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User avatar #2 - demrogz
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(12/15/2012) [-]
Woah, I didn't know the iPhone 20 had been released yet!
#57 to #2 - saladtongsofdeath
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#13 - smoklax
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(12/15/2012) [-]
must give credz for making up a story so quickly the sent time was the same
User avatar #172 to #13 - megustaculo
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The guy has talent, yo
User avatar #67 to #13 - JoshBauer
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(12/15/2012) [-]
If you had an iPhone you'd know that the sent time doesn't change every time a new message is sent/received.
#240 to #67 - smoklax
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(12/16/2012) [-]
i am aware of that, as i actually do have an iphone.
it changes every 20 minutes, my point is still valid.

so suck it dude-with-stupid-ass-flag-avatar!
User avatar #241 to #240 - JoshBauer
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(12/16/2012) [-]
Lol what are you, 4 years old? Jealous of the red white and blue?
Also, your point isn't valid you ******* moron. Does it actually take you 20 mins to just text?
#242 to #241 - smoklax
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(12/16/2012) [-]
you get aggressive quickly don't you? :D
my age has no relation, but im 20 if that makes you feel better.
it was a joke redneck, but 'murica ftw right?
User avatar #243 to #242 - JoshBauer
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(12/16/2012) [-]
What country are you from?
#244 to #243 - smoklax
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(12/17/2012) [-]
Denmark my man, vikings

< look at the pretty purple
User avatar #245 to #244 - JoshBauer
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(12/18/2012) [-]
My ancestors were vikings. You're cool.
#56 - thefuzzywalrus
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(12/15/2012) [-]
dear god thats a horrible way to get someone to **** off... but i must admit it was pretty funny
#63 - lecharlie
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(12/15/2012) [-]
But what if it really was David from second grade?
#23 - mootootoo
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(12/15/2012) [-]
Nice phone
#36 - tehlulzbringer
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#47 - mattdoggy
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#7 - gentlememe
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I especially like the part where that never happened.
User avatar #78 to #7 - mcliiimon
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it actually happened, a guy on reddit posted it

reddit doesnt lie
#52 - bemmo
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That was amazing
That was amazing
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