If you shake hands like this. i hate you.. I hate it when I go in for a handshake and the other person turns it into a weird hand slap thing and I don't know what to do.
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User avatar #18 - friednazi (12/17/2012) [-]
I hate it when I go in for a handshake and the other person turns it into a weird hand slap thing and I don't know what to do.
User avatar #43 to #18 - Ivandrago (12/17/2012) [-]
And it is for that reason I have no idea how to shake hands with black people.
#2 - awesomechardey (12/16/2012) [-]
Do you hate the right or the left one?
User avatar #25 to #4 - gnillort (12/17/2012) [-]
I'm freaking out right now. That is so cool.
User avatar #5 to #4 - thebestsoccerplay (12/17/2012) [-]
Turkey
User avatar #6 to #5 - viscerys (12/17/2012) [-]
Indeed.
#3 - alkassim (12/16/2012) [-]
Hate is to hard. But in general I don't like that whole handshaking.
While I smile and go through the ritual I really find it annoying to first great a room full of people one by one and then go at it again when you leave.
Just wink and be done would be cool with me.
User avatar #7 to #3 - armflailingtubeman (12/17/2012) [-]
Yeah, its inconvenient and spreads more germs than if you were to go and kiss everyone in the room.
User avatar #22 to #3 - lasmamoe (12/17/2012) [-]
Exactly.

People think im anti-social because i'd rather just wave and say "Hi", instead of going around shaking hands with 20 people i already know.
User avatar #52 to #3 - haemons (12/17/2012) [-]
My main issue is the germs, seems like not many guys wash their hands after the toilet. I don't want to touch your hand after you've been handling your dick. Then there is the sweaty/wet hands, you shake their hand and it immediately becomes awkward when you feel the moisture and you have to discretely wipe your hand on your pants or something without them or anyone noticing.
#27 - phanact (12/17/2012) [-]
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User avatar #21 - kuraithevision (12/17/2012) [-]
Sometimes it's also where the other person grips the hand. Happens to me and I get stuck with my hand stiffly held in his or hers because they grab my fingers first.
#24 to #21 - milson (12/17/2012) [-]
OH GOD, I HATE THAT!
OH GOD, I HATE THAT!
#36 - nooc (12/17/2012) [-]
People who use some weird fresh prince secret handshake nonsense the first time you meet.   
I mean neat and what ever, but how do you expect me to follow your little hand dance when we only just 			*******		 met.
People who use some weird fresh prince secret handshake nonsense the first time you meet.
I mean neat and what ever, but how do you expect me to follow your little hand dance when we only just ******* met.
User avatar #23 - davisdamen (12/17/2012) [-]
i used to have a very weak handshake
then i discovered masturbation
User avatar #15 - KayRed (12/17/2012) [-]
Your area between your thumb and index finger must be firmly pressed into the other persons same area.
User avatar #16 to #15 - KayRed (12/17/2012) [-]
I do realize that I just explained how to shake a hand, when everyone knows how to shake a hand, but still...
#19 to #16 - John Cena (12/17/2012) [-]
but so many people actually don't know how...
User avatar #32 - yunoknow (12/17/2012) [-]
why are ******* so talented at handshakes?
User avatar #20 - lronman (12/17/2012) [-]
who do you hate, the guy who puts his hand out, or the guy who clenches
#35 - hyeroshi (12/17/2012) [-]
Men are supposed to shake hands like men and see who can give the strongest grip during the shake. While shaking a woman's hand, you do it lightly as a form of courtesy.

It annoys me when I shake hands with another guy and he gives me some dainty little handshake that a toddler could break. Strong handshakes form strong bonds.
#12 - serotonin (12/17/2012) [-]
I dont know who I hate more...dead fish types or those HULK break! types
User avatar #30 - mettih (12/17/2012) [-]
Left hand has nail polish on it, if nail polish its probably a girl. If a girl.. Thats one ugly girl hand..
+1
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User avatar #9 - mylodoo (12/17/2012) [-]
why does that really manly hand have nail polish on?
#39 - dickthebutt (12/17/2012) [-]
Which way? the one on the right or the one on the left?
#40 to #39 - skinbabies (12/17/2012) [-]
So you're retarded.
Good for you
#41 to #40 - dickthebutt (12/17/2012) [-]
Just answer
#44 to #42 - dickthebutt (12/17/2012) [-]
okay, lets see it this way:
Maybe he's refering to the one on the left, beacuse he shakes hands without no motivation at all and that's not what it's supposed to be a handshake
Maybe he's refering to the one on the right because he's strongly shaking the hand when the other one is obviously not doing so strongly....
Can you see my point? Why am i misunderstood?
User avatar #51 to #44 - Loon (12/17/2012) [-]
You make a valid point, I think. Looking at other comments, too, it becomes apparent that not everyone perceived it as your critics did. I think both ways of looking at it could apply, meaning that it could be the left hand being too lose, thus seeming indifferent, or it could be the right hand being way too forceful, I agree with you on this, although I saw it as the lose hand at first. Depends how you look at it. It seems pretty arrogant to state that the image can only be perceived one way...
#56 to #51 - dickthebutt (12/17/2012) [-]
Thanks for making me think that not everyone here is a ******* douchebag
#46 to #44 - skinbabies (12/17/2012) [-]
asspie detected
#45 to #44 - choppedup (12/17/2012) [-]
but it's so ******* obvious which one he's referring to
#26 - FightClub (12/17/2012) [-]
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if you're referring to the hand with the firm grip, don't be such a pussy and exert some effort in your grasps to directly convey some dignity and masculinity that you probably don't have to portray in any other form
User avatar #28 to #26 - AnusDestroyer (12/17/2012) [-]
He means people that grab too fast and crush the tips of your fingers leaving you unable to grasp and looking like a beetch
#57 to #28 - FightClub (12/17/2012) [-]
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good, good
User avatar #17 - kinglobster (12/17/2012) [-]
i hate when people reach out to shake my hand. i dont know if its more awkward to pretend i didnt notice or give them my limp wrist of a hand shake.
User avatar #55 to #17 - Loon (12/17/2012) [-]
Why don't you just give them a proper handshake?
#10 - John Cena (12/17/2012) [-]
I do it to everyone I can. I squeeze too soon to grip the fingers instead of the hand. It makes it seem like THEY gave a weak handshake, when instead, I did it on purpose. Then they feel stupid and it gives the impression that I am unconsciously superior than them.


>Inb4 people saying it just makes me a douchebag and disregarding the logic and science behind the human thought process.
User avatar #34 to #10 - misfitxcreepx (12/17/2012) [-]
The thing is, when that happens to most people, they don't think that they are giving a weak handshake. Most likely the people you have done this to have thought "wow, this kid doesn't know how to give a proper handshake."
User avatar #11 to #10 - MythBuster (12/17/2012) [-]
actually it makes you seem like a pussy..
Thumb to the side, palm down, nice firm handshake = Alpha
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