So I upgraded my license today. But I'm actually Batman. Emile con our , I was 541915 (e, keep my f:) Stuarts Cm‘ an? "oore l. I look fih ruba vmml- Ch. h ha? t But thats secret
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So I upgraded my license today. But I'm actually Batman. Emile con our , I was 541915 (e, keep my f:) Stuarts Cm‘ an? "oore l. I look fih ruba vmml- Ch. h ha? t

But I'm actually Batman

Emile con our ,
I was 541915 (e,
keep my f:) Stuarts Cm‘
an? "oore l. I look
fih
ruba vmml- Ch. h
ha? tit, bore
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#5 - rjgnal (12/18/2012) [-]
so i guess if you have a profile picture with a group of friends you can just pass your license around for the lolz
#18 - nyankat (12/19/2012) [-]
it's december which means it's pokemon profile picture month and i am a pikachu.
User avatar #33 to #18 - rokkarokkaali (12/19/2012) [-]
it's pokemon profile pic month every month.
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#64 to #18 - pillowmeister has deleted their comment [-]
#29 to #18 - ttritt (12/19/2012) [-]
I used mudkip for the 3rd year in a row
I also got a few friends to use the same picture as I
so it gets interesting in the group chat.
#85 - Yojimbo (12/19/2012) [-]
Me IRL mocking all the swag fags and their orange sunkist skin six-packs on facebook.
#81 - winslet (12/19/2012) [-]
im not sure i quite see what the problem would be .
User avatar #94 to #81 - herbolifee (12/19/2012) [-]
Need... epic horse mask...
#17 - mrhumperdoodle (12/19/2012) [-]
ITT :facebook profile pics
#134 to #17 - wyrddarcnyzz (12/19/2012) [-]
I promise I'm not emo.
#86 to #17 - ogreforeva (12/19/2012) [-]
thats me at one of my bands halloween shows :)
User avatar #22 to #21 - mrhumperdoodle (12/19/2012) [-]
You are one classy ************
User avatar #23 to #22 - dolandickbutt (12/19/2012) [-]
haha thanks bro
User avatar #24 to #23 - mrhumperdoodle (12/19/2012) [-]
Not a problem, for a ************ as classy as you are, you classy ************
am I being redundant or is it just me?
User avatar #25 to #24 - dolandickbutt (12/19/2012) [-]
I don't know, maybe. but i like typing in small text
#30 to #17 - danielph (12/19/2012) [-]
yes this is my facebook pic
#84 to #17 - Nameloc (12/19/2012) [-]
That's me wearing a home-made Ninja mask wielding a sword.
It's part of a 'Ninja Family Photo' where we all wore home-made Ninja masks and help swords.
#114 to #84 - hokeymon (12/19/2012) [-]
Ninja? Right...
#53 to #17 - colegaleener (12/19/2012) [-]
My sister, my slave, and me
#56 to #17 - mizory (12/19/2012) [-]
Senior Pic
#65 to #17 - pillowmeister (12/19/2012) [-]
I am he who rapes it all
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#55 to #17 - panacea has deleted their comment [-]
#63 to #57 - vatra (12/19/2012) [-]
That username.
#170 to #57 - iamphoenix (12/19/2012) [-]
BERNIE
THEY TOLD US YOU WERE DEAD
User avatar #171 to #170 - darkoblivion ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
I like this guy
User avatar #108 to #57 - graphenz (12/19/2012) [-]
I'm here to protect the pressdent n' **** , move on cracka I'm feeling fly tonight.
#97 to #96 - tubbymeatball (12/19/2012) [-]
You obviously want the D
#102 to #17 - Chuckaholic (12/19/2012) [-]
YEs there's a water mark but I like the photo
User avatar #106 to #102 - graphenz (12/19/2012) [-]
that's like the worst watermark in the history of watermarks, kick whoever took this photo and tell him to make it transparent.
#93 to #17 - chonies (12/19/2012) [-]
that's me just on my phone
#31 to #17 - savioranonymous (12/19/2012) [-]
Well why not?
User avatar #172 to #31 - danielph (12/19/2012) [-]
Have you found your mummy?
#66 to #17 - gamingsniper (12/19/2012) [-]
only for december
#19 to #17 - xthemetax (12/19/2012) [-]
i"m the one on the left
#26 to #17 - azraelthemage (12/19/2012) [-]
I totally didn't save this off of Google. I honestly do have a storm trooper uniform.
#46 to #17 - vatra (12/19/2012) [-]
Might as well, though this is from a little while back, my sister loves messing with image effects.
User avatar #109 to #46 - graphenz (12/19/2012) [-]
Ahh, I can clearly see you're an attractive fella, I do wish to acquire your unborn children to offer to the harvest Gods.
User avatar #115 to #109 - vatra (12/19/2012) [-]
Depends on how you intend to harvest them!
User avatar #116 to #115 - graphenz (12/19/2012) [-]
coat hanger through the penis, capture the seamen, sacrifice, I will buy you a beer and possibly an Asian hooker afterwards to calm the giver of sacrifices.
#117 to #116 - vatra (12/19/2012) [-]
Make it a pint of vodka and a Swedish model and I'll consider it.
User avatar #118 to #117 - graphenz (12/19/2012) [-]
Pint of vodka, hmm I'll meet you halfway, Danish slut + a bottle of whiskey?
User avatar #120 to #118 - vatra (12/19/2012) [-]
Irish whiskey, none of that cheap half proof **** , and make sure she is clean.
User avatar #121 to #120 - graphenz (12/19/2012) [-]
Hmm Irish I can handle, well just because she's a slut doesn't mean she's got STD's, but fair enough I'll get one from the overhead compartment, she's clean, but does lack the ability to pronounce the word, God, she says phlegm instead.
User avatar #122 to #121 - vatra (12/19/2012) [-]
Fair enough, deal.
User avatar #123 to #122 - graphenz (12/19/2012) [-]
got it, meet you in Copenhagen in 20 hours!
User avatar #126 to #123 - vatra (12/19/2012) [-]
Ølbaren, at Elmegade 2, 2200 København, ja? You know how I love me those old brick buildings.
User avatar #128 to #126 - graphenz (12/19/2012) [-]
Sounds fair enough! :D
User avatar #131 to #128 - vatra (12/19/2012) [-]
Godt, se dig der!
User avatar #133 to #131 - graphenz (12/19/2012) [-]
close, it's called "vi ses" eller "glæder mig til at se dig på det predeterminerede mødested"
User avatar #135 to #133 - vatra (12/19/2012) [-]
Oh? Taler du dansk?
User avatar #137 to #135 - graphenz (12/19/2012) [-]
I'm Danish so I would think so yeah :P
User avatar #140 to #137 - vatra (12/19/2012) [-]
Hahaha, that does make things easier, I'm just using google translate lol!
User avatar #141 to #140 - graphenz (12/19/2012) [-]
well I have to supply the Danish slut so I need the time to find her and get her to the designated area, so that's why I only need 20 hours :p
User avatar #142 to #141 - vatra (12/19/2012) [-]
Indeed, my twenty hours will spent getting from one side of the globe, to the side Denmark is on!
#119 to #17 - hokeymon (12/19/2012) [-]
me and my sisters nose.
#27 to #17 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (12/19/2012) [-]
Sure, why not?
#83 to #27 - PiMaker (12/19/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #110 to #27 - graphenz (12/19/2012) [-]
You look like a mix between a 12 year old boy and ehm... a young girl 13-14 ish? mixed with the name I would say 13?

also the "OH" thing below me is quite creepy.
User avatar #156 to #110 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (12/19/2012) [-]
I couldn't reply further down there, so I'm replying here. And it's free!? Lucky!
User avatar #157 to #156 - graphenz (12/19/2012) [-]
yeah, and we even have some of the best Uni's in Europe so it's quite a bargain :P it's free all the way to the PH.D :P
User avatar #158 to #157 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (12/19/2012) [-]
Bah, a part of me wishes I had that. But seeing how crappy our healthcare system has gotten since it's been government-controlled, I'd hate to see what they'd do with our post-secondary education.
User avatar #159 to #158 - graphenz (12/19/2012) [-]
well.. our healthcare is quite good too, everythings running pretty smoothly on our part, free education, free healthcare and such. Life's good :P
User avatar #160 to #159 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (12/19/2012) [-]
Lucky you! Our healthcare is free-ish (paid for in taxes) but a lot of the actual doctors and facilities suck. I should move to Denmark.
User avatar #161 to #160 - graphenz (12/19/2012) [-]
Well we pay the highest taxes in the world so we should get something from it :P but well we get payed well and I generally enjoy living here :P
User avatar #162 to #161 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (12/19/2012) [-]
Oh damn, well then never mind! Taxes are high enough as it is! Some of our taxes aren't even supposed to exist anymore and we still have them.
User avatar #163 to #162 - graphenz (12/19/2012) [-]
it sucks, but I've gotten my moneys worth since I'm going to Uni for free ^^
User avatar #164 to #163 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (12/19/2012) [-]
Yeah, I could see that being a reasonably fair trade off! I can hardly complain, my parents are helping me pay for mine.
User avatar #165 to #164 - graphenz (12/19/2012) [-]
sweet, so how's life in theater?
User avatar #166 to #165 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (12/19/2012) [-]
Currently non-existant, as I'm taking a year off to (so far unsuccessfully) try to get a job to pay for my not-free education :P But last year it was quite fun, and I'm hoping next year will also be fun. I've loved theatre forever.
User avatar #167 to #166 - graphenz (12/19/2012) [-]
sounds sweet! good luck with that!
User avatar #168 to #167 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (12/19/2012) [-]
Well thankya!
User avatar #125 to #110 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (12/19/2012) [-]
Nah, I made the account when I was 14, so I understand the confusion. I'm actually 20, I just look incredibly young for my age.
User avatar #127 to #125 - graphenz (12/19/2012) [-]
Your reasonable way of replying and the proper grammar speaks to your defense, I take my comment back and raise you one hello.
User avatar #130 to #127 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (12/19/2012) [-]
Well then I will match your hello with another hello!
User avatar #132 to #130 - graphenz (12/19/2012) [-]
Hmm intriguing but with my initial hand of 2 aces I will call your raise and say how're ya doing?
User avatar #138 to #132 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (12/19/2012) [-]
Well then I'll call that and raise you with I'm doing quite well, how're you doing?
User avatar #139 to #138 - graphenz (12/19/2012) [-]
Damn, that too high, I pass, but I'm nervous exam in a couple of hours so yeah! but then it's back home to the family and enjoy free food :P
User avatar #143 to #139 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (12/19/2012) [-]
Oh fun, what class is the exam for?
User avatar #144 to #143 - graphenz (12/19/2012) [-]
Digital Logic 1, it should be pretty easy but meh we can't use any form of help so yeah.. it's all from memory..
User avatar #145 to #144 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (12/19/2012) [-]
Ohhh sounds super exciting...

I've never actually been able to use help on exams, it's always been memory
User avatar #147 to #145 - graphenz (12/19/2012) [-]
Hmm Uni or College? :P
User avatar #148 to #147 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (12/19/2012) [-]
Uni, are you college?
User avatar #149 to #148 - graphenz (12/19/2012) [-]
no also Uni, you aren't allowed material to help you out? :o almost everything we have is on the computer so we need to use it I guess, this one is different and it kinda pisses me off :/
User avatar #150 to #149 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (12/19/2012) [-]
Ohh, that makes sense. Most of my stuff would make sense it needed to be memorized, none of it's computer-related
User avatar #151 to #150 - graphenz (12/19/2012) [-]
Ahh, what are you studying? and where?
User avatar #152 to #151 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (12/19/2012) [-]
Major in theatre, debating a minor in psych. I'm going to a school in Canada. How about you?
User avatar #153 to #152 - graphenz (12/19/2012) [-]
Denmark, so you're on team free education then, sweet, I'm studying Electro Technology at DTU Copenhagen, tis' great fun but I'm thinking of maybe switching to something else.
User avatar #154 to #153 - chucknorrisTHEGAME (12/19/2012) [-]
Team free education? Far from it! More like team $8,000-10,000/year education. And interesting, why the switch?
User avatar #155 to #154 - graphenz (12/19/2012) [-]
not sure yet, just some thoughts, and mine is free except for books, almost all education in Denmark is free :o
#92 to #17 - aaabbbcccdddeeefff (12/19/2012) [-]
I can live with being Varg
#76 to #17 - morepurplecrayons (12/19/2012) [-]
Threads like these bring out the attractive people here.
#35 to #17 - rokkarokkaali (12/19/2012) [-]
Pikachu because I'm an ugly ****** .
#101 to #17 - buzzin like a bee (12/19/2012) [-]
I'm on the right.
#34 to #17 - iyr ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
#91 to #17 - MrChef (12/19/2012) [-]
I'm the one on the left.
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#71 to #70 - gatodelfuego (12/19/2012) [-]
and just for this month
#39 to #17 - inclemos (12/19/2012) [-]
im on the right
#60 to #17 - waffies (12/19/2012) [-]
me, my best friend, and Day[9]

Anyone else miss magical fairy princesss social threads?
User avatar #38 to #32 - vatra (12/19/2012) [-]
Your hair, it's amazing yet I hate it at the same time.
#40 to #38 - wardenspectre (12/19/2012) [-]
Thank you :D you're amazing and I hate you at the same time as well
#41 to #40 - vatra (12/19/2012) [-]
Avatar fan?
#42 to #41 - wardenspectre (12/19/2012) [-]
absolutely. I dont have a whole lot of reaction pics though
#44 to #42 - vatra (12/19/2012) [-]
Awesome! Best friends?
#45 to #44 - wardenspectre (12/19/2012) [-]
sure. why not?
#49 to #45 - vatra (12/19/2012) [-]
Excellent!
#59 to #49 - waffies (12/19/2012) [-]
This whole conversation was fantastic, you and wardenspectre
This whole conversation was fantastic, you and wardenspectre
#173 to #59 - wardenspectre (12/20/2012) [-]
Yay! I made people laugh!
#50 to #48 - vatra (12/19/2012) [-]
Well... fine then!
Well... fine then!
User avatar #47 to #44 - wardenspectre (12/19/2012) [-]
...
#103 to #32 - aerosol (12/19/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#175 to #103 - wardenspectre (12/20/2012) [-]
It's funnier because I'm from NJ...
#169 to #32 - iamphoenix (12/19/2012) [-]
Aren't you a little...vagina-y to be on FJ?
#174 to #169 - wardenspectre (12/20/2012) [-]
Yes, but judging by the thumbs you all seem to be eating it up.

Whoops, that came out wrong. Umm...

Let's just roll with it.
#176 to #174 - iamphoenix (12/20/2012) [-]
That face frightens me greatly.
User avatar #43 - thepyras (12/19/2012) [-]
In my facebook profile picture I am wearing a plague doctor mask. If that were my license photo I would always wear the mask and take it off to rob banks.
#77 - SuperCookie (12/19/2012) [-]
****		....I have a licence road test tomorrow....
**** ....I have a licence road test tomorrow....
User avatar #79 to #77 - pictureperfectt (12/19/2012) [-]
Homer
Homer Simpson
He's the greatest guy in history!

From the
Town of Springfiel
He's about to hit a chestnut tree

AHHHHHHH!!!
User avatar #7 - ViXi (12/18/2012) [-]
Ha! The kids who have profile pictures of themselves smoking weed and drinking.
#112 to #7 - graphenz (12/19/2012) [-]
It's always obvious when they want to have a photo taken or posing with the weed or alcohol, whenever I'm caught doing such thing I look like a ******* moron or do an awesome pose, this one though... it's probably one of my best photos and the pose is juuust right.
User avatar #8 to #7 - landartheconqueror (12/18/2012) [-]
"no officer, i swear i'm not drunk! i don't even do that!"
User avatar #105 - graphenz (12/19/2012) [-]
I took my photo with probably the biggest hangover I've had yet, I look like a mix of serial killer and a rapist, I'm quite pleased with the photo :P
#54 - potatopuncher (12/19/2012) [-]
The lady at the DMV told me to retake mine because I didn't smile...
#74 to #54 - Sechuban (12/19/2012) [-]
I was so excited to get my driver's license that i had the biggest grin on my face. I was told to "tone it down a bit" because i am from new jersey, and we are not allowed to smile.
>MFW
User avatar #75 to #74 - rel (12/19/2012) [-]
Same, bro. It feels like a mugshot.
I go to the DMV in Wayne though.
User avatar #28 - danielph (12/19/2012) [-]
I was going to say something about being from jersey and feeling pride that it was mentioned but New Jersey sucks.
#62 to #28 - notyaoming (12/19/2012) [-]
I can't agree more.
#6 - jabzilla (12/18/2012) [-]
ha! we have similar tastes in fb pics :)
User avatar #1 - rockamekishiko (12/18/2012) [-]
all i read was "use facebook profile pic" and i got the joke.
User avatar #98 - picklemitten (12/19/2012) [-]
The lady told me not to smile, because my teeth would look yellow.
Didn't believe her.
I hate my license photo...
User avatar #90 - sixty (12/19/2012) [-]
I smiled on my license
#80 - anon (12/19/2012) [-]
Why do none of you people have your actual face in your profile pics?

Most people I see on facebook who dont do it are either extremely ugly/fat or just socially awkward and have pictures of ****** anime or animals or something
User avatar #14 - galkawhm (12/19/2012) [-]
What if it's a gif?

I know facebook doesn't support gifs but what if?
User avatar #15 to #14 - lajbros (12/19/2012) [-]
if facebook had .GIF support I would have posted so much ****
User avatar #124 to #14 - lollipopboy (12/19/2012) [-]
I believe you mean, but what /g/if? :'D
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User avatar #11 - noobofdoom (12/19/2012) [-]
but im not a sloth....
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