Weed. ...someone has been waiting their whole lives to say this. l EFI an ? N LEGALISE wear J . will other states 'juana In? quatela, -. I have prepared my entire life for this, it's time. Time to make a marijuana pun on the news.
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...someone has been waiting their whole lives to say this

l EFI an ? N LEGALISE wear
J . will other states 'juana In?
quatela, -
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User avatar #5 - retris (12/18/2012) [-]
I have prepared my entire life for this, it's time. Time to make a marijuana pun on the news.
#11 - alawabidingcitizen (12/18/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Alright, who the hell let Carlos work that story?
#47 - PedoHunter (12/19/2012) [-]
really? :\
really? :\
#54 - Cambro ONLINE (12/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#34 - sailorsmooth (12/19/2012) [+] (7 replies)
I 'juana stab that writer
#44 - grimmwaters (12/19/2012) [-]
I bowled some pots once..
I knew I should've cleaned the needle..
#46 - mooghens (12/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
That is one hilariously good pun!
#48 to #46 - zaggystirdust (12/19/2012) [-]







I thought it was funny
#9 - garamri (12/18/2012) [-]
Mare Jane
#2 - jmoneylax (12/18/2012) [-]
I CANT BELIEVE WEED IS LEGAL
#63 - kaycie (12/19/2012) [-]
" 'juana join in "
" 'juana join in "
User avatar #85 - dengekisushi (12/19/2012) [-]
Everybody on my Facebook--and by "everybody" I mean "teens who think they're hardcore potheads"--started freaking out when pot was legalized in Colorado and kept saying they were going to move there.
Good, get rid of the stupid teenagers.
#49 - thetewj (12/19/2012) [+] (1 reply)
If the writer was trying to be witty it's not that funny. If he was trying to be ironic and make a bad pun on purpose it's pretty funny. Humor can be complicated like that sometimes...
If the writer was trying to be witty it's not that funny. If he was trying to be ironic and make a bad pun on purpose it's pretty funny. Humor can be complicated like that sometimes...
#76 - Ferrousphantom (12/19/2012) [-]
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User avatar #105 - joekooldash (12/19/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Im severely allergic to weed, I started working in a convenience store in the ghetto and now I had to buy a friggin epi pen. I'm all for legalizing it, but dont use it it public for Christ's sake.
#88 - anonymous (12/19/2012) [+] (3 replies)
legalizing weed may be the the greatest achievement in the history of America LOL
#69 - oldapple (12/19/2012) [-]
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#39 - themagicdalek ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
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#24 - byposted (12/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Our future Esau Man, modeled after the Soviet, New Soviet Man.   
   
Toddler: Pumped with estrogen from birth and other medical "growth stimulators."   
   
Childhood: Educated in our Public School System to become feminine and tolerant; all classes must be integrated by gender under an executive order by Barack Hussein Obama. Racism or any kind of bigotry will be warrant for the seizure and later custody of the children and the detainment of the parents who are promoting terror to destabilize our multicultural paradise (See Obama Nationality Act of 2014).    
   
Adolescence: Have them play video-games and watch our cultural-movies (Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Human Centipede, DJANGO Unchained, etc.) This is the final step before our model man is complete.    
   
Adulthood: Be fat, work five days a week for us, and watch football (a game in which two groups of negroes run around with a ball) and use newly legalized marijuana and traditional alcohol for pleasure. Never read any books, have a vocabulary of a doofus, and an intellect with no outlying opinions.
Our future Esau Man, modeled after the Soviet, New Soviet Man.

Toddler: Pumped with estrogen from birth and other medical "growth stimulators."

Childhood: Educated in our Public School System to become feminine and tolerant; all classes must be integrated by gender under an executive order by Barack Hussein Obama. Racism or any kind of bigotry will be warrant for the seizure and later custody of the children and the detainment of the parents who are promoting terror to destabilize our multicultural paradise (See Obama Nationality Act of 2014).

Adolescence: Have them play video-games and watch our cultural-movies (Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Human Centipede, DJANGO Unchained, etc.) This is the final step before our model man is complete.

Adulthood: Be fat, work five days a week for us, and watch football (a game in which two groups of negroes run around with a ball) and use newly legalized marijuana and traditional alcohol for pleasure. Never read any books, have a vocabulary of a doofus, and an intellect with no outlying opinions.

#87 - yourmomsfuckbuddy (12/19/2012) [+] (11 replies)
I'm betting the federal government will legalize marijuana before the rest of the 48 states.

Could be in 5 years, could be in 20.
#95 to #89 - rprzombie (12/19/2012) [-]
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Interstate commerce and exchange falls under the direct and exclusive jurisdiction of the Federal government. Please tell me one single drug that only exists in one state and is never sold, delivered, transferred, or otherwise relocated to other states.

Not that I think the Fed's should regulate drugs, but they basically do because of the nature of their responsibilities.



-Sorry, I have an Associates degree in Criminal Justice now and I need to convince myself this knowledge is useful.
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