I promise I'm not emo.

me and my sisters nose.

k

YEs there's a water mark but I like the photo

that's like the worst watermark in the history of watermarks, kick whoever took this photo and tell him to make it transparent.

I'm on the right.

that's me just on my phone

I can live with being Varg

I'm the one on the left.

You obviously want the D

thats me at one of my bands halloween shows :)

That's me wearing a home-made Ninja mask wielding a sword.
It's part of a 'Ninja Family Photo' where we all wore home-made Ninja masks and help swords.

Ninja? Right...

Threads like these bring out the attractive people here.

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and just for this month

only for december

I am he who rapes it all

me, my best friend, and Day[9]

Anyone else miss magical fairy princesss social threads?

BERNIE
THEY TOLD US YOU WERE DEAD

I like this guy

I'm here to protect the pressdent n' shit, move on cracka I'm feeling fly tonight.

That username.

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My sister, my slave, and me

Might as well, though this is from a little while back, my sister loves messing with image effects.

Ahh, I can clearly see you're an attractive fella, I do wish to acquire your unborn children to offer to the harvest Gods.

Depends on how you intend to harvest them!

coat hanger through the penis, capture the seamen, sacrifice, I will buy you a beer and possibly an Asian hooker afterwards to calm the giver of sacrifices.

Make it a pint of vodka and a Swedish model and I'll consider it.

Pint of vodka, hmm I'll meet you halfway, Danish slut + a bottle of whiskey?

Irish whiskey, none of that cheap half proof shit, and make sure she is clean.

Hmm Irish I can handle, well just because she's a slut doesn't mean she's got STD's, but fair enough I'll get one from the overhead compartment, she's clean, but does lack the ability to pronounce the word, God, she says phlegm instead.

Fair enough, deal.

got it, meet you in Copenhagen in 20 hours!

Ølbaren, at Elmegade 2, 2200 København, ja? You know how I love me those old brick buildings.

Sounds fair enough! :D

Godt, se dig der!

close, it's called "vi ses" eller "glæder mig til at se dig på det predeterminerede mødested"

Oh? Taler du dansk?

I'm Danish so I would think so yeah :P

Hahaha, that does make things easier, I'm just using google translate lol!

well I have to supply the Danish slut so I need the time to find her and get her to the designated area, so that's why I only need 20 hours :p

Indeed, my twenty hours will spent getting from one side of the globe, to the side Denmark is on!

im on the right

Pikachu because I'm an ugly fucker.

Aren't you a little...vagina-y to be on FJ?

Yes, but judging by the thumbs you all seem to be eating it up.

Whoops, that came out wrong. Umm...

Let's just roll with it.

That face frightens me greatly.

It's funnier because I'm from NJ...

Your hair, it's amazing yet I hate it at the same time.

Thank you :D you're amazing and I hate you at the same time as well

Avatar fan?

absolutely. I dont have a whole lot of reaction pics though

Awesome! Best friends?

Well... fine then!

sure. why not?

Excellent!

This whole conversation was fantastic, you and wardenspectre

Yay! I made people laugh!

Well why not?

Have you found your mummy?

yes this is my facebook pic

Sure, why not?

You look like a mix between a 12 year old boy and ehm... a young girl 13-14 ish? mixed with the name I would say 13?

also the "OH" thing below me is quite creepy.

I couldn't reply further down there, so I'm replying here. And it's free!? Lucky!

yeah, and we even have some of the best Uni's in Europe so it's quite a bargain :P it's free all the way to the PH.D :P

Bah, a part of me wishes I had that. But seeing how crappy our healthcare system has gotten since it's been government-controlled, I'd hate to see what they'd do with our post-secondary education.

well.. our healthcare is quite good too, everythings running pretty smoothly on our part, free education, free healthcare and such. Life's good :P

Lucky you! Our healthcare is free-ish (paid for in taxes) but a lot of the actual doctors and facilities suck. I should move to Denmark.

Well we pay the highest taxes in the world so we should get something from it :P but well we get payed well and I generally enjoy living here :P

Oh damn, well then never mind! Taxes are high enough as it is! Some of our taxes aren't even supposed to exist anymore and we still have them.

it sucks, but I've gotten my moneys worth since I'm going to Uni for free ^^

Yeah, I could see that being a reasonably fair trade off! I can hardly complain, my parents are helping me pay for mine.

sweet, so how's life in theater?

Currently non-existant, as I'm taking a year off to (so far unsuccessfully) try to get a job to pay for my not-free education :P But last year it was quite fun, and I'm hoping next year will also be fun. I've loved theatre forever.

sounds sweet! good luck with that!

Well thankya!

Nah, I made the account when I was 14, so I understand the confusion. I'm actually 20, I just look incredibly young for my age.

Your reasonable way of replying and the proper grammar speaks to your defense, I take my comment back and raise you one hello.

Well then I will match your hello with another hello!

Hmm intriguing but with my initial hand of 2 aces I will call your raise and say how're ya doing?

Well then I'll call that and raise you with I'm doing quite well, how're you doing?

Damn, that too high, I pass, but I'm nervous exam in a couple of hours so yeah! but then it's back home to the family and enjoy free food :P

Oh fun, what class is the exam for?

Digital Logic 1, it should be pretty easy but meh we can't use any form of help so yeah.. it's all from memory..

Ohhh sounds super exciting...

I've never actually been able to use help on exams, it's always been memory

Hmm Uni or College? :P

Uni, are you college?

no also Uni, you aren't allowed material to help you out? :o almost everything we have is on the computer so we need to use it I guess, this one is different and it kinda pisses me off :/

Ohh, that makes sense. Most of my stuff would make sense it needed to be memorized, none of it's computer-related

Ahh, what are you studying? and where?

Major in theatre, debating a minor in psych. I'm going to a school in Canada. How about you?

Denmark, so you're on team free education then, sweet, I'm studying Electro Technology at DTU Copenhagen, tis' great fun but I'm thinking of maybe switching to something else.

Team free education? Far from it! More like team $8,000-10,000/year education. And interesting, why the switch?

not sure yet, just some thoughts, and mine is free except for books, almost all education in Denmark is free :o

I totally didn't save this off of Google. I honestly do have a storm trooper uniform.

You are one classy motherfucker

haha thanks bro

Not a problem, for a motherfucker as classy as you are, you classy motherfucker
am I being redundant or is it just me?

I don't know, maybe. but i like typing in small text