Your what?. . null ‘Horizon ' Messages Should I just make macaroni and cheese'? My home what? Your home? Your at home? My at home what'? Look u little. >Work at Gamestop. >Get called in to work this Saturday. >It's my off day. Oh well, its only a few hours. >It's at a mall and people are doing their Your what? null ‘Horizon ' Messages Should I just make macaroni and cheese'? My home home? at what'? Look u little >Work Gamestop >Get called in to work this Saturday >It's my off day Oh well its only a few hours mall people are doing their
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#19 - ascendedwings
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#20 to #19 - ascendedwings
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#24 to #23 - ascendedwings
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#25 to #24 - ascendedwings
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#26 to #25 - ascendedwings
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#43 to #26 - brothergrimm
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#63 to #26 - ompalomper
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(12/19/2012) [-]
jesus, must be like 10 years since i saw that last time

nice one
#84 - patriotprideboy
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(12/19/2012) [-]
>Work at Gamestop.   
>Get called in to work this Saturday.   
>It's my ******* off day. Oh well, its only a few hours.   
>It's at a mall and people are doing their last minute holiday shopping, so the store is packed tighter than a Colombian drug mule's anus and I'm getting aggravated.   
>There's a bunch of ******* soccer moms standing outside of the store 'protesting' the sale of 'violent' games.   
>The only video game they can name is Call of Duty.   
>These bitches are heckling the customers and the employees who work at the store.   
>Boss isn't doing **** about it.   
>One of these whores approaches me.   
>"How can you sell these awful things to children?"   
>"Miss, its the parents who buy these in the first place."   
>"Is that how you sleep at night?"   
>"It's just a Job for me."   
>"You should be ashamed of yourself. You should do something about this. You're selling death to CHILDREN!"   
>"I'm just a sales person. Would you like to take it up with the management?"   
>"No. My problem is with you. Would you work for a company that sells these to kids. Haven't you seen the news? You should take it up with your boss."   
>"Miss... Why are you telling me how to do my Job? It's not like I show up in your kitchen and tell you how to bake cookies."   
>Her jaw drops on the floor and she starts yelling.   
>She ends up telling the manager that I'm an evil sexist.. With no concept of morality.   
>Manager sends me on break.   
>Mall security has to threaten her with real cops before she leaves. Doesn't stop soccer moms from loitering outside of the store and shouting stupid **** for 2 hours.
>Work at Gamestop.
>Get called in to work this Saturday.
>It's my ******* off day. Oh well, its only a few hours.
>It's at a mall and people are doing their last minute holiday shopping, so the store is packed tighter than a Colombian drug mule's anus and I'm getting aggravated.
>There's a bunch of ******* soccer moms standing outside of the store 'protesting' the sale of 'violent' games.
>The only video game they can name is Call of Duty.
>These bitches are heckling the customers and the employees who work at the store.
>Boss isn't doing **** about it.
>One of these whores approaches me.
>"How can you sell these awful things to children?"
>"Miss, its the parents who buy these in the first place."
>"Is that how you sleep at night?"
>"It's just a Job for me."
>"You should be ashamed of yourself. You should do something about this. You're selling death to CHILDREN!"
>"I'm just a sales person. Would you like to take it up with the management?"
>"No. My problem is with you. Would you work for a company that sells these to kids. Haven't you seen the news? You should take it up with your boss."
>"Miss... Why are you telling me how to do my Job? It's not like I show up in your kitchen and tell you how to bake cookies."
>Her jaw drops on the floor and she starts yelling.
>She ends up telling the manager that I'm an evil sexist.. With no concept of morality.
>Manager sends me on break.
>Mall security has to threaten her with real cops before she leaves. Doesn't stop soccer moms from loitering outside of the store and shouting stupid **** for 2 hours.
#367 to #84 - anon
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(12/20/2012) [-]
Same ****, different place. Except I think I caused a divorce after I told that cunt that children need an adult to purchase Mature games, cause she started going Donkey Kong on her husband.
#378 to #84 - crazypotato
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************
#118 to #84 - snipys
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(12/20/2012) [-]
Hipocritical moms. It's all them who are buying it for their kids and saying "omg don't tell me how to parent" The games are meant for people ages 17+. I admit I played these games when I was way too young but I'm getting real sick of these parents. You're a much better person then me because I would have punched her right in the jaw.
#171 to #118 - anon
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(12/20/2012) [-]
It's funny because every single word of that story is made up and you have no other reason to believe anything like this except for FJ's jaded attitude. You nigs love to blow everything out of proportion. Sounds familiar, doesn't it?
#371 to #84 - carchariasthefurry
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(12/20/2012) [-]
>copy-paste something off of 4chan
>305 thumbs up
#373 to #371 - shaftyface
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(12/20/2012) [-]
>Who cares.

I know I didnt use le mey mey arrows correctly but again.

Who
The
****
Cares.

Theres more important **** to worry about.
#106 to #84 - creosote
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(12/20/2012) [-]
Not exactly classy, but still.
#89 to #84 - christanych
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#95 to #84 - anon
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(12/19/2012) [-]
I ******* hate those feminist soccer mom thundercunts.
#134 to #95 - thedarkestrogue
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(12/20/2012) [-]
I don't know if there are any or not, but someone needs to make a gif of Lion-) shouting Thunder Cunts.
#135 to #134 - thedarkestrogue
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(12/20/2012) [-]
lion-0
#302 to #95 - hamderp
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(12/20/2012) [-]
here you go
#362 to #95 - thatdeafguy
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(12/20/2012) [-]
thundercunts are go!
#361 to #84 - thatdeafguy
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(12/20/2012) [-]
<----would have been my face will trying to ignore the bitch
<----would have been my face will trying to ignore the bitch
#370 to #84 - kridane
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(12/20/2012) [-]
Do you have battletoads?
Do you have battletoads?
#256 to #84 - imabser
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(12/20/2012) [-]
Problem solved?
Problem solved?
#372 to #256 - kingpongthedon ONLINE
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(12/20/2012) [-]
Fal-cunt punch
#124 to #84 - zigzagderpaderp
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(12/20/2012) [-]
copypasta. but a good one
#138 to #124 - patriotprideboy
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(12/20/2012) [-]
I wish it were a copypasta, but I didn't get so lucky. Perhaps you are thinking of the Atelier Totori one?
#140 to #138 - zigzagderpaderp
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(12/20/2012) [-]
I've ready this exact same story on 4chan.
#142 to #140 - patriotprideboy
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(12/20/2012) [-]
Aw ****, you got me. I thought for sure no one was going to get it the first time around.
Aw ****, you got me. I thought for sure no one was going to get it the first time around.
#156 to #142 - zigzagderpaderp
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We could have been friends
#230 to #84 - hillbillypowpow
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I wasn't even supposed to be here today
#93 to #84 - afriendlyanon
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(12/19/2012) [-]
And this is why people like me just tell them to make like a tree and **** off.
#366 to #84 - cloudshadowevil
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(12/20/2012) [-]
Its fine man, people try blaming other things to justify the fact that human treatment and raising children the right way has nothing to do with horrible unjustifiable actions of other's insanitary behavior. I applaud you for not punching her.
#157 to #84 - anon
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ITT: sheeple
#193 to #84 - deafitems
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this would have been EXACTLY what I would have said...
this would have been EXACTLY what I would have said...
#90 to #84 - christanych
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#110 to #84 - luckyspirit
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I respect you. You really are a trooper.
As for me, I would have flipped **** by "You should be ashamed of yourself". I wouldn't have made a joke, but I would have gone ape **** on her by then.
#96 to #84 - vycanismajoris
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What the **** does that have to do with anything?
What the **** does that have to do with anything?
#365 to #84 - feeniks
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(12/20/2012) [-]
No wonder people shoot each others these days with people like that woman.
#98 to #84 - heartlessrobot
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You're a better person than I. I would have lost my **** at her.
<What I'd say to her.
#54 - haywoodjablome
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(12/19/2012) [-]
WOW OP IS SO COOL FOR BEING AN ANNOYING **** OF A SON
WOW OP IS SO COOL FOR BEING AN ANNOYING **** OF A SON
#57 to #54 - roncon
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#38 - lordbyronxiv
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I honestly would've been confused.
#18 - Sabre
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#6 to #5 - anon
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#YOLO
#7 to #5 - whiteniggers
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why would you assume that it's the mother making the macaroni and cheese?
why would you assume that it's the mother making the macaroni and cheese?
#10 to #7 - dryicevii
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(12/19/2012) [-]
It's on the top of the screen.
#11 to #10 - whiteniggers
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The name at the top is the person you are talking to.

On an iPhone, your messages are on the right, and in colour.
#34 to #11 - dryicevii
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(12/19/2012) [-]
Well thank you.
Well thank you.
#35 to #34 - whiteniggers
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(12/19/2012) [-]
No problem.
#14 to #7 - techjoker
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(12/19/2012) [-]
What did he say?
#15 to #14 - whiteniggers
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"Why would you say : "look u little ****" to your mom?" - taartislekker
#91 - commanderbunbun
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(12/19/2012) [-]
u little ****?



i got nothing
#128 to #91 - thedarkestrogue
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(12/20/2012) [-]
That **** is not little.
That **** is not little.
#143 to #128 - commanderbunbun
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(12/20/2012) [-]
hows that?
#144 to #143 - thedarkestrogue
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(12/20/2012) [-]
That **** is rather large in comparison to that newspaper.
#145 to #144 - commanderbunbun
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look you humanoid piece of ****
#148 to #147 - commanderbunbun
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sorry, where are my manners. I should've used a different word than "****".

look you humanoid piece of westboro baptist church
#175 to #148 - thedarkestrogue
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(12/20/2012) [-]
How dare you call me such a vile name.
I'm only a mere rapist!
#355 to #175 - commanderbunbun
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you're right, i'm sorry. comparing WBC to **** is offensive to **** everywhere.
#1 - misterewan
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#2 to #1 - splendiddust ONLINE
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since when?
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#9 to #1 - anon
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(12/19/2012) [-]
way to misuse advice dog
#56 to #1 - ohemgeezus ONLINE
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Wow, magical fairy princess needs to get in here and permaban your ass
#4 to #1 - Keoul
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(12/19/2012) [-]
No, your mistaken.   
and frankly, you're parents would be ashamed of what your doing.
No, your mistaken.
and frankly, you're parents would be ashamed of what your doing.
#12 to #4 - scodran
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#16 to #12 - zeldapronmaster
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(12/19/2012) [-]
i hadnt noticed
#32 to #12 - tragono **User deleted account**
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#33 to #32 - scodran
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#27 to #1 - Yuffie
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Misused meme...
Misused meme...
#151 - piinkamena
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(12/20/2012) [-]
Mom's Face
#194 - latinotornado
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(12/20/2012) [-]
Moms Face When
#197 to #194 - goll ONLINE
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His Face When his mom is the son of a shepherd
His Face When his mom is the son of a shepherd
#200 to #197 - latinotornado
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His moms face when she finds out her son knows shes the son of a shepherd
#201 to #200 - goll ONLINE
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Her sons face when he realizes he is a woman
Her sons face when he realizes he is a woman
#217 to #197 - beefking
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(12/20/2012) [-]
**beefking rolled a random image posted in comment #2363531 at MLP Friendly Board ** my reaction when I see this unfold!
#214 to #197 - Moar
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(12/20/2012) [-]
I would also like to know where the **** this is from. I've been trying to figure this out.
#206 to #197 - ineedorangejuice
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(12/20/2012) [-]
what is this from?
#242 to #197 - iNirvana
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