Wut..i dont even. really?. Doctor: Are you sexually active? Me: Laughs hysterically, makes pterodactyl noise, transforms into a potato and rolls out the door an potato
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#20 - sirblank (12/18/2012) [-]
wut
wut
User avatar #17 - cinnamonswirls (12/18/2012) [-]
And that's how I met your mother
#12 - baconmansenior (12/18/2012) [-]
**baconmansenior rolled a random image posted in comment #47 at Teachers and Their Pens **
Doctors face when
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User avatar #98 to #12 - jordfozza (12/19/2012) [-]
So kawaii
#40 to #12 - darkeco (12/19/2012) [-]
**darkeco rolled a random image posted in comment #7 at Well then ** doctors face when
#25 - gibroner (12/19/2012) [-]
I don't know why I laughed so hard at that (pic unrelated)
#61 - thedrewtard (12/19/2012) [-]
>Sports physical before senior year
>Are you sexually active?
>No
>Have you previously been sexually active?
>No
>Do you currently have a girlfriend?
>No
>...have you ever had a girlfriend?
>...no...
>mfw they had no need for this information.
User avatar #77 to #61 - lawlfailwinepic (12/19/2012) [-]
Dick hands.
User avatar #78 to #61 - krasnogvardiech (12/19/2012) [-]
Psychiatric evaluations.
#22 - puccypirateisback **User deleted account** (12/18/2012) [-]
#67 - dividerbyzero ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
Roll comment.

Your last words.
User avatar #122 to #67 - phanteon (12/19/2012) [-]
**phanteon rolled a random comment #989 posted by wolfenbanes at Wolf's Den - Winter VI ** :
*Gold chuckles.*

Yeah!

*He sets himself into a stance.*

Set up!
#123 to #122 - phanteon (12/19/2012) [-]
I died shortly after.
#126 to #67 - mattisdhabest (12/19/2012) [-]
**mattisdhabest rolled a random comment #2163925 posted by xinzley at FJ RPG ** :
stack of 50
got 5
#74 to #67 - garbagebrain (12/19/2012) [-]
**garbagebrain rolled a random comment #36 posted by flixoe at LoL is the Source of Evil ** :
#84 to #67 - snakefire (12/19/2012) [-]
**snakefire rolled a random comment #240 posted by doctorlean at Gun Laws ** :
so people wouldn't agree with you.

What would you like to say to these people, trolololer?
#130 to #84 - trolololer (12/19/2012) [-]
**trolololer rolled a random image posted in comment #2385090 at MLP Friendly Board ** Well **** .
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User avatar #86 to #85 - snakefire (12/19/2012) [-]
Roll whore? I almost never roll.
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#90 to #87 - snakefire (12/19/2012) [-]
I'll pick like once a month and roll that whole day

and one or two rolls here or there besides that
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#82 to #67 - bronydash (12/19/2012) [-]
**bronydash rolled a random comment #15 posted by theuncreativekid at Cosmo Sex Tips ** :
**bronydash rolled a random comment #15 posted by theuncreativekid at Cosmo Sex Tips ** :
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#81 to #67 - xxdarknightxx (12/19/2012) [-]
**xxdarknightxx rolled a random comment #2165507 posted by itemwhores at FJ RPG ** :
Selling everything I have for coal or these ingots, send the requests
#118 to #67 - apollyonyagami (12/19/2012) [-]
**apollyonyagami rolled a random comment #2400456 posted by connerence at MLP Friendly Board ** :
I'm Ryan. The kid who takes everything too seriously. The kid who's scared of ******* up even in the slightest ways. The kid who beats himself up for pointless **** he did. The kid who boasts in how smart he is, how wonderful he is, when he's none of those things. Just some kid who's smart in school and has stopped caring about sex.

I've bullied others for being gay and "not normal". I've boasted about being a Jedi and how I was such hot **** for being like that. I've let my good deeds get to my head and thought I was better than everyone for doing those things. I've helped others and marked myself with titles that I wasn't worthy of.

I don't know anymore. To college... but after that I don't know anymore. I want to go into the church... but now I'm unsure if I'm even going to make it.
User avatar #70 to #67 - harryscene (12/19/2012) [-]
**harryscene rolled a random comment #2402313 posted by killakahn at MLP Friendly Board ** :
Then me breaking under the pressure and offing myself.
#110 to #67 - heartlessrobot (12/19/2012) [-]
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**heartlessrobot rolled a random comment #39 posted by sasquatchjc at Abortion brings out the kid in you! ** :
#93 to #67 - zonryu (12/19/2012) [-]
**zonryu rolled a random comment #22 posted by serotonin at Abortion brings out the kid in you! ** :several years later
**zonryu rolled a random comment #22 posted by serotonin at Abortion brings out the kid in you! ** :
several years later
User avatar #94 to #93 - zonryu (12/19/2012) [-]
sweet mother of god!
#95 to #94 - dividerbyzero ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
I think he's friendly.
I think he's friendly.
User avatar #88 to #67 - makhan (12/19/2012) [-]
**makhan rolled a random comment #2215102 posted by Scubasage at My Little Pony/MLP Brony Forum ** :
nou
User avatar #75 to #67 - pedomuhammed (12/19/2012) [-]
**pedomuhammed rolled a random comment #2214440 posted by shaftyface at My Little Pony/MLP Brony Forum ** :
Im doing awesome as **** , yourself?
#99 to #67 - dengekisushi (12/19/2012) [-]
**dengekisushi rolled a random comment #2167115 posted by ffffyou at FJ RPG ** :
stop or collect more?
User avatar #97 to #67 - newmanchamp (12/19/2012) [-]
**newmanchamp rolled a random comment #2162133 posted by traks at FJ RPG ** :
Maybe ._.
+1
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User avatar #79 to #67 - aaadddmmmiiinnn (12/19/2012) [-]
**aaadddmmmiiinnn rolled a random comment #291 posted by junter at Great News ** :
While it is true that is takes more than a petition, the fact that there are no less than FIVE petitions (All of which are going to get at least 25,000 signatures) requesting that the WBC be reclassified as a hate group and/or lose their tax-exempt status will hopefully make someone sit up and take notice.
User avatar #115 to #67 - minimalattendance (12/19/2012) [-]
**minimalattendance rolled a random comment #155875 posted by demonicchimera at Pokemon ** :
I'll be watching Game Grumps so should be ready at the same time.
#117 to #115 - minimalattendance (12/19/2012) [-]
Now this, is very acceptable!
User avatar #72 to #67 - kroople (12/19/2012) [-]
**kroople rolled a random comment #56 posted by garbagebrain at Pregnant teens ** :
No, it was pretty obvious.
#103 to #67 - darkeco (12/19/2012) [-]
**darkeco rolled a random comment #3 posted by yourmomtotherescue at dat smell ** :
User avatar #104 to #67 - raigen (12/19/2012) [-]
**raigen rolled a random comment #2223282 posted by takeaseat at My Little Pony/MLP Brony Forum ** :
Fisting old people
#108 to #106 - dividerbyzero ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
What kinda 			****		 do bronies do?
What kinda **** do bronies do?
#112 to #108 - raigen (12/19/2012) [-]
Depends... some are just fans of the show, others get weird... This... must've been the second one.
User avatar #109 to #108 - takeaseat ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
Thats just on thursday.
#41 - vif (12/19/2012) [-]
How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman?

none
User avatar #44 to #41 - kanatana (12/19/2012) [-]
How many potatoes does it take to kill a Russian? None.
User avatar #80 to #44 - krasnogvardiech (12/19/2012) [-]
Was pathetic Capitalist potato.
User avatar #107 to #80 - kanatana (12/19/2012) [-]
Capitalist potato turned into Communist Vodka, party for everyone!
User avatar #66 to #41 - irishman (12/19/2012) [-]
You're really going to bring me into this?

Too soon. . .
#26 - Nightelfbane (12/19/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #15 - ihatem (12/18/2012) [-]
That's an odd thing to say.
Might I suggest parentheses next time?
User avatar #16 to #15 - TheHutchie (12/18/2012) [-]
Heil grammar!
#23 - Deavas ONLINE (12/18/2012) [-]
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ok so serious question, but does masturbation count as sexually active?

because then i have some new info for my doctor...
User avatar #24 to #23 - gemleonn (12/18/2012) [-]
No, they ask that to test if your pregnant, or if you have an blood disease/STD.
User avatar #28 to #24 - lookatmyhouseofwax ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
you're*
#56 - grilledcheeze (12/19/2012) [-]
Doctor: *Stares out the door for a moment, then looks down at clipboard and checks no*
User avatar #37 to #32 - Zaxplab (12/19/2012) [-]
Wait... where's her tits?



Wait... WHERE'S THE RES OF HER??
#119 - IceViper (12/19/2012) [-]
<--i just nodded when my doctor asked me
<--i just nodded when my doctor asked me
User avatar #100 - dengekisushi (12/19/2012) [-]
I was asked if I was sexually active once by a doctor just because I was getting birth control.

My answer?
"AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA you funny guy, I kill you last"
#49 - thetewj (12/19/2012) [-]
don't ask questions, just go with it
don't ask questions, just go with it
#33 - mooghens ONLINE (12/19/2012) [-]
Why do i get the feeling i am happy i had saved this gif for such a moment?
Why do i get the feeling i am happy i had saved this gif for such a moment?
#127 - seniorpokeman (12/19/2012) [-]
>at doctors office
>mom's in the room, because it's important stuff about my kineys, and I was only 16
>are you sexually active?
>mom awkwardly widens eyes
>"nope"
>"alright, then."
>moves on
>mrs.pokeman, can you leave, I need to do some examinations
>"k"
>mom leaves
>"hey doctor, I kindof lied about the sex thing"
>"oh dear, the problems with your kidneys must be an std"
>"What? No, the problems were around long before I had sex with the girl."
>"Nope. it's an std. We're giving you a test, and your mother needs to hear about it."
>mfw doctor tells my mom that I ****** a girl
>>mfw he tried telling her that I had an std
>>>mfw the test came up completely std free
>>>>>MY ******* FACE when I found out an std test is basically jamming a hard q-tip up your dick hole
that... was not a fun month...
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