Just for shits & giggles. For the lazy people out there: www.hackertyper.com. 1. Dress sophisticated (suit: and tie, heavyhearted shades) 2. Enter into a public
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Just for shits & giggles

Just for shits & giggles. For the lazy people out there: www.hackertyper.com. 1. Dress sophisticated (suit: and tie, heavyhearted shades) 2. Enter into a public

For the lazy people out there: www.hackertyper.com

1. Dress sophisticated (suit: and tie, heavyhearted shades)
2. Enter into a public setting with laptop (class, cafe, etc.)
3. Position yourself so everyone can see your screen
4. Open up many tabs about random things
politics, japanese culture, stock market, historical docs.)
5. THEN, open this site --
6. Press FII for fullscreen.
I Begin typing FURION SLY.
8. Press "All" 3 times for "Access Granted"
Press "Caps lock" 3 times for "Access Denied"
9. After about 15 minutes,
Slam the laptop shut, look around suspiciously,
and leave,
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#17 - mlpblows (12/13/2012) [-]
it should've ended with "Close the laptop, look around, say 'it is done. the government will fall." then leave.
#58 to #17 - spleed (12/14/2012) [-]
"And with a single keystroke, the world as we know it will end."   
   
+1000 internets if you can say this with a Russian accent.
"And with a single keystroke, the world as we know it will end."

+1000 internets if you can say this with a Russian accent.
User avatar #33 - philliyoMLB (12/13/2012) [-]
The instructions weren't clear enough, I'm in the FBI database.
User avatar #34 to #33 - cobaltlumi (12/13/2012) [-]
What now?
User avatar #35 to #34 - philliyoMLB (12/13/2012) [-]
I don't know...
User avatar #39 to #35 - talkingmouth (12/13/2012) [-]
Nuke Canada
User avatar #46 to #39 - philliyoMLB (12/13/2012) [-]
Why nuke Canada when I can nuke Cuba?
User avatar #42 to #39 - fenrirr (12/13/2012) [-]
*hacks talkingmouths computer* set_edit 1 [Nuke Mexico] [e][e/]
User avatar #38 to #33 - savirleo (12/13/2012) [-]
FBI database? I got my dick caught in the ceiling fan
User avatar #53 to #38 - blarglestheclown ONLINE (12/14/2012) [-]
be grateful some I how ended up outside butt naked with my cat and road rash on my balls...
User avatar #11 - mcstorms (12/13/2012) [-]
My friend did something like that except instead of pretend hacking he shot up the school.
#26 to #11 - ykaliber (12/13/2012) [-]
>mfw I know some people who went to "that" school ...

Wish I didn't read your post. Brings back memories dude.
#50 to #26 - mcstorms (12/13/2012) [-]
Sorry bro Maybe this will make you feel better?
Sorry bro Maybe this will make you feel better?
User avatar #19 - drtrousersnake ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
I read something like this except you laugh for a bit while holding a usb that you just unplugged and drop it while walking away, And on the usb you have a folder named something along the lines of launch codes and in side the folder is dickbut.jpg
#29 - jocosejenkins (12/13/2012) [-]
And today is the day I realized I was retarded. When I read the site name I pronounced it "hackerty-per" (Hak-er-tee-pur) ... not proud of that one...
#16 - iamshandlar (12/13/2012) [-]
Is anyone aware of what this is actually typing? While reviewing snips of this, it appears to be from a C++ block of code. The language isn't really important to me. I'm just curious if this would eventually actually write a full program.

Thoughts?
User avatar #44 to #16 - Wartottle (12/13/2012) [-]
it looks to me as if its just "C"
User avatar #45 to #16 - Tehyoda (12/13/2012) [-]
It's a source file from the Linux kernel.
User avatar #48 to #45 - Tehyoda (12/13/2012) [-]
groups.c to be exact
You can find it online as linux is open source
#18 to #16 - anon (12/13/2012) [-]
nope, it's just a mix of gibberish
User avatar #2 - winsauceiswin (12/13/2012) [-]
OR leave the laptop open but not before going to this link: www.thecleverest.com/countdown.swf and going full screen
#5 to #2 - brainstormer (12/13/2012) [-]
extreme useful if on an airplane
User avatar #3 to #2 - gratrunka (12/13/2012) [-]
Place the laptop on top of a laptop bag, have a usb wire leading from the laptop to the bag, then go to that website, then get tackled by security and possibly be arrested.
User avatar #25 - beastpwnrlol (12/13/2012) [-]
i did something like this at school, this cheerleader sits next to me and when it said access granted i exited out of the website and she now thinks i am a hacker... when she sees me she refers to me as the "school hacker"

wat
User avatar #12 - Leyf (12/13/2012) [-]
I posted this a while ago D:
#13 to #12 - johnnybing (12/13/2012) [-]
You reposted this a while ago*
#22 to #13 - Leyf (12/13/2012) [-]
Yes. Thank you.
User avatar #56 - auesis (12/14/2012) [-]
I'm on the train for 6 hours tomorrow. Can't wait to give this a go.
#54 - ohhitheree (12/14/2012) [-]
Better idea. Get another friend who has an old laptop. Break open a smoke bomb and put inside laptop. Perhaps add a circuit that will set it off. Both of you go into cafe and one of them goes to this site and starts typing, not very fast. Then the other guy looks like his computer screen, a bit confused. Then open up that site and start typing fast, both typing faster and faster. The one with the old laptop sets off the smoke bomb in the laptop and the "winner" leans back and smiles.
#14 - ceaserbloodz ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
**ceaserbloodz rolled a random image posted in comment #29 at Balloons ** RETOAST
User avatar #10 - douevensax (12/13/2012) [-]
I tried this the last 50 times I saw this.
User avatar #7 - Lambda (12/13/2012) [-]
I was sitting in lecture the other day and I was looking idly out the window in the hallway. I see this guy with a trenchcoat walk suspiciously up to a security panel in the wall, pull out some kind of device from his jacket, and stick it to the panel and start pressing some buttons on it and the panel. Then he looks around, takes his device, and leaves.
I don't know if he was trolling like this or if **** ever went down that night.
User avatar #4 - plutoo (12/13/2012) [-]
OH dear god i'm gonna have fun with this!
#55 - djwaffles (12/14/2012) [-]
anyone know some other websites like this?
#52 - justamule (12/14/2012) [-]
so this is how New Vegas worked.
User avatar #41 - moxmortuus ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
Is hackertyper legit?.... **** I'm asking the internet.
User avatar #43 to #41 - imnotmanbearpig (12/13/2012) [-]
Actually yeah it is, I learned about it about 2 years ago, been using it for a while and never had a problem.
User avatar #47 to #41 - gmarrox (12/13/2012) [-]
yes, it's just a gag site. No viruses or anything if that's your question.
User avatar #51 to #41 - anthonyh (12/13/2012) [-]
Yeah, I just went to it, it's pretty cool.
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