Please Help. . Steam Profile Billy "Smiles" Evans _ Profile __ Billy Tuvalu 1 My name is Billy Evans. lam a very sick little boy. My mother is typing this for m
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My name is Billy Evans. lam a very sick little boy.
My mother is typing this for me, because . She is crying. The reason she is so sad is
because I' m so sick. Incas born without a body. doesn‘ t hurt. except when ltry to
breathe.
The doctors -. -e me an artificial body. " a burlap bag filled with leaches. "he doctors said
that wasthe best they could do on account of us having no money or insurance.
wwould like to have a body transplant. but we need more money. Mommy doesn' t work
because she said nobody hires crying people. ssaid. Cont cry. |. Romany' and she hugged
my burlap bag. Mommy always was me hugs. Even though she a allergic to burlap and it makes her sneeze and chafes her real
bad.
ihope you will help me. ‘foo can help me if you post this message you can. Dr. Johnson said that every time this
message is posted. Bill Gates up with AOL and send a NASA. with that funding. , will collect prayers from
school children all over; -america and havethe astronauts take them up into space so that the angels can hearth's better.
hen they will come back to earth and go to the Pope. and he will take up a collection in church and send all the money to the
doctors. We doctors could help me get betterthan. Maybe one day I will be able to play baseball. Right now loan only be third base.
ltry to be happy, but its hard. luish lead a kitty. luish ccould hold a kitty. luish Icould hold a kitty that wouldnt chew on me and
try to bury its toms in the leases of my burlap body. luish that leery much.
Billy Smiles Evans
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Submitted: 12/15/2012
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#1 - anonymous (12/15/2012) [-]
dude fuckin loled
User avatar #2 - grantika (12/18/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I think I've seen this before.
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