So Much Win!. Me Gusta. You got he love the Brits. A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London , He montly asked the newbie he turn off the radio because
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So Much Win!

You got he love the Brits.
A devout Arab Muslim entered a black cab in London , He montly asked the newbie he turn off the radio because as
deemed by his religious teaching, he must not listen he musk because in the time of the prophet there was no
music, especially ‘Western music which is the music of the indded. The cab driver politely switched off the radio,
stopped the cab and opened the deer. The Arab Muslim asked him, "What are you doing? "The canobie answered,
In the time of the prophet there were no taxis, so flick off and wait for a esaelp"
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#71 - anonymoose ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
no music in the time of Mohammed.
#7 - anon (12/13/2012) [-]
the british man was then publicly executed for being rude to a muslim man in britain
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#66 - eruptinganus (12/13/2012) [-]
Lol this is complete ******** . This story is about as legit as those iphone text comps. Basically this is just your average run of the mill post made to bash religion and start an unnessesary flame war, so people can throw retarded crude 12 year old insults at each other and make a bunch of invalid points. Good job op, making funnyjunk a better website post by post.
#124 to #66 - quietbrony (12/13/2012) [-]
this.
this.
#68 to #66 - eruptinganus (12/13/2012) [-]
Oh and just to add to the cherry on the cake. Music is not prohibited in islam. The quran in its entirety is a poem with every verse rhyming. Also during the times of the prophet, people would sing nashids, islamic hymns, people later went on to sing ghazals and it is considered a good deed to practice these disciplines. So saying that "in the time of the prophet there was no music" is complete and utter ******** . Ok lets be impartial here: IF THIS STORY IS TRUE (which im 95% sure it isn't), this muslim is very ignorant and in islam it clearly says you should not insult others, when he just dissed the cab drivers culture saying western infidel music. Also he has got his facts wrong, so he isn't exactly a very good muslim or a good representative of muslims. This is just another failed attempt to make a bash at arabs/religion/islam.
User avatar #57 - MountRushmore (12/13/2012) [-]
This is made up because it says nothing about music being a sin. As a matter of fact the whole Quran rhymes and is read with a poetic like tone.
User avatar #125 - sarabearrawr (12/13/2012) [-]
That's actually really bad..
That's like saying a Christian construction worker shouldn't use nails or wood to work, because they're what killed Jesus.
Worded that terribly, but you know what I mean.
#70 - newall (12/13/2012) [-]
this is op.

and anyone who think's this is a true story.
#119 - sphinxe (12/13/2012) [-]
'Got to love the Brits'   
   
Like this would actually happen.
'Got to love the Brits'

Like this would actually happen.
User avatar #147 to #119 - misfitsftw (12/13/2012) [-]
it actually could have. I live in England and just saying, the level of casual racism here is pretty ******* high. its not hard for me to believe that some taxi driver got pissed off enough with a foreigner making special requests, based on a religion quite a few brits just barely tolerate, to say something like that.
#95 - zzonked (12/13/2012) [-]
I'm British, here's my taxi story.

>get in taxi in London
>all going well so far, having a nice conversation about ducks
>all of a sudden it's bladdy 6 a bong
>I say "oi m8 it's bladdy 6 a bong ya willy wearin chav, turn dat bladdy radio on yeh I wonna listen to ar ma'rm's adress to the fellas of aur natiun
>he says "fakin ell m8 oim a bladdy maslim u cheeky kant, all hails to allah an all dat lark"
>e's only a bladdy not bong respecting infidel
>"fak off and drive a kamel u cheeky littal fak kunt"
>i reach over and turn the radio on
>he dies because his god kills people who listen to the radio at certain times
>mfw I enjoyed 6 a bong over his dead body

god bless aur marm
User avatar #130 to #95 - trollvista (12/13/2012) [-]
WAT
User avatar #149 to #95 - soarinxdashie (12/13/2012) [-]
That was ******* glorious
#104 to #95 - DerpScout (12/13/2012) [-]
God bless 'er
#145 to #104 - anon (12/13/2012) [-]
DATS DEM ****** CHECKLE BRUVAS!
#20 - tasomo (12/13/2012) [-]
"in the time of the prophet there was no music"

Riiiiiiiiiiiight. Music only came into existence during the adult life of Muhammad.
User avatar #115 - baconoverjesus (12/13/2012) [-]
one thing i hate which happens a lot is when Muslims claim you are not respecting their religion and culture, how about you ******* respect mine and stop changing my countries culture to match yours?
User avatar #129 to #115 - trollvista (12/13/2012) [-]
Jew mad bro?
User avatar #150 to #115 - misfitsftw (12/13/2012) [-]
exactly, they come over here for a better life because their country wasn't good to them, then they try and change it to make it like the one they just left. LOGIC!

"here" meaning uk, I live in the north of england
User avatar #4 - booooobs (12/13/2012) [-]
all the cab drivers are pakis now
#8 to #4 - anon (12/13/2012) [-]
up yours too mofo
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#116 to #4 - dawzah (12/13/2012) [-]
the best ones though
#22 to #4 - mackigol (12/13/2012) [-]
Typical xenophobic English attitude.
User avatar #64 to #22 - FrogsOfTheSea (12/13/2012) [-]
*(Almost) the truth
Pakistanis and other Asians come to The UK to get jobs and have a better quality of life, so are more willing to do jobs that the average white man does not want to do, such as cab driving. So many, although not all cab drivers are indeed Asian.
#58 to #4 - phantasmalcat (12/13/2012) [-]
mfw my uncle is paki taxi driver
mfw my uncle is paki taxi driver
User avatar #9 to #4 - bricktop (12/13/2012) [-]
well thats true for minicabs. if you get a black cab it will probably be driven by a white guy, you need to pass the 'knowledge' or something
#142 - NhuckCorris (12/13/2012) [-]
If this was really British, it would be an arab driving the taxi, blasting 			******		 BBC Asian network radio, and the white guy asking him to turn it off, then getting nicked for racism.
If this was really British, it would be an arab driving the taxi, blasting ****** BBC Asian network radio, and the white guy asking him to turn it off, then getting nicked for racism.
User avatar #146 to #142 - misfitsftw (12/13/2012) [-]
i find stereotypes highly amusing but they're not always correct. i live in barnsley, and i have only had maybe two foreign taxi drivers EVER. I guess that's just barnsley though, it is a mostly white middle/working class area :P also we don't do well at making foreigners feel welcome (everyone's incredibly ******* racist about "them smelly pakis" its hilarious XD)
#163 to #146 - anon (12/13/2012) [-]
Well I live in birmingham and they're all foreign and drive very dangerously.
#169 to #142 - anon (12/13/2012) [-]
Not black cabs, black cabs are driven by white people, the phone up taxis are the ones that are driven by foreigners.
User avatar #170 to #169 - NhuckCorris (12/13/2012) [-]
The black cabs near me are mainly arabs, but yes, the phone up ones are pretty much 100% foreign.
#85 - serotonin (12/13/2012) [-]
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#106 - anon (12/13/2012) [-]
That's racist, you ************* watermelon-flavoured-deep-fried-chicken -drizzled-with-grape-kool-aid-reduction eating ******
User avatar #87 - jamespowell (12/13/2012) [-]
Can you imagine how hated this man would be if this was in america?
#94 - brianine (12/13/2012) [-]
<MFW religious posts
#30 - silentwarrior (12/13/2012) [-]
Music existed long before islam in the arab world. Some devout muslims avoid music, but the reason given is completely off.
#33 to #30 - silentwarrior (12/13/2012) [-]
Instead of trying to learn more about islam and not post content that are based upon incorrect information, OP decided to post something like this.
#35 to #30 - silentwarrior (12/13/2012) [-]
Any devout muslim would obviously know this and not state that their reason for not listening to music is "Music did not exist during the time if the prophet".

So this title should really be "So Much Fail", as in OP with this post.
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#74 to #13 - cockineveryorifice (12/13/2012) [-]
Yeah, nothing to do with the fact the muslim called it "music of the infidels". Anyway it's irrelevant seeing as this story is complete ******** .
User avatar #19 to #13 - gabecello (12/13/2012) [-]
"Can you please stop enjoying life so I can also stop enjoying life?"
If you want to become a martyr because of your religion, that's fine. But don't bother other people with your **** .
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User avatar #99 to #36 - jajathezombie (12/13/2012) [-]
He could have just asked the cabbie to turn off the music rather than openly insulting him with the infidel nonsense.
#24 to #19 - anon (12/13/2012) [-]
No respect for other people is no respect for you. **** you gabecello!
User avatar #117 to #19 - formerlyanon (12/13/2012) [-]
Forgive me, but I have serious doubts that the inability to listen to the radio will impact on quality of life.
#154 to #19 - anon (12/13/2012) [-]
Mate, the muslim man is the customer. He can have it whatever ******* he likes it. You do remember he is the one paying for the trip, right?
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