Saying "yes" to jehova's witnesses.... ...it's like dividing by zero don't know if repost, but certainly not OC, found it on the webs. D RI I I I ll I I I llxhl
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Saying "yes" to jehova's witnesses...

Saying "yes" to jehova's witnesses.... ...it's like dividing by zero don't know if repost, but certainly not OC, found it on the webs. D RI I I I ll I I I llxhl

...it's like dividing by zero

don't know if repost, but certainly not OC, found it on the webs

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you spare a moment for
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User avatar #10 - roflcopterkklol **User deleted account** (12/18/2012) [-]
I always say yes, i mean **** i live 25 kilometers away from town and you have to go up a cunt of a dirt road to get here, if they put that much effort into coming to see me i can out some effort into asking about their religion.
what is the worst thing that could happen? i could learn something about their religion?
User avatar #40 to #10 - notquitesolidsnake (12/18/2012) [-]
as a witness i can say that they really appreciate you listening and being hospitable and you sir have a fine week
User avatar #31 to #10 - woodizeeman (12/18/2012) [-]
dude i love you. that's the most sensible thing i'v ever heard
#16 to #10 - augustusxxiv (12/18/2012) [-]
<<<This will happen
<<<This will happen
#35 - Fluorum (12/18/2012) [-]
Black Books reference

huehue
#38 - anon (12/18/2012) [-]
They quoted the bible for me and asked me if i believed in God and Jesus, then they asked me if they could enter to give me a flyer to join their church.
They weren't that bad actually, they didnt try to force things up in my head.
User avatar #2 to #1 - ninegagleader (12/17/2012) [-]
but they are le funny rage may may's xDD! le 9gag inventered them btw
#9 to #2 - funmanigro (12/17/2012) [-]
2 red thumbs for each of us, mfw
User avatar #11 to #1 - usernameluisdjlols (12/18/2012) [-]
it's a ******* rage comic, do you want him to leave the drawing bodies and replace them with human faces?
#22 to #11 - Schofield (12/18/2012) [-]
I personally like Rage Comics.
I personally like Rage Comics.
#32 to #11 - funmanigro (12/18/2012) [-]
FRONTPAGE HERE I COME!
#4 - creosote (12/17/2012) [-]
I don't mind talking to them. It may be a slight inconvenience, but they're nice to me so I'm nice to them.
I don't mind talking to them. It may be a slight inconvenience, but they're nice to me so I'm nice to them.
User avatar #27 - dapanda (12/18/2012) [-]
Black Books season 1 episode 1 has this in it, funniest tv show ever. [url deleted]
User avatar #28 to #27 - dapanda (12/18/2012) [-]
/watch?v=gGRJgSeS9ZE
User avatar #21 - evilanakie (12/18/2012) [-]
my mother went into a psychosis last year and invited them in
they stayed for 5 hours
i had to call the police
#18 - anon (12/18/2012) [-]
also almost an exact quote off black books.
User avatar #29 - manbearpiglet (12/18/2012) [-]
My cousin had just gotten out of the shower and the doorbell rang. He went to answer the door in his black bath robe and it was two Jehova's Witnesses. They were slightly startled at the look of him and asked if he had a minute for the good news. Thinking quickly he said, "Of course....just as soon as I finish sacrificing my goat." Needless to say they have not been back
User avatar #24 - lsdandicecreamcake (12/18/2012) [-]
My uncle used to invite them in then try to sell them insurance.
User avatar #19 - A Pickle (12/18/2012) [-]
What the **** is "Drin"?

Don't doorbells, you know, ding and dong?
#25 to #19 - scarytown (12/18/2012) [-]
they can ring, or buzz too. it depends on the doorbell. and then there's those halloween ones. Those were always fun as a kid.
#39 to #19 - thelonegodilla (12/18/2012) [-]
My doorbell is Hitler making a speech.
I get really angry and attempt to kill the person who rung.
I recently succeeded.
I'm being tried for Third-Reich Degree Murder.

This is an awful joke.
User avatar #36 to #19 - Fluorum (12/18/2012) [-]
wing wing wing wing wing wing wing
banana door
User avatar #17 - vanoreo (12/18/2012) [-]
This is almost an exact quote from Family Guy in a ****** rage comic format...
#50 - dectomo (12/18/2012) [-]
> Jehovah's witnesses
> Jesus Christ

pick one.
#58 to #50 - lafuerzadelpueblo (12/18/2012) [-]
"Jehovah's Witnesses is a millenialist restorationist Christian denomination with nontrinitarian beliefs distinct from mainstream Christianity." which means they believe in Jesus.

sauce wikipedia: http ://en .wikipedia. org/wiki/Jehovah's_Witnesses (remove spaces of course)
#61 to #58 - dectomo (12/18/2012) [-]
'Nontrinitarianism includes all Christian belief systems that reject, wholly or partly, the doctrine of the Trinity'

"Distinct from mainstream Christianity"

Go to your room and think about what you've done wrong.
#63 to #61 - lafuerzadelpueblo (12/18/2012) [-]
the distinction from mainstream Christianity consists in: "JW’s believe that Jesus Christ was a perfect man, and that He is a person distinct from God the Father."
source: http ://www .christiananswers. net/q-eden/edn-r005.html

do a research yourself u dumbfuk
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#53 to #52 - jdbbx (12/18/2012) [-]
**jdbbx rolled a random image posted in comment #1908946 at FJ RPG **Your roll is so relevant.
#3 - sepheroth (12/17/2012) [-]
MFW Mormons are at the door
#23 to #3 - salsawin (12/18/2012) [-]
I served a mission, and I have to say that if you answered the door like that we would just laugh and probably high five you.
User avatar #56 to #23 - douevensax (12/18/2012) [-]
I am also a mormon. A teacher. Where did you go?
#57 to #56 - salsawin (12/18/2012) [-]
I served in the south of Spain. Most worthwhile thing I ever did.
#12 to #3 - douevensax (12/18/2012) [-]







I completely understood what you were trying to express.
User avatar #13 to #12 - sepheroth (12/18/2012) [-]
That I need to start wearing that mask. You people are over thinking it if it wasn't obvious
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User avatar #15 to #14 - sepheroth (12/18/2012) [-]
Yeah they do, but not everyone has my amazing fashion sense and has one
#55 - zsabber ONLINE (12/18/2012) [-]
I'm a muslim, so my answer would be "Do YOU have a moment for Jesus Christ?"
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#48 - gersberms (12/18/2012) [-]
I once had a plan to throw rocks at them whenever they said "Jehova" but I was laughing too much at the plan to pull it off :3
User avatar #54 to #48 - jehova (12/18/2012) [-]
You say?
#59 to #54 - gersberms (12/18/2012) [-]
I have summoned you. Throw rocks at your people!
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User avatar #47 - robothuck (12/18/2012) [-]
******* MELVIN
#46 - orrla (12/18/2012) [-]
My Grandma does that. She's like yeah come in, and then she shoves HER religion down their throats instead. They are very good at debates she says, though she generally eggs them on. :P
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