Weed. ...someone has been waiting their whole lives to say this. l EFI an ? N LEGALISE wear J . will other states 'juana In? quatela, -. I have prepared my entire life for this, it's time. Time to make a marijuana pun on the news.
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User avatar #5 - retris (12/18/2012) [-]
I have prepared my entire life for this, it's time. Time to make a marijuana pun on the news.
#54 - Cambro (12/19/2012) [-]
#11 - alawabidingcitizen (12/18/2012) [-]
Alright, who the hell let Carlos work that story?
User avatar #19 to #11 - bulbakip (12/18/2012) [-]
What is she planing do to with that pickle?
User avatar #35 to #11 - badasstoaster (12/19/2012) [-]
Enough about Carlos,what are you doing with that pickle?!
User avatar #74 to #35 - condormcninja (12/19/2012) [-]
It's not a pickle... yet.
#44 - grimmwaters ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
I bowled some pots once..
I knew I should've cleaned the needle..
#47 - PedoHunter (12/19/2012) [-]
really? :\
really? :\
#34 - sailorsmooth (12/19/2012) [-]
I 'juana stab that writer
#37 to #34 - darkjustifier ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
But I love bad puns, they're punny.
User avatar #56 to #37 - buthow (12/19/2012) [-]
Yeah, making puns are pun to do.
I'm sorry
User avatar #65 to #56 - darkjustifier ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
I forgive you, I laughed.
#68 to #67 - darkjustifier ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
Why aren't you on my friend's list?
#70 to #68 - buthow (12/19/2012) [-]
Why not now?
Why not now?
#63 - kaycie (12/19/2012) [-]
" 'juana join in "
" 'juana join in "
User avatar #85 - dengekisushi (12/19/2012) [-]
Everybody on my Facebook--and by "everybody" I mean "teens who think they're hardcore potheads"--started freaking out when pot was legalized in Colorado and kept saying they were going to move there.
Good, get rid of the stupid teenagers.
#49 - thetewj (12/19/2012) [-]
If the writer was trying to be witty it's not that funny. If he was trying to be ironic and make a bad pun on purpose it's pretty funny. Humor can be complicated like that sometimes...
If the writer was trying to be witty it's not that funny. If he was trying to be ironic and make a bad pun on purpose it's pretty funny. Humor can be complicated like that sometimes...
#50 to #49 - selfdenyingbeggar (12/19/2012) [-]
maybe he just saw the connection and thought it would look better than it would if he just let it pass by.
#76 - Ferrousphantom (12/19/2012) [-]
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User avatar #105 - joekooldash (12/19/2012) [-]
Im severely allergic to weed, I started working in a convenience store in the ghetto and now I had to buy a friggin epi pen. I'm all for legalizing it, but dont use it it public for Christ's sake.
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User avatar #131 to #116 - joekooldash (12/19/2012) [-]
nah, dad was allergic too XD it was funny explaining toi the guys at the fire dept though, they now have dubbed me their weed detector.
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User avatar #138 to #137 - joekooldash (12/20/2012) [-]
not entirely sure, but i get anaphalaxis whenever im around someone thats been smoking it.
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User avatar #142 to #140 - joekooldash (12/21/2012) [-]
i work in a convenience store in whats pretty much the ghetto so i have to carry my epi pen with me D:
#69 - oldapple (12/19/2012) [-]
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#24 - byposted (12/18/2012) [-]
Our future Esau Man, modeled after the Soviet, New Soviet Man.   
   
Toddler: Pumped with estrogen from birth and other medical "growth stimulators."   
   
Childhood: Educated in our Public School System to become feminine and tolerant; all classes must be integrated by gender under an executive order by Barack Hussein Obama. Racism or any kind of bigotry will be warrant for the seizure and later custody of the children and the detainment of the parents who are promoting terror to destabilize our multicultural paradise (See Obama Nationality Act of 2014).    
   
Adolescence: Have them play video-games and watch our cultural-movies (Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Human Centipede, DJANGO Unchained, etc.) This is the final step before our model man is complete.    
   
Adulthood: Be fat, work five days a week for us, and watch football (a game in which two groups of negroes run around with a ball) and use newly legalized marijuana and traditional alcohol for pleasure. Never read any books, have a vocabulary of a doofus, and an intellect with no outlying opinions.
Our future Esau Man, modeled after the Soviet, New Soviet Man.

Toddler: Pumped with estrogen from birth and other medical "growth stimulators."

Childhood: Educated in our Public School System to become feminine and tolerant; all classes must be integrated by gender under an executive order by Barack Hussein Obama. Racism or any kind of bigotry will be warrant for the seizure and later custody of the children and the detainment of the parents who are promoting terror to destabilize our multicultural paradise (See Obama Nationality Act of 2014).

Adolescence: Have them play video-games and watch our cultural-movies (Texas Chainsaw Massacre, The Human Centipede, DJANGO Unchained, etc.) This is the final step before our model man is complete.

Adulthood: Be fat, work five days a week for us, and watch football (a game in which two groups of negroes run around with a ball) and use newly legalized marijuana and traditional alcohol for pleasure. Never read any books, have a vocabulary of a doofus, and an intellect with no outlying opinions.

#33 to #24 - UnoSkullmanx (12/19/2012) [-]
The sad part is that some people actually believe this...
User avatar #97 - Sockopolis (12/19/2012) [-]
That was so bad, that I laughed. I in fact laughed hard enough at it that I wet myself a little bit.
#2 - jmoneylax (12/18/2012) [-]
I CANT BELIEVE WEED IS LEGAL
#1 - Lawliett (12/18/2012) [-]
oh, interns...
User avatar #99 to #98 - deadmuerto (12/19/2012) [-]
Texas, btw
#75 - sharksloveme (12/19/2012) [-]
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