MARINE PROBLEMS. Thousands of Devil Dogs are by the green weenie every year... For just a few dollars a day, you can help these jarheads find a home... I'll adopt one... marines Cages Sarah Mclachlan
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#18 - larfang (12/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I'll adopt one...
User avatar #19 to #18 - Muppetz (12/13/2012) [-]
Are you sure?
Adopting a Lance Corporal is a lot of responsibility.
You have to feed it beer and cigarettes and put a muzzle on it when you take it out for PT or it might try to kill something.
#73 - snakefire (12/13/2012) [-]
save a life...adopt a marine
#45 - dirtyharold (12/13/2012) [-]
mommy I want the one with the sleeve tattoo
#1 - krasnogvardiech (12/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
The ones that behave get to be door gunners.
#2 - anonymous (12/13/2012) [+] (20 replies)
At least make an effort, you can see the doors arn't locked, and some are open. wtf? Lazy army is lazy
#84 - Muppetz (12/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
#23 - warmbuns (12/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I'm a marine and I find this funny.
#15 - oxYKellark (12/13/2012) [-]
So thats how the Navy transports you guys.

I guess the term "devil dog" is pretty accurate.
#69 - illegalartist (12/13/2012) [-]
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User avatar #75 - mistermorai (12/13/2012) [-]
In the arms of an angel...
User avatar #59 - tikledpikle (12/13/2012) [-]
awww look at the wittle boots. they're just so damn cute before deployment.
User avatar #100 - AngNoop (12/13/2012) [+] (19 replies)
Im going to be a Marine I have to graduate from high school first Im in the delayed entry program. I leave in july for bootcamp. OoRAH!
#92 - shmedly (12/13/2012) [-]
we found people to kill!!!!!!!!!!!
we found people to kill!!!!!!!!!!!
#110 - unseengiant (12/13/2012) [+] (1 reply)
all they need is a asian with a stick and they have the john mccain experince
User avatar #35 - thatonetyler (12/13/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I'm in the Army and i find this quite funny.
User avatar #14 - thewellhungarian (12/13/2012) [+] (20 replies)
Oh man, I can't wait for boot; I'm so ******* exited.
User avatar #30 to #28 - Muppetz (12/13/2012) [-]
Yes. You do not have a name.
"This recruit requests permission to..."
"These recruits are..."
"That recruit is..."
You'll get the hang of it.
Just survive Black Friday. For like the first week while your there, you'll have receiving DI's who usually don't give a **** .
Black Friday is when you get your real drill instructors. You will want to quit.
I dont care how tough you are. Just survive those three days. It won't last forever. Phase 1 is the worst. Just push through.

And mark EVERYTHING with your name. You **** WILL get tossed, and if you lose something you will get ****** up...Bad.
#8 - defeats (12/13/2012) [-]
Oh USMC, you are not normal.
Oh USMC, you are not normal.
#98 - harryblazer (12/13/2012) [+] (15 replies)
>told my friends im going to join the army
>going to college first, so I can get more options/ **** to fall back on when I get out
>plus that gives me a few years for **** to hopefully settle down
>tell them Im looking into the RANGER contract (option 40)
>friends Douche cowadoody **** licker brother tells me how they aren't ase badass as the marines
>"cause they got so much tougher training, they just train you to straight up kiil"
>"so does the army, plus they have more options than infranty"
"yeah, ok harryblazer, you wait and see. you'll come around eventually
#101 to #98 - Durn ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
>going to college first
>looking into the RANGER contract
#86 - lolzponies (12/13/2012) [-]
User avatar #16 - thegirlyoudespise (12/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Marines scare me
User avatar #78 to #63 - thelastamerican (12/13/2012) [-]
They don't mean to scare you, it's just that once they start being scary they don't return to normal.
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