Tumblr gets deep at 1:24 in the morning. . Teaching kids to give handjobs since the Ems You know you' re lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead OH GOD,
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Tumblr gets deep at 1:24 in the morning

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the Ems
You know you' re lesbian when: You put your finger in it
instead
OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM.
I USED TO FIST THEM OH MY GADD
what the tuck does it mean if I stuck my fingers in both ends and
whirled it over my head until it flew
ALEX I
one time i put my entire leg in one and it
Then there is this person A
you perfect human being)
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#1 - Her (12/20/2012) [-]
What WAS the purpose of that toy exactly?
What WAS the purpose of that toy exactly?
User avatar #26 to #1 - blahness (12/21/2012) [-]
masturbation
#2 to #1 - colintiernan (12/20/2012) [-]
who knows
who knows
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#3 to #1 - bronybassplayer **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #9 to #1 - cossackwhoop (12/20/2012) [-]
jelly dildo?
#34 - AlbertEinstein (12/21/2012) [-]
Am I the only one who put their dick into it?
#46 to #34 - abcdxyz (12/21/2012) [-]
I did. **** hurt like ******* hell
#56 to #34 - sixsicsix ONLINE (12/21/2012) [-]
User avatar #37 to #34 - ManInKilt (12/21/2012) [-]
no
User avatar #35 to #34 - partnerintroll (12/21/2012) [-]
Probably. I was already too old when it came around, so my dick never really fit
#39 to #35 - Rascal (12/21/2012) [-]
Why, was the hole too big for you dick to fit?
User avatar #61 to #39 - randybutternub (12/21/2012) [-]
omg fok off anon
User avatar #42 to #39 - misticalz ONLINE (12/21/2012) [-]
Shut the **** up, anon.
User avatar #41 to #39 - partnerintroll (12/21/2012) [-]
shut up anon
User avatar #57 to #34 - thenewgizmobox (12/21/2012) [-]
did..... did it work?
#60 - nadsnads (12/21/2012) [-]
**** I WANT ONE NOW TO PUT MY DICK IN
#65 to #60 - giygasman (12/21/2012) [-]
Thanks for the awesome idea! Somebody told me they became illegal though.
Thanks for the awesome idea! Somebody told me they became illegal though.
#66 to #65 - nadsnads (12/21/2012) [-]
Thanks for the seizure! :D
User avatar #68 to #60 - VICTORx (12/21/2012) [-]
remember the sharp plastic seam?
if you weren't, you are now.
im sorry
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#84 to #72 - Rascal (12/21/2012) [-]
Flip it inside out?
User avatar #89 to #84 - jokeface (12/21/2012) [-]
The whole gimmick of the toy was that it kept turning itself inside out if you held it vertically. The seam was the entire length of the surface, both inside and out.
#69 to #68 - nadsnads (12/21/2012) [-]
Baby oil, LOTS OF BABY OIL
#62 - pedomuhammed (12/21/2012) [-]
I laughed way more then i should have
I laughed way more then i should have
User avatar #45 - dapianoman (12/21/2012) [-]
Am I the only one here who didn't ******* rape my water snakes? wtf is wrong with you *******
#79 to #45 - kruzer (12/21/2012) [-]
Puberty made me do some things I'm not proud of.
Puberty made me do some things I'm not proud of.
User avatar #40 - duckspasm (12/21/2012) [-]
i put my finger in it... but... wasn't that the whole point of them??
now i'm confused.... what purpose did they serve
User avatar #49 to #40 - ivoryhammer (12/21/2012) [-]
For fun
User avatar #58 to #40 - ukuleleofvengeance ONLINE (12/21/2012) [-]
they were supposedly impossible to hold.
User avatar #78 - ButtonFly ONLINE (12/21/2012) [-]
I laughed so hard I actually started to choke.
User avatar #76 - evilanakie ONLINE (12/21/2012) [-]
when i was a kid i use to get 4 of them and put them on my dogs legs
IT WAS AWESOME
User avatar #88 to #76 - jokeface (12/21/2012) [-]
******* furries...
#85 - improbablyyourdad (12/21/2012) [-]
Trust me guys, sticking your dick in them is not as fun as it seem.
#90 to #85 - Rascal (12/21/2012) [-]
Did you spit on it first?
#54 - Yojimbo (12/21/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #4 - waterbottlemanboy (12/20/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, but what is this toy? It looks so familiar.
User avatar #6 to #4 - colintiernan (12/20/2012) [-]
The Flesh Light for kids
User avatar #8 to #6 - waterbottlemanboy (12/20/2012) [-]
What was it really called?
User avatar #10 to #8 - lollocaust (12/20/2012) [-]
water snakes
#75 - Rascal (12/21/2012) [-]
>be 12
>my older brother has one of these
>he tells me not to touch it
>I play with it anyway

urgh
#50 - lolibear ONLINE (12/21/2012) [-]
yeah i had that as a kid *well preteen*, i figured out how to use it pretty quick.
#12 - Rascal (12/20/2012) [-]
stop with this tumblr ****
User avatar #55 to #12 - beeradthelaw (12/21/2012) [-]
Tumblr is honestly the best site out there if you wish to be around those who have the same interests as you.
User avatar #13 to #12 - colintiernan (12/20/2012) [-]
what is everyone's problem with Tumblr? it's not that bad of a site. it's not just stealing content from other sites. it's blogging.
User avatar #15 to #13 - cupcakedevourer (12/20/2012) [-]
I went on it and I feel like the only person who isn't suicidal.
User avatar #16 to #15 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (12/20/2012) [-]
You were probably looking at the blogs of the 13 year old attention seekers. Surprisingly, it isn't just made of them. Some of the blogs are pretty funny and/or interesting.
User avatar #17 to #16 - cupcakedevourer (12/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, she was thirteen, but she was after breaking up with her boyfriend like yesterday.
User avatar #18 to #17 - colintiernan (12/20/2012) [-]
everyone's blog is different mine is a personal/Digimon Fandom/ Pokemon Fandom/ whatever the **** i want blog.
User avatar #28 to #18 - fatalkill (12/21/2012) [-]
here's a good one (brony or not)
User avatar #29 to #28 - colintiernan (12/21/2012) [-]
here's a good what lol
User avatar #32 to #30 - colintiernan (12/21/2012) [-]
i would follow, but I hate ponies/bronies/MLP
You can check this one out if you want You need to login to view this link
User avatar #33 to #32 - colintiernan (12/21/2012) [-]
it's my blog of whatever i want to post
User avatar #52 to #33 - colintiernan (12/21/2012) [-]
who the **** is the ass hole thumbing down my comments you ******
User avatar #80 - pkmlpkm (12/21/2012) [-]
Can someone please tell me what one of those things are?
User avatar #87 to #80 - littleseatoytle (12/21/2012) [-]
water snakes, i may be wrong though
User avatar #81 to #80 - ixcarnifexxi (12/21/2012) [-]
No frikkin clue, they were just fun to play with.
User avatar #70 - defeats (12/21/2012) [-]
Probably the only thing I didn't put into that hole was my dick... I'm only 20 now, and I haven't seen one of those since I was probably 8.
#83 to #70 - scarytown (12/21/2012) [-]
I see them a lot in zoo gift shops and that Rainforest Cafe gift shop (not recently tho. I haven't been to a zoo or a Rainforest Cafe in ages.)
#59 - trolltroller (12/21/2012) [-]
I want one again...
User avatar #48 - cptfox (12/21/2012) [-]
what are thosecalled
User avatar #53 to #48 - ieatyououtaldaylon (12/21/2012) [-]
i just called them squishies as a kid.
User avatar #64 to #48 - phantasmalcat (12/21/2012) [-]
Water snakes.
User avatar #47 - dyllygaf (12/21/2012) [-]
Wow, i never thought of them like that...

I only ever had fun trying to see if I could just hold onto the damned thing
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