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#28 - griphingly
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(12/13/2012) [-]
mfw
#42 to #28 - anon
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(12/14/2012) [-]
omg
<3<3<3
#66 to #28 - xxgmanxx
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(12/14/2012) [-]
Was about to post a comment saying that, but I saw your post. Thumb for you.
#53 to #28 - basham
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(12/14/2012) [-]
You sir are amazing.
#81 to #28 - buttinspecter ONLINE
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(12/14/2012) [-]
YES!! Oh, thank god someone remembered this amazing game!
#2 - truckusmode
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(12/13/2012) [-]
Pretty sure Mitch Hedberg is rolling in his grave right now because of this. Shame.
#98 to #2 - masterbatey
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(12/14/2012) [-]
mfw they stole Hedberg's joke, didn't tell it right, and didnt give credit
#3 to #2 - secondsignalkc **User deleted account**
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#12 to #3 - holyscorpionqueen
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(12/13/2012) [-]
Australia has red Bananas called Red Dacca Bananas .
#9 - samanthasky
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(12/13/2012) [-]
I must be the only person in the world allergic to bananas...
#24 to #9 - Edi
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(12/13/2012) [-]
I am allergic too, so no you aren't
#74 to #9 - hillbillypowpow
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(12/14/2012) [-]
You poor soul. I truly pity you, noble samanthasy
#16 to #9 - ieatyououtaldaylon
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(12/13/2012) [-]
#10 to #9 - beeradthelaw
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(12/13/2012) [-]
#33 to #10 - WheresMyAccount
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(12/13/2012) [-]
being a retarded **** in chemistry, i do not understand the meaning of this
#40 to #33 - herefortheporno
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(12/14/2012) [-]
Look below.
#11 to #10 - commiecomrade
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(12/13/2012) [-]
You clever bastard.
#34 to #11 - BlackBerru ONLINE
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(12/13/2012) [-]
yes please explain the joke
#36 to #34 - ningyoaijin
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(12/14/2012) [-]
What element has 19 protons?

...What are bananas nutritiously famous for?
#38 to #36 - BlackBerru ONLINE
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(12/14/2012) [-]
thanks man, i get it now :P
#32 to #11 - herefortheporno
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(12/13/2012) [-]
explain the joke please
#37 to #32 - rainbowkirisame
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(12/14/2012) [-]
Alright, look the **** here.
In chemistry, all of the atoms on the periodic table are labeled and ordered based on the ******* number of protons.
Those ******* protons determine the element.
This ****** here ******* said 19, not 18, not 17, 19 ******* PROTONS.
If we go to our ******* periodic table ******* reference guide, find the one with 19.
We'll find that the ******* element in question is Potassium.
Now, every ******* element also has a ******* abbreviation.
These are ******* generally based off of ******* Latin or the element itself.
Hydrogen, H, Helium He, etc.
So if we ******* check that in reference to Potassium
We will see a BIG ASS BOLD MOTHER ******* LETTER K
He was then ******* replying k.
K is a shortened version of OK.
OK is generally a positive response to ******* everything.
But "k" is a more sarcastic way, as if saying cool story, bro.
Sarcasm is when you saying something and mean generally the opposite.
So he really meant, wow I couldn't give two *****.
Or, good for you.

HAPPY NOW?
#79 to #37 - replying
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(12/14/2012) [-]
no one has ****** me i'm still a virgin u liar
#39 to #37 - herefortheporno
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(12/14/2012) [-]
If you were my chemistry teacher, I would learn so much more, so much more quicker.   
   
Here, have this gif
If you were my chemistry teacher, I would learn so much more, so much more quicker.

Here, have this gif
#21 - mcfriture
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#30 to #21 - exoticfarmer
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(12/13/2012) [-]
I feel sorry for you then :(
I feel sorry for you then :(
#14 - pensketch
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(12/13/2012) [-]
<"Third one looks fine to me"
#52 to #14 - anon
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(12/14/2012) [-]
best ******* game.
#44 - trolljunkusa
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(12/14/2012) [-]
I''m guessing OP has never heard of red bananas before. They're quite delicious, much sweeter
#46 to #44 - anon
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(12/14/2012) [-]
Mitch Hedberg wants to know where the **** you got that banana
#47 to #46 - trolljunkusa
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(12/14/2012) [-]
Wegmans
#56 to #47 - gjsmothefirst
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(12/14/2012) [-]
New York state?
#60 to #56 - trolljunkusa
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(12/14/2012) [-]
Nope, Maryland, but I've been to the one in new york
#64 to #60 - gjsmothefirst
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(12/14/2012) [-]
WOAH. I did not know they went all the way down to Maryland.

They're all over the place here. That and Tops.
Wegmans is so much better though. Is the bakery as awesome in Maryland as it is here?
#68 to #64 - namseal
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(12/14/2012) [-]
Aww hell i rember Tops
Do you guys have Giant Eagle
#103 to #68 - gjsmothefirst
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(12/14/2012) [-]
Nope. Might've been before my time, I know we used to have Fays, which became Eckerd, which became Rite Aid.
#65 to #64 - trolljunkusa
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(12/14/2012) [-]
Yes, plus the thing is only about a month old

Plus I love being able to purchase a full tuna, instead of buying packaged tuna
#49 to #47 - anon
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(12/14/2012) [-]
what the hell is a wegmans
#61 to #44 - mizory
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(12/14/2012) [-]
OMG Shaiya IS real
#62 to #44 - lickmyteabag
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(12/14/2012) [-]
After reading your comment I ended up on wikipedia reading about various types of bananas.

I'm supposed to be writing a paper atm.
#63 - johnshepherd
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(12/14/2012) [-]
Relevant
#83 - schlickchick
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(12/14/2012) [-]
The Banapple!!
#86 to #83 - socialcastaway
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(12/14/2012) [-]
you beat me to it!
#58 - Geeto
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(12/14/2012) [-]
Give credit where credit is due, Mitch Hedberg
#23 - kibbleking
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(12/13/2012) [-]
I found a red banana in a supermarket in Califonia.



It tasted like ****.