Dead jedi.. . Apparently explaining to my Sgt that the pile of Alethea on my floor is a dead jean is wrong. exercise hueeh Unlike " Cemment 'trs co 2. You know nothing of awkward! >Driving home for Christmas >Driving through town halfway through trip >Admittedly going a smidge fast >Get pulled over
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Dead jedi.

Apparently explaining to my Sgt that the pile
of Alethea on my floor is a dead jean is
wrong. exercise hueeh
Unlike " Cemment 'trs co 2
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Submitted: 12/18/2012
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#3 - lolollo (12/19/2012) [-]
You know nothing of awkward!   
   
>Driving home for Christmas   
>Driving through town halfway through trip   
>Admittedly going a smidge fast   
>Get pulled over   
>						****					.jpg   
>License and registration   
>Hand papers to cop   
>Wait 5 minutes for cop to get back, all the while cursing the Universe   
>Cop comes back   
>Backstory:  I'm in the Guard   
>Cop:  "So what unit are you in?"   
>I tell him   
>"Is that a fact?"   
>"......yeah?"   
>"So you know who I am?"   
>MFW it turns out he was my first sergeant   
   
Surprisingly...didn't get my ass handed to me...he just...let me go.
You know nothing of awkward!

>Driving home for Christmas
>Driving through town halfway through trip
>Admittedly going a smidge fast
>Get pulled over
> **** .jpg
>License and registration
>Hand papers to cop
>Wait 5 minutes for cop to get back, all the while cursing the Universe
>Cop comes back
>Backstory: I'm in the Guard
>Cop: "So what unit are you in?"
>I tell him
>"Is that a fact?"
>"......yeah?"
>"So you know who I am?"
>MFW it turns out he was my first sergeant

Surprisingly...didn't get my ass handed to me...he just...let me go.
User avatar #2 - sliferzpwns (12/19/2012) [-]
Heh heh , pvt Pile, heh heh
User avatar #4 - jedimastermag (12/19/2012) [-]
that is by far the second greatest thing I have ever heard in my time being in the guard, the 1st being when this guy Prince Keke(he was a legit prince from Nigeria) proposed to one of my drill sergeants during the last week of basic
User avatar #1 - goodguygary ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
i'd be worried that he might be a sith lord, dead jedi's don't just appear
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