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#25 - mattdoggy (12/12/2012) [-]
>be dragonborn   
>walking outside of whiterun    
>just screwing around when all of a sudden it drops in   
>It's a simple blood dragon so i make relatively quick work of it   
>before i can dispatch it another blood dragon comes in   
>that's odd but i am confident   
>before i can land a blow on him i hear some ungodly noises   
>i look up to see 9 dragons   
>apparently the system glitched and kept spitting out dragons right above me   
>i pause it and screw around with settings which somehow cures the glitch but not the dragons    
>actually put into a really tough fight where i probably won't survive   
>use all my shouts, spells, and weapons i can to hold out   
>also do my best to keep healing the guards to keep them alive   
>manage to eventually kill all the dragons and not a single guard died   
>feel like true dragonborn   
>go over to my new guard combat brothers to celebrate with them   
>"so you can cast a few spells, am i supposed to be impressed"   
>......   
>so i can never return to whiterun again
>be dragonborn
>walking outside of whiterun
>just screwing around when all of a sudden it drops in
>It's a simple blood dragon so i make relatively quick work of it
>before i can dispatch it another blood dragon comes in
>that's odd but i am confident
>before i can land a blow on him i hear some ungodly noises
>i look up to see 9 dragons
>apparently the system glitched and kept spitting out dragons right above me
>i pause it and screw around with settings which somehow cures the glitch but not the dragons
>actually put into a really tough fight where i probably won't survive
>use all my shouts, spells, and weapons i can to hold out
>also do my best to keep healing the guards to keep them alive
>manage to eventually kill all the dragons and not a single guard died
>feel like true dragonborn
>go over to my new guard combat brothers to celebrate with them
>"so you can cast a few spells, am i supposed to be impressed"
>......
>so i can never return to whiterun again

User avatar #275 to #25 - fusrohnope (12/13/2012) [-]
Just keep walking man....




Even if Whiterun guards are hunting you.
User avatar #242 to #25 - shitblossom (12/13/2012) [-]
Let me guess, someone stole your sweetroll?
User avatar #34 to #25 - bitchplzzz (12/12/2012) [-]
so is life in whterun
User avatar #207 to #25 - thedungeonmaster (12/12/2012) [-]
And thats why I burned down Whiterun your honor
#296 to #25 - graknab (12/13/2012) [-]
>Dragonborn
>Listener
>Guild master
>Harbinger of companions
>Arch mage
>Save the world from vampires
>Kill Alduin the World Eater, save the world from dragon-apocalypse
>Assassin of the emperor

"TO PROVE YOU ARE WORTHY OF THE STORMCLOAKS YOU MUST KILL AN ICE WRAITH"
#183 to #25 - chezburgadominator (12/12/2012) [-]
By the gods, I dont know what to say......

No lollygaggin'.
User avatar #76 to #25 - rockamekishiko (12/12/2012) [-]
>milkdrinker
User avatar #62 to #25 - thexxtalonxx (12/12/2012) [-]
The only unrealistic thing about Skyrim is how the towns people are completely oblivious and even rude/hostile they are to the Dragonborn when they KNOW how ******* powerful a Dragonborn is because of THEIR ******* LEGENDS.

I facepalm everytime I think about it.
#103 to #62 - seankely (12/12/2012) [-]
That was one of the first things I noticed about the new DLC. Almost every character in the DLC's main town has unique dialougue related to major quest that help the city.
#4 - waffies (12/12/2012) [-]
Catch criminal scum? Sorry, we only catch Dragonborn warriors!
Catch criminal scum? Sorry, we only catch Dragonborn warriors!
#18 to #4 - mattdoggy (12/12/2012) [-]
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#101 - theslighttroll (12/12/2012) [-]
>be fully mastered werewolf
>running around and come across a trail
>dude comes out
>gimmie yo monies ***** or ill cut you
>mfw
#86 - drainbramage (12/12/2012) [-]
Ok, so I was playing a Skyrim, doing a bunch of sidequests or whatever, I come to a town where I have to get information or something and I came to this one guy who I was about to talk to when suddenly a Legendary dragon swoops down to attack the town and NPC's being as useless as they are it was me fighting the damn thing while guards die all around me, the dragon is finally dead. I talk to the guy after the fight and he says to "I ain't telling you anything, now you will be beaten to a pulp!" (or something along those lines, basically he was saying he was going to kick my ass) he then begins swinging at me for a brawl while the fresh skeleton of a dragon that I killed single handed and absorbed the soul of is laying about 5 inches behind him.    
   
.Gif related, it's how the brawl went down.
Ok, so I was playing a Skyrim, doing a bunch of sidequests or whatever, I come to a town where I have to get information or something and I came to this one guy who I was about to talk to when suddenly a Legendary dragon swoops down to attack the town and NPC's being as useless as they are it was me fighting the damn thing while guards die all around me, the dragon is finally dead. I talk to the guy after the fight and he says to "I ain't telling you anything, now you will be beaten to a pulp!" (or something along those lines, basically he was saying he was going to kick my ass) he then begins swinging at me for a brawl while the fresh skeleton of a dragon that I killed single handed and absorbed the soul of is laying about 5 inches behind him.

.Gif related, it's how the brawl went down.
#225 to #86 - John Cena (12/13/2012) [-]
What show do you know?
#35 - Nameloc (12/12/2012) [-]
Enlarge.

I liked Skyrim. It's incredibly linear dungeons kinda killed it for me.
I kept trying to explore around; On the bright side I found tons of extra stuff like bags of coins laying around... but you can't get lost and it's all a straight shot, really.
#3 - MCPO (12/12/2012) [-]
That Courier that killed the last fourt Legion Assassination teams, let's try to kill him this time.
#12 to #3 - John Cena (12/12/2012) [-]
At least they put up a challenge on hard, what with those damn .45-70's and **** .
User avatar #29 to #3 - samxdaxman (12/12/2012) [-]
wait, isnt he the guy who invaded hoover dam and killed everything there within half an hour? he must be tired, lets get him!
User avatar #11 to #3 - sorrowofdaedalus (12/12/2012) [-]
To be fair, that is how it really works in warfare. There was a WWII sniper known as The White Death who had over 900 confirmed kills, and a good chunk of them were anti-sniper teams sent specifically to find him, but they still kept sending more. Eventually, he got shot in the head by one of them.


.....And lived. But that's besides the point. The point is, you don't know if you're going to succeed until you try.
User avatar #100 to #11 - yunogasaii (12/12/2012) [-]
So the White Death had over 900 confirmed kills, but was he trained in gorilla warfare?
#44 to #11 - John Cena (12/12/2012) [-]
yeah his name was simo haya. something like 753 kills, but still that's goddamn insane
User avatar #106 to #44 - admiralen ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
actually he killed a lot of russians in their camps while they were sleeping
#208 to #106 - onceapiece ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
Ya. I think anon is right about his snipes, but he also killed quite a few people with his SMG. Makes me happy that tf2 has a sniper with an smg
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#73 - tomesponja (12/12/2012) [-]
Someone tries to mug you to feed their family... possibly.   
   
You brutally kill them, steal their belongings and teabag their corpse.
Someone tries to mug you to feed their family... possibly.

You brutally kill them, steal their belongings and teabag their corpse.
#145 to #73 - harbingerwolf (12/12/2012) [-]
They you steal their clothing and leave their corpse naked in the snow, only to drop all their **** 5 minutes down the road.

<-Only skyrim thing i have :(
User avatar #14 - itwasntnsfw (12/12/2012) [-]
How about when they stop a werewolf in the middle of the road asking for a toll.
#214 - ragged (12/12/2012) [-]
It's because the Dragonborn is a dick.
#232 to #214 - neoexdeath ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
And this is why you will never see the interior of the glorious goat tower.
#235 to #232 - ragged (12/13/2012) [-]
Joke's on you, I own a PS3, so I can't play Dawnguard anyway.

I cry at night imagining the splendor of the goat tower.
User avatar #244 to #235 - cossackwhoop (12/13/2012) [-]
Damn them for taking the fun out of fallout 3, now I got bugs, freezes, and glitches galore.
#245 to #244 - ragged (12/13/2012) [-]
Everybody talks about these game breaking glitches in Bethesda games. The worst thing I ever experienced was falling through the map once or twice.
User avatar #257 to #245 - darkjustifier ONLINE (12/13/2012) [-]
Lucky blighter, I got stuck in the thieves guild treasure room.
User avatar #249 to #245 - cossackwhoop (12/13/2012) [-]
Fallout 3 before the dlc ran much smoother, but when they came out it was too much and bethsoft just didn't try at fixing it on PlayStation. I lost my tenpenny tower suite with half of all my items due to it freezing at the loading screen when I enter the elevator. If they haven't ****** us over, I would've played it along with New Vegas.
User avatar #253 to #249 - DrSalvador (12/13/2012) [-]
Do any of you kids play PC games?
User avatar #258 to #253 - cossackwhoop (12/13/2012) [-]
With a ****** PC and no money, can't do it, but I know what you're talking about with the mods and unofficial patches.
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User avatar #43 to #17 - Gandalfthewhite (12/12/2012) [-]
yeah that really pisses me off, and the best thing you can be in the game is a thane. at least in oblivion everyone praised and worshiped you for being in the final fight and being the champion of cyrodill etc
#256 - Apes (12/13/2012) [-]
I keep a fake wallet with fake bills and expired credit cards. If I get mugged, I just hand the mugger the wallet.

P.S. The fake dollar bills are these. I spent $3 getting these.
User avatar #264 to #256 - baracknessmonster (12/13/2012) [-]
I keep my old phone in my extra pocket, so if I get caught with it in class I can just give them my spare. its worked twice :P
User avatar #269 to #264 - lastofthedovakhiin (12/13/2012) [-]
I cut out a rectangle the size of my iphone and tried to replicate it as much as possible. Play with the fake in class and give the teacher it, she waits 5 minutes before realizing wtf just happened.
User avatar #263 to #256 - MistaJesus (12/13/2012) [-]
Dude, those aren't fake. That thing's worth 40 jesus points.
#142 - thecharliesheen (12/12/2012) [-]
They need some way to support their habit...
#118 - brinden (12/12/2012) [-]
>fighting dragon
>wolf attacks me
>doyouevenliftbro?
mfw
#90 - apollyonyagami (12/12/2012) [-]
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#168 to #104 - John Cena (12/12/2012) [-]
Dat gif. <3
#1 - yoursandwitch (12/12/2012) [-]
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#246 - loveyameanish (12/13/2012) [-]
Vidya game logic.
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