MARINE PROBLEMS. Thousands of Devil Dogs are by the green weenie every year... For just a few dollars a day, you can help these jarheads find a home... I'll adopt one... marines Cages Sarah Mclachlan
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#73 - snakefire (12/13/2012) [-]
save a life...adopt a marine
#45 - dirtyharold (12/13/2012) [-]
mommy I want the one with the sleeve tattoo
#84 - Muppetz (12/13/2012) [-]
****		 YEAH FIELD DAY!
**** YEAH FIELD DAY!
#15 - oxYKellark (12/13/2012) [-]
So thats how the Navy transports you guys.

I guess the term "devil dog" is pretty accurate.
#18 - larfang (12/13/2012) [-]
I'll adopt one...
User avatar #19 to #18 - Muppetz (12/13/2012) [-]
Are you sure?
Adopting a Lance Corporal is a lot of responsibility.
You have to feed it beer and cigarettes and put a muzzle on it when you take it out for PT or it might try to kill something.
User avatar #21 to #19 - larfang (12/13/2012) [-]
I'm positive, I've had experience with other military types. They are a lot of work but tend to be pretty loyal. I heard Marines are far more aggressive than any other of it's species, but I'm up for the challenge. If they need a home I shall gladly provide...
#1 - krasnogvardiech (12/13/2012) [-]
The ones that behave get to be door gunners.
User avatar #100 - AngNoop (12/13/2012) [-]
Im going to be a Marine I have to graduate from high school first Im in the delayed entry program. I leave in july for bootcamp. OoRAH!
User avatar #102 to #100 - Durn (12/13/2012) [-]
MOS?
User avatar #103 to #102 - AngNoop (12/13/2012) [-]
I wanted 0651 Data networking but I got Mp as of now but its subject to change.
#147 to #103 - teufelshunde (12/14/2012) [-]
If you become an MP, everyone will hate you.   
   
Data networking? Do you really want to be known as a...   
   
POG?
If you become an MP, everyone will hate you.

Data networking? Do you really want to be known as a...

POG?
User avatar #106 to #103 - sceirine (12/13/2012) [-]
I'm graduating in January and headed to the Army. Good luck dude! Maybe I'll see you around sometime
User avatar #109 to #106 - AngNoop (12/13/2012) [-]
That would be cool dude to see a funnyjunker there.
User avatar #104 to #103 - Durn (12/13/2012) [-]
wavey
User avatar #107 to #104 - AngNoop (12/13/2012) [-]
is mp good you think?
User avatar #133 to #107 - Muppetz (12/14/2012) [-]
MP sucks. Best case scenario you'll be stuck on a base pulling over drunk officers.
Everyone hates you. Pray for a real deployment. Or your just going to be a cop in cooler uniform.
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User avatar #112 to #107 - sceirine (12/13/2012) [-]
I don't see why not. I'm headed for Infantry. have a buddy who is MP and she is currently stationed in Germany. (Away from the action)
User avatar #111 to #107 - Durn (12/13/2012) [-]
Yeah, I mean it's not like you were stuck with a ****** MOS, MP is good. I'm planning for 03 but it's up to you man.
User avatar #126 to #100 - blackhawksfan (12/13/2012) [-]
Paris Island or San Diego?
User avatar #128 to #126 - AngNoop (12/13/2012) [-]
San Diego!
User avatar #129 to #128 - blackhawksfan (12/13/2012) [-]
Nice, you're gonna be a hollywood marine like I am. I will have graduated 5 years ago in May. Was in India Company, Platoon 3214
User avatar #131 to #129 - Muppetz (12/14/2012) [-]
PFpfpffft. Hollywood Marines
Everyone knows REAL Marines come from the Island
jk
India Company 3061!
User avatar #130 to #129 - AngNoop (12/14/2012) [-]
Are you still in?
User avatar #142 to #130 - blackhawksfan (12/14/2012) [-]
In the Reserves now.
#121 to #100 - nevergetsdubs (12/13/2012) [-]
$5 says you'll accidentally salute me when im in PO-Khakis
$5 says you'll accidentally salute me when im in PO-Khakis
User avatar #123 to #121 - blackhawksfan (12/13/2012) [-]
**** you and your shiny!
#69 - illegalartist (12/13/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #75 - mistermorai (12/13/2012) [-]
In the arms of an angel...
User avatar #59 - tikledpikle (12/13/2012) [-]
awww look at the wittle boots. they're just so damn cute before deployment.
#110 - unseengiant (12/13/2012) [-]
all they need is a asian with a stick and they have the john mccain experince
User avatar #117 to #110 - yourasiangamer (12/13/2012) [-]
hah, I get it.
#8 - defeats (12/13/2012) [-]
Oh USMC, you are not normal.
Oh USMC, you are not normal.
#23 - warmbuns (12/13/2012) [-]
I'm a marine and I find this funny.
#79 to #23 - doctorstickly (12/13/2012) [-]
I'm a I this and funny find Marine.
#47 to #23 - draxdiesel (12/13/2012) [-]
i'm a find and funny this marine
#64 to #47 - fisty ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
I'm and this funny marine I a
#92 - shmedly (12/13/2012) [-]
we found people to kill!!!!!!!!!!!
we found people to kill!!!!!!!!!!!
User avatar #35 - thatonetyler ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
I'm in the Army and i find this quite funny.
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User avatar #124 to #70 - thatonetyler ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
thank you
#86 - lolzponies (12/13/2012) [-]
Murica
User avatar #95 - boeka (12/13/2012) [-]
I bet they'd need a lot of walking outside, a lot of food and probably something to gnaw on every once in a while to keep their teeth strong.
User avatar #46 - sonsofsol ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
QUICK! Before PETA gasses 'em.
User avatar #14 - thewellhungarian (12/13/2012) [-]
Oh man, I can't wait for boot; I'm so ******* exited.
User avatar #38 to #14 - jtblip (12/13/2012) [-]
I'm in the ************* Navy and I hated boot, you're going to hang yourself
User avatar #41 to #38 - thewellhungarian (12/13/2012) [-]
Nah, it'll suck balls, but I'll be good.
User avatar #17 to #14 - Muppetz (12/13/2012) [-]
Get ready to hate life.
User avatar #22 to #17 - thewellhungarian (12/13/2012) [-]
So I have heard, hehe. Got any tips for me, my friend?
User avatar #26 to #22 - Muppetz (12/13/2012) [-]
Scream.
ALL THE TIME. No matter what, where, or when. Scream everything you say.
And when you get there, if you can't **** for like...a week. That's normal.
User avatar #28 to #26 - thewellhungarian (12/13/2012) [-]
Will do, I also hear to always refer to oneself in third person. Is that true?
User avatar #30 to #28 - Muppetz (12/13/2012) [-]
Yes. You do not have a name.
"This recruit requests permission to..."
"These recruits are..."
"That recruit is..."
You'll get the hang of it.
Just survive Black Friday. For like the first week while your there, you'll have receiving DI's who usually don't give a **** .
Black Friday is when you get your real drill instructors. You will want to quit.
I dont care how tough you are. Just survive those three days. It won't last forever. Phase 1 is the worst. Just push through.

And mark EVERYTHING with your name. You **** WILL get tossed, and if you lose something you will get ****** up...Bad.
User avatar #33 to #30 - thewellhungarian (12/13/2012) [-]
Thanks for the tips brother, it means a lot. I cannot thank you enough.
User avatar #42 to #33 - defeats (12/13/2012) [-]
And that's possible recruits i.e. before basic.
User avatar #40 to #33 - defeats (12/13/2012) [-]
Have you done much training prior to enlisting? And how would you rate your personal fitness?
I don't know the USMCs entry requirements, but for the Royal marines, recruits need to be able to run 3 miles in 22 minutes, do 50 push ups within 2 minutes, 50 sit ups within 2 minutes and max pull ups (at least 6).
User avatar #87 to #40 - Muppetz (12/13/2012) [-]
U.S. Marines - 20 Pullups - 100 Crunches / 2Minutes - 3 Mile run in 18 Minutes
Is a perfect score.
User avatar #90 to #87 - defeats (12/13/2012) [-]
That's looks like more than the SEAL eligibility assessment.
What I listed above is the minimum requirement, I'm not a marine myself, so I don't really know what a competitive score would be.
User avatar #91 to #90 - Muppetz (12/13/2012) [-]
That's for a perfect score.
You can get in with less than that but I dont know the minimum requirements.
If your doing the minimum you have no business in the military. You know?
User avatar #93 to #91 - defeats (12/13/2012) [-]
True that.
That's one of the reasons I'm aiming to join the military.
I'm a Brit, and I'd like to join the Parachute Regiment of the British Army.
The Army appeals to me much more than the Navy.
User avatar #44 to #40 - thewellhungarian (12/13/2012) [-]
I do PT every week and run a couple times a week. I can do 87 sit-ups in 2 min so far, 14 pull-ups and do 3 miles in a little over ~20-21 min. I would say that I am doing pretty good so far, but I definitely have margin for improvement. Doc says I am perfectly healthy and I make weight without issue as well.
User avatar #88 to #44 - Muppetz (12/13/2012) [-]
Do pullups like its your ******* job.
Go out and buy one of those door hang iron gyms. It like 30 bucks tops and will save your score on a PFT.
And you can never run enough. Before i left is was running a minimum of three miles daily and I still struggled.
Sit ups are easy to improve.
Get with your recruiting office and PT with them.
User avatar #48 to #44 - defeats (12/13/2012) [-]
Good good, you shouldn't have any problem to be honest. You'll fly through compared to some of the people who'll join without much physical background at all.
But make no mistakes, it'll still be very hard. But how ever many months training lasts, you'll have a great time.
User avatar #51 to #48 - thewellhungarian (12/13/2012) [-]
Thanks buddy, I appreciate it. Take care and have a good one.
User avatar #54 to #51 - defeats (12/13/2012) [-]
You too, good luck.
User avatar #24 to #22 - warmbuns (12/13/2012) [-]
Keep your head up and keep moving forward, that's all you can do at boot. Trust me.
User avatar #67 - Eleatperson (12/13/2012) [-]
oh god...my sides... Rah my brother...rah
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