Being a girl. . Why being a girl isn' t working out for me: Eit: rder. Oh. guess what time the month ls! Me: 'sitars, gott - Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS Brain: I quit. Girl being
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Being a girl

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Why being a girl isn' t working out for me:
Eit: rder. Oh. guess what time the month ls!
Me: 'sitars, gott -
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS
Brain: I quit. mutt. kittens and cupcakes and one loves me. eh my gee
salty snacks I am fumes
Me: Please. guys, calm GWE-
Face: TIME TD RUIN EVERYTHING you HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME
I' M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES
Brain: And HM We ugly!
Tense: Time to proactive latter. cramp this bitch up. GO GD GO GO GO
ME: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
lel clothes cant m you anymore. you are bloated you are now
Me: [hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES MEI AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to
procreate
Faee: Lel. We not ewe yet.
Uterus: what ell: lever ale to deserve
Brain: you just watt uterus- they' re gem; to matte you we a tratar tor We
9 straight.
Uterus: You
Terse: CONTRACT!
Me: [quit heme female. lam now a llama-
Brain: Me gusta
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