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#5 - internetrep
Reply +34
(12/13/2012) [-]
Whats Green and has wheels?

Grass, I lied about the wheels.




Why was Timmy Sad?

He had a frog stapled to his face.




Why did the plane crash?

The driver was a baguette
#45 to #5 - soupermann
Reply +1
(12/13/2012) [-]
What do an eagle and a mole have in common?

They both live underground, except for the eagle.
#49 to #45 - vigorion
Reply 0
(12/13/2012) [-]
What is the difference between an ostrich?
Both legs are equally long. Especially the left.
#34 to #5 - TravisPastrana
Reply +1
(12/13/2012) [-]
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

The Holocaust.
#7 to #5 - plasmaballs
Reply +12
(12/13/2012) [-]
Why did Sally fall off the swing?
She had no arms.

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Not Sally
#26 to #7 - mausbaus
Reply +1
(12/13/2012) [-]
Lol'd.

anyone have the gif of this?
#6 to #5 - theaveragejoe
Reply +1
(12/13/2012) [-]
Why did the little boy drop his ice cream?

He got hit by a bus.
#8 to #6 - anon
Reply 0
(12/13/2012) [-]
Why did the 8 year old boy die? He said "yolo" and jumped off a cliff.
#10 to #8 - yourmomismyhostage
Reply +5
(12/13/2012) [-]
how do you make a plumber cry?

Kill his family