Skyrim. bra bra bra?. rum: teas. Black Dynamite disagrees with you post. Black Dynamite always lookin at his face. Black Dynamite to beautiful to fight dragons. gra Bra
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#18 - vorack **User deleted account** (12/15/2012) [-]
Black Dynamite disagrees with you post. Black Dynamite always lookin at his face. Black Dynamite to beautiful to fight dragons.
#40 to #18 - grimmapple (12/15/2012) [-]
Can I just.... can I just hug you? You just made my entire night. Black Dynamite, you're the best!
Can I just.... can I just hug you? You just made my entire night. Black Dynamite, you're the best!
#45 to #40 - vorack **User deleted account** (12/15/2012) [-]
Black Dynamite has posted Black Dynamite comments very sparingly...so Black Dynamite can be stealthy....and sneak up on dem cracka ass vampires...
User avatar #51 to #45 - grimmapple (12/15/2012) [-]
Ah. As a member of the Dawnguard, I can respect this. Keep up the good work Black Dynamite, and... when Skyrim no longer needs you... I'll be waiting.
#42 to #18 - skinless (12/15/2012) [-]
i want to be you for atleast a day
i want to be you for atleast a day
User avatar #36 - headharvest ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
ADVENTURES IN SKYRIM:
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okay this happend recently to me in skyrim. I was playing my dark elf stealth character doing the goldenglow estate mission for the thieves guild. I swim and sneak up to the back entrance and just i was about to pick the door,suddenly my indicator said the i was detected. I look around and find a chicken behind me i dismiss it and turn back to the door. Then i hear "ILL BURY YOUUU!!!" and swing around. I see three guards running in my direction one with a war hammer in front. I prepare to fend them off when they all run past me and brutally slaughter the chicken in cold blood. The one with the war hammer turns and looks directly at me. He and his buddies then leisurely stroll away. I have never been to Riften since...
#74 to #36 - adamkezer (12/15/2012) [-]
Plot twist: they were black.
#55 to #36 - anon (12/15/2012) [-]
Riften...not even once :P
#58 to #36 - mytrakytra (12/15/2012) [-]
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Chicken? CHICKEN!!!!!

CHIIICKEEENNN!

CHICKEN! CHICKEN! CHICKEN! CHICKEN!
User avatar #93 to #58 - zombieginger (12/15/2012) [-]
Sauceeee?
User avatar #115 to #114 - zombieginger (12/15/2012) [-]
Thank you friend.
#20 - maxoverderp (12/15/2012) [-]
********		   
   
Every now and then I take my burly 7ft tall nord man's helmet off, spin the camera around and say "Holy 			****		 I am a sexy bitch."
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Every now and then I take my burly 7ft tall nord man's helmet off, spin the camera around and say "Holy **** I am a sexy bitch."
User avatar #22 to #20 - rokkarokkaali (12/15/2012) [-]
I made a sexy imperial.
Wait for it.
wait for it...
with the god of war like war paint. That wasn't as badass as it sounded in my head.
#21 to #20 - darkjustifier (12/15/2012) [-]
I just realized I made my character way hotter than myself, my muscles aren't half as large as his.
#29 - mjdjoy (12/15/2012) [-]
I forgot to name my character in the beginning of the game, so his name is Prisoner.
Its kind of grown on me, though. Its almost...Symbolic. Hes a prisoner to his own insane mind. Like how I killed a family and adopted their daughter.
Or maybe its me who's lost it
#43 to #29 - anon (12/15/2012) [-]
i always thought it was weird how in fallout nv your guy didnt remember anything from before he was shot but he somehow knew his name so i always name him courier six.
#80 - NutHut ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
I used to be an adventurer like you. Until I took a guard duty to lick my father's boots. Do you come to the cloud district often? Oh, who am I kidding, of course you fetch the mead. Might make a guard nervous, man approaches with his sweet roll drawn. Curved. Sweet rolls.
User avatar #87 to #80 - darbius (12/15/2012) [-]
oh holy hell, what a beautiful representation. Did you make that up yourself?
User avatar #89 to #87 - NutHut ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
Got the idea from someone else.
Spent like ten minutes rearranging quotes.
User avatar #90 to #89 - darbius (12/15/2012) [-]
Curved sweet rolls make me giggle like a retarded fish.
+68
#1 - fourfourfourfour **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#10 to #1 - anon (12/15/2012) [-]
Fixed: No one noes my secret
#44 to #10 - skinless (12/15/2012) [-]
you're 			*******		 stupid
you're ******* stupid
#41 to #1 - Demitorn ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
that was brilliant
#11 - nithorry (12/15/2012) [-]
Speak for ya self....im always stopping and just loooking at my charactors gorgeous face
Speak for ya self....im always stopping and just loooking at my charactors gorgeous face
#16 to #11 - thisotherdude (12/15/2012) [-]
I thought I was the only one who did that.
#86 - reggaemortis (12/15/2012) [-]
Mfw when mods.
Mfw when mods.
#88 to #86 - reggaemortis (12/15/2012) [-]
Aaaand I typed "when" after mfw.   
Sorry guys, it's morning here and I'm not a morning person.
Aaaand I typed "when" after mfw.
Sorry guys, it's morning here and I'm not a morning person.
#94 to #88 - triggathepirate (12/15/2012) [-]
Happens to everyone.
Happens to everyone.
#71 - tastycupcakes (12/15/2012) [-]
I know its pretty much never seen but sitting there knowing my character is ugly as **** bothers me
User avatar #27 - Blargosnarf (12/15/2012) [-]
Am I the only person who doesn't play as a Nord? Every time I see anything related to Skyrim, everyone plays as a Nord. I prefer Khajiit myself honestly.
User avatar #30 to #27 - deathzor (12/15/2012) [-]
Argonian here.
User avatar #53 to #30 - ZenMacros (12/15/2012) [-]
Mah ***** .
User avatar #37 to #27 - idoliam (12/15/2012) [-]
Thalmor here!
#52 to #27 - missmalice (12/15/2012) [-]
I bend the conventions of Skyrim and play as a stealth High Elf.
User avatar #60 to #27 - shinymew (12/15/2012) [-]
I was playing as dark elf, then I used Imperial, since I didn't feel like using magic
User avatar #32 to #27 - foxtrotalpha (12/15/2012) [-]
Bosmer master race reporting in.
User avatar #49 to #32 - thelastprothean (12/15/2012) [-]
Bosmer master race #2 reporting
User avatar #98 to #49 - myrtille (12/15/2012) [-]
Bosmer master race #3 reporting.
User avatar #113 to #98 - wilvine **User deleted account** (12/15/2012) [-]
Bosmer master race #4 Reporting.
#39 to #27 - grimmapple (12/15/2012) [-]
Always went stealth Argonian or Khajjit, so I'm actually branching out of my comfort zone with my warrior Nord character.
#56 to #27 - alexlife (12/15/2012) [-]
First Dark Elf - Now I play as Khajiit because of claws :P
Kinda fun when you want to fist a dragon ;P
User avatar #57 to #56 - Blargosnarf (12/15/2012) [-]
Wow, uh, to each their own fetish, I guess... O.o
User avatar #61 to #27 - sorrowofdaedalus (12/15/2012) [-]
Argonian Warrior and Dark Elf Assassin. Both are a ton of fun, and I prefer getting to be a ******* walking lizard-man that is so tough that during the oblivion crisis the Daedra actually had to shut down the portals THEMSELVES because the Argonians were invading THEM instead of the other way around and starting to set up villages and **** there.

You know Argonians are ******* bad-ass when the whole 'world-ending crisis' meant to come about in Oblivion is just a chance to get some supreme real estate in Mehrune Dagon's Realm to them.

I mean, just think about that. That is like if the End of Days came and a bunch of crazy cultists started opening up portals to the very worst parts of the Underworld to let their demon overlords and **** out, and then a bunch of people decide to GO INSIDE AND LIVE THERE! Not to mention, the fact that they can survive in virtually any climate with ease (The plane of Oblivion is moistureless and much like a barren desert, filled with Lava, yet the Argonians originally live in a swamp land covered with water) .

Then you see them in Skyrim,and guess what? They are in the most racist city in the game, Windhelm, working and living outside on docks with ICE thirty feet away at all times in the damned Summer!

Argonians- Bad ass is the best phrase to describe them.
#24 - auesis (12/15/2012) [-]
I deliberately made my character attractive just for these killcams. Don't want to look like a retard while you slice bitches up in slow-mo.

Also, **** Braith.
User avatar #28 to #24 - darkangeloffire (12/15/2012) [-]
Where did you acquire that outfit?
User avatar #33 to #28 - sepherif (12/15/2012) [-]
probably a mod (PC ftw!)
User avatar #68 to #24 - mondominiman (12/15/2012) [-]
did you edit that afterwards or is that an in-game screen shot. I know there are mods to make it look tons better but that looks astonishing.
#72 to #68 - auesis (12/15/2012) [-]
In-game, untouched. I have plenty more. Just try to ignore my homicidal tendencies towards children.
#73 to #72 - auesis (12/15/2012) [-]
One of my faves.
#78 to #73 - auesis (12/15/2012) [-]
This one is just fabulous.
#75 to #24 - wallbuilder ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
That's the spirit!
#31 - sailorsmooth (12/15/2012) [-]
Whenever I'm way up high where you can see for miles, or just a really nice, cinematic view, or it's a cool time of day like dusk, or when I get a new cool armor, I'll switch to 3rd person and pan the camera around a few times to check it out. These are those moments when I appreciate the whole hour I put into making my face, and it pays off. It's good for role-playing, and my character is one sexy high elf.
User avatar #34 to #31 - idoliam (12/15/2012) [-]
I too am a sexy high elf
User avatar #47 to #34 - theugandanhero (12/15/2012) [-]
i am glass armor and i can confirm this high-elfs sexiness
User avatar #46 to #31 - thelastprothean (12/15/2012) [-]
I myself am quite the badass wood elf.
User avatar #111 to #46 - wilvine **User deleted account** (12/15/2012) [-]
My Bosmer brother, embrace me!
#48 to #31 - anon (12/15/2012) [-]
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUU THAAAALMOR!
#64 to #48 - anon (12/15/2012) [-]
Oh, be quiet. A true warrior would hate on the Thalmor in particular, not every high elf.

Besides, we need to let them have their views of superiority. Everyone knows Khajiits are the best race in Tamriel.
User avatar #100 to #64 - coolioplasm ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
Hello, I'm Dar-Jee. I'm a Khajiit in disguise. Want to see me lick my butt?!

Argonians ftw
User avatar #103 to #100 - tankeruber (12/15/2012) [-]
May the Hist guide us. Argonian master-race.
User avatar #104 to #103 - coolioplasm ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
Great journey, marsh friend.
User avatar #109 to #64 - commontroll (12/15/2012) [-]
These sands are cold, but Sik'hael feels warmness from your presence.
User avatar #13 - optimistchime (12/15/2012) [-]
30 minutes?
I just chose Khajit and got the hell outta there
User avatar #2 - shazmothree (12/15/2012) [-]
Am I really the only person who played most of the game in third person?
User avatar #3 to #2 - heartlessrobot ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
I only do third person if I get a really cool new piece of armor or when I'm comparing my character to someone who insulted me in game. Or when Flying vampire lord forces me to do it.
User avatar #4 to #3 - shazmothree (12/15/2012) [-]
I guess I'm just more used to third person games
User avatar #6 to #4 - redking (12/15/2012) [-]
Aiming and fighting in 3rd person has always sucked in these games.
User avatar #7 to #2 - maxismahname ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
you'e not. it seems like everybody does, but i don't.
User avatar #19 to #2 - neededllama (12/15/2012) [-]
I used to, but I think Bethesda made it to be first person, so I figured it would be the better experience.
User avatar #9 to #2 - herpi (12/15/2012) [-]
Third person when i'm walking, first person when i'm fighting. I find third person fighting to be clunky and sloppy, but for walking i prefer it.
User avatar #67 - mondominiman (12/15/2012) [-]
I never knew you could customize the face until they told me a week or two later. By then i was already to far into it to just restart so im pretty much playing the entire game with the default nord face.
User avatar #76 to #67 - halor (12/15/2012) [-]
it is to my understanding that if you have Dawnguard there is a merchant in riften who preforms cosmetic changes to your character so if you don't like it there's always that option
User avatar #50 - thelastprothean (12/15/2012) [-]
My badass Bosmer is simply too damn stunning.
User avatar #112 to #50 - wilvine **User deleted account** (12/15/2012) [-]
I went the opposite way, I made my Bosmer ridiculous ugly and scarred, it allows me to imagine that when people see him they know you don't **** with him.
Carrying around Auriels bow and various other deadric weapons makes me feel bad ass as well.
User avatar #101 - coolioplasm ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
I have multiple comments.
Does anyone even like Bretons?
Argonians are the best race.
Filthy imperial scum are milk drinkers
User avatar #110 to #101 - grahamcracker (12/15/2012) [-]
Bretons resistance to magic is imo the best passive race ability
User avatar #118 to #110 - coolioplasm ONLINE (12/16/2012) [-]
Probably. Then it's either histskin or berserker rage.
User avatar #119 to #118 - coolioplasm ONLINE (12/16/2012) [-]
With activated*
COUGH COUGH
User avatar #106 to #101 - commontroll (12/15/2012) [-]
Yes dude, Bretons are quite awesome in my book. I hate high elves, so I like playing Breton mages.
User avatar #107 to #106 - coolioplasm ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
If I make a mage, it has to be something naturally untalented in magic. Such as an Orc.
User avatar #66 - YllekNayr ONLINE (12/15/2012) [-]
I always loved the look of the dark elves, but when I started a mage character, the racial on the Highborn was too good to pass up. So I spent the next 30 minutes creating the darkest, most wretched looking high elf ever. He could pass for a Dunmer, I bet.
User avatar #105 - dlwnsgur (12/15/2012) [-]
jarl ballin'
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