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#84 - patriotprideboy
Reply +315
(12/19/2012) [-]
>Work at Gamestop.   
>Get called in to work this Saturday.   
>It's my ******* off day. Oh well, its only a few hours.   
>It's at a mall and people are doing their last minute holiday shopping, so the store is packed tighter than a Colombian drug mule's anus and I'm getting aggravated.   
>There's a bunch of ******* soccer moms standing outside of the store 'protesting' the sale of 'violent' games.   
>The only video game they can name is Call of Duty.   
>These bitches are heckling the customers and the employees who work at the store.   
>Boss isn't doing **** about it.   
>One of these whores approaches me.   
>"How can you sell these awful things to children?"   
>"Miss, its the parents who buy these in the first place."   
>"Is that how you sleep at night?"   
>"It's just a Job for me."   
>"You should be ashamed of yourself. You should do something about this. You're selling death to CHILDREN!"   
>"I'm just a sales person. Would you like to take it up with the management?"   
>"No. My problem is with you. Would you work for a company that sells these to kids. Haven't you seen the news? You should take it up with your boss."   
>"Miss... Why are you telling me how to do my Job? It's not like I show up in your kitchen and tell you how to bake cookies."   
>Her jaw drops on the floor and she starts yelling.   
>She ends up telling the manager that I'm an evil sexist.. With no concept of morality.   
>Manager sends me on break.   
>Mall security has to threaten her with real cops before she leaves. Doesn't stop soccer moms from loitering outside of the store and shouting stupid **** for 2 hours.
>Work at Gamestop.
>Get called in to work this Saturday.
>It's my ******* off day. Oh well, its only a few hours.
>It's at a mall and people are doing their last minute holiday shopping, so the store is packed tighter than a Colombian drug mule's anus and I'm getting aggravated.
>There's a bunch of ******* soccer moms standing outside of the store 'protesting' the sale of 'violent' games.
>The only video game they can name is Call of Duty.
>These bitches are heckling the customers and the employees who work at the store.
>Boss isn't doing **** about it.
>One of these whores approaches me.
>"How can you sell these awful things to children?"
>"Miss, its the parents who buy these in the first place."
>"Is that how you sleep at night?"
>"It's just a Job for me."
>"You should be ashamed of yourself. You should do something about this. You're selling death to CHILDREN!"
>"I'm just a sales person. Would you like to take it up with the management?"
>"No. My problem is with you. Would you work for a company that sells these to kids. Haven't you seen the news? You should take it up with your boss."
>"Miss... Why are you telling me how to do my Job? It's not like I show up in your kitchen and tell you how to bake cookies."
>Her jaw drops on the floor and she starts yelling.
>She ends up telling the manager that I'm an evil sexist.. With no concept of morality.
>Manager sends me on break.
>Mall security has to threaten her with real cops before she leaves. Doesn't stop soccer moms from loitering outside of the store and shouting stupid **** for 2 hours.
#378 to #84 - crazypotato
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(03/13/2013) [-]
************
#371 to #84 - carchariasthefurry
Reply +3
(12/20/2012) [-]
>copy-paste something off of 4chan
>305 thumbs up
#373 to #371 - shaftyface
Reply 0
(12/20/2012) [-]
>Who cares.

I know I didnt use le mey mey arrows correctly but again.

Who
The
****
Cares.

Theres more important **** to worry about.
#370 to #84 - kridane
Reply +6
(12/20/2012) [-]
Do you have battletoads?
Do you have battletoads?
#367 to #84 - anon
Reply 0
(12/20/2012) [-]
Same ****, different place. Except I think I caused a divorce after I told that cunt that children need an adult to purchase Mature games, cause she started going Donkey Kong on her husband.
#366 to #84 - cloudshadowevil
Reply 0
(12/20/2012) [-]
Its fine man, people try blaming other things to justify the fact that human treatment and raising children the right way has nothing to do with horrible unjustifiable actions of other's insanitary behavior. I applaud you for not punching her.
#365 to #84 - feeniks
Reply +4
(12/20/2012) [-]
No wonder people shoot each others these days with people like that woman.
#361 to #84 - thatdeafguy
Reply +5
(12/20/2012) [-]
<----would have been my face will trying to ignore the bitch
<----would have been my face will trying to ignore the bitch
#256 to #84 - imabser
Reply +10
(12/20/2012) [-]
Problem solved?
Problem solved?
#372 to #256 - kingpongthedon
Reply 0
(12/20/2012) [-]
Fal-cunt punch
#230 to #84 - hillbillypowpow ONLINE
Reply +19
(12/20/2012) [-]
I wasn't even supposed to be here today
#193 to #84 - deafitems
Reply +5
(12/20/2012) [-]
this would have been EXACTLY what I would have said...
this would have been EXACTLY what I would have said...
#157 to #84 - anon
Reply 0
(12/20/2012) [-]
ITT: sheeple
#124 to #84 - zigzagderpaderp
Reply +15
(12/20/2012) [-]
copypasta. but a good one
#138 to #124 - patriotprideboy
Reply +7
(12/20/2012) [-]
I wish it were a copypasta, but I didn't get so lucky. Perhaps you are thinking of the Atelier Totori one?
#140 to #138 - zigzagderpaderp
Reply +10
(12/20/2012) [-]
I've ready this exact same story on 4chan.
#142 to #140 - patriotprideboy
Reply +14
(12/20/2012) [-]
Aw ****, you got me. I thought for sure no one was going to get it the first time around.
Aw ****, you got me. I thought for sure no one was going to get it the first time around.
#156 to #142 - zigzagderpaderp
Reply +11
(12/20/2012) [-]
We could have been friends
#118 to #84 - snipys
Reply +3
(12/20/2012) [-]
Hipocritical moms. It's all them who are buying it for their kids and saying "omg don't tell me how to parent" The games are meant for people ages 17+. I admit I played these games when I was way too young but I'm getting real sick of these parents. You're a much better person then me because I would have punched her right in the jaw.
#171 to #118 - anon
Reply 0
(12/20/2012) [-]
It's funny because every single word of that story is made up and you have no other reason to believe anything like this except for FJ's jaded attitude. You nigs love to blow everything out of proportion. Sounds familiar, doesn't it?
#110 to #84 - luckyspirit
Reply +5
(12/20/2012) [-]
I respect you. You really are a trooper.
As for me, I would have flipped **** by "You should be ashamed of yourself". I wouldn't have made a joke, but I would have gone ape **** on her by then.
#106 to #84 - creosote
Reply +23
(12/20/2012) [-]
Not exactly classy, but still.
#98 to #84 - heartlessrobot ONLINE
Reply +55
(12/19/2012) [-]
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You're a better person than I. I would have lost my **** at her.
<What I'd say to her.
#96 to #84 - vycanismajoris
Reply -18
(12/19/2012) [-]
What the **** does that have to do with anything?
What the **** does that have to do with anything?
#95 to #84 - anon
Reply 0
(12/19/2012) [-]
I ******* hate those feminist soccer mom thundercunts.
#362 to #95 - thatdeafguy
Reply +2
(12/20/2012) [-]
thundercunts are go!
#302 to #95 - hamderp
Reply +6
(12/20/2012) [-]
here you go
#134 to #95 - thedarkestrogue
Reply +8
(12/20/2012) [-]
I don't know if there are any or not, but someone needs to make a gif of Lion-) shouting Thunder Cunts.
#135 to #134 - thedarkestrogue
Reply +3
(12/20/2012) [-]
lion-0
#93 to #84 - afriendlyanon
Reply +22
(12/19/2012) [-]
And this is why people like me just tell them to make like a tree and **** off.
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