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#25 - mattdoggy ONLINE (12/12/2012) [+] (10 replies)
>be dragonborn   
>walking outside of whiterun    
>just screwing around when all of a sudden it drops in   
>It's a simple blood dragon so i make relatively quick work of it   
>before i can dispatch it another blood dragon comes in   
>that's odd but i am confident   
>before i can land a blow on him i hear some ungodly noises   
>i look up to see 9 dragons   
>apparently the system glitched and kept spitting out dragons right above me   
>i pause it and screw around with settings which somehow cures the glitch but not the dragons    
>actually put into a really tough fight where i probably won't survive   
>use all my shouts, spells, and weapons i can to hold out   
>also do my best to keep healing the guards to keep them alive   
>manage to eventually kill all the dragons and not a single guard died   
>feel like true dragonborn   
>go over to my new guard combat brothers to celebrate with them   
>"so you can cast a few spells, am i supposed to be impressed"   
>......   
>so i can never return to whiterun again
>be dragonborn
>walking outside of whiterun
>just screwing around when all of a sudden it drops in
>It's a simple blood dragon so i make relatively quick work of it
>before i can dispatch it another blood dragon comes in
>that's odd but i am confident
>before i can land a blow on him i hear some ungodly noises
>i look up to see 9 dragons
>apparently the system glitched and kept spitting out dragons right above me
>i pause it and screw around with settings which somehow cures the glitch but not the dragons
>actually put into a really tough fight where i probably won't survive
>use all my shouts, spells, and weapons i can to hold out
>also do my best to keep healing the guards to keep them alive
>manage to eventually kill all the dragons and not a single guard died
>feel like true dragonborn
>go over to my new guard combat brothers to celebrate with them
>"so you can cast a few spells, am i supposed to be impressed"
>......
>so i can never return to whiterun again

#64 - thebigpenguin (12/12/2012) [+] (21 replies)
#3 - MCPO (12/12/2012) [+] (7 replies)
That Courier that killed the last fourt Legion Assassination teams, let's try to kill him this time.
#101 - theslighttroll (12/12/2012) [-]
>be fully mastered werewolf
>running around and come across a trail
>dude comes out
>gimmie yo monies ***** or ill cut you
>mfw
#4 - waffies (12/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Catch criminal scum? Sorry, we only catch Dragonborn warriors!
Catch criminal scum? Sorry, we only catch Dragonborn warriors!
#86 - drainbramage (12/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Ok, so I was playing a Skyrim, doing a bunch of sidequests or whatever, I come to a town where I have to get information or something and I came to this one guy who I was about to talk to when suddenly a Legendary dragon swoops down to attack the town and NPC's being as useless as they are it was me fighting the damn thing while guards die all around me, the dragon is finally dead. I talk to the guy after the fight and he says to "I ain't telling you anything, now you will be beaten to a pulp!" (or something along those lines, basically he was saying he was going to kick my ass) he then begins swinging at me for a brawl while the fresh skeleton of a dragon that I killed single handed and absorbed the soul of is laying about 5 inches behind him.    
   
.Gif related, it's how the brawl went down.
Ok, so I was playing a Skyrim, doing a bunch of sidequests or whatever, I come to a town where I have to get information or something and I came to this one guy who I was about to talk to when suddenly a Legendary dragon swoops down to attack the town and NPC's being as useless as they are it was me fighting the damn thing while guards die all around me, the dragon is finally dead. I talk to the guy after the fight and he says to "I ain't telling you anything, now you will be beaten to a pulp!" (or something along those lines, basically he was saying he was going to kick my ass) he then begins swinging at me for a brawl while the fresh skeleton of a dragon that I killed single handed and absorbed the soul of is laying about 5 inches behind him.

.Gif related, it's how the brawl went down.
#109 - NAPOM (12/12/2012) [-]
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#118 - brinden (12/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
>fighting dragon
>wolf attacks me
>doyouevenliftbro?
mfw
#2 - phanact (12/12/2012) [-]
+53
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#35 - Nameloc (12/12/2012) [-]
Enlarge.

I liked Skyrim. It's incredibly linear dungeons kinda killed it for me.
I kept trying to explore around; On the bright side I found tons of extra stuff like bags of coins laying around... but you can't get lost and it's all a straight shot, really.
#1 - yoursandwitch (12/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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#73 - tomesponja (12/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Someone tries to mug you to feed their family... possibly.   
   
You brutally kill them, steal their belongings and teabag their corpse.
Someone tries to mug you to feed their family... possibly.

You brutally kill them, steal their belongings and teabag their corpse.
User avatar #14 - itwasntnsfw (12/12/2012) [-]
How about when they stop a werewolf in the middle of the road asking for a toll.
#214 - ragged (12/12/2012) [+] (8 replies)
It's because the Dragonborn is a dick.
#256 - Apes (12/13/2012) [+] (3 replies)
I keep a fake wallet with fake bills and expired credit cards. If I get mugged, I just hand the mugger the wallet.

P.S. The fake dollar bills are these. I spent $3 getting these.
#142 - thecharliesheen ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
They need some way to support their habit...
#90 - apollyonyagami (12/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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