Shootings. Please.. PHASE ET THE NEXT. WIshing death upon and hating someone, for wishing death upon and hating others.... Only human beings coul muster up such idiocy. Since well, if YOU think they
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PHASE ET THE NEXT
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Submitted: 12/18/2012
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#7 - fogschmog (12/18/2012) [+] (14 replies)
WIshing death upon and hating someone, for wishing death upon and hating others....   
Only human beings coul muster up such idiocy.   
Since well, if YOU think they are wrong they are... Maybe, just maybe, they think the exact same thing as you...   
They just chose the wrong side...well from your perspective at least.
WIshing death upon and hating someone, for wishing death upon and hating others....
Only human beings coul muster up such idiocy.
Since well, if YOU think they are wrong they are... Maybe, just maybe, they think the exact same thing as you...
They just chose the wrong side...well from your perspective at least.
#70 - koshana ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
Hehe. MASS shooting. At a church. Word play.
#71 - boogerfart (12/19/2012) [-]
God hates the tags
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#268 - panduhber **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (15 replies)
#140 - janagirlff (12/19/2012) [+] (6 replies)
No, I wouldn't want the entire church to get shot and here's why.

I would want them to die one by one, seemingly accidental. Suddenly they're all just dropping. An assassin with no name poisons their food, taints their water, and locks them in a garage for carbon monoxide poisoning to occur. Like a phantom in the night he slowly starts with one member then, at the end of their funeral, kills another.

This goes on. As the weeks pass there are less and less members showing up. They all fear Satan is playing a game on them, snatching them up. The remaining members become edgy and frightened. They start to stay home with locked doors instead of picketing. Suddenly this isn't fun anymore.

One by one they are picked off like helpless sheep in a herd. But there is no evidence a human is doing this.

At this point there are but a few of the most important, prominent members left. They sit alone in their rooms all day praying for mercy. When night falls they cower in fear with a knife in their hand. They jump when they hear a sound. Shriek as their time comes.

The only one left in the end is the head of the church. He lays in bed with a gun but never sleeps. He can't close his eyes without seeing the dead faces of his family. The guilt of being the survivor coupled with the terror of death haunts him. He lives like this for a year. Then, on the day where the Church announced their protest of the shooting, the assassin visits him in the night.

Dressed in all black and wearing a cross, he points a gun to the head honcho and shoots his leg. The man begs for death as he gushes crimson because he can no longer take the madness his life is.

But the assassin leaves him to bleed. And he repeats this torment every year until the leader finally commits suicide.
#331 - xxxojand (12/19/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Jesus' face when
#163 - xatrainx (12/19/2012) [+] (6 replies)
If a westboro member dies, then who's going to protest their funeral?
#115 - pinkiepiethecunt (12/19/2012) [+] (13 replies)
wishing for the death of people? what is wrong with you guys even if they are bad people.
wishing for the death of people? what is wrong with you guys even if they are bad people.
#124 to #115 - mooghens (12/19/2012) [-]
Because some people just need a hug.
Around the neck.
With a rope.
#222 - xxxojand (12/19/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Although I do hate them, I still don't wish death on them :/
#295 - ooants (12/19/2012) [-]
Can we stop talking about Westboro Baptist Church?   
   
This is exactly what they want.
Can we stop talking about Westboro Baptist Church?

This is exactly what they want.
#89 - englman (12/19/2012) [-]
MFW   Westboro Baptist Church
MFW Westboro Baptist Church
#306 - zaggystirdust (12/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Am I the only one who wants them to take a trip to the Middle East and see what happens?
Am I the only one who wants them to take a trip to the Middle East and see what happens?
#80 - teenytinyspider (12/19/2012) [-]
The only thing I fear about trying to get WBC labeled a hate group is that everyone will want to label ALL Baptists a hate group and many of us haven't done a thing and all of us don't like WBC.
#165 - terryhot (12/19/2012) [+] (5 replies)
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#78 - IamNinja (12/19/2012) [-]
She looks like a young Avril Lavigne.
#19 - anonymous (12/19/2012) [+] (13 replies)
99% of all shootings start with an armed civilian. And you people say "we need to give more civillians more guns"

>dat logic
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User avatar #300 - jinjo ONLINE (12/19/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Real question..

if some one came and shot up their church, would that also be a message from god?

would it be a message telling them to shut the hell up?
Would it be god punishing them for not picketing well enough?
Would they just dismiss it as Satan sending a message?

How would they interpret it? Because seriously, it's only a matter of time now IMO.
User avatar #32 - bokkos (12/19/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Killing a fanatic makes them a martyr.
#35 to #32 - anonymous (12/19/2012) [-]
True but I'd advise you not to point that out here. FJ usually doesn't like people to point out flaws in a good idea.
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