Yes. No. I LAUGH AT YOUR CLAIMS TO BRAVELY TAKE ON A ZOMBIE APOCALYPSE WHEN MOST OF YOU CANT STAND UP TO A SPIDER. I'm Australian. We take on spiders. Crocodiles Dingos Sharks Bluebottle Jellyfish Daily, I'm sure a zombie apocalypse would be a pushover. Maybe so
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#3 - Keoul (12/20/2012) [-]
I'm Australian.
We take on spiders.
Crocodiles
Dingos
Sharks
Bluebottle Jellyfish
Daily, I'm sure a zombie apocalypse would be a pushover.
User avatar #38 to #3 - dmagen (12/20/2012) [-]
that's why you guys get the end of the world first
User avatar #8 to #3 - rippercrust (12/20/2012) [-]
But just one sting ray.....
#9 to #8 - Keoul (12/20/2012) [-]
yeah....   
that's kinda our Achilles heel...
yeah....
that's kinda our Achilles heel...
User avatar #11 to #8 - goodguygary ONLINE (12/20/2012) [-]
the only way to kill an aussie is to pierce the heart, or remove the head.
User avatar #30 - kinglobster (12/20/2012) [-]
spiders are small and silent
zombies are easily noticed
im not scared of what i can see, im scared of what i cant.
#92 to #30 - rectophobia (12/21/2012) [-]
I hear that
#90 - Rascal (12/21/2012) [-]
But dude... SPiders
User avatar #86 - esmebuffay (12/21/2012) [-]
Zombies only have four limbs (at most) where as spiders have eight, therefor spiders are twice as deadly as zombies.
#64 - senglish (12/21/2012) [-]
WHOA WHOA WHOA. I saw a spider come out of nowhere out our a ******* blanket. I don't see a zombie surprising me from a ******* blanket.
#62 - deathrinderalta (12/21/2012) [-]
I would face the tide of flesh with steel in my heart and weapon in hand.
#24 - Rascal (12/20/2012) [-]
i would put a football helmet and boxing gloves on a zombied and keep it as a pet
name him hungrie
User avatar #61 - DahColeTrain ONLINE (12/21/2012) [-]
I'm not scared of spiders per se, just the uncertainty of not knowing what type of spider it is.
User avatar #73 to #61 - itsmepapaone (12/21/2012) [-]
I know that feel.
User avatar #46 - Mr Ronok (12/21/2012) [-]
zombies only have 2 legs... and 2 eyes
User avatar #15 - xxxmrawsomexxx (12/20/2012) [-]
Hmmm i remeber this from somewhere, oh yes its been here already
funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/4152897/zombie+apocalypse+sad+truth/
Not hating just pointing it out
User avatar #4 - airmanpeaches (12/20/2012) [-]
I am deathly afraid of spiders.. If I see a spider on my wall, I will scream like a little girl.

I also play Airsoft, it's a pretty fun hobby. But when I'm playing, and I know it's shot, or be shot. I don't give a **** about spiders.

I crawl though the underside of bushes, and pop out covered in who knows what just to get someone out.

What I'm saying is, when your life (Or "life" in Airsoft) is on the line, your petty fears will escape you. Heights, spiders, and even clowns will not budge that sudden manliness that has over come you.
User avatar #5 to #4 - airmanpeaches (12/20/2012) [-]
Awwh. Who am I kidding? In a zombie apocalypse I would run right into a spider web, panic and start cying, then get eaten immediately.

I'm a pussy.
User avatar #20 to #4 - mrhumperdoodle (12/20/2012) [-]
Kinda off topic, but does airsoft hurt?
User avatar #22 to #20 - airmanpeaches (12/20/2012) [-]
Yes, unless you wear a lot of clothing.
User avatar #23 to #22 - mrhumperdoodle (12/20/2012) [-]
Thanks
#1 - Zaxplab (12/20/2012) [-]
What? Have you ever heard of a zombie doing this???
What? Have you ever heard of a zombie doing this???
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#37 to #1 - lizardonfire (12/20/2012) [-]
I though it was a hand at first...
I though it was a hand at first...
User avatar #91 - wulphshadowtail (12/21/2012) [-]
My spider bros and I have a good system worked out; I don't crush him and he eats all the flies and various other bugs that get in here occasionally.
#10 - madoc (12/20/2012) [-]
Hm... This takes some thinking.

We humans have during evolution been genetically engineered into being afraid of spiders, since spiders used to be an extreme danger and being afraid of them made us more likely to survive and spread our own genes more...

Since we have never encountered zombies during our evolution, we wouldn't necessarily be as afraid of them as we are of spiders.

HOWEVER, we ARE genetically programmed into avoiding corpses, since corpses can carry nasty diseases, and that could mean that we would find zombies as frightening as spiders.

Opinions?
User avatar #13 to #10 - zallaz (12/20/2012) [-]
Sure, we're made to avoid corpses, but if that corpse was walking and moving wouldn't it just be interpreted as another human?
#14 to #13 - madoc (12/20/2012) [-]
Zombies could be seen as very sick idividuals as well, something we also generally avoid...
#19 to #10 - pariahlol (12/20/2012) [-]
We've been to desensitized to the idea to be as horrified of them as we are to a spider. Also, we can ignore spiders, there isn't any direct need to confront them as they only scare/disgust us rather than usually posing any real threat. Zombies would be unavoidable, forcing people to confront them, and that would reduce fear dramatically.
User avatar #12 to #10 - discorddraconequus (12/20/2012) [-]
Corpses generally don't move.
I'd probably think of them more as insane people that corpses.
User avatar #50 - Lambda (12/21/2012) [-]
As long as there are no zombie spiders we'll be all good.
User avatar #68 to #50 - stunning (12/21/2012) [-]
Exactly
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User avatar #77 - sarcasticone (12/21/2012) [-]
.....Dunno...I'm quite sure I would kill anyone and everyone and everything that walked across me during a zombie apocalypse ....im a pretty cold ************ .
User avatar #80 to #77 - kadish (12/21/2012) [-]
Considering your avatar, you are either a genius of sarcarm and irony or an idiot, Idk what to think
User avatar #81 to #80 - sarcasticone (12/21/2012) [-]
Having the avatar doesn't make me who I am. I talk to the community rather than watch the show.
#85 to #81 - kadish (12/21/2012) [-]
Oh, I am not considering that's a pony, just compare your phrase "I'm a pretty cold 			************		" with your avatar, even forgetting it's actually a pony. And I really don't care than "Having the avatar doesn't make me who you are" I'm just making that comparisno
Oh, I am not considering that's a pony, just compare your phrase "I'm a pretty cold ************ " with your avatar, even forgetting it's actually a pony. And I really don't care than "Having the avatar doesn't make me who you are" I'm just making that comparisno
User avatar #78 - vatra (12/21/2012) [-]
I have no issues with spiders, I used to pick them up and throw them at my arachnophobic sister, until she slammed a door in to my nose that is.
User avatar #76 - hydraetis (12/21/2012) [-]
little does OP know, spiders are way more terrifying than zombies. those ******* are everyone's nightmare.
User avatar #63 - mylazy (12/21/2012) [-]
I laugh at the fact that so many people think they will be alive after the initial onslaught in the apocalypse...or that so many people think that any real apocalypse would leave anyone left alive by the end.
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