Getting Drunk. . American Man: ''It takes me about 5 or 6 beers to get drunk." German Man: ''It takes me about 5 or 6 beers to get drunk." The difference? Ameri Beer Germans Buttplugs Coors
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Getting Drunk

American Man: ''It takes me about 5 or 6
beers to get drunk."
German Man: ''It takes me about 5 or 6
beers to get drunk."
The difference?
American Beer
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#119 - BigSammy (12/14/2012) [-]
MFW I'm drunk.
MFW I'm drunk.
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User avatar #175 to #119 - SaucyBoy (12/14/2012) [-]
i dont know what you're talkin about, that kid has got the funk
#191 - anon (12/14/2012) [-]
Does Canadian beer come in a bag?
User avatar #250 to #191 - menqudoneix (12/15/2012) [-]
only if you're under 19....
#335 to #191 - anon (12/15/2012) [-]
Nope, stubbys (use to) but we just have higher percentage
User avatar #208 to #191 - haveagoodone (12/15/2012) [-]
Yeah, it's usually on the same isle as the milk.
The BAGGED milk.
User avatar #253 to #191 - speshulist (12/15/2012) [-]
It comes in a beaver carcass.
#194 to #191 - pizzaeater (12/14/2012) [-]
It does in China
#105 - siggythepiggy (12/14/2012) [-]
American beer is like making love in a canoe


It's ******* close to water
User avatar #261 to #105 - purplesmurfff (12/15/2012) [-]
OH YEAH THEN WHY AM I SO FAT??
User avatar #115 to #105 - shadovfox (12/14/2012) [-]
american beer is what europeans piss after drinking beer
#130 to #115 - terrunt (12/14/2012) [-]
American beer is what Europeans piss after drinking water...
User avatar #90 - mads (12/14/2012) [-]
Irish: you guys GET drunk? Ha we are born pissed
#11 - beerbellycolly (12/14/2012) [-]
thats adorable
#279 to #11 - radiserne (12/15/2012) [-]
**radiserne rolled a random image posted in comment #1942690 at Item Discussion **
you lads are nowhere close to the proud Danish vikings!
#78 to #11 - CptSoapMacTavish (12/14/2012) [-]
Perkeleen perkele.
User avatar #112 to #11 - sniperfumbles (12/14/2012) [-]
Du bist sehr schoen.
#136 to #11 - anon (12/14/2012) [-]
******* proud being irish :D
User avatar #204 to #11 - haveagoodone (12/15/2012) [-]
"beerbellycolly"
your username could not be more perfect for that picture and that comment
#21 to #11 - tredbear (12/14/2012) [-]
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das ist adorable
#87 to #11 - motherduck (12/14/2012) [-]
This man has drank so much Guinness he is now Ireland.....this isnt even his final form
#16 to #11 - xxDanvelxx (12/14/2012) [-]
как мило
как мило
#229 to #16 - lorentz (12/15/2012) [-]
Just searched for "как мило" on google images.
i've found some porn, cute bunnies, baby hitler and this.
#65 to #16 - fennoswede (12/14/2012) [-]
Jävla gölligt
#148 to #16 - teleccope ONLINE (12/14/2012) [-]
ооо колко сладко
#19 to #16 - anon (12/14/2012) [-]
хахах верно)
#58 to #16 - dawzah (12/14/2012) [-]
kak mnno
#236 - Hawke (12/15/2012) [-]
MFW coors light.   
   
I mean come on, you could have put a good beer for example.   
   
Like Samuel Adams
MFW coors light.

I mean come on, you could have put a good beer for example.

Like Samuel Adams
#152 - cupcakedevourer (12/14/2012) [-]
heh i'm **** at german
#135 - fractalius (12/14/2012) [-]
I TOO DRINK LOT OF BEER

Oh wait. Everyone here is 12.
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User avatar #3 - beardedpants (12/14/2012) [-]
You really can't believe that America only makes that trash beer. I mean c'mon there's a lot better beer in the US
#220 - sonicg (12/15/2012) [-]
Coors Light
Coors Light
#22 - thechosentroll (12/14/2012) [-]
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Pussies. Try easteuropean alcohol and you'll end up in the ER. It also doubles as paint thinner and rocket fuel.
User avatar #4 - sasa (12/14/2012) [-]
So I agree that America does infact makes some piss. But they got good beer over there.

But onfortunatly nothing beats a good ol' german wheat beer
#329 - playcolt (12/15/2012) [-]
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Watch as everyone on the site posts how great of a drinker they are.
#198 - opjoopie (12/15/2012) [-]
wait 5 or 6? I'm not trying to be a badass or whatever but doesnt it take a whole lot more to actually get drunk? Quite tipsy, yea sure, but a lot more to actually be drunk..
wait 5 or 6? I'm not trying to be a badass or whatever but doesnt it take a whole lot more to actually get drunk? Quite tipsy, yea sure, but a lot more to actually be drunk..
User avatar #201 to #198 - madjackwack (12/15/2012) [-]
everyone has different limits, everyone has a different definition for "drunk" aswell.
User avatar #203 to #201 - opjoopie (12/15/2012) [-]
Yea okay, that's true, but I'm just asking if on average people agree with this or say they need a lot more/less.
User avatar #214 to #203 - madjackwack (12/15/2012) [-]
well i don't drink anymore so i haven't become one with the feeling of "drunk" for a long time but i'd say 5 or 6 beers (cans of 4 - 6% lager) would get you nicely drunk.
#207 to #198 - ironstrike (12/15/2012) [-]
It really depends on how loosely the word "drunk" is used. Some people drink 1 beer and say they're drunk. Others drink 1 beer and say they're buzzed, faded, etc,etc.

Imo, anyone whose gotten drunk to the point where they blacked out knows that 5-6 beers isn't considered drunk. Wheras the people who drink a beer every day after work consider 5-6 beers to be ********* . :P
User avatar #222 to #207 - opjoopie (12/15/2012) [-]
I'd say the closest to a "definition" of drunk would be being unable to control your body properly (So I'm not talking about being a bit weak in the knees, but actually falling over, etc), having extreme trouble remembering things (doesn't have to be a complete black out but it shouldn't be all crystal clear to you either) combined with the usual gagging/vomiting, terrible speaking, etc.

That would take a minimum of, say, 10 beers I guess? I haven't seen anyone trip over their own shoes after drinking 6 beers, not ever.
User avatar #211 to #198 - Rattaz (12/15/2012) [-]
Depends on the limits of the person drinking it. I get quite tipsy from 5-6 beers, but I wouldn't say I'm drunk after it. But quite close, I guess, if it's a good day to drink on.
#319 - imalex (12/15/2012) [-]
russian: it takes about 5 or 6 vodka bottles to get drunk
russian: it takes about 5 or 6 vodka bottles to get drunk
User avatar #324 to #319 - reican (12/15/2012) [-]
Norwegian: It takes about 5-6 bottles of aquavit to get drunk
User avatar #344 to #324 - imalex (12/15/2012) [-]
dude im norwegian.. drank 4 bottles of aquavit and was still able to drive normally, pretty impressive heh?
User avatar #345 to #344 - reican (12/15/2012) [-]
nah, you need to pass 6.

before that, only thing you feel is that you get the munchies
User avatar #325 to #319 - worlddestroyguy (12/15/2012) [-]
russians can drink vodka like water but they dont take beer that well


and it takes much more then 5 till 6 beers to get a german man drunk
#6 - millenia (12/14/2012) [-]
Belgian ales are the best. Pic related, 9% abv (18 proof) dark trappist ale. Expensive but tasty as hell.
#73 to #6 - sdeco (12/14/2012) [-]
Belgisch bier, best bier
User avatar #17 to #6 - indiaan (12/14/2012) [-]
Leffe double or nothing!
#7 to #6 - nazkillah (12/14/2012) [-]
I'm more of a La Chouffe-man myself.
#8 to #7 - imbartichello (12/14/2012) [-]
i prefer this one. the 8 or the 10. but there are a whole lot of great beers here :)
User avatar #336 to #8 - TwistedBamboozler (12/15/2012) [-]
I don't find the 10 to be a casual drinkable beer. It's too sweet for me. Kinda like a dessert beer
User avatar #358 to #336 - imbartichello (12/15/2012) [-]
i do enjoy one often in the afternoon on a sunny outdoors location but it is indeed not a beer you can fit to anything.
User avatar #9 to #8 - millenia (12/14/2012) [-]
Yeah, I can only find Rochefort in restaurants here in Finland, Chimay is the best trappist I can buy from the state alcohol stores :(

I'd kill to try Westvleteren 12 but I'd have to travel to Belgium to be able to do so.
User avatar #60 to #9 - biggieboy (12/14/2012) [-]
it's a nightmare to get. If you want to buy it, you have to set on a waiting list.

There was a unique action with some supermarket here, which sold 4 or 6 of them and something commemorative for 25€. The money would go to repair the monastery where the monks live who make the beer. I got to the shop at 9 in the morning (the opening hour). 20 minutes later, they were all sold. Fortunately I have one :)
User avatar #132 to #60 - cadiuro (12/14/2012) [-]
Just drink St. Bernardus. It's the same beer but free available.

I've tasted them next to eachother, they really are the same.
User avatar #38 to #9 - vincetacular (12/14/2012) [-]
My student fraternity handed out a 150 Westvleterens a few weeks ago. Never saw 150 beers disappear that fast! Also it is a good beer but far from the best (Piraat 11% or Judas 8,5% are my personal favourites, Jupiler is the best pilsbeer imo)
#230 to #38 - batlefreak (12/15/2012) [-]
In my oppinion (here comes the butthurt) I like Cristal more than Jupiler, it isn't as famous as Jupiler but I like the taste more, a friend of mine first hated Cristal but now likes it much more than Jupiler. If you haven't tried it, I recommend it strongely ;).
User avatar #351 to #230 - vincetacular (12/15/2012) [-]
I'm from Hasselt so I know Cristal well enough. It is my second favourite pils after Jupiler, the biggest advantage of Cristal is that you can drink ********* of it without having a hangover afterwards and you get drunk less quick but it's next to undrinkable from a 33cl can. So long story short: no butthurt here, I know how much butthurt I get for preferring Cristal to Stella or others so have a thumb instead.
User avatar #12 to #9 - imbartichello (12/14/2012) [-]
you are welcome to do so :) i don't live very far from west-vleteren. really good stuff.
#288 - occamsrazor (12/15/2012) [-]
I'm an American, but I'm the first of my family to be born in America, both my parents immigrated here from Europe and I can attest to the fact that it really doesn't matter. My Russian mom likes fruity wine and my Hungarian dad likes vodka and the occasional ****** American beer. I like good beer, though it can be hard to find, and also enjoy vodka and unlike most of my demographic I don't drink just to get drunk because I can't believe people don't see how pathetic that is. Anyway that's my spiel, carry on. Pic not very related. Well maybe.
User avatar #297 to #288 - knightofcheese (12/15/2012) [-]
Neat.
User avatar #300 to #297 - occamsrazor (12/15/2012) [-]
Thank you internet stranger!
User avatar #257 - neutralgray (12/15/2012) [-]
*generic comments about how much I know about alcohol. Man I'm just awesome.*
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User avatar #140 to #138 - bbboy (12/14/2012) [-]
kokainum what u doing here?
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User avatar #147 to #145 - bbboy (12/14/2012) [-]
i could say the same for you
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