Title.. That white line... :c. So I came home today to find this McDonald' s bag filled with garbage someone had dumped on my front lawn, but when I picked it u
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Title.. That white line... :c. So I came home today to find this McDonald' s bag filled with garbage someone had dumped on my front lawn, but when I picked it u

That white line... :c

So I came home today to find this
McDonald' s bag filled with garbage
someone had dumped on my front
lawn, but when I picked it up, I
noticed something inside...
The person had thrown out a bill with
their name and address on it, So
tomorrow, I' m going to return it to them,
and tell them that if they' re going to litter,
at least be smart enough to make sure
they don' t give away their personal
information in the process.
Green thumbs for a video of me
returning it tomorrow :3
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#53 - LemonNADE (12/17/2012) [-]
OP, I favorited this content. I will check back tomorrow and if you do not deliver on this video I will stalk your profile and thumb down everything you've ever posted, and anything you will post in the future.   
Don't 			*******		 let me down
OP, I favorited this content. I will check back tomorrow and if you do not deliver on this video I will stalk your profile and thumb down everything you've ever posted, and anything you will post in the future.
Don't ******* let me down
#143 to #53 - mranonnomore (12/17/2012) [-]
i second this!   
   
Pic is what you will see in your dreams(or nightmares) for all eternity if you do not deliver
i second this!

Pic is what you will see in your dreams(or nightmares) for all eternity if you do not deliver
User avatar #378 to #350 - chezburgadominator (12/18/2012) [-]
Hey guys, I took a **** in that bag!

******* hilarious.
#58 to #53 - pewdieman (12/17/2012) [-]
I'll help you brethtren
I'll help you brethtren
User avatar #455 - DaShae (12/18/2012) [-]
The world must be ending. A bag of McDonalds trash made it to #1 on the front page.
#177 - arturok (12/17/2012) [-]
Thats exactly what they want. When you get there they will put you to sleep with chloroform, then rape the **** out of you.
#150 - odio (12/17/2012) [-]
so he was searching through that bag full of garbage, found a letter and thinks he will be ultra badass wasting his time by giving it back to the guy.
#478 to #150 - newkiddo (02/17/2013) [-]
Let's see you take a **** in a bag and deliver it to a house filled to the brim with black people.
#467 to #150 - onceapiece (12/18/2012) [-]
He took a **** in that bag
User avatar #471 to #150 - TheExile (12/18/2012) [-]
Well... it was pretty funny when he gave them a bag with **** in the bottom of it.
User avatar #127 - mooghens (12/17/2012) [-]
Don't forget to **** in the bag before leaving it.
#129 to #127 - samoaspider ONLINE (12/17/2012) [-]
also lighting it.
#28 - sotalokki ONLINE (12/17/2012) [-]
User avatar #30 to #28 - fapperdefap (12/17/2012) [-]
lololololololololololo
User avatar #296 to #28 - demonchain ONLINE (12/17/2012) [-]
Actually, he did just deliver.
funnyjunk.com/movies/4306831/OP+delivers/
User avatar #14 - newkiddo (12/17/2012) [-]
Should I be polite, or a total dick about it? :c
User avatar #29 to #14 - fapperdefap (12/17/2012) [-]
you should put it at their door, ignite a smoke bomb in the bag, ring the bell, run away
User avatar #31 to #14 - alstorp (12/17/2012) [-]
Call the police
#32 to #14 - Rascal (12/17/2012) [-]
be a dick, put a rock in the bag and throw it through their window.
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#19 to #14 - hamfj (12/17/2012) [-]
**** in it and light it on fire.
User avatar #22 to #14 - mublerking (12/17/2012) [-]
If they have a daughter, **** her.
#24 to #14 - freeyourmind (12/17/2012) [-]
you should be anal rape-y about it
#388 to #14 - Rascal (12/18/2012) [-]
ruin his life.
User avatar #195 to #14 - errdayimfjing (12/17/2012) [-]
I don't know man, have you ever seen malcolm in the middle when Hal decides to dump trash on the garbage man's lawn? but he just gets a mountain of garbage placed on his own yard? if you haven't, go watch it. it's a great episode: season 6 ep 3 Standee.

Here's a link: You need to login to view this link

time begins at around 8:03
User avatar #421 to #14 - swimmingprodigy (12/18/2012) [-]
I agree; **** in it and light it on fire
User avatar #278 to #14 - brettyoke (12/17/2012) [-]
You should type out every line you've ever written. The constant :3, :c, and c: will lead him to suicide.
User avatar #124 to #14 - uzzwick (12/17/2012) [-]
Hide it somewhere they wont easily find it, but more easily smell it - like in some corner of their yard, or behind a bush or tree. After a while they'll start smelling it, and the smell will only get worse. Eventually it'll reach a point where they're too disgusted to be able to walk outdoors to get food and supplies. They'll die of starvation, trapped in the terrible prison they used to call home. And in their last of days, just as their time is running out, they will know it was you, for you are Newkiddo, protector of the weak and the doom of all evil.
#15 to #14 - Rascal (12/17/2012) [-]
Polite? Do they deserve polite? They left a bag of trash on your lawn...
Also: Will polite get you green thumbs on tomorrow's video?
User avatar #18 to #15 - newkiddo (12/17/2012) [-]
Haha Alright, I'll be a complete and total asshole xD
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#26 to #14 - noxaern (12/17/2012) [-]
When in doubt, be an asshole
User avatar #25 to #14 - dueljockey (12/17/2012) [-]
ring police fine them for littering on your lawn
#174 to #14 - cockasian (12/17/2012) [-]
seeing this made me happy, i really hope you do deliver OP!
User avatar #23 to #14 - iFail (12/17/2012) [-]
Empty all the stuff out of the bag in the middle of their lawn and then piss on it, so it goes soggy. Then knock the door to return the bag and tell them what you done.
User avatar #131 to #14 - maxismahname (12/17/2012) [-]
**** on his lawn. Come on, it'll be funny.
User avatar #21 to #14 - kolimm **User deleted account** (12/17/2012) [-]
be polite and show your dick
User avatar #107 to #14 - thatevanguy (12/17/2012) [-]
Be polite, but in that totally shame inducing kind of way, and if he's a douche about it, toss it through his window or leave it on his front steps.
User avatar #16 to #14 - ploppin (12/17/2012) [-]
you should be a total dick about it, i mean that ******* douche threw garbage on your lawn. Make him feel bad about it.
#103 to #16 - wagastragas (12/17/2012) [-]
and then op gets shot in the face
#238 to #16 - MrMeatStick (12/17/2012) [-]
this got 170+ thumbs!?!?
this got 170+ thumbs!?!?
User avatar #240 to #238 - ploppin (12/17/2012) [-]
Wanna know how??
User avatar #241 to #240 - MrMeatStick (12/17/2012) [-]
not really. ill just keep quiet, and be butthurt
User avatar #244 to #241 - ploppin (12/17/2012) [-]
ok.... I'll just sneak away into darkness.....
User avatar #239 to #238 - ploppin (12/17/2012) [-]
It sure did boy....... It sure did...
#370 to #345 - phatsno (12/18/2012) [-]
mfw it really was delievery and not dijourno
#457 - MyNameIsntCrookers (12/18/2012) [-]
what if a different guy put his enemy's letter in that bag knowing you would exact revenge on whoever would pull such a deed unto you?
#280 - Kew (12/17/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/movies/4306831/OP+delivers/

Op delivered, posted 3 minutes ago.
User avatar #285 to #280 - newkiddo (12/17/2012) [-]
How do I put the link in this description? :/ Sorry I'm new to this. :(
User avatar #292 to #285 - basilbrush (12/17/2012) [-]
It should say under the image "DELETE | EDIT CONTENT"
Click edit content and description should be there.
#289 to #285 - Kew (12/17/2012) [-]
Find edit on your page, click it, and copy and paste the URL from your new post in the description.
#293 to #289 - Kew (12/17/2012) [-]
If you click my profile in the top right corner and scroll down to your post you should be able to see it in plain sight.
User avatar #295 to #293 - newkiddo (12/17/2012) [-]
I can't edit it since it's been more than 30 minutes since it was posted D:
#301 to #295 - Kew (12/17/2012) [-]
that's strange, I guess you'll just have to post the link in the comments and hope for people to see it.
User avatar #208 to #157 - haveagoodone (12/17/2012) [-]
why exactly would you want to see a grown man hand someone a bag of his own trash? what is so thrilling about that?
#473 - maxmoefoe (12/18/2012) [-]
**maxmoefoe rolled a random image posted in comment #34 at Dat Adorable Plot ** MFW they got a bill from someone elses trash to trick you
#347 - sovietpolandtwo (12/18/2012) [-]
What if he stole the mail of someone he hates, and then planted it on your porch with the litter, so that you'd do the dirty work for him, and he wouldn't get caught?
User avatar #348 to #347 - newkiddo (12/18/2012) [-]
I'd give them a thumb for their evil yet amazing plans D:
#154 - lockzph (12/17/2012) [-]
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#96 - edzeppelin (12/17/2012) [-]
Rape and kill his entire family, that'll show him!
Rape and kill his entire family, that'll show him!
User avatar #100 to #96 - dasterdlygentleman (12/17/2012) [-]
of course!
User avatar #117 to #100 - edzeppelin (12/17/2012) [-]
Classic payback prank!
User avatar #188 to #117 - dasterdlygentleman (12/17/2012) [-]
hell yes!!!
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#37 - mgarrigan (12/17/2012) [-]
am i the only one who doesnt find this funny
am i the only one who doesnt find this funny
User avatar #43 to #37 - blbrian (12/17/2012) [-]
United we stand
#122 to #37 - funmanigro (12/17/2012) [-]
Finally someone of my own kind
Finally someone of my own kind
#39 to #37 - dingojohn (12/17/2012) [-]
you are not alone, friend
you are not alone, friend
User avatar #59 to #37 - pewdieman (12/17/2012) [-]
It's not about being funny, It's about sending a message.
#386 - Rascal (12/18/2012) [-]
funnyjunk.com/movies/4306831/OP+delivers/
obviously hes not fat guysss
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