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#157 - caplocker (12/19/2012) [-]
There are no black people in Idaho. Of course they're not afraid of while gorillas.
User avatar #180 to #157 - ponyfcker (12/20/2012) [-]
My friends black and he lives in Idaho, his name is Dre
#182 to #180 - caplocker (12/20/2012) [-]
He's not your friend unless no other black people are around, just pointing that out.
User avatar #183 to #182 - ponyfcker (12/20/2012) [-]
There's a black in my neighborhood.
#195 to #183 - caplocker (12/20/2012) [-]
He's an asshole too.
User avatar #159 to #157 - pull (12/19/2012) [-]
What the **** is a "while gorilla"? A primate that won't give you a definite time frame for when a task will be completed?

"Hey, I talked to Greg in accounting a few minutes ago, told him you were wondering when those expense reports would be finished."

"Yeah? What did he say?"

"Nothing. He just shrugged, beat his chest, tore off his shirt-- he's got a new tie, it was cute-- and threw his **** at me."

"Do you want to file a complaint, Mary?"

"Nah, it's just what he does. As long as he gets it done on time, nothing to worry about."
User avatar #170 to #159 - hitlersoneballsack (12/19/2012) [-]
pull yourself together
#160 to #159 - caplocker (12/19/2012) [-]
God damn it, I was on the phone with my wife and said "I'll be a short while" and typed it right as i was pointing out that black people are dreadful. By bad.
User avatar #161 to #160 - pull (12/19/2012) [-]
Does your wife know you're racist?
#163 to #161 - caplocker (12/19/2012) [-]
No, she's black.
#166 to #163 - caplocker (12/19/2012) [-]
I kid, I kid. that's not racism. Not liking black people doesn't make me racist, I don't feel superior. I just don't like them.
User avatar #164 to #163 - pull (12/19/2012) [-]
Does your wife know you can read?
User avatar #165 to #164 - pull (12/19/2012) [-]
Jesus, I've been on Funny Junk too long, I didn't even think that one over.
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