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I All minutes age . 1;
When In-. ras in fourth grade we were doing a math lesson and all eta sudden the teachers like “have
you ever seen a pregnant bird" and averyone' s just like "no" and then she slams her hand on the table
and screams "THATS BECAUSE THEY DONT EXIST" AND ENE KID Pl THE BACK JUST BLURTS BUT
WHAT DOES THIS HAVE TO DO WITH MATH"
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#62 - funkyrednipples (12/15/2012) [-]
Profile picture looks like a butt






Profile picture looks like a butt
#41 - optimistchime (12/15/2012) [-]
His blurred profile pic looks like an ass
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#32 - gypz (12/14/2012) [-]
Explain that **** please
User avatar #53 to #32 - parrotgod (12/15/2012) [-]
Birds really aren't pregnant for very long the sperm after mating through the coacla goes up and reaches the nature ovum which gets encased in shell from the shell glands and then she lays the egg and that has the baby in it. Roughly she's preggers for about 3-4 days while the process takes place. And she lays her eggs every two days afterwards. I should know, I have ten ******* parrots. They are the result of said activity.
#57 to #53 - gypz (12/15/2012) [-]
But could you know tell me why this is funny ?
User avatar #58 to #57 - parrotgod (12/15/2012) [-]
Because noawadays most kids are entertained by random crap that makes no sense it just has to make loud noises and gain attention. This is a clear case of "WUT" going on and the kid trying to keep their teacher on task.
#30 - marinepenguin (12/14/2012) [-]
The kids questioning the teachers knowledge on pregnant birds..
The kids questioning the teachers knowledge on pregnant birds..
#54 - ohlookathing (12/15/2012) [-]
Math can be used to solve all sorts of problems
#56 to #54 - notyaoming (12/15/2012) [-]
Yisssss
#6 - anon (12/14/2012) [-]
your teacher is freaking moron.. have you ever seen a hen before it lays an egg?... preggo bird
#43 to #6 - anon (12/15/2012) [-]
thatsthejoke.jpg
#23 - PlagueDoctor (12/14/2012) [-]
Okay, what?
Explain please
#3 - Marcelaluv (12/14/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
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User avatar #64 - galacticboner (12/15/2012) [-]
When I was 8 my teacher made be stand against a wall for 2 hours because I'd written on an essay about Spring that what I loved the most about it was hunting sparrows with my BB gun and barbecuing them.
#39 - funnypill (12/15/2012) [-]
give that kid a 			*******		 medal
give that kid a ******* medal
User avatar #1 - icanflyy (12/14/2012) [-]
I legitimately lol'd.
User avatar #19 to #13 - illegalartist (12/14/2012) [-]
my mom always tried to teach me this but i never got it
#21 to #13 - tevrsre (12/14/2012) [-]
Protip: Adding together each of the digits in the result gives 9
9x2=18, 1+8=9
9x3=27, 2+7=9
etc...
User avatar #24 to #21 - lordofthesea (12/14/2012) [-]

...
9X9= 81= 9
9X10= 90= 9
9x11= 99= 18
9x12= 108= 9
9x13=117= 9
9x14=126= 9
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
#28 to #24 - tevrsre (12/14/2012) [-]
it works for up to 9x10 which was the highest we went in elementary school.
but you're right sir, 9x11 ruins it
User avatar #50 to #28 - mublerking (12/15/2012) [-]
First the towers, now math....where will 9-11 end it's reign?
#33 to #28 - anon (12/14/2012) [-]
OR you can go 9x11 = 99 = 9+9 = 18 = 1+8 = 9
Tadaaaaa.
User avatar #29 to #28 - lordofthesea (12/14/2012) [-]
BUT AFTER 11 IT WORKS AGAIN :O
#48 to #13 - niggabitchyo (12/15/2012) [-]
>tfw I figured that out in 3:rd grade
Math isn't hard
#60 to #13 - Ededwierdo (12/15/2012) [-]
I learned that on my own one day
seriously it's not that hard...
User avatar #69 to #13 - elcreepo (12/15/2012) [-]
Why u no realize this for yourself?
User avatar #74 to #13 - brettyoke (12/15/2012) [-]
I figured that out on my own. I didn't really know it was such a complex pattern to see...
User avatar #16 to #13 - cupcakedevourer (12/14/2012) [-]
I remember trying to tell this to my 4th grade teacher but she didn't understand, you thick **** .
#18 to #16 - burritosupreme (12/14/2012) [-]
This same thing happened to me but the dumb cunt told me to do it her way because "that's just not how it works"
User avatar #47 to #13 - mostlyshits (12/15/2012) [-]
and all the products add to 9
User avatar #63 to #13 - threeeighteen (12/15/2012) [-]
You needed the teacher to show you? I thought it was something people could work out on their own.
#25 to #13 - anon (12/14/2012) [-]
My math teacher taught us to "use" our hands.
Put palms up in front of you
3x9
put middle finger down(third finger from the left)
2 fingers on the left of downed finger and 7 on the right
User avatar #40 to #25 - Rattaz (12/15/2012) [-]
Wow. That just blew my mind, haha. And I'm 18.
User avatar #15 to #13 - pianoasis (12/14/2012) [-]
you need a better ******* teacher then
#22 to #13 - wertq (12/14/2012) [-]
Because you could figure it out by yourself, if you're not stupid.
#38 - coldsockz (12/15/2012) [-]
Birds never get stabbed
#78 - robthegreat (12/15/2012) [-]
Colin's profile picture looks like a dick
just sayin
User avatar #71 - docxy (12/15/2012) [-]
there's a store were i am with its mascot as a pregnant bird
so yes
i have in fact seen a pregnant bird
User avatar #26 - rufless (12/14/2012) [-]
Funniest content I've seen in some time, it actually made me laugh. A well earned green thumb!
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#49 - edzeppelin (12/15/2012) [-]
Bitch be interrupting the learning process for trivial questions!
Bitch be interrupting the learning process for trivial questions!
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