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#5 - amflashfj
Reply +425
(12/20/2012) [-]
Must not have been THAT smart if they caught him...
Must not have been THAT smart if they caught him...
#234 to #5 - zombiejew ONLINE
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(12/21/2012) [-]
#9 to #5 - unsatisfied
Reply +109
(12/20/2012) [-]
Well, he was imitating a black guy
#15 to #9 - ximik
Reply +40
(12/20/2012) [-]
Pic Related.
#13 - highfocus
Reply +265
(12/20/2012) [-]
you will never hear from the perfect crime

because it's perfect
#188 to #13 - ifuhq
Reply +1
(12/20/2012) [-]
You would hear about it, just not know who done it
#175 to #13 - ttritt
Reply +11
(12/20/2012) [-]
I have the same catfish.
#65 - maxoverderp
Reply +150
(12/20/2012) [-]
how exactly is he a "smart thief" or "most epic bank robber ever" if he got ******* caught?
#100 to #65 - scoggand
Reply -1
(12/20/2012) [-]
because he fooled everyone into beleiving the robber was black
#74 to #65 - anon
Reply 0
(12/20/2012) [-]
>Goes to funnyjunk
>Expects logic to make sense
#77 to #74 - insaneguy
Reply -14
(12/20/2012) [-]
>funnyjunk
>logic
#212 to #65 - anon
Reply 0
(12/20/2012) [-]
if his cunt gf didn't turn him in he would have gotten away with it. the police ended up arresting a black man that looked like the mask thats why he is a smart thief u dense faggot
#112 to #65 - nightmarecorpse
Reply +1
(12/20/2012) [-]
That's exactly what I thought. If anything he's the biggest fail of a robber ever because he had a perfect disguise and still ****** it up.
#134 to #65 - retardedboss
Reply +1
(12/20/2012) [-]
If he hadn't got caught, we wouldn't know about him. It's impossible to tell someone about a bank robbery in which the robber wasn't caught.
#3 - thisisspartah
Reply +9
(12/20/2012) [-]
how did they find him then?
#84 to #3 - burnzart
Reply 0
(12/20/2012) [-]
He took off the shades and they realized he didn't black out the eyes
#7 to #3 - wetpantslol
Reply +142
(12/20/2012) [-]
He used the money to provide for his kids. It aroused suspicion as he still had the mask on..
#111 to #7 - superassassin
Reply +2
(12/20/2012) [-]
One of the best comments I've seen in a while
#86 to #7 - anon
Reply 0
(12/20/2012) [-]
Comment to the year
#36 - mikemont
Reply +81
(12/20/2012) [-]
Smart thief isn't exactly a good title for someone that got caught.
#62 to #36 - daveduke
Reply 0
(12/20/2012) [-]
His GF found the mask and reported to the police.
#148 - hukhukhuk
Reply +70
(12/20/2012) [-]
#164 to #148 - hammarhead
Reply +8
(12/20/2012) [-]
How long have you been waiting to use that?
#238 to #164 - hukhukhuk
Reply +1
(12/22/2012) [-]
too long good sir
#211 to #164 - lamarisagoodname
Reply +1
(12/20/2012) [-]
I can think of a number of ways to use it
#186 - adambubba
Reply +65
(12/20/2012) [-]
smartest bank robber ever

gets caught
#189 - unco
Reply +60
(12/20/2012) [-]
What if police couldn't catch the real black-skinned thief, so they made up a story about a white guy and a mask.
#191 to #189 - illegalartist
Reply +25
(12/20/2012) [-]
if they were going to do that theyd just arrest some other black guy
#194 to #191 - artyx **User deleted account**
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#231 to #191 - dylanmart
Reply 0
(12/21/2012) [-]
In that case, this post wouldn't be on FJ.
#230 to #191 - anon
Reply 0
(12/20/2012) [-]
But there are witnesses and video tapes, so only a specific black guy can do, hence the accurately-designed mask.
#192 - occamsrazor
Reply +56
(12/20/2012) [-]
No one cared who I was till I put on the mask
#197 to #192 - maskedhippo
Reply +32
(12/20/2012) [-]
#208 to #197 - evilanakie
Reply +2
(12/20/2012) [-]
that was wonderful
#203 to #197 - patriotprideboy
Reply 0
(12/20/2012) [-]
Genius.
#163 - beeradthelaw
Reply +49
(12/20/2012) [-]
Yeah, ******* awesome.

He committed several crimes and was caught.