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Best Green Text Ever

It got me good. I was expecting feels

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rem night things get particularly saucy
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face and she' s net answering
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leeks colorless and almost transparent
stsh **** , she leeks like she' s in a vegetative state
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Submitted: 12/13/2012
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#29 - tehweave (12/14/2012) [-]
You son of a bitch.

"GF is prego"

I laughed my ass off at that. You got me. Well done.
#53 - olelicious (12/14/2012) [-]
Vegetative state
Vegetative state
User avatar #57 - koobzacc (12/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>prego
>saucy
>noodle
>jarred
>transparent
>vegetative

Godtier is an understatement
#11 - lockstin (12/14/2012) [+] (4 replies)
FunnyJunk has been better lately.
FunnyJunk has been better lately.
#56 - senselessness (12/14/2012) [-]
*fixed
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#16 - AceofHearts (12/14/2012) [-]
Amazing
Amazing
User avatar #59 - fargone (12/14/2012) [-]
"That was pretty funny."
Several hours later as I'm just about to fall asleep.
"GLASSY EYES! THAT'S HILARIOUS!"
+11
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#104 - klondikemonster (12/14/2012) [-]
"Girlfriend is prego"

You clever son of a bitch, you
#77 - zependium (12/14/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#28 - xenophaigus (12/14/2012) [-]
This is the second time I've fallen for this...
#52 - sirfistalot (12/14/2012) [-]
oh my lawd
#42 - kapitanokliosov (12/14/2012) [-]
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#32 - lobocop (12/14/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#8 - CrushOrange ONLINE (12/14/2012) [-]
Whoever that is....is clever.
Whoever that is....is clever.
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