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#84 - patriotprideboy (12/19/2012) [-]
>Work at Gamestop.   
>Get called in to work this Saturday.   
>It's my 			*******		 off day. Oh well, its only a few hours.   
>It's at a mall and people are doing their last minute holiday shopping, so the store is packed tighter than a Colombian drug mule's anus and I'm getting aggravated.   
>There's a bunch of 			*******		 soccer moms standing outside of the store 'protesting' the sale of 'violent' games.   
>The only video game they can name is Call of Duty.   
>These bitches are heckling the customers and the employees who work at the store.   
>Boss isn't doing 			****		 about it.   
>One of these whores approaches me.   
>"How can you sell these awful things to children?"   
>"Miss, its the parents who buy these in the first place."   
>"Is that how you sleep at night?"   
>"It's just a Job for me."   
>"You should be ashamed of yourself. You should do something about this. You're selling death to CHILDREN!"   
>"I'm just a sales person. Would you like to take it up with the management?"   
>"No. My problem is with you. Would you work for a company that sells these to kids. Haven't you seen the news? You should take it up with your boss."   
>"Miss... Why are you telling me how to do my Job? It's not like I show up in your kitchen and tell you how to bake cookies."   
>Her jaw drops on the floor and she starts yelling.   
>She ends up telling the manager that I'm an evil sexist.. With no concept of morality.   
>Manager sends me on break.   
>Mall security has to threaten her with real cops before she leaves. Doesn't stop soccer moms from loitering outside of the store and shouting stupid 			****		 for 2 hours.
>Work at Gamestop.
>Get called in to work this Saturday.
>It's my ******* off day. Oh well, its only a few hours.
>It's at a mall and people are doing their last minute holiday shopping, so the store is packed tighter than a Colombian drug mule's anus and I'm getting aggravated.
>There's a bunch of ******* soccer moms standing outside of the store 'protesting' the sale of 'violent' games.
>The only video game they can name is Call of Duty.
>These bitches are heckling the customers and the employees who work at the store.
>Boss isn't doing **** about it.
>One of these whores approaches me.
>"How can you sell these awful things to children?"
>"Miss, its the parents who buy these in the first place."
>"Is that how you sleep at night?"
>"It's just a Job for me."
>"You should be ashamed of yourself. You should do something about this. You're selling death to CHILDREN!"
>"I'm just a sales person. Would you like to take it up with the management?"
>"No. My problem is with you. Would you work for a company that sells these to kids. Haven't you seen the news? You should take it up with your boss."
>"Miss... Why are you telling me how to do my Job? It's not like I show up in your kitchen and tell you how to bake cookies."
>Her jaw drops on the floor and she starts yelling.
>She ends up telling the manager that I'm an evil sexist.. With no concept of morality.
>Manager sends me on break.
>Mall security has to threaten her with real cops before she leaves. Doesn't stop soccer moms from loitering outside of the store and shouting stupid **** for 2 hours.
#96 to #84 - vycanismajoris (12/19/2012) [-]
What the 			****		 does that have to do with anything?
What the **** does that have to do with anything?
User avatar #118 to #84 - snipys (12/20/2012) [-]
Hipocritical moms. It's all them who are buying it for their kids and saying "omg don't tell me how to parent" The games are meant for people ages 17+. I admit I played these games when I was way too young but I'm getting real sick of these parents. You're a much better person then me because I would have punched her right in the jaw.
#171 to #118 - anon (12/20/2012) [-]
It's funny because every single word of that story is made up and you have no other reason to believe anything like this except for FJ's jaded attitude. You nigs love to blow everything out of proportion. Sounds familiar, doesn't it?
#371 to #84 - carchariasthefurry (12/20/2012) [-]
>copy-paste something off of 4chan
>305 thumbs up
User avatar #373 to #371 - shaftyface (12/20/2012) [-]
>Who cares.

I know I didnt use le mey mey arrows correctly but again.

Who
The
****
Cares.

Theres more important **** to worry about.
#365 to #84 - feeniks (12/20/2012) [-]
No wonder people shoot each others these days with people like that woman.
#106 to #84 - creosote (12/20/2012) [-]
Not exactly classy, but still.
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User avatar #366 to #84 - cloudshadowevil (12/20/2012) [-]
Its fine man, people try blaming other things to justify the fact that human treatment and raising children the right way has nothing to do with horrible unjustifiable actions of other's insanitary behavior. I applaud you for not punching her.
#370 to #84 - kridane (12/20/2012) [-]
Do you have battletoads?
Do you have battletoads?
#256 to #84 - imabser (12/20/2012) [-]
Problem solved?
Problem solved?
#372 to #256 - kingpongthedon (12/20/2012) [-]
Fal-cunt punch
User avatar #124 to #84 - zigzagderpaderp (12/20/2012) [-]
copypasta. but a good one
User avatar #138 to #124 - patriotprideboy (12/20/2012) [-]
I wish it were a copypasta, but I didn't get so lucky. Perhaps you are thinking of the Atelier Totori one?
User avatar #140 to #138 - zigzagderpaderp (12/20/2012) [-]
I've ready this exact same story on 4chan.
#142 to #140 - patriotprideboy (12/20/2012) [-]
Aw 			****		, you got me. I thought for sure no one was going to get it the first time around.
Aw **** , you got me. I thought for sure no one was going to get it the first time around.
User avatar #156 to #142 - zigzagderpaderp (12/20/2012) [-]
We could have been friends
#95 to #84 - anon (12/19/2012) [-]
I ******* hate those feminist soccer mom thundercunts.
User avatar #134 to #95 - thedarkestrogue (12/20/2012) [-]
I don't know if there are any or not, but someone needs to make a gif of Lion-) shouting Thunder Cunts.
User avatar #135 to #134 - thedarkestrogue (12/20/2012) [-]
lion-0
#302 to #95 - hamderp (12/20/2012) [-]
here you go
#362 to #95 - thatdeafguy (12/20/2012) [-]
thundercunts are go!
#230 to #84 - hillbillypowpow (12/20/2012) [-]
I wasn't even supposed to be here today
User avatar #93 to #84 - afriendlyanon (12/19/2012) [-]
And this is why people like me just tell them to make like a tree and **** off.
#367 to #84 - anon (12/20/2012) [-]
Same **** , different place. Except I think I caused a divorce after I told that cunt that children need an adult to purchase Mature games, cause she started going Donkey Kong on her husband.
#361 to #84 - thatdeafguy (12/20/2012) [-]
<----would have been my face will trying to ignore the bitch
<----would have been my face will trying to ignore the bitch
#157 to #84 - anon (12/20/2012) [-]
ITT: sheeple
#193 to #84 - deafitems (12/20/2012) [-]
this would have been EXACTLY what I would have said...
this would have been EXACTLY what I would have said...
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User avatar #110 to #84 - luckyspirit (12/20/2012) [-]
I respect you. You really are a trooper.
As for me, I would have flipped **** by "You should be ashamed of yourself". I wouldn't have made a joke, but I would have gone ape **** on her by then.
#98 to #84 - heartlessrobot (12/19/2012) [-]
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You're a better person than I. I would have lost my **** at her.
<What I'd say to her.
#19 - ascendedwings (12/19/2012) [-]
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User avatar #63 to #26 - ompalomper (12/19/2012) [-]
jesus, must be like 10 years since i saw that last time

nice one
#151 - piinkamena (12/20/2012) [-]
Mom's Face
#91 - commanderbunbun ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
u little **** ?



i got nothing
#128 to #91 - thedarkestrogue (12/20/2012) [-]
That 			****		 is not little.
That **** is not little.
#143 to #128 - commanderbunbun ONLINE (12/20/2012) [-]
hows that?
User avatar #144 to #143 - thedarkestrogue (12/20/2012) [-]
That **** is rather large in comparison to that newspaper.
User avatar #145 to #144 - commanderbunbun ONLINE (12/20/2012) [-]
look you humanoid piece of ****
User avatar #148 to #147 - commanderbunbun ONLINE (12/20/2012) [-]
sorry, where are my manners. I should've used a different word than " **** ".

look you humanoid piece of westboro baptist church
#175 to #148 - thedarkestrogue (12/20/2012) [-]
How dare you call me such a vile name.
I'm only a mere rapist!
User avatar #355 to #175 - commanderbunbun ONLINE (12/20/2012) [-]
you're right, i'm sorry. comparing WBC to **** is offensive to **** everywhere.
#299 to #251 - dafuqman (12/20/2012) [-]
mfw Anon and fluttershyay get into it below this gold.
#194 - latinotornado (12/20/2012) [-]
Moms Face When
#197 to #194 - goll ONLINE (12/20/2012) [-]
His Face When his mom is the son of a shepherd
His Face When his mom is the son of a shepherd
#200 to #197 - latinotornado (12/20/2012) [-]
His moms face when she finds out her son knows shes the son of a shepherd
#201 to #200 - goll ONLINE (12/20/2012) [-]
Her sons face when he realizes he is a woman
Her sons face when he realizes he is a woman
#217 to #197 - beefking (12/20/2012) [-]
**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #2363531 at MLP Friendly Board ** my reaction when I see this unfold!
User avatar #214 to #197 - Moar (12/20/2012) [-]
I would also like to know where the **** this is from. I've been trying to figure this out.
#206 to #197 - ineedorangejuice (12/20/2012) [-]
what is this from?
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#141 - codsquad (12/20/2012) [-]
<--- mom
#149 to #141 - darkjustifier (12/20/2012) [-]
Sorry my fine fettle friend but moms tend to be female.
#139 - phanact (12/20/2012) [-]
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User avatar #13 - iizsimon (12/19/2012) [-]
**** this guy.


VVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV
#18 - Sabre (12/19/2012) [-]
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#225 - organicglory (12/20/2012) [-]
Mom's FW
#77 - grimmwaters ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
My House is at a party
My House is at a party
#241 - bigsaltyballs (12/20/2012) [-]
mom's FW
#38 - lordbyronxiv (12/19/2012) [-]
I honestly would've been confused.
#216 - chaoticlaw (12/20/2012) [-]
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#195 - goll ONLINE (12/20/2012) [-]
HFW
HFW
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