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accidentally learning

The Nobel Peace Prim medal depicts 3 naked
men with their hands on each others shoulders.
Fortune cookies were actually invented in
America, not china
A hurricane releases more energy in 10
minutes, than all the world' s nuclear
weapons combined.
Each k g a deck of play g cards represents a great
king from history: spades - King David: Clubs - Alexander
the Great; and Diamonds - MIN:
The strongest muscle in proportion to its
size In the human only is the tongue
Every time you lick a stamp, you' re consuming
1/ 10 of a calorie
Humans are the only primates that don' t have
pigment in the palms of their hands.
A cockroach will live nine days without it' s
head, before it starve: to death.
areas (killer whales) k sharks by
torpedoing up into to shark' s stomach
from underneath, causing the shark to
No word In the English language rhymes with
month, orange, silver, and purple.
Einstein couldn' t speak fluently when he was
nine. His parents thought he might be retarded.
Most lipstick contains fish scales
Donald Duck comics were banned from
Finland because he doesn' t wear trousers
Clans of long ago that wanted to get rid of their
unwanted people without killing them used to
bum their houses down - hence the expression
to get fired."
The most common name in the world is
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#24 - Welshhobo (12/15/2012) [-]
1. A Nobel peace prize features a portrait of Alfred Nobel on it. The back side changes regularly.
2. They were invented in Tokyo, Japan. They are called tsujiura senbei.
3. True
4. True
5. Urban myth
6. True
7. Only on US stamps, UK stamps contain 5.9 calories, more for larger stamps.
8. True
9. Closer to a month than 9 days.
10. True
11. False - they have a neural network running through their body. Its basically a brain, but not as most are familiar with.
12. True
13. Month - uneath, dunth, millionth, eleventh. Orange - sporange, lozenge. Silver - chilver, wilver, dilver, bereaver. Purple - turtle, hurple, curple
14. False. The bottle was green, this led morons to think i was green. If it were true then mountain dew would look radioactive and not like piss.
15. True. He never spoke properly until he was 9 years old and having dinner and said "The soup is too hot." His parents asked why he had never said a word before. Albert replied, "Because up to now everything was in order."
16. True, only those which offer a "shine".
17. Half true. Ketchup was sold as a condiment as it is now, but was advertised as extremely healthy for you and could cure baldness or athletes foot.
18. Complete ********
19. Not confirmed. Loads of theories, this isn't even a particularly favored one.
20. Muhammed*

Would not believe.
User avatar #319 to #24 - condormcninja (12/16/2012) [-]
It's delicious piss though. Like God's piss.
User avatar #321 to #24 - condormcninja (12/16/2012) [-]
12 is true.

Thank ******* Christ.
User avatar #404 to #24 - andalitemadness (12/16/2012) [-]
That's not true about Einstein, he actually excelled in his first school. The anecdote you referred to is an old German joke and I don't know why you thought it had anything to do with Einstein.
#298 to #24 - anon (12/16/2012) [-]
#8 what about ****** ?
#310 to #298 - bene (12/16/2012) [-]
#48 to #24 - megashot ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
User avatar #30 to #24 - ttotheroll (12/15/2012) [-]
18. It was an urban legend, the real story was, that in 1977, the politicans in Helsinki decided to ban Donald Duck, because they thought, they were spending money on mindless American comics.
User avatar #65 to #30 - findash (12/15/2012) [-]
Well the ban didn't last very long then.
User avatar #36 to #24 - chris chris (12/15/2012) [-]
for your revised list: number 6 is false.
its a common misconception. the four muscles that make up the tongue are actually relatively weak comparatively. the strongest muscle is one of the jaw mustles
User avatar #132 to #24 - mrblatherblather (12/15/2012) [-]
Someone want to explain "wilver" and "dilver"?

I don't think these are real words. They aren't in an actual dictionary, just Urban Dictionary. Also, eleventh, lozenge, bereaver, and turtle are only half-rhymes
#157 to #24 - tryhardknight (12/16/2012) [-]
strangely 12 is correct,however the shark does not blow up in a conventional sense. Vital organs such as the swim bladder would rupture; some call this exploding but everything remains internal, no Michael Bay shenanigans. Perhaps what is more interesting is that there is another technique employed by the orcas; instead of ramming the shark, they simply turn it over onto its back. This causes the shark to go into a catatonic state, much like if you were to spin around constantly for 5 minutes. This paralyses the shark and gives the orca(s) a chance to eat the shark whilst it is still alive without being harmed.

>Discovery Channel
>Aspiring Marine Biologist
User avatar #294 to #24 - wiredguy ONLINE (12/16/2012) [-]
Albert Einstein can't have gone up until 9 without speaking.
He mastered advanced calculus by the time he was 15.
Plus, children learn how to speak by practice.
There is absolutely no way he could have done that, his tongue wouldn't have been able to make the motions.
Not to mention the reason we learn to speak is because its useful to us, communication. If it served no purpose to him we wouldn't have picked it up.

Also, humans do have pigments in the palms of their hands.
Less, certainly, but not none.
Without being racist, compare the palm of a black guy with an albino sufferer (who has no pigmentation, melanin). The black guy's are a lot darker, if lighter than the rest of his body.
User avatar #353 to #294 - Welshhobo (12/16/2012) [-]
"He never spoke properly until he was 9 years old"
User avatar #362 to #353 - wiredguy ONLINE (12/16/2012) [-]
I... I don't understand the relevance of this.
It's wrong. That's impossible.
User avatar #188 to #24 - axlsummer (12/16/2012) [-]
Month - eleventh ?! am i saying it wrong because i don't think that rhymes
#81 to #24 - devilmay (12/15/2012) [-]
I just got smarter, +1 intelligence
#204 to #24 - anon (12/16/2012) [-]
Although the words in #13 do technically rhyme, they're slant rhymes
User avatar #192 to #24 - giblets (12/16/2012) [-]
The Einstin one isn't confirmed, however I don't think I believe it because there is an old German joke that goes the same way.
User avatar #41 to #24 - ciza (12/15/2012) [-]
Number 12 isn't fully correct.
They do ram into sharks, but it's to turn them upside down, then the hold them there as it starves the shark of oxygen and it dies
User avatar #42 to #41 - Welshhobo (12/15/2012) [-]
They barge into them, causing internal organs to rupture and often tearing their skin. Not exactly an explosion, but a similar effect.
User avatar #225 to #24 - futuramafan (12/16/2012) [-]
did you really just correct the spelling of Muhammad? There are so many spellings, you just wanted to take off an extra point
User avatar #261 to #225 - Welshhobo (12/16/2012) [-]
I didn't take that point.
User avatar #35 to #24 - smokedmeatlog (12/15/2012) [-]
I am so glad 12 is true, but I really wanted 11 to be true, also.
#300 to #24 - kurorokuro ONLINE (12/16/2012) [-]
Morons thought you were green?
User avatar #26 to #24 - BrayBoy ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
the rhyming one also depends on your accent.
#218 to #24 - anon (12/16/2012) [-]
Don't stop... bereaving
#173 to #24 - Viggiator (12/16/2012) [-]
mfw your correction to number 15.
#4 - fourtwentt (12/15/2012) [-]
dude youre gonna get us killed
#102 - noonesperfect (12/15/2012) [-]
OH MY GOD fact nr.18 are you retarded..?
#349 - jeppetp (12/16/2012) [-]
Purple rhymes with Gurple which is a horse butt...
Pic related..
User avatar #373 to #349 - MoooP (12/16/2012) [-]
it's curple, not gurple.
#453 to #373 - jeppetp (12/16/2012) [-]
Oops :P
#469 to #453 - Gurple (12/17/2012) [-]
You mentioned me?
User avatar #369 to #349 - xalbobx (12/16/2012) [-]
Also it rhymes with Hurple Which means a limp.
#339 - victoryismine (12/16/2012) [-]
Purple. Nurple.
Purple. Nurple.
#78 - lordcuntdestroyer (12/15/2012) [-]
Donald Duck cosplay is frowned upon in most places
#101 to #78 - dryctael (12/15/2012) [-]
Yes it is, but it's not banned in Finland   
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#324 - thereactionfolder (12/16/2012) [-]
Mfw David of Spades
#174 - joshlols (12/16/2012) [-]
I have learned from my childhood that something does indeed rhyme with purple.
And that something is nurple.
FunnyJunk, I learned that the hard way.
#383 - mrcrowleysr (12/16/2012) [-]
matches were invented in 600 AD lighters during the 16th century, most of those facts are fake
matches were invented in 600 AD lighters during the 16th century, most of those facts are fake
#388 - walkingdisaster (12/16/2012) [-]
He's actually holding that giant ass cockroach...
User avatar #405 to #388 - hyeroshi (12/16/2012) [-]
That's a hissing cockroach if I remember correctly. Apparently they make good pets.
#263 - grimmwaters ONLINE (12/16/2012) [-]
#187 - qtipd (12/16/2012) [-]
2. false, they were invented in japan (although somewhat different) they were called o-mikuji.
4.false. matches have been found to date back to the 1650's (ish) obviously before the lighter
5.false, cards were invented in asia before any of those kings were born
6.true and false, since there are more then one ways to measure strength, although the heart is more agreed upon as the strongest.
8.false, if we didn't have pigment our hands would be completely translucent
#193 to #187 - yolofag (12/16/2012) [-]
no thats not true





SPARTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #198 to #187 - gantzel (12/16/2012) [-]
5. true, playing cards have existed for a very long time indeed, however they have had many differen designs. The one we use today is the one described by OP
#217 to #198 - qtipd (12/16/2012) [-]
#232 to #217 - gantzel (12/16/2012) [-]
well, wikipedia says otherwise!
#243 to #232 - qtipd (12/16/2012) [-]
wiki is i site that anyone can post and edit. snopes is an online myth busters
User avatar #409 to #243 - gantzel (12/16/2012) [-]
so uuh its a draw then?
#464 to #409 - qtipd (12/16/2012) [-]
haha not quite
#242 to #232 - anon (12/16/2012) [-]
You... Believe Wikipedia?
#208 to #187 - qtipd (12/16/2012) [-]
9. false, it's closer to a month depending on when and how much they ate before they lost their head
12.false, they hunt like that and internal organs rupture but no visible explosion
13.true, they have no perfect rhymes
14false, it would be green without the caramel dye in it but that has always been an ingredient
15.true but he taught himself calculus when he was 11 so that sorta makes up for it
18.false, oh so very false
factcheck yo ****
#249 to #245 - qtipd (12/16/2012) [-]
the word you're thinking of is sporangium. sporange is not a word
#83 - microfan **User deleted account** (12/15/2012) [-]
door hinge
User avatar #95 to #83 - acannibalbaby (12/15/2012) [-]
I remember that off of Drake and Josh.
User avatar #92 to #83 - Jackimole (12/15/2012) [-]
Door hinge is two words, not one.
Also, you can definitely make an argument about whether ange rhymes with inge.
User avatar #93 to #92 - microfan **User deleted account** (12/15/2012) [-]
well yeah but it still rhymes
User avatar #126 to #92 - floopdawhoop ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
Now it's one.
User avatar #206 to #126 - Jackimole (12/16/2012) [-]
Now-it's-one is now one word.
#11 - mookiez (12/15/2012) [-]
This image has expired
I want to see the shark explode.
#438 - bighairybacon (12/16/2012) [-]

Door hinge
#465 to #438 - qtipd (12/16/2012) [-]
say them both normally and aloud
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#299 - anon (12/16/2012) [-]
obviously you haven't heard of a purple nurple.
User avatar #76 - fouringer (12/15/2012) [-]
and orange- an AHHRange (orange with a scottish accent)
User avatar #91 to #76 - mercurry (12/15/2012) [-]
#432 - anon (12/16/2012) [-]
The one about the rhymes is wrong.
"Orange" rhymes with "sporange" (another word for sporangium);
"Silver" rhymes with "chilver" (a female lamb);
"Month" rhymes with "oneth" (a fractional part of an integer ending in one);
"Purple" rhymes with "curple" (the hindquarters of a horse or donkey) and "hirple" (to walk with a limp).
User avatar #440 to #432 - fencingchamp (12/16/2012) [-]
ermagerd mer lerg brerk ser ner erm hirpleer arernd ervry werr
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