Smart thief. . plush News. Must not have been THAT smart if they caught him...
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#13 - highfocus (12/20/2012) [-]
you will never hear from the perfect crime

because it's perfect
User avatar #188 to #13 - ifuhq ONLINE (12/20/2012) [-]
You would hear about it, just not know who done it
#175 to #13 - ttritt (12/20/2012) [-]
I have the same catfish.
User avatar #164 to #148 - hammarhead (12/20/2012) [-]
How long have you been waiting to use that?
User avatar #238 to #164 - hukhukhuk (12/22/2012) [-]
too long good sir
#211 to #164 - lamarisagoodname (12/20/2012) [-]
I can think of a number of ways to use it
User avatar #36 - mikemont (12/20/2012) [-]
Smart thief isn't exactly a good title for someone that got caught.
#62 to #36 - daveduke (12/20/2012) [-]
His GF found the mask and reported to the police.
#5 - amflashfj (12/20/2012) [-]
Must not have been THAT smart if they caught him...
Must not have been THAT smart if they caught him...
#9 to #5 - unsatisfied (12/20/2012) [-]
Well, he was imitating a black guy
#15 to #9 - ximik (12/20/2012) [-]
Pic Related.
#189 - unco (12/20/2012) [-]
What if police couldn't catch the real black-skinned thief, so they made up a story about a white guy and a mask.
User avatar #191 to #189 - illegalartist (12/20/2012) [-]
if they were going to do that theyd just arrest some other black guy
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User avatar #231 to #191 - dylanmart (12/21/2012) [-]
In that case, this post wouldn't be on FJ.
#230 to #191 - anon (12/20/2012) [-]
But there are witnesses and video tapes, so only a specific black guy can do, hence the accurately-designed mask.
#92 - godoftheanons (12/20/2012) [-]
No wonder black people get so mad about their stereotypes, it's really just a bunch of us crazy ass white people in masks.. Damn we're resourceful..
No wonder black people get so mad about their stereotypes, it's really just a bunch of us crazy ass white people in masks.. Damn we're resourceful..
User avatar #106 to #92 - foreverxalone (12/20/2012) [-]
This reminds me of see no evil hear no evil where richard pryor finds out he's black
#65 - maxoverderp (12/20/2012) [-]
how exactly is he a "smart thief" or "most epic bank robber ever" if he got ******* caught?
User avatar #100 to #65 - scoggand (12/20/2012) [-]
because he fooled everyone into beleiving the robber was black
#212 to #65 - anon (12/20/2012) [-]
if his cunt gf didn't turn him in he would have gotten away with it. the police ended up arresting a black man that looked like the mask thats why he is a smart thief u dense faggot
User avatar #112 to #65 - nightmarecorpse (12/20/2012) [-]
That's exactly what I thought. If anything he's the biggest fail of a robber ever because he had a perfect disguise and still ****** it up.
User avatar #134 to #65 - retardedboss (12/20/2012) [-]
If he hadn't got caught, we wouldn't know about him. It's impossible to tell someone about a bank robbery in which the robber wasn't caught.
#74 to #65 - anon (12/20/2012) [-]
>Goes to funnyjunk
>Expects logic to make sense
User avatar #77 to #74 - insaneguy (12/20/2012) [-]
>funnyjunk
>logic
User avatar #22 - bromop (12/20/2012) [-]
If he was so good, he wouldn't have been caught.
#178 - sparkieemae (12/20/2012) [-]
and it is all for not because he got ******* caught anyway.

<hfw
#192 - occamsrazor (12/20/2012) [-]
No one cared who I was till I put on the mask
User avatar #208 to #197 - evilanakie ONLINE (12/20/2012) [-]
that was wonderful
#185 - KievLeviathan (12/20/2012) [-]
He put on the mask, became black, and was instantly turned into a criminal? Interesting...
User avatar #193 to #185 - unkownthous (12/20/2012) [-]
No, he became a criminal AFTER robbing 3 banks and a drug store.
User avatar #168 - friendlyanonymous (12/20/2012) [-]
Best robber ever?
I'm sorry, but last I checked, The Gray Fox has never been caught.
User avatar #169 to #168 - facetiousrunner (12/20/2012) [-]
Cause all that bastard has to do is take off the mask and the guards are all like, "Never mind, that isn't him."
#163 - beeradthelaw (12/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, ******* awesome.

He committed several crimes and was caught.
#137 - organicglory (12/20/2012) [-]
Then how the **** did they catch him?
User avatar #160 to #137 - SognaVetr (12/20/2012) [-]
They found the loot at his house, dna, snitches...
#143 to #137 - kenleyP (12/20/2012) [-]
Fingerprints, dna, snitches. There's a lot of ways he could have been caught
#151 - EdwardNigma (12/20/2012) [-]
Saying praise about and congratulating a guy who stole a bunch of money from a bunch of people because he wore a mask that made him look black.
#64 - ijiek (12/20/2012) [-]
drive
#186 - adambubba (12/20/2012) [-]
smartest bank robber ever

gets caught
#30 - polykid (12/20/2012) [-]
He got caught because he left a review for the company saying the masked worked great.
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#24 - ofwgbagelbites (12/20/2012) [-]
If I could pull off the perfect huge heist and not get caught, I would wait until I was on my deathbed and have a note containing all the details of the crime sent to the authorities. It would receive national news and I would live a life with no one knowing what I did. If a man could do that, he would be the King of Thieves in my book.
If I could pull off the perfect huge heist and not get caught, I would wait until I was on my deathbed and have a note containing all the details of the crime sent to the authorities. It would receive national news and I would live a life with no one knowing what I did. If a man could do that, he would be the King of Thieves in my book.
User avatar #103 to #24 - scarymary (12/20/2012) [-]
So kind of like jimmy savile?
#38 to #24 - fongsan (12/20/2012) [-]
then you would have gotten 1000 likes on facebook and then they would have save your life and tell you that you have about 10 years to live... then what do you do?
then you would have gotten 1000 likes on facebook and then they would have save your life and tell you that you have about 10 years to live... then what do you do?
#40 to #38 - ofwgbagelbites (12/20/2012) [-]
Well, it's quite obvious. We buy the Illuminati.
#166 - afreeti ONLINE (12/20/2012) [-]
User avatar #170 to #166 - azakiel (12/20/2012) [-]
Gantz!
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