When Superman and Robin meet up
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You' re chatting with a random stranger on Omeglol
Stranger: can you call superman and tell him to
give me a ride
You: I am superman
Stranger: no way!!! dude i need a ride. i gotta
meet up with batman
You: And rides are per minute
You: No way man, l don' t like that guy
You: he always brags about his money and just sits on
his ass and makes Alfred do everything
Stranger: its robin dude, come on
You: oh, well in that case
Stranger: he just broke up with his
You: ohh man... fine i can give you a ride
You: tell him i am sorry
Stranger: k dude ill wait for you
You: i should message him something on facebook
Stranger: yea he' s been drinking a lot so just gonna
go help him out
You: ohh man okay... was it a serious relationship?
You: Did that girl Catwoman break his heart?
Stranger: that bitch scratched the shit out of it
You: ouch man, that sounds like a pretty bad handjob
Stranger: not his dick, his heart
You: but i am pretty sure she must' scratched his
dick out at somepoint
You: , dude lam outside
You: let' s go
Stranger: yea i have a room just below them
Stranger: k on my way
You: IF YOU LIVE THERE WHY DD YOU NEED A
Stranger: he' s at the bar and he took the bat mobile
You: well okay
You: lets go. hurry up and get on my back
Stranger: k look up
You: btw, If you get a boner I am droping you
You: Which bar is it that he is at?
Stranger: i wont catwoman scratched one out on me
and the gotham bar
You: Elk, Gotham Bar,
You: got it
You: SHIT! LEX LUTHER!
Stranger: shit going to get batman
You: GOTTA GD BRO! HOPE YOU ESTA
Stranger: ohh shit
You: BATMAN CAN' T HELP HE IS DRUNK AS FUCK"
Stranger: good ill take care of this
Stranger: "robin dies*
Your partner has disconnected.