Best Green Text Ever. It got me good. I was expecting feels. Replies: . wss' masseuse i_ ad is new Ijwe like get kinky anyways rem night things get particularly
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Best Green Text Ever. It got me good. I was expecting feels. Replies: . wss' masseuse i_ ad is new Ijwe like get kinky anyways rem night things get particularly

It got me good. I was expecting feels

Replies: . wss'
masseuse i_
ad is new
Ijwe like get kinky anyways
rem night things get particularly saucy
m sticking my noodle in her when I nettie weird *******
chunks corning cut, I tum en the lights
swtu its red everywhere and she' s previously net en her
period
hi leek up at her, she' s got a glassy, jarred leek en her
face and she' s net answering
rush her into my ear and speed all the way ta the hospital
sshole still bleeding everywhere
hey the time we get there, she' s net bleeding much mere, iput all celeb has drained and she
leeks colorless and almost transparent
stsh **** , she leeks like she' s in a vegetative state
7: -sterm inte ta the emergency mm, carry her ta the nearest docter and explain everything
she takes me leek at her and says
Pair, i' m sew, there' s nething we can tits"
s'' we dent coperate en empty jars trf spaghetti sauce"
wmm
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Submitted: 12/13/2012
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#29 - tehweave (12/14/2012) [-]
You son of a bitch.

"GF is prego"

I laughed my ass off at that. You got me. Well done.
#53 - olelicious ONLINE (12/14/2012) [-]
Vegetative state
Vegetative state
User avatar #57 - koobzacc (12/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>prego
>saucy
>noodle
>jarred
>transparent
>vegetative

Godtier is an understatement
#11 - lockstin (12/14/2012) [+] (4 replies)
FunnyJunk has been better lately.
FunnyJunk has been better lately.
#56 - senselessness (12/14/2012) [-]
*fixed
#16 - AceofHearts (12/14/2012) [-]
Amazing
Amazing
User avatar #59 - fargone (12/14/2012) [-]
"That was pretty funny."
Several hours later as I'm just about to fall asleep.
"GLASSY EYES! THAT'S HILARIOUS!"
+11
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#104 - klondikemonster (12/14/2012) [-]
"Girlfriend is prego"

You clever son of a bitch, you
#77 - zependium (12/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#28 - xenophaigus (12/14/2012) [-]
This is the second time I've fallen for this...
#52 - sirfistalot (12/14/2012) [-]
oh my lawd
#42 - kapitanokliosov (12/14/2012) [-]
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#32 - lobocop ONLINE (12/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#63 - poniesfuckedmeover (12/14/2012) [-]
>One Night things got particularly saucy (had the thought of it)
>im sticking my Noodle in her...(realized immediately wife was spaghetti sauce...)
#41 - shiftyscent (12/14/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Immensely reposted, but it's still funny.
Immensely reposted, but it's still funny.
#8 - CrushOrange (12/14/2012) [-]
Whoever that is....is clever.
Whoever that is....is clever.
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