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cuckoo clock. Not mine, made me laugh.. Why it is hard to have a boys night out when you are in a relationship: The other night I was invited out for a night wi

Not mine, made me laugh.

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Why it is hard to have a boys night out when you are in a
relationship:
The other night I was invited out for a night with the "boys." I told
my wife that I would be home by midnight, "I promise!" Well, the
hours passed and the beers went down way too easily. Around 3
door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3
times. Quickly, realising my fiance would probably wake up, I
cuckooed another 9 times. laas really proud of myself for coming
up with such a quk: solution, in order to escape a possible
conflict with her. (Even when totally smashed... 3 cuckoos plus 9
cuckoos totals 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT El The next morning my
fiance asked me what time I got in, I told her "MIDNIGHT''... she
didn' t seem pissed off in the least. Whew, I got away with that one!
Then she said "We need a new cuckoo clock." When I asked her
why, she said, "Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times,
then said "oh shit" Cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat,
cuckooed another three times, laughed, cuckooed twice more, and
then tripped over the coffee table and faded.
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User avatar #2 - imbartichello
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(12/12/2012) [-]
funny how halfway the story his wife turns into his fiancee
User avatar #4 to #2 - phanact
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(12/12/2012) [-]
They got unmarried
#65 to #2 - anon id: b66770aa
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(12/13/2012) [-]
He went to his other girls house.
User avatar #3 to #2 - iwanttousenumbers
Reply +60 123456789123345869
(12/12/2012) [-]
He went to the wrong house
#6 - phanact
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(12/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #15 - cubicleman
Reply +44 123456789123345869
(12/13/2012) [-]
He said wife at first then fiance, which is it?
User avatar #255 to #15 - gorginhanson
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(12/13/2012) [-]
He has both
User avatar #16 to #15 - joelyrolly
Reply +116 123456789123345869
(12/13/2012) [-]
He was drunk give him a break.
#37 - jetthunder
Reply +69 123456789123345869
(12/13/2012) [-]
mfw tripped over the coffee table and farted
#41 to #37 - jimmynutz
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(12/13/2012) [-]
^^that
#63 - breakfastlunch
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(12/13/2012) [-]
I'm not sure how believable a story can be when a wife magically turns into a fiancee
I'm not sure how believable a story can be when a wife magically turns into a fiancee
#120 to #63 - anewerbeggining
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(12/13/2012) [-]
Happens when you're drunk.
#205 to #63 - anon id: a558bd6a
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(12/13/2012) [-]
Well in my culture, if we live with our partner he is our husband/wife, I live with my fiancee but my family, friend and I say he is my husband.
#73 to #63 - neutrino
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(12/13/2012) [-]
It's a condition commonly referred to today as 'being drunk off your ass'.
#254 - phippz
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(12/13/2012) [-]
#22 - roflzaur
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User avatar #28 to #22 - reican
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(12/13/2012) [-]
You must be the one waking up in the ditch next to the road
#29 to #22 - crafty
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(12/13/2012) [-]
User avatar #23 to #22 - mcdubwise
Reply +34 123456789123345869
(12/13/2012) [-]
you must be a blast at parties.
#177 - donttouchthat
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(12/13/2012) [-]
**donttouchthat rolled a random image posted in comment #26 at the never-ending ride ** MFW he has a wife and fiance
#186 to #177 - jokersaysamuseme
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(12/13/2012) [-]
**jokersaysamuseme rolled a random image posted in comment #1946863 at MLP Brony Board ** Nice
**jokersaysamuseme rolled a random image posted in comment #1946863 at MLP Brony Board ** Nice
User avatar #286 to #177 - asimox
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(12/14/2012) [-]
Must be a mormon...

romney.jpg
#24 - iwbam
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(12/13/2012) [-]
#109 - Yojimbo
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(12/13/2012) [-]
Yes...yes, we should get that fixed.
Yes...yes, we should get that fixed.