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User avatar #310 to #2 - BaconHawkSammich (12/20/2012) [-]
I always used to post that quote until a fellow Christian told me God doesn't choose favorite's.
I don't think "prefer" means favoritism at all.
Still love that quote though :)

thumbs for all of you
User avatar #391 to #2 - failtolawl (12/20/2012) [-]
“Unless we find a way to speak to people of our time, we’re not going to be around,”

(head of this church)
#46 to #2 - roarflmao (12/19/2012) [-]
huh, not according to this book i read..
User avatar #257 to #46 - coolcalx (12/20/2012) [-]
if you're referring to the Bible, you would be incorrect.
#400 to #257 - roarflmao (12/20/2012) [-]
no, im referring to harry potter..
User avatar #401 to #400 - coolcalx (12/20/2012) [-]
well in that case, you'd be fine.
#186 to #2 - Visual (12/20/2012) [-]
That sign makes me feel good about this church.

Like they're not a bunch of hooting dickholes and ACTUALLY real, loving Christians.
#6 to #2 - jacencaedus ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
MFW I'm a Methodist and I see pics like this
MFW I'm a Methodist and I see pics like this
User avatar #22 to #6 - himyouknowwho (12/19/2012) [-]
Methodist

i'm sorry
User avatar #24 to #22 - Kibaxyru (12/19/2012) [-]
Methodism, not even once
User avatar #30 to #6 - heartgoldawesome (12/19/2012) [-]
What's that?
User avatar #41 to #30 - thepyras (12/19/2012) [-]
It's a denomination of Christianity, like Baptists or Catholics.
User avatar #124 to #6 - smurgle (12/19/2012) [-]
**** Yeah! Methodism!

Where you can wave to casually wave to fellow church goers at the liquor store!
#35 - thisisestonia (12/19/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #44 to #39 - garrettjacobsen (12/19/2012) [-]
I need to see this movie.
Source.
User avatar #47 to #44 - iamtheuberman (12/19/2012) [-]
Super troopers
User avatar #50 to #47 - aussiepridevil ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
the best movie ever. EVER
User avatar #211 to #39 - mrpootkins ONLINE (12/20/2012) [-]
thank you for having the whole scene, I am quite happy with you
#5 - phanact (12/19/2012) [-]
This image has expired
#138 - moustachefingers (12/19/2012) [-]
They hate America, therefore they should leave.
User avatar #210 to #138 - xxelmarcocfcxx (12/20/2012) [-]
Considering they are banned from the UK, I approve of this motion.
User avatar #231 to #138 - drinktogetdrunk ONLINE (12/20/2012) [-]
We should just take the protesters AND PUSH THEM SOMEWHERE ELSE
User avatar #259 to #138 - coolcalx (12/20/2012) [-]
their reasoning behind staying here is to inform us about our ultimate damnation. they believe they're helping us by being so blunt about their message.
#175 to #138 - anon (12/20/2012) [-]
Other countries don't have freedom of speech. They hide out here because they would be prosecuted anywhere else. I know for a fact that Britain as outright outlawed them; if they set foot on British territory, they'll be arrested. Not sure if other countries have done similar though.
User avatar #142 to #138 - wingedmonkey (12/19/2012) [-]
no one wants them either
#185 to #138 - Visual (12/20/2012) [-]
I'm sure the animals in the Australian outback would love to hear their speeches.
#183 to #138 - roderick (12/20/2012) [-]
Dear WBC,
If you hate America so much, why don't you leave?
Sincerely, America.
Dear America,
We don't want them either.
Sincerely, The Rest of the World.
#144 to #138 - therealowenevr (12/19/2012) [-]
Do you honestly think any other country would let them just walk in?
User avatar #145 to #144 - royalwerewolf (12/19/2012) [-]
no
but other countries are more likley to get rid of them
via firing squad
User avatar #146 to #145 - therealowenevr (12/19/2012) [-]
BEST
PLAN
EVER
User avatar #164 to #146 - goodatlosing (12/19/2012) [-]
Shall we execute plan royalwerewolf ?
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User avatar #163 to #147 - moldybreadcrumb (12/19/2012) [-]
Penguins would probably develop a form of weaponry to fight them off.
#289 - breakfastlunch (12/20/2012) [-]
Jack hates bananas   
Bananas have skin   
Jack has skin   
Jack hates himself   
   
Bananas are good, so this post's argument is invalid.
Jack hates bananas
Bananas have skin
Jack has skin
Jack hates himself

Bananas are good, so this post's argument is invalid.
#295 to #289 - breakfastlunch (12/20/2012) [-]
Well, the argument that the WBC is a steaming pile of dinosaur 			****		 is very valid, and if the god they worship exists, he probably hates them for being hateful (wait, what?), but the way the post reaches this conclusion is invalid.   
   
That is all.  Carry on.
Well, the argument that the WBC is a steaming pile of dinosaur **** is very valid, and if the god they worship exists, he probably hates them for being hateful (wait, what?), but the way the post reaches this conclusion is invalid.

That is all. Carry on.
#42 - thedarkestrogue (12/19/2012) [-]
MFW all this attention is exactly what the WBC wants and you're all giving it to them on a silver platter.
MFW all this attention is exactly what the WBC wants and you're all giving it to them on a silver platter.
#246 to #42 - TheBanana (12/20/2012) [-]
are you an asian ginger?
User avatar #247 to #246 - thedarkestrogue (12/20/2012) [-]
Nope. Blonde Irishman.
User avatar #248 to #247 - TheBanana (12/20/2012) [-]
its dark. i was confused
User avatar #250 to #248 - thedarkestrogue (12/20/2012) [-]
Thats just a reaction gii.
Its not actually me.
#182 to #42 - anon (12/20/2012) [-]
yeah ok, let's say that's what they want... then what? do they convert their attention to currency and become diabolical millionaires? buying an army and taking over the world? does the attention they get convert others to the WBC, ultimately resolving in a world filled with hateful human beings? AND, this is funnyjunk, not fox news. we are just petty pawns, we don't control the media, so don't act like such a smartass thinking you have it aaaaaaall figured out, fact of the matter is that people can't have their funerals in peace, and that's a major problem. Them getting all this attention is achieving absolutely NOTHING for them.
#370 to #182 - ticklemehomoo (12/20/2012) [-]
when they get attention, people grow more hate towards the group. More hate results in people trying to attack wbc. When they attack the wbc sues like **** . Wbc makes money.
#394 to #370 - anon (12/20/2012) [-]
that's a long shot.
User avatar #137 to #42 - usernameluisdjlols (12/19/2012) [-]
it's one thing to just be an attention whore and a troll on the internet, it's another thing to protest a bunch of people's funerals, at this point i dont even think they are just looking for attention
#31 - anon (12/19/2012) [-]
Person hates Hitler. Hitler likes art. Therefore, person hates art. Master of logic.
#273 - spanny (12/20/2012) [-]
they were protesting near our high school with signs like "faggots rape little boys" and nonsensical 			****		 as such. so our high school retaliated with our own protest against them, and all the seniors/jocks/dudes were wearing super 			*******		 short jean shorts and colorful tank tops. that was a funny day.
they were protesting near our high school with signs like "faggots rape little boys" and nonsensical **** as such. so our high school retaliated with our own protest against them, and all the seniors/jocks/dudes were wearing super ******* short jean shorts and colorful tank tops. that was a funny day.
User avatar #277 to #273 - kjftiger (12/20/2012) [-]
Where was this? Something similar happened in my town like 3 or 4 years ago
User avatar #278 to #277 - spanny (12/20/2012) [-]
omaha
User avatar #281 to #278 - kjftiger (12/20/2012) [-]
Well never mind than, happened here in Norfolk as well
User avatar #307 to #281 - norfolk (12/20/2012) [-]
WOT. FACK YOU MATE AINT NOTTIN HAPPEN IN ME.
User avatar #309 to #307 - kjftiger (12/20/2012) [-]
Well damn...never would I have expected a username to be Norfolk
#221 - Dap (12/20/2012) [-]
#65 - dgarcia (12/19/2012) [-]
I hate babies, babies love milk, titties have milk, therefore i hate titties.
#81 to #65 - buthow (12/19/2012) [-]
Whoa, that picture.
#196 - tehlulzbringer (12/20/2012) [-]
No, that's not how it works.

For example, I hate ******* , ******* love chicken, I can still love chicken, that doesn't mean I hate myself
#66 - anonymoose (12/19/2012) [-]
Not defending them but this is illogical.

WBC hates America because it supports homosexuality and other acts that the Bible condemns. They don't hate everything related to America, just the ones that go against the Bible.
User avatar #85 to #66 - desktoppthabest (12/19/2012) [-]
So god hates the funeral of 1st graders?
User avatar #91 to #85 - anonymoose (12/19/2012) [-]
They know if they protest events that people mourn at, that they'll spread their message further, although it will make people hate them they just want the easy cop out of "we spread your message, that means you have to let us into heaven" and not try and convert anyone.
#98 to #91 - anon (12/19/2012) [-]
Trust me, they aren't spreading the word of God.
They are spreading hate.

Simply put the God I believe in is loving and forgiving, not full of hate.
These people at Westboro Baptist are nothing more than hateful bigots who deserve to burn in hell for false prophesy and heresy.
User avatar #101 to #98 - anonymoose (12/19/2012) [-]
I'm a strong atheist who believes the Bible was written in good faith for the time. Most Leviticus was abolishing things that could cause health problems and the best way to make people follow them was to say it was made through a divine power. I also believe Jesus was a good teacher, although not a God in human form, hence his flaws.

In my eyes, the WBC take a book written that was made to be literal in a ancient time as literal, our morals have evolved, and out health has improved so the health risks in homosexuality and long hair being easier to become dirty are irrelevant, but they hold to it as still divine.
User avatar #104 to #101 - anonymoose (12/19/2012) [-]
our health*
User avatar #266 to #98 - coolcalx (12/20/2012) [-]
in their minds, they're spreading God's hate, not their own (I'm actually quoting Shirley Phelps).
#71 to #66 - gamesdisk (12/19/2012) [-]
they do hold signs saying they hate it, not part of it.
User avatar #72 to #71 - anonymoose (12/19/2012) [-]
God hates America because of their views on homosexuality etc. Again, they don't say God hates everything about America.
#76 to #66 - Kyuss (12/19/2012) [-]
It continues to be illogical though.   
   
   
   
WBC hates America because of what they want the bible to say. It just doesn't make any sense. No where in the bible does it say that God hates homosexuals. However, in the bible it says that you can't shave your beard, yet many of the WBC's doesn't have full grown manly beards and the list goes on. Now that's illogical.
It continues to be illogical though.



WBC hates America because of what they want the bible to say. It just doesn't make any sense. No where in the bible does it say that God hates homosexuals. However, in the bible it says that you can't shave your beard, yet many of the WBC's doesn't have full grown manly beards and the list goes on. Now that's illogical.
User avatar #82 to #76 - anonymoose (12/19/2012) [-]
"If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives." (Leviticus 20:13)
"They shall not shave their heads or let their locks grow long; they shall surely trim the hair of their heads." (Ezekiel 44:20)
User avatar #97 to #82 - afterwards (12/19/2012) [-]
I'll never understand that.
Leviticus wasn't god, he wasn't a saint, he was just very religious and influential. So I don't see why some Christians follow what he says.
God also said murdering is a sin and Leviticus said to stone people to death. So following him is completely illogical. Jesus never said anything about gays, god never aid anything about gays. Just followers did - who the **** are they?
Just curious, I thought people followed god not just some people who tagged their contradictory beliefs into the bible over time.
#135 to #97 - anon (12/19/2012) [-]
Dude...what? Leviticus means "Of the Levites" or "Related to the Levites". The Levites (Those descended from Levi) were one of the 12 tribes of Israel and were the tribe that dealt mostly with the religious stuff. Also, it's generally accepted that Moses compiled Leviticus (As he did the rest of the Pentateuch)

Were you thinking that Leviticus was the name of a guy O.o..?
User avatar #99 to #97 - anonymoose (12/19/2012) [-]
Jesus did uphold the laws of Leviticus: "Do not think that I have come to abolish the law or the prophets. I have come not to abolish but to fulfill. Amen, I say to you, until heaven and earth pass away, not the smallest part or the smallest part of a letter will pass from the law, until all things have taken place." (Matthew 5:17)

Also, "murder" in the Bible is unlawfully killing someone. Killing someone through Gods will isn't seen as murder.
User avatar #106 to #99 - afterwards (12/19/2012) [-]
The bibles contradictions hurts my head. "Love thy neighbour" is a one of the ten commandments yet is the most broken. And this is supposed to come directly from god. I'm not religious but I like learning about it, but its just too stupid.

I do remember a Christian telling me once that its possible the followers of Jesus may not have been entirely truthful and sometimes add things to suit their beliefs. Something about one follower claiming Jesus said this then another contradicting that later on.

I dunno, food for thought. Its too confusing.
#390 to #106 - anon (12/20/2012) [-]
Under the assumption of that the bible is cannon>

Jesus was sent to interpret the bible (OT) to us. Anything that is not drawn from the words of Jesus is likely misinterpreted. For the Lord never specified what was literal and what was metephorical. What was sin and what was unclean.


The several books of the OT was also the law of the land. What sort of beliefs could you construde out of our laws? So many grams of cocaine IS A SIN! Thou shall not park in front of a firehydrant or be damned to HELL! Thou must hire the equally qualified blackman over a white man or be damned to HELL!
User avatar #110 to #106 - anonymoose (12/19/2012) [-]
I'm also an atheist, with a keen interest in arguing with people and have picked up quite a lot in my arguments.
#89 to #82 - Kyuss (12/19/2012) [-]
As I've understood it, and quote me not it goes like this: The sexual act of man on man cannot be done in the same way as you do with the women(position) But it's really only a fun fact our minister told us, when I had my "Be 14 years old say yes to God and get money" day.   
   
   
   
And the shaving part is a reference to this: Don't round your hair at the temples or mar the edges of your beard. - Leviticus 19:27   
   
   
   
But again, I only know so little of the bible.
As I've understood it, and quote me not it goes like this: The sexual act of man on man cannot be done in the same way as you do with the women(position) But it's really only a fun fact our minister told us, when I had my "Be 14 years old say yes to God and get money" day.



And the shaving part is a reference to this: Don't round your hair at the temples or mar the edges of your beard. - Leviticus 19:27



But again, I only know so little of the bible.
#92 to #66 - anon (12/19/2012) [-]
the bible never condemns homosexuality
User avatar #96 to #92 - anonymoose (12/19/2012) [-]
"If a man lies with a male as with a women, both of them shall be put to death for their abominable deed; they have forfeited their lives." (Leviticus 20:13)

"Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination." (Leviticus 18:22)

"For this cause God gave them up unto vile affections: for even their women did change the natural use into that which is against nature:
And likewise also the men, leaving the natural use of the woman, burned in their lust one toward another; men with men working that which is unseemly, and receiving in themselves that recompence of their error which was meet." (Romans1 1:26-27)
#140 to #96 - anon (12/19/2012) [-]
Consider than in the former, the word "abomination" actually means "against tradition"

When you're trying to form a large nation (as the Jews were), it's generally not a great idea to dump what could be useful semen into some guy's ass

The latter is a more accurate assessment of the statement "But the Bible says gayz iz bahd" for it reflects the Gospel belief of the Union of Man and Woman being the holiest union possible (apart from the union with the Holy Spirit (this also relates to the whole anti-Divorce thing with Catholics))


This is a different Anon, by the way
#49 - robotvoice ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
dat title
#55 to #49 - atangytaco (12/19/2012) [-]
Seamus!
Seamus!
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User avatar #152 - glasgowrangers (12/19/2012) [-]
>USA love freedom of speech

> Claim Julian Assange has committed treason


Seems legit
#156 to #152 - anon (12/19/2012) [-]
julian assange put peoples lives in danger. Thats a tad different.
User avatar #168 to #156 - komania (12/19/2012) [-]
The government of a free nation should tell people what the military is doing. The truth isn't endangering people.
User avatar #227 to #168 - teoberry (12/20/2012) [-]
but when assange and wikileaks are releasing the names of undercover operatives/informants/spies, and information about bases, then we got lives in danger
User avatar #403 to #227 - glasgowrangers (12/20/2012) [-]
But they did not do that
User avatar #172 to #152 - anonymoose (12/20/2012) [-]
Freedom of speech is revoked when it jeopardizes someone else's life.
User avatar #179 to #172 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (12/20/2012) [-]
I love how you had pretty much the same idea as anon, but he got thumbed down.
User avatar #184 to #179 - anonymoose (12/20/2012) [-]
I acted more like I knew what I was talking about. That's how you get thumbs in funnyjunk, just say things in a way that makes you seem like you know what you're talking about.
User avatar #402 to #172 - glasgowrangers (12/20/2012) [-]
No one has died as a result of wikileaks (according to the CIA)

A lot of lives could of been saved if documents like that had been released earlier
#333 - fuckerrr **User deleted account** (12/20/2012) [-]
I'm still waiting for the headlines "West boro "church" blown apart, nobody cares"
#371 to #333 - anon (12/20/2012) [-]
You have a really cool name. Too bad your a ********
#279 - MartinSeth (12/20/2012) [-]
**MartinSeth rolled a random image posted in comment #259379 at Video Games Board ** I hate this church so much. Pic related
**MartinSeth rolled a random image posted in comment #259379 at Video Games Board ** I hate this church so much. Pic related
#285 to #279 - anon (12/20/2012) [-]
relevant roll is relevant
User avatar #294 to #279 - gunzftw (12/20/2012) [-]
notice that the light gets brighter when he punches the wall...
#23 - maddboiy (12/19/2012) [-]
implying they have any logic whatsoever
implying they have any logic whatsoever
#328 - slashtrey (12/20/2012) [-]
still better logic than westboro baptists
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