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cuckoo clock. Not mine, made me laugh.. Why it is hard to have a boys night out when you are in a relationship: The other night I was invited out for a night wi

Not mine, made me laugh.

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Why it is hard to have a boys night out when you are in a
relationship:
The other night I was invited out for a night with the "boys." I told
my wife that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the
hours passed and the beers went down way too easily. Around 3
door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3
times. Quickly, realising my fiance would probably wake up, I
cuckooed another 9 times. laas really proud of myself for coming
up with such a quk: solution, in order to escape a possible
conflict with her. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9
cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT El The next morning my
fiance asked me what time I got in, I told her "MIDNIGHT''... she
didn' t seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one!
Then she said "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked her
why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times,
then said "oh **** " Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat,
cuckooed another three times, laughed, cuckooed twice more, and
then tripped over the coffee table and faded.
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User avatar #2 - imbartichello (12/12/2012) [-]
funny how halfway the story his wife turns into his fiancee
User avatar #4 to #2 - phanact (12/12/2012) [-]
They got unmarried
#65 to #2 - anon (12/13/2012) [-]
He went to his other girls house.
User avatar #3 to #2 - iwanttousenumbers (12/12/2012) [-]
He went to the wrong house
#177 - donttouchthat (12/13/2012) [-]
**donttouchthat rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at the never-ending ride ** MFW he has a wife and fiance
#186 to #177 - jokersaysamuseme (12/13/2012) [-]
**jokersaysamuseme rolled a random image posted in comment #1946863 at MLP Brony Board ** Nice
**jokersaysamuseme rolled a random image posted in comment #1946863 at MLP Brony Board ** Nice
User avatar #286 to #177 - asimox (12/14/2012) [-]
Must be a mormon...

romney.jpg
#109 - Yojimbo (12/13/2012) [-]
Yes...yes, we should get that fixed.
Yes...yes, we should get that fixed.
User avatar #15 - cubicleman (12/13/2012) [-]
He said wife at first then fiance, which is it?
User avatar #255 to #15 - gorginhanson (12/13/2012) [-]
He has both
User avatar #16 to #15 - joelyrolly (12/13/2012) [-]
He was drunk give him a break.
#37 - jetthunder (12/13/2012) [-]
mfw tripped over the coffee table and farted
#123 - tomesponja (12/13/2012) [-]
The clock's supposed to be crazy like that.

After all, it is a... CUCKOO CLOCK!
#47 - anon (12/13/2012) [-]
he told the WIFE he would be home by midnight, but realized that his FIANCE would wake up. . . i am confused O_o
User avatar #53 to #47 - ShaunG (12/13/2012) [-]
Mormon.
User avatar #62 to #53 - happygrowman (12/13/2012) [-]
moron*


at least spell it right. they didnt think up of a religious cult overnight for nothing
#6 - phanact (12/12/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#151 - leprakanye (12/13/2012) [-]
This is always the philosophy after a night like that.
#63 - breakfastlunch (12/13/2012) [-]
I'm not sure how believable a story can be when a wife magically turns into a fiancee
I'm not sure how believable a story can be when a wife magically turns into a fiancee
#120 to #63 - anewerbeggining (12/13/2012) [-]
Happens when you're drunk.
#205 to #63 - anon (12/13/2012) [-]
Well in my culture, if we live with our partner he is our husband/wife, I live with my fiancee but my family, friend and I say he is my husband.
#73 to #63 - neutrino (12/13/2012) [-]
It's a condition commonly referred to today as 'being drunk off your ass'.
#251 - sonron (12/13/2012) [-]
**sonron rolled a random image posted in comment #46 at Getting into the Christmas spirit ** My clock!
#45 - wings (12/13/2012) [-]
I lost my **** at "Tripped over the coffee table and farted."
User avatar #35 - nucularwar (12/13/2012) [-]
sooooooooooo are you married or engaged?
#43 to #35 - anon (12/13/2012) [-]
Married->Divorced->Engaged all in one night.
User avatar #54 to #43 - thequickster (12/13/2012) [-]
I didn't know he was married to Kim Kardashian.
#24 - iwbam (12/13/2012) [-]
#284 - xdjerredlongxd (12/13/2012) [-]
My clock.
My clock.
User avatar #44 - optimussum (12/13/2012) [-]
lol'd so hard that I tripped over my coffee table and farted
#168 - hakeo (12/13/2012) [-]
User avatar #208 to #168 - sorrowofdaedalus (12/13/2012) [-]
Warrior in my ass.
User avatar #195 to #168 - joyguy (12/13/2012) [-]
Cthulhu Sleeps in my ass
User avatar #252 to #168 - sonron (12/13/2012) [-]
Strobe in my ass.
#266 to #168 - rednax (12/13/2012) [-]
Gus the theatre cat in my ass.
#203 to #168 - tippidyt (12/13/2012) [-]
If you can hear this in my ass.
User avatar #179 to #168 - vexaton (12/13/2012) [-]
Gerudo Valley in my ass

I'm making a dubstep remix of it x) It's on my profile
#238 to #168 - anon (12/13/2012) [-]
Broken beaten and scarred... in my ass.
User avatar #196 to #168 - benasbenas (12/13/2012) [-]
Aerosmith - I Don't Wanna Miss a Thing-in my ass
#201 to #168 - Happiness (12/13/2012) [-]
Song on my tv at the moment, Ed sheeran- Give me love in my ass
#207 to #168 - anon (12/13/2012) [-]
Both of us.. in my ass.
User avatar #225 to #168 - crustylips (12/13/2012) [-]
That thing you do in my ass
+6
#194 to #168 - lbk **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#185 to #168 - tippidyt (12/13/2012) [-]
Is it wrong if Santa and Moses are having an epic rap battle in my ass?
#209 to #168 - stratosrider (12/13/2012) [-]
Let your love flow.. in my ass
#193 to #168 - anon (12/13/2012) [-]
Caramelldansen in my ass... wat.
#257 to #168 - dobbelganger (12/13/2012) [-]
Two princes in my ass
Two princes in my ass
User avatar #175 to #168 - HGOnethreeone (12/13/2012) [-]
Disposable Teens In My Ass.
User avatar #235 to #168 - yunablade (12/13/2012) [-]
Beelzeboss in my ass.

Today was a bad day for listening to Tenacious D
#267 to #235 - rednax (12/13/2012) [-]
He'll bend you over and he'll take you to brown-town.
#172 to #168 - manirock ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
Cold wind blows in my ass
User avatar #169 to #168 - meuk ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
Orbital - Halcyon +on +on in my ass
#237 to #168 - anon (12/13/2012) [-]
Alive in my ass.
#287 to #168 - sirestaresatyou (12/29/2012) [-]
Afterlife in my ass
#231 to #168 - mrblacksmoke (12/13/2012) [-]
Skinny love....in my ass.
#261 to #168 - killerturd (12/13/2012) [-]
Get it by your hands.......in my ass
User avatar #204 to #168 - selquiz (12/13/2012) [-]
Tomorrow comes today in my ass o_O
#184 to #168 - anon (12/13/2012) [-]
Ascendancy in my ass.
#197 to #168 - redsweetnsour (12/13/2012) [-]
Fluttershys monster in my ass.... oh god, im so sorry...
#210 to #168 - belakewe (12/13/2012) [-]
Bloody kisses...in my ass.
User avatar #192 to #168 - JuTeKa (12/13/2012) [-]
Trapped in the Drive-Thru in my ass.




Oh.
User avatar #202 to #168 - mcshmeggy (12/13/2012) [-]
naomi in my ass

wut
User avatar #173 to #168 - fapperdefap (12/13/2012) [-]
soad - sugar in my a$$
#181 to #168 - fizzor (12/13/2012) [-]
Blood Sugar in my ass.
Blood Sugar in my ass.

User avatar #262 to #168 - merkdox (12/13/2012) [-]
waiting for the end.. in my ass
#245 to #168 - anon (12/13/2012) [-]
Insomnia in my ass? nop
#247 to #168 - vikingfaen (12/13/2012) [-]
Some Kind Of Monster in my ass...
User avatar #236 to #168 - linneabye (12/13/2012) [-]
whoever brings the night in my ass ..
User avatar #242 to #168 - ixcarnifexxi (12/13/2012) [-]
Sudden Movements...in my ass....
#182 to #168 - satansatan (12/13/2012) [-]
Trapped in my ass
Trapped in my ass
User avatar #220 to #168 - semo (12/13/2012) [-]
torn....in my ass
#170 to #168 - oniguru (12/13/2012) [-]
Come On Composer in my ass





okay
#191 to #168 - seffo (12/13/2012) [-]
MIA in my ass
#246 to #191 - vikingfaen (12/13/2012) [-]
Relevant?
Relevant?
User avatar #248 to #246 - seffo (12/13/2012) [-]
you got it, lad
#249 to #248 - vikingfaen (12/13/2012) [-]
Gunslinger just came on...
Gunslinger just came on...
#198 to #191 - betusbitch (12/13/2012) [-]
hell yeah my ***** that wizard brolifa my *****
User avatar #206 to #168 - hrx (12/13/2012) [-]
addicted ( to love ) in my ass
User avatar #178 to #168 - donttouchthat (12/13/2012) [-]
My daughter is watching tv.. so Elmo's World In My Ass. Oh brother
User avatar #253 to #168 - godoflime (12/13/2012) [-]
Baby let me finish in my ass
#174 to #168 - anssi (12/13/2012) [-]
Eyes of eternity in my ass
#269 to #168 - zeldapronmaster ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
everybody talks in my ass.
everybody talks in my ass.
User avatar #256 to #168 - buttplugmaster (12/13/2012) [-]
unerasable sin in my ass.
#265 to #168 - imaspecial (12/13/2012) [-]
Face paint... in my ass
Face paint... in my ass
User avatar #243 to #168 - kitsunekoma (12/13/2012) [-]
Firework in my ass ...oh god why...
#260 to #168 - blackberryjam (12/13/2012) [-]
Blast My Desire in my ass D:
Blast My Desire in my ass D:
User avatar #218 to #168 - hitlerwillrapejew (12/13/2012) [-]
i hate everything about you.....in my ass.
User avatar #219 to #218 - hitlerwillrapejew (12/13/2012) [-]
oh, and if we're going with last song listened to- i am the unicorn wizard in my ass.
User avatar #187 to #168 - jokersaysamuseme (12/13/2012) [-]
No Church in my ass.

(Safe House is a kick ass film)
#214 to #168 - urchinator (12/13/2012) [-]
motorway to roswell ... in my ass
motorway to roswell ... in my ass
User avatar #215 to #214 - urchinator (12/13/2012) [-]
and it just changed to a fart joke -> planet of sound in my ass
User avatar #183 to #168 - kusaps (12/13/2012) [-]
babe im gonna leave you...in my ass
User avatar #211 to #168 - funnyrage (12/13/2012) [-]
nothing really matters in my ass
#176 to #168 - tarantallegra (12/13/2012) [-]
Cocks in my ass.   
   
I 			*******		 HATE YOU, ZICO.
Cocks in my ass.

I ******* HATE YOU, ZICO.
User avatar #281 to #278 - tarantallegra (12/13/2012) [-]
/watch?v=ZPHIAKS0mvc

not even kidding.
User avatar #244 - ixcarnifexxi (12/13/2012) [-]
I laughed too hard at "tripped over the coffee table and farted"
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