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David y u do dis

III ATAT LTE PM 50% [Hit
Add Contact
I' m David. Your contact
last month has ‘W D "
Go to
re' and try .
Illia' I
its
ll I don' t know who this lah' i
From like and I
grade?!
Dude I haven' t talked to '
you in forever! Holy ****
iall man!
How have you been?! I' K!
heard you got married to
Karen. Dude. that' s
Tem
int admit it was 'is) little q
weird for me when you
two started dating given
our history. but I' m so
stoked for you.
mean, she was like my q
girlfriend for 'it', years and
we were engaged.
job because of my
I Then you know I lost my I
problem...
And then lost our house q
because of my cocaine
problem...
And then there' s the fact I q
started beating her
senseless because I was
lashing out and she was
the always the closet thing
around that made me feel
ghetto when I hit it...
that limp after I pushed her
the stairs‘?
We trees she still walk with I
Isaw'
God, memories man, ya I
know‘?
Actually don' t tell I
said that. She probably
won' t think it' s funny. She
doesn' t really talk to Teri,
anymore. !; did her
reconstructive jaw surgery
to least is made her fat q
ass skinny because she
had to eat through a straw
right?! you owe me a
tta beer for that one dude.
Tem
iall still have a lot of her stuff q
actually.
She got that restraining '
order against me so I
didn' t know what to do
with it so it' s just in a bot:
sitting ' the middle of my
barren living room.
Sometimes when I pick Mi
a bottle and skip out on
my as meetings I just sit
here and stare at it. d
ily
Me. actually making me q
kinda sad right now. No
one could bum my
dinner or take 'is) hit like her
you know?
looked inside this box. All
this stuff and memories. ,
Damn, I shouldn' t have
iit want ftt, Ti back (
stop.
Then don' t text me this q
stupid contest ****
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User avatar #2 - demrogz ONLINE (12/15/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Woah, I didn't know the iPhone 20 had been released yet!
#13 - smoklax (12/15/2012) [+] (8 replies)
must give credz for making up a story so quickly the sent time was the same
#56 - thefuzzywalrus (12/15/2012) [-]
dear god thats a horrible way to get someone to **** off... but i must admit it was pretty funny
#63 - lecharlie (12/15/2012) [-]
But what if it really was David from second grade?
#23 - mootootoo (12/15/2012) [-]
Nice phone
#47 - mattdoggy (12/15/2012) [-]
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#7 - gentlememe (12/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I especially like the part where that never happened.
#52 - bemmo (12/15/2012) [+] (2 replies)
That was amazing
That was amazing
#128 - kaboomz (12/15/2012) [+] (4 replies)
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what i saw
#99 - midnightflower (12/15/2012) [-]
David's face when he keeps getting texts.
David's face when he keeps getting texts.
#11 - vilmowd (12/15/2012) [+] (4 replies)
wow OP i can't believe that you have such a large iphone screen
#6 - trollins ONLINE (12/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
That's a long Iphone you got there.
#65 - coolgabe (12/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Thats gotta be one big ass Iphone
User avatar #120 - fpsjoseph (12/15/2012) [-]
iphone 10 screen size
#44 - mrmuttonchopz ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
10/10
10/10
#53 - werefinding (12/15/2012) [-]
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#206 - digitalpixel (12/15/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#190 - usmcoorah (12/15/2012) [-]
WHO CARES IF ITS 						*******					 FAKE. HAVE AN IMAGINATION, ITS A FUNNY SCENARIO.
WHO CARES IF ITS ******* FAKE. HAVE AN IMAGINATION, ITS A FUNNY SCENARIO.
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