I knew thee well. A serviceable villain, as duteous to the vices of thy mistress.. Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, i as badness would DESIRE
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#13 - lordbyronxiv ONLINE (12/16/2012) [-]
She gave you the right number by accident? That's what OP gets for hitting on potato.
She gave you the right number by accident? That's what OP gets for hitting on potato.
User avatar #1 - dawggz ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
Voilà! In view, a humble vaudevillian veteran, cast vicariously as both victim and villain by the vicissitudes of Fate. This visage, no mere veneer of vanity, is a vestige of the vox populi, now vacant, vanished. However, this valorous visitation of a by-gone vexation, stands vivified and has vowed to vanquish these venal and virulent vermin vanguarding vice and vouchsafing the violently vicious and voracious violation of volition.
User avatar #9 to #1 - itrooztrooperdown ONLINE (12/16/2012) [-]
I also want somebody to love but I won't find it. So I just sit here and write unrelated stuff. I want to have sex aswell... but I'm not sure. Maybe I foumd in you somebody I could **** . I hope you real. You for real. You real, ****** . You real. ****** . ****** . Good luck and best wishes. ****** .
#10 to #9 - dawggz ONLINE (12/16/2012) [-]
... uh ?
... uh ?
User avatar #4 to #1 - nelflover (12/16/2012) [-]
Are you like a crazy person?
User avatar #2 to #1 - ajaxthegreat (12/15/2012) [-]
Bam to behold, a public bulletin board, built of both brilliance and barbarity by bastards with boners. This bastion, no mere bulwark of boredom, is a brutal barrage of blistering ******** , barely benevolent... but behind the bigotry and boobs, beyond the bitter broadcasts of bragging buffoons: here be the body politic. A brotherhood of blasphemy, blessed with more balls than brains, battling the bland, the bogus, the benign. Bedlam? Bring it on. But I babble... better to be brief.
You may call me /b/.
User avatar #3 to #2 - dawggz ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
bravo sir, nice copypasta I am truly impressed and I have never before heard of it's existence.
User avatar #5 to #3 - nelflover (12/16/2012) [-]
I can't see your quotation marks either, so stop bitching like a faggot.
User avatar #6 to #5 - dawggz ONLINE (12/16/2012) [-]
are you mentally challenged? I complimented him.
User avatar #7 to #6 - nelflover (12/16/2012) [-]
I appear to understand sheldons frustration with socializing. Especially when sarcastic sayings no longer apply
User avatar #8 to #7 - oceanwaffle (12/16/2012) [-]
... so stupid
User avatar #11 - nigman (12/16/2012) [-]
repost
#16 - AnonymousDonor ONLINE (12/16/2012) [-]
i can do you one worse OP:   
   
-be hanging out in the university library   
-girl from vegas known across campus as being an easy slut walks in   
-approaches me as i'm studying alone in the corner   
-says hi and chats me up (we've talked before)   
-asks for my number and puts it in her phone; i do the same    
-call her next day    
-"who the 			****		 is this how did you get my number?"   
   
my reaction when girl makes all the moves and still shuts me down
i can do you one worse OP:

-be hanging out in the university library
-girl from vegas known across campus as being an easy slut walks in
-approaches me as i'm studying alone in the corner
-says hi and chats me up (we've talked before)
-asks for my number and puts it in her phone; i do the same
-call her next day
-"who the **** is this how did you get my number?"

my reaction when girl makes all the moves and still shuts me down
#17 to #16 - John Cena (03/23/2013) [-]
I'm just here to remind you of this horrible failure.
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