Ask Her Out!. . ova! ‘mane! TEN MINUTES?!. I wonder why nobody cropped this yet. Well, here it is.


What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#31 - mayormilkman (12/14/2012) [-]
I wonder why nobody cropped this yet.

Well, here it is.
#225 to #31 - garvielxloken (12/15/2012) [-]
I feel that more could be done with this as well.
#3 - waaw (12/14/2012) [-]
That is not how humans speak
User avatar #132 to #3 - bulbakip (12/15/2012) [-]
This is how I speak!
#101 - breakfastlunch (12/15/2012) [-]
This is what I originally read. What's the Internet done to me?
#235 to #101 - SHAMU (12/15/2012) [-]
I made this the last time content from this artist was posted.
User avatar #112 to #101 - amuro (12/15/2012) [-]
Internet showed your true self to the world :D
#1 - grievver (12/14/2012) [-]
I'm just gonna take this... and pay with a greenie.

#74 to #68 - gisuar (12/15/2012) [-]
wasn't there another picture in which a dick knocked that heart out and said call her too?
#60 - mezuki (12/15/2012) [-]
Dat feel when you miss the perfect opportunity to tell her you like her.
Dat feel when you miss the perfect opportunity to tell her you like her.
#4 - voltkills (12/14/2012) [-]
great idea i should ask my crush out... o wait im a ******* coward and ******* cant do it. **** .
#28 to #4 - anon (12/14/2012) [-]
lol gayboy fagit douevnlift? udungoofedboy
User avatar #30 to #28 - voltkills (12/14/2012) [-]
ok annon, sure thing bro.
#67 to #28 - Capit (12/15/2012) [-]
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#55 to #4 - anon (12/15/2012) [-]
Can I give you a tip, from a random guy (that's me)?

First rule of relationship: You do not fall in love (or passion or whatever other word you use) with the girl that you want to date. Love may come with the date, maybe with the friendship.

You know I was like you... I still am like you, a little... I had a crush with a girl in my classroom. As the musician that i am i used this as inspirations to the songs. One day I discovered that those songs were really sad and so was my life! It was a shock! I almost fell in depression.

It was hard... You and everybody knows how hard is to deal with a girl that you have a crush. I was thinking: "Why do i need her? There is no reason, you ******* idiot", hittin' myself and i went even more depressed.

But one day talking to myself I decided: " **** that **** ... I'm no longer with love with that girl!". However i need somebody to censor all that love stuff that was borning within my head. I created one censorship, a samurai-like that slashed all those thinkings. Although this could look funny, it has worked

I forget that girl and went in a life of gaming, music and surf. I stop loving girls, just meeting then and knowing their history. With this "strategy" i get my first girlfriend and two more.

I'm not saying to burn and forget what love is. Just don't apply with girls that you barely know. Meet then and then take your conclusion. But meet ALL the girls. Even the ugly ones and the fat ones. All of then have a great story behind her skins. Like all people you know...

ps. Forget that crush thing. For now on there are the girls that you can date and those you can't. In the second includes girls too pretty or too away. (or no if you are good at getting laid)

ps². Doesn't mean that one thing that worked with me will work with you. The message is that you can't keep that way. Change it. Don't be afraid.

ps³: I still use the samurai censorship if you are curious. He works a lot.
User avatar #102 to #55 - mycatlookedatme (12/15/2012) [-]
By the way, that's not how you do extra PS notes.

ps: You just add extra p's
pps: Like so.
ppps: If you go any further than ppp you look stupid.
pppps: Like so.
#24 to #4 - idoliam (12/14/2012) [-]
Okay, worst she could do is say no, right? If she does, it's only awkward for a few days or so. Once that passes, you can still be friends.
Okay, worst she could do is say no, right? If she does, it's only awkward for a few days or so. Once that passes, you can still be friends.
#103 to #4 - angelmatvey (12/15/2012) [-]
I'll share my thoughts, I guess.

Okay, first thing, don't be clingy. I know a guy who wants to sit next to me every single day on the bus and walk with me to class every single day and talk to me whenever he can. I mean, I may sound like a bitch who's just trying to shoot this guy down, but people need some space. While you should talk to her more, if you suddenly act like her best friend she might find it creepy. Find a happy medium and build from there. If she acts uncomfortable, back off a bit.

Talk to her. Say hello if you see her in the hall. It'll evolve into talking more regularly and getting to know eachother better. Being funny is almost always a bonus, but don't use jokes as your only material for conversation.

Also, try to keep things light. Don't say anything potentially offensive until you have a pretty good idea of how she will react. Laughing isn't always a good sign, actually pay attention to her. If she doesn't think a joke is funny or doesn't like the conversation topic, she'll let you know. One of the worst things you could do is hold onto a joke or topic for too long. Just let it go sometimes, know when to back off.

Friendship before romance. This might just be me, but I'd rather get to know someone as a friend rather than immediately as a romantic interest (the infamous "friendzone" which isn't always a friendzone). Don't confess immediately, try and get to know her some first.

Cute can be cool too. I'm not into the tough bad boy type, and I'm not the only one. Be yourself, whatever that might be. Everybody's got something particularly attractive about them, so be yourself and she'll notice.

Having some confidence is also attractive. You can be nervous or embarassed or humiliated, but if you decide to do something, ******* do it. NEVER back down. That's a sure sign of a beta male, and it's just not cool to see someone give up before they get to the finish line. Almost as sad as seeing them not even try.

Good luck, comrade.
#117 to #4 - masteh (12/15/2012) [-]
Another tip. Don't think "Am I good enough for her?" Start thinking "Is she good enough for me?" I've met some girls that were 8.5/10 that dropped to 5/10 from one conversation.
User avatar #49 to #4 - PsychoticHitman (12/15/2012) [-]
This whole thread is pretty awesome. So many nice people on the internet, who knew?
Listen to what the others have said, and go for it. Even if it starts as small talk.
I am pretty awful at talking to girls I like, but recently I went for it and asked this girl out for coffee and things are going pretty well. Will there be a happy ending? Will we date? Hell, who knows. But it's nice just getting to know her better.
You'd be surprised how willing people can be to talk to you if you simply approach them in a friendly manner and strike up a conversation.
Good luck, bro!
User avatar #242 to #49 - voltkills (12/15/2012) [-]
I know right, today i have been truly amazed by the kindness of the people on this site, thank you all.
#9 to #4 - kaffedk (12/14/2012) [-]
mfw today, trying to ask my crush out. But i, as you, am a 			*******		 coward. So no i just sit here on FJ....
mfw today, trying to ask my crush out. But i, as you, am a ******* coward. So no i just sit here on FJ....
User avatar #17 to #4 - CptSoapMacTavish (12/14/2012) [-]
I did it. She said yes. Turned out that she was somewhat of a bitch and had a hideous personality. You might've dodged a bullet.
User avatar #18 to #17 - voltkills (12/14/2012) [-]
i do know her, she is nice, we speak occasionally.
#75 to #4 - anon (12/15/2012) [-]
Here's what you do.

First off, make sure its a day when she's in a relatively good mood, this helps a ******** .

Walk up to her in whatever location you are at, and begin talking. Do the small talk, slowly weave your way towards activities on the weekend. Then, if she says she isn't doing anything, take her by the hand and look deep into her eyes, and say:

#14 to #4 - elkhemist (12/14/2012) [-]
Honestly, the only reason I managed to ask someone out was when I hit my lowest point and thought "you know what? **** it. it cant get much worse than this" and so I did it. I also did a lot of stuff I've always wanted to do. I dressed how I wanted to dress (I modelled myself into some kinda 70's DrWho), and no one said anything mean. I started talking to people for no reason and made some good friends. I did what I wanted. And you know what? I've been invited out to two Christmas parties this year. Thats two more than every year previous to this.
But hey, I know its hard. Thats the whole 'irrational' part of irrational fears. But once you've taken a step outside your comfort zone and realised that it isnt going to go as horrificaly as you'd imagined, you will start to find the confidence to do things.

but just sitting here masturbating moping about isnt going to help you none.

and hey dude, best of luck. I believe in you.
#63 to #14 - sheathedfang (12/15/2012) [-]
This guy.... epic
This guy.... epic
User avatar #69 to #14 - thedeadlypajamas (12/15/2012) [-]
It's always touching to see cool people on the internet being nice n' stuff.
User avatar #22 to #14 - voltkills (12/14/2012) [-]
thank man, im not that bad when it comes to making friends, its just, girls, i cant
User avatar #29 to #22 - fosforgasxiii (12/14/2012) [-]
Same here.
#21 to #14 - bartdude (12/14/2012) [-]
best advice ive read on this site ever
User avatar #41 to #14 - ponyfcker (12/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, but how do i girl?
User avatar #5 to #4 - sphinxe (12/14/2012) [-]
Do it.
I double dare you.
#25 to #5 - Yuffie (12/14/2012) [-]
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#36 to #5 - uthannes (12/14/2012) [-]
slight breach in etiquette...
User avatar #6 to #5 - voltkills (12/14/2012) [-]
lets put it this way, im incredibly socially awkward, i barely speak to her, like ever, to shy basically, i dont think i could ever find the courage to ask her out, like really, im so socially awkward its crazy.
User avatar #8 to #6 - iloverapingmen (12/14/2012) [-]
Stop giving a **** about rejection. Give it some time, stop caring about what other people think, and then go for it.
#7 to #6 - sphinxe (12/14/2012) [-]
But you spoke to a stranger on the internet.   
I can help you.
But you spoke to a stranger on the internet.
I can help you.
User avatar #11 to #7 - voltkills (12/14/2012) [-]
strangers on the internet at easy, hidden behind a wall of anonimity, real life is hard.

help would be much appreciated and rewarded with thumbs and virtual free cookies of the edible type
User avatar #54 to #11 - dolandickbutt (12/15/2012) [-]
Not really sure if this will help but my first time asking out a girl i didnt think about, i just did it. Now im a really shy guy, i dont just do things but this time i just asked her, and you know what she said; she said no. Now of course it was kinda akward the first day but we were still friends and when she said no i was hurt yeah, but ya know what i was really glad that i had asked her. Why you may ask? well because i feel like something had been lifted off my chest and it was awesome. So the moral of the story here if even if you are shy/akward/weird if you just do it randomly you'll feel better. Now the second time i asked a girl out she said no again (different girl) but i still felt better when i did it. And ya know what we still were friends and eventually we ended up going out because if you just keep talking to her as a friend even after she turns you down you still have a chance. Just do it bro, no excuse no thinking no doubts no waiting. Just do it.
User avatar #43 to #11 - sphinxe (12/14/2012) [-]
I am a girl, and you spoke to me.
It's honestly not as hard as you think.
User avatar #50 to #43 - itchnoo (12/15/2012) [-]
Since you're a chick, give the guy some pointers on how to approach the situation? s;
Like what you would want the guy to do?
User avatar #57 to #50 - sphinxe (12/15/2012) [-]
If he reads this then:

It's no good waiting around whilst fighting inner battles with courage. I met a guy who I liked who would always say things and say 'Just joking' straight after. In the end he turned out to be a bit of a dick with no backbone.

No backbone = bad.

Guys can be sensitive and sweet, they don't have to be the 'badboy' type, but a guy will eventually grow some balls and get there before he does, and he'll be upset that he missed the chance.

From what I've seen, he likes her. But he doesn't speak to her very often. The girl may be surprised at a sudden confession. She may be confused, as to her, he's just a guy she talks to.

She's free, she's single. Talk to her. Break out of the shell, leave all that worry behind and get a little confidence. But don't be clingy. Girls don't like guys that are constantly all like
That's like instant friend zone stuff.
Now I don't like the idea of 'the friend-zone' but the guys who find themselves in it have expectations too high, or they flatter the girl and act surprised when feelings aren't returned.
The best thing is to talk to her, initiate conversation, do a little stalking even on her favourite things. Facebook is the best for stalking, but not in the creeper way.

Be funny! And know when to leave a topic. I like guys that are funny. And as this website is Funnyjunk, I assume he has a sense of humour. Test the water, make a joke. See if she laughs. If she laughs but doesn't find it funny, move on. She'll have a chink in her armour, he just has to find it and nestle in. Moving a conversation on is good, find things to talk about, instead of clinging on to one thing.

I know it's cheesy but be yourself. The worst case scenario, she doesn't have those feelings that you have. Doesn't mean she won't ever have them! But that doesn't mean you should sit around and wait.

TL:DR: Initiate conversation, don't cling, don't be beta, be funny but know when to leave off. If he needs more help, add me.
#78 to #57 - fourthusername (12/15/2012) [-]
Gentleman, it would appear that the biggest bro here is actually a girl
#85 to #57 - unholyjebus (12/15/2012) [-]
Don't think I've ever read advice this good in the comment section of any website!

I kinda know exactly how voltkills feels. Back in high school I sat next to a girl I had a crush on every Maths class for a half a year and didn't even say a word to her. That paralysing feeling of inadequacy can feel impossible to get over, even at my age of 20.
User avatar #58 to #57 - itchnoo (12/15/2012) [-]
Well, I'm sure that will help him, it's actually helped me a bit too, thanks ^.^
User avatar #59 to #58 - sphinxe (12/15/2012) [-]
If you need me, you can always add me too. I'm happy to help.

User avatar #61 to #59 - itchnoo (12/15/2012) [-]
And I'd be happy to take you up on your offer c:
User avatar #33 to #11 - itchnoo (12/14/2012) [-]
Also just read this, you say real life is hard, so why not try talking to her through text or facebook etc.?
User avatar #35 to #33 - voltkills (12/14/2012) [-]
still just as hard tbh, cause i still have to see her in school. im so socially nervous that everything i do will be seen as creepy and wrong, so i often end up doing nothing at all...
User avatar #38 to #35 - itchnoo (12/14/2012) [-]
But there's a chance a good thing may come out of it, talking on facebook will be a lot easier for you, plus, having a crush on someone isn't creepy at all, unless they're 6 year olds or something? But seriously, even if you do feel a little creepy, it's better than being depressed about not knowing what could have been..

I've been in your position and I really regret not doing anything about it :c
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#52 to #42 - anon (12/15/2012) [-]
Good job man. Liking her status is a start, no doubt. Now you continue to gain confidence, and before you know of it, you will be having great conversations with her in school. Just don't let yourself fall back, keep building.
User avatar #44 to #42 - itchnoo (12/14/2012) [-]
That's still good I guess, It's progress, right? Just keep building up your confidence, comment on a status which interests you maybe? You get the idea
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User avatar #12 to #10 - voltkills (12/14/2012) [-]
i dont think you understand just how bad i am at talking to people like, i have 2 mutal friends with her, and i dont hang out with them often, and if i do itl seem creepy as all hell. im not the kind of guy who can go and just speak to girls, like, really.
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User avatar #15 to #13 - voltkills (12/14/2012) [-]
thats not creepy/ obvious that i have a crush on her?
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User avatar #23 to #16 - voltkills (12/14/2012) [-]
no, but, idk, seems wrong just randomly talking to her, she would know something was up if i started speaking to her wayy more then i do now.
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User avatar #27 to #26 - voltkills (12/14/2012) [-]
God it all feels so wrong, and with school being over for the holiday the only way to talk to her is fb, which is an entirely different thing to handle, god damn this is difficult stuff.
User avatar #147 to #27 - inetus (12/15/2012) [-]
All of the things captaincabinet said are true, this isn't weird at all. That's how these things work. I know this chick is your crush but you have to stop idolizing her. You've making her out to be some unreachable goddess who you're not worthy of speaking to. Keep in mind that she's just another person. For now, don't focus on your feelings for her. Just treat her as you would treat any other person who you are just talking to. Don't rush things, become friends first considering that'll make it easier for you later to actually ask her out. Start slow and easy
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User avatar #32 to #23 - itchnoo (12/14/2012) [-]
This sounds like what I used to be like, and I still am kind of ;c
I never said anything to my crush, thought it may ruin our friendship or some ******** , just making excuses because I'm beta as **** .. Now I regret not doing anything about it, we never speak anymore.. I blame me not doing anything for the end of our friendship..
Take this for whatever it's worth I guess..
#209 - Kushmonster (12/15/2012) [-]
And then he woke up.
#62 - mrantony (12/15/2012) [-]
**mrantony rolled user itwasntnsfw **
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#79 to #62 - anon (12/15/2012) [-]
guys just so you notice....he rolled a user....
User avatar #81 to #79 - KingBoo (12/15/2012) [-]
Did you know hes asking a random person out for coffee?
#82 to #62 - qchrisman (12/15/2012) [-]
and then they ******
User avatar #161 to #62 - itwasntnsfw (12/15/2012) [-]
I do not want coffee. It makes me throw up.
User avatar #99 to #62 - luckyspirit (12/15/2012) [-]
That moment when you asked this person if they wanted to get coffee an hour ago and they still haven't answered.
#104 to #99 - mrantony (12/15/2012) [-]
The coffees getting cold...
The coffees getting cold...
#109 to #104 - darkjustifier (12/15/2012) [-]
I see you like coffee I also like coffee.
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User avatar #76 to #64 - franklion (12/15/2012) [-]
dude we all know everything on FJ is reposted, but COME THE **** ON MAN
#244 to #76 - bitchplzzz (12/15/2012) [-]
wut? i simply wanted to shop that guy in for teh lulz
User avatar #19 - imnotasian (12/14/2012) [-]
I almost asked out my crush but I chickened out like a true wuss, i hate having no self confidence
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#125 - joshuaww ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
I wanna say this is a crack about long distance relations, based on the 'now that I can actually see you now' line... but even then, all the point is lost.
User avatar #169 - EnergizierAnon (12/15/2012) [-]
i read her parts in the voice of Starfire from Teen Titans.
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#100 - underwaterbasket (12/15/2012) [-]
And that kids is how I met your mother.
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