Glorious Norwegians Master Race. Tags are a lie.... THE GLORIOUS MONARCHISTIC -. a EMPIRE BF " Cake
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#99 - karza (12/18/2012) [-]
Norvegia is glorious!
#18 - omenaaa (12/17/2012) [-]
#94 - Tatou (12/18/2012) [-]
This made me laugh so hard, I accidentally my clothes!
#242 - varric (12/18/2012) [-]
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what do you mean '' Little Norway''
#166 - melkevegen ONLINE (12/18/2012) [-]
#39 - gaupa (12/17/2012) [-]
>2012
>not being a member of the aryan scandinavian masterrace
isshyggidippybop
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User avatar #185 - alekshm (12/18/2012) [-]
That norwegian wall against ******* dosen't seem to be working!
User avatar #187 to #185 - satyrico (12/18/2012) [-]
Oslo is the new wall against ******* . Nice to live futher north.
User avatar #190 to #187 - alekshm (12/18/2012) [-]
You're totally right. We should let the achmed's take Oslo and make Trondheim or Tromsø the new capital.
User avatar #209 to #190 - Shramin ONLINE (12/18/2012) [-]
We should remake Trondheim into the capital again.
Oslo has only been the capital for 87 years.
User avatar #214 to #209 - alekshm (12/18/2012) [-]
I support this.
#123 - bjartur (12/18/2012) [-]
Faroe Islands not mentioned, all 50.000 inhabitants rage
#120 - bjorngrim (12/18/2012) [-]
No!  Not my precious Sweden!
No! Not my precious Sweden!
User avatar #287 - vexaton ONLINE (12/18/2012) [-]
Are you serious!? I've had this picture sitting in my harddrive for a year, and it got front page?

Faen!
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User avatar #290 to #289 - vexaton ONLINE (12/18/2012) [-]
Yeah, you're off the hook, but the fact that I could've had those thumbs... Damn...
#336 - orrihaa (12/18/2012) [-]
wtf Norway
#156 - fourtwentt ONLINE (12/18/2012) [-]
#195 - jakim (12/18/2012) [-]
Denmark.. the home of LEGO!
#114 - fennoswede (12/18/2012) [-]
my poor sweden.... D:
User avatar #265 - johndapro (12/18/2012) [-]
Jesus **** this started a *********
#255 - anon (12/18/2012) [-]
Ok to end the discussion:

Sweden & Denmark only occupied us due to the ******* black plauge which killed 1/3 of the people.

Norway got something to support em long into the future. (Oil)

Swedes comes to Norway for work... (Say alot about the current situation in the crime forsaken country (Just take a look at Malmö)

Denmark is ok, they just are there not doing anything besides letting us buy cheap beer.

Norway > Denmark = Finland > Sweden

User avatar #256 to #255 - exicuton (12/18/2012) [-]
We gave you that oil. Ungrateful Norwegian.
#268 to #256 - obersten (12/18/2012) [-]
this is a true story guys, so listen up. When we (Norway) found our oil in the sea near us and our inhabitants, we offerd Sweden 50% of our incom from the oil we would find. The only obligasion in this deal, was that this would only happen if we would get a 20% share of the incom from Sweden's newly started Volvo production. The thing that is more stupid than Norway layng this deal on the table, was that Sweden declined and said that they thought it would not be "profitable" for them.
User avatar #266 to #256 - godblez (12/18/2012) [-]
You just spoke for our entire nation.
User avatar #270 to #266 - exicuton (12/18/2012) [-]
Well, yes. It is true though. Denmark gave away one of the world’s biggest oil reserves in the North Sea to Norway, which eventually made Norway to the wealthy country it is today.
#257 to #255 - habibijan (12/18/2012) [-]
Lol but we (Denmark) still ruled over you for quite a while. I thank you for your efforts in the various Danish-Swedish wars, but even in the later years Norway had way fewer people than Denmark, somewhere around the same amount as Slesvig-Holsten. We didn't rape and pillage you, but someone else would.

You're welcome.
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#269 to #260 - bulwark (12/18/2012) [-]
The Black Death/Plague happened in 1348 to 1350...


Denmark owned Norway not only during some of the viking age, but also from 1536 to 1660.

Soo... the plague wasn't even around at those times.
User avatar #274 to #269 - alven (12/18/2012) [-]
Christianity took over the Norse mythology around the year 1000. Ergo, bringing an end to the vikings, and made a sissy out of Norway. Witch again with the black plague made us even weaker. And did i mention that it took about 500 years to regain the population we had before the black plague. That means that Norway were independent somewhere in the 18th century(we had our own constitution in 1814, and we were free from Denmark, but came in an union with Sweden the same year but lasted only until 1905). I would rather say that Denmark didn't own Norway(since it was a union...Denmark was still Denmark and Norway was still Norway. They only had the same ruler/king) but helped them
#312 to #274 - anon (12/18/2012) [-]
Implying that Norway was the only country hit by the Black Death... ****** please!
User avatar #318 to #274 - bulwark (12/18/2012) [-]
The battle for Hastings was in 1066 and is widely considered the last year of the vikings... as a matter of fact, the norwegian viking chief Harald Hardrada was at that very same battle. And saying Norway turned to Christianity isn't and excuse, because so did Denmark.
User avatar #275 to #274 - alven (12/18/2012) [-]
helped us*
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User avatar #343 to #323 - bulwark (12/18/2012) [-]
Hah! you wish, your norwegian son of a whore. Denmark was actually the true viking country, we got **** done. Like commanding your sorry asses because you couldn't do **** yourself
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#358 to #344 - habibijan (12/23/2012) [-]
Have you ever heard of Danelagen, dickwad? It wasn't called Danelagen because Norwegians controlled it.
User avatar #345 to #344 - bulwark (12/18/2012) [-]
You seem to forget something ********** , the danes went westward. Do you know who happened to find vinland? the son of Erik the Red. yes, I know he was Norwegian, but do you know WHY his son found it? Because Erik was BANISHED to ******* Iceland for killing his neighbours unjustly. I would hardly call that taking "controll".

And then his son, one merry morning went sailing, well woop, what is this coast? well woop, imma call this place vinland.

I know enough about vikings... maybe YOU should get your **** together and learn something. Stupid piece of **** , who thinks he is something.
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User avatar #350 to #349 - bulwark (12/18/2012) [-]
Hah! you did no such thing, that was our danes ******** , ain't you fancy yourself a viking eh? You ain't nothing but a little bitch
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User avatar #356 to #351 - bulwark (12/19/2012) [-]
And YOU have proof? Oh no wait a second, you don't. So get down from whatever high horse you're up on, because the only cunt here is you. Deadlivingviking... psh, you're probably some foreign piece of **** anyway.
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User avatar #262 to #261 - exicuton (12/18/2012) [-]
plague*
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