Emergency bear. Need one now. Breath Spray“, Flashlight‘? Condoms”, The Catcher In the Rye by J. D. Salinger“, Cigarettes“, Lighter”, Rope“
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User avatar #214 to #34 - errdayimfjing (12/13/2012) [-]
Haha nice name. I love the video about vietnamese pokemon crystal
#39 to #34 - sparkajh (12/12/2012) [-]
Whenever he looks at the bear
#71 - poutinesalad (12/12/2012) [-]
The words pedophile rape kit come to mind.
#138 - shazmothree (12/13/2012) [-]
The Catcher in the Rye and the rope makes me feel like this is a suicide kit
The Catcher in the Rye and the rope makes me feel like this is a suicide kit
#168 to #138 - irishlawyer (12/13/2012) [-]
vodka for one last drink
catcher in the rye for last book
condom/breath spray for last rape
rope to die
User avatar #170 to #168 - shazmothree (12/13/2012) [-]
Don't forget the two spliffs
#137 to #120 - occamsrazor (12/13/2012) [-]
In all honesty though Catcher in the Rye is complete **** meant to entice English teachers into looking for symbolism and would-be assassins a motive.
#49 - mteverestand (12/12/2012) [-]
People who pretend to care about that book
User avatar #51 to #49 - Triskiller (12/12/2012) [-]
I love you.
User avatar #126 to #49 - deadrifler (12/13/2012) [-]
My ex was obsessed with that book to the point all her passwords were his ******* name.
#94 - Generation (12/12/2012) [-]
>5. Misc
#89 - funnypill (12/12/2012) [-]
**funnypill rolled a random image posted in comment #16 at Where Legendary Pokemon Come From ** whats in my emergency kit
User avatar #90 to #89 - funnypill (12/12/2012) [-]
surprisingly relevant
User avatar #62 - joee (12/12/2012) [-]
Why exactly is the Catcher in the Rye in there?
User avatar #87 to #62 - euchreplayer (12/12/2012) [-]
i'm not sure, but the book was found in one assassin's and another would be's back pockets: Mark Chapman (John Lennon) and John Hicknely Jr (attempt on Ronald Reagan)
User avatar #146 to #87 - bronybox (12/13/2012) [-]
Not only was it found in Chapman's pocket, but when they asked him if he would like to make a statement before he gets arrested, he handed them the book.
#206 - hauntzor (12/13/2012) [-]
KILL JOHN LENNON
KILL JOHN LENNON
KILL JOHN LENNON
#60 - lordzixx (12/12/2012) [-]
misc... yeaah
misc... yeaah
User avatar #23 - UA partay (12/12/2012) [-]
Catcher in the Rye encapsulated the worst attributes of every teenager. Never before in my life have I wanted to punch a character from a book so badly.
+12
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User avatar #246 to #239 - tiaatortilla (12/13/2012) [-]
thats what i thought too
#131 - lethalpeanut (12/13/2012) [-]
misc?
#76 - Zezo (12/12/2012) [-]
Always bring rope.
#86 to #76 - ironhidethegreat (12/12/2012) [-]
"we don't need your 			******		 rope"   
only relatable gif...no offense
"we don't need your ****** rope"
only relatable gif...no offense
#78 to #76 - kanatana (12/12/2012) [-]
Always bring a towel.
#105 to #78 - EvilWolf (12/12/2012) [-]
i think this is a better fit
User avatar #19 - DmOnZ (12/12/2012) [-]
I'm gonna side with Glen Quagmire and say that The Catcher in The Rye is one of the most over rated book of the 21st century...
#283 to #19 - piplh (12/13/2012) [-]
The best thing I can say about the book is it's somewhat interesting, and decently written. With that said, Holden is by far the most obnoxious character ever in any form of media. Nothing like reading about a whiny, privileged, slacker, teenager, complaining about how everyone is a phony, and talking about how lame he is.
#91 to #19 - anon (12/12/2012) [-]
I liked it very much. Well, maybe that's because when I read it I thought I could relate to Holden and his troubles sooo well.
Today I think this might have been a bit exeggerated but I still like the book nonetheless.
User avatar #293 to #91 - brettyoke (12/13/2012) [-]
Sorry you decided not to jump on the bandwagon and earn cheap thumbs, let me help you out anon. Let this green thumb go to every Fjer who has ever suffered for his opinion.
User avatar #24 to #19 - fauxshores ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
Could use it as toilet paper.
User avatar #29 to #24 - Mr Ronok (12/12/2012) [-]
isnt wiping your ass with **** a little redundant?
User avatar #69 to #19 - jajathezombie (12/12/2012) [-]
It was tolerable, but definitely not something amazing and deep like our English teachers and angsty teenagers seem to think.
#164 to #19 - anon (12/13/2012) [-]
only it isn't a 21st century book.
User avatar #229 to #164 - DmOnZ (12/13/2012) [-]
I know... but in the 21st century, it's over rated.
#227 - scuzzlebut (12/13/2012) [-]
For disinfectant purposes only. Internal use may lead to dissolution of the stomach and small intestine
#230 - hueyfreeman (12/13/2012) [-]
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misc
#178 - fuckya ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
Misc.
#8 - anon (12/12/2012) [-]
"misc."...
#267 - Greekkenyan (12/13/2012) [-]
The rope, because you can't rape someone who's running away
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