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WTF Brain

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The Human Brant is , It is the worldd meet intelligent and ) d cream. The
peak evalution. Then occasionally it forgets all that, like , when I went in scratch my
are and punched myself in the face Intstead,
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#1 - mookiez (12/20/2012) [-]
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Well one time I was cleaning My room. I picked up a glass cup. And for some reason i punched My self in the mouth as hard as I could. Broke the class, and knocked out 2 of My teeth. Wtf caused this **** .
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#30 to #3 - anon (12/20/2012) [-]
well you can't break class
#166 to #1 - shizno (12/20/2012) [-]
AIDS
#68 to #1 - hazardpay ONLINE (12/20/2012) [-]
I . . cant . . . ******* . . . even
#106 to #1 - EKcEntRIC (12/20/2012) [-]
you're the beta release, gotta get them bugs fixed
User avatar #5 to #1 - Blarge **User deleted account** (12/20/2012) [-]
stop doing bath salts man
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#40 - whosaidwut (12/20/2012) [-]
Totally made me think of this.
User avatar #10 - fistoftheaxis (12/20/2012) [-]
"The brain is the most important part of the body" - The Brain
User avatar #215 to #213 - Bakerlalalalala (12/21/2012) [-]
the never ending battle in a mans life
User avatar #210 to #10 - vanoreo (12/21/2012) [-]
I need to rethink everything now...
User avatar #211 to #210 - vanoreo (12/21/2012) [-]
WAIT ****
#159 to #10 - beardwood (12/20/2012) [-]
If you are as advanced as you say you are. Then why are you talking in third-person huh, Brain?
If you are as advanced as you say you are. Then why are you talking in third-person huh, Brain?
User avatar #214 to #159 - fukkentyranitar (12/21/2012) [-]
Brain is perfect.
Brain surveys all.
Brain shall grind beneath its stem...
ALL THAT EXISTS.
User avatar #202 to #10 - galaxiegal (12/21/2012) [-]
"I beg to differ." - The Rectum
User avatar #193 to #10 - misterkinz (12/21/2012) [-]
" "The brain is the most important part of the body" - The Brain" " - The Brain
#206 to #193 - theoriginaltyson (12/21/2012) [-]
"" "The brain is the most important part of the body" - The Brain" " - The Brain" - The Brain
#207 to #206 - mayormilkman (12/21/2012) [-]
We need to go deeper.
User avatar #216 to #206 - Bakerlalalalala (12/21/2012) [-]
"" "The brain is the most important part of the body" - The Brain" " - The Brain" - The Brain" -The Brain
User avatar #80 to #10 - thedarkdefender (12/20/2012) [-]
Should we trust it?..
User avatar #160 to #80 - bigblacknegro (12/20/2012) [-]
you mean shoud it trust itself?..
User avatar #127 to #10 - garentei (12/20/2012) [-]
The brain named itself.
User avatar #171 to #167 - imabser (12/20/2012) [-]
I hate that **** .
#178 to #167 - pieratestan (12/20/2012) [-]
and then as your head finally hits the pillow you feel that you JUST fell asleep and it's magically 6:30 in the morning.
User avatar #189 to #178 - thebeastlyhound (12/21/2012) [-]
i hate when that happens
#121 - hhhhhhhh (12/20/2012) [-]
When I'm in the car, and I rest my head on my fist, and end up punching myself in the face repeatedly because we hit bumps
#60 - JoeyGrims (12/20/2012) [-]
>late for college in a major rush   
>run into bathroom   
>spray deodorant in my mouth   
>seriously almost choke   
>wtf brain   
>regain breath   
>put deodorant down   
>grab shaving foam   
>spray it all over my clothes and bathroom   
>shaving foam everywhere   
>brain, wtf   
>mfw I think about what the 			****		 I actually did   
   
I didn't go to college that day   
   
I wish I was lying too
>late for college in a major rush
>run into bathroom
>spray deodorant in my mouth
>seriously almost choke
>wtf brain
>regain breath
>put deodorant down
>grab shaving foam
>spray it all over my clothes and bathroom
>shaving foam everywhere
>brain, wtf
>mfw I think about what the **** I actually did

I didn't go to college that day

I wish I was lying too
#104 - BeaverBalls (12/20/2012) [-]
i used to walk in my dreams and my brain would actually think im walking so i would actually pick up my legs like im walking, but my leg wouldnt hit anything so i thought i missed a step, or fell of an edge, which would make me panic and wake up



MFW it happened
#70 - creosote (12/20/2012) [-]
Somewhat different, but there was this one time I went and got into the shower, turned on the water and all of a sudden my eyesight turned all blotchy and I couldn't see anything. I thought I was going blind... Until I took off my glasses.
Somewhat different, but there was this one time I went and got into the shower, turned on the water and all of a sudden my eyesight turned all blotchy and I couldn't see anything. I thought I was going blind... Until I took off my glasses.
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#86 to #70 - fooljamable (12/20/2012) [-]
mfw i don't wear glasses
mfw i don't wear glasses
#90 to #86 - creosote (12/20/2012) [-]
I ain't even mad!
#116 to #70 - elsasquatch (12/20/2012) [-]
almost as fun as getting into the shower with water running and then realizing there's an article of clothing I forgot to take off.
almost as fun as getting into the shower with water running and then realizing there's an article of clothing I forgot to take off.
#132 to #116 - creosote (12/20/2012) [-]
YFW
YFW
#79 to #70 - creosote (12/20/2012) [-]
There was another time that I tried to drink some milk and I ended up poking myself in the eye with the cup.
There was another time that I tried to drink some milk and I ended up poking myself in the eye with the cup.
#8 - waffies (12/20/2012) [-]
My grandpa gave me a rock that he'd picked up in Vietnam, and he'd fiddled with it every day until it was a nice smooth worry stone. I treasured it for 5 years. Last month my brain suddenly said "i wonder how strong this rock is" and i dropped it on our stone entryway floor and it shattered into tiny pieces...
#84 - cometfire (12/20/2012) [-]
I hate it when my brain pulls these things. I was going to turn my life around, exercise, and over all better myself.   
   
I ended up masturbating and falling asleep.
I hate it when my brain pulls these things. I was going to turn my life around, exercise, and over all better myself.

I ended up masturbating and falling asleep.
#92 to #84 - creosote (12/20/2012) [-]
What's this gif from?
What's this gif from?
#94 to #92 - cometfire (12/20/2012) [-]
I'm afraid I don't know.    
   
If you mean yours, that's from the futurama movie Beast with a Billion Backs, but I think you mean mine. o.o;
I'm afraid I don't know.

If you mean yours, that's from the futurama movie Beast with a Billion Backs, but I think you mean mine. o.o;
#102 to #94 - creosote (12/20/2012) [-]
That gif gets me everytime...
That gif gets me everytime...
#97 to #92 - anon (12/20/2012) [-]
It's from a movie called the breakfast club, great movie.
User avatar #100 to #97 - creosote (12/20/2012) [-]
Holy crap, THAT'S the Breakfast Club? It looks like a recent movie.
#26 - rrenierr (12/20/2012) [-]
Could be worse   
   
A friend of mine was once shaving   
but then his eyebrow got itchy, so he decided to scratch it using his razor   
he now has 1 eyebrow left
Could be worse

A friend of mine was once shaving
but then his eyebrow got itchy, so he decided to scratch it using his razor
he now has 1 eyebrow left
#55 - dsdanny (12/20/2012) [-]
mfw I read brain as brian
#29 - certifiedidiot (12/20/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#58 to #29 - gersberms (12/20/2012) [-]
I haven't seen that face used in too long...
#13 - savvz (12/20/2012) [-]
You are a brain thinking about itself.

Mind blown.
#33 to #13 - anon (12/20/2012) [-]
No **** . Why does this surprise anyone?
#37 to #33 - tragono **User deleted account** (12/20/2012) [-]
You're at the level of stupid where I don't even need to insult you, natural selection is already going to kill you before you procreate. This entire comment was actually a waste of my time.
That's how stupid you are.
#208 to #37 - anon (12/21/2012) [-]
How the **** am I the stupid one when you ******** can't figure out you are a brain without a comment saying it?
User avatar #20 to #13 - thice (12/20/2012) [-]
THIS MADE MY HEAD HURT
User avatar #23 to #13 - tragono **User deleted account** (12/20/2012) [-]
As Carl Sagan put it, "We are a way for the cosmos to know itself".
#32 to #23 - anon (12/20/2012) [-]
What about wanda ?

Huehuehuehuehue
User avatar #107 to #13 - bensho (12/20/2012) [-]
You are a mind blowing itself.

Cranial auto-fellatio.
#14 to #13 - dragonsoverlord (12/20/2012) [-]
You have earned this.
You have earned this.
#51 to #14 - darkeco (12/20/2012) [-]
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#35 - thedarkestrogue (12/20/2012) [-]
or when a fly landed on my crotch and I instinctively went to smack it.
#31 - dedaluminus (12/20/2012) [-]
******* haunters
#88 - thedarkestrogue (12/20/2012) [-]
Last night as I was trying to sleep, my left eye kept turning on and off like someone somewhere was flipping a light switch. I chalked it up to my brain and was like    
"da fuk bro."
Last night as I was trying to sleep, my left eye kept turning on and off like someone somewhere was flipping a light switch. I chalked it up to my brain and was like
"da fuk bro."
#91 to #88 - creosote (12/20/2012) [-]
That happens to my left eye pretty much whenever I get out of bed in the middle of the night. It's crazy.
That happens to my left eye pretty much whenever I get out of bed in the middle of the night. It's crazy.
User avatar #24 - Poor (12/20/2012) [-]
I once removed a wrapper from a sandwich and instead of throwing the wrapper I got a gun and I shot up my school.

I chose a wrong time to make that joke.
User avatar #77 to #24 - chezburgadominator (12/20/2012) [-]
You have poor decision making.
#4 - guitarmanforever (12/20/2012) [-]
And watch as half of the people that read this just punched themselves in the face.
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