Damn nature.... Put a tree in mah belly. Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm‘. Therefore, this makes hay fever an STD. Since no one voluntarily takes in pollen,  Rape is Sometimes funny
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Damn nature...

 
Damn nature.... Put a tree in mah belly. Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm‘. Therefore, this makes hay fever an STD. Since no one voluntarily takes in pollen,

Put a tree in mah belly

Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm‘. Therefore,
this makes hay fever an STD. Since no one
voluntarily takes in pollen, We concluded,
we are all being raped by trees
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#83 - purpleacidboots (12/12/2012) [-]
So technically most of the funnyjunk community IS getting laid.
So technically most of the funnyjunk community IS getting laid.
User avatar #101 to #83 - lolzordz (12/12/2012) [-]
who is that guy in your gif? sorry i see him everywhere but i never actually got to find out
User avatar #108 to #101 - mothafuckingbatman (12/12/2012) [-]
Jensen Ackles from Supernaturel, he also voices Jason Todd/Red Hood in Batman: Under The Red Hood
User avatar #161 to #83 - trowlernotparas (12/12/2012) [-]
no because they don't go anywhere near a tree let alone outside
User avatar #146 to #83 - aesguitar ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
No, they never go outside.
User avatar #201 to #146 - purpleacidboots (12/12/2012) [-]
Yeah you see I thought of that as well, but they have to go to school or work or something
User avatar #220 to #201 - aesguitar ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
Not with school online and some people (FJ) actually work from home.
User avatar #221 to #220 - purpleacidboots (12/12/2012) [-]
True true that is also why I said most of the community
User avatar #222 to #221 - aesguitar ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
I am the 1%.
#223 to #222 - purpleacidboots (12/12/2012) [-]
yes you're special
yes you're special
#224 to #223 - aesguitar ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
yay. here's a red panda attacking an orange.
yay. here's a red panda attacking an orange.
#4 - sorrowfulone (12/12/2012) [-]
>7th grade
>Science teacher referring to pollen as sperm
>Raise my hand
>"Plants have... sperm?"
>Class bursts into laughter
>Teacher lectures me about joking around in class
>I sit quietly in slightly embarrassed confusion
>Spend rest of day wondering why everyone laughed and why teacher didn't answer my question
#180 to #4 - EKcEntRIC (12/12/2012) [-]
i did something similar

outdoor ed. looking at flowers, trees, bugs n ****

girls said "Oh we saw a pair of grasshoppers!"

teacher asks "Were they fornicating?"

they ask "Whats that???"

I blurt out "Were they having sex"

teacher starts to walk around me as I get lectured for being so blunt and forthcoming about my vocabularly

mfw
#10 to #4 - tyraxio (12/12/2012) [-]
All the seriousness of not explaining that sperm refers to all seed, why the **** are you not allowed to joke in class? It's scientifically proven that the human brain remembers things better when humour is involved, it is even speculated that laughing is a human response to learning (in a way).
#33 - dwarfman (12/12/2012) [-]
Let's not turn a rape into a murder.
#36 to #33 - dragneel (12/12/2012) [-]
Oh Jimmy =)
#7 - sodapops (12/12/2012) [-]
Not just rape... Bukkakke.
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#116 to #7 - ompalomper (12/12/2012) [-]
that is one big wood
that is one big wood
#19 to #7 - mooghens (12/12/2012) [-]
oh god...
oh god...
#63 - englman (12/12/2012) [-]
I don't have a problem with this.
It's the closest thing to sex that I've experienced since birth...
User avatar #65 to #63 - scumbagposter (12/12/2012) [-]
I think that would be masturbation
User avatar #66 to #65 - englman (12/12/2012) [-]
Masturbation ≠ Sex.
Rape = Sex
Voluntary sex = Sex
Birth = genital to genital contact = Sex?..
I mean masturbation is sort of close, I guess. But there isn't two people involved.. At least by definition, birth is closer..
User avatar #67 to #66 - scumbagposter (12/12/2012) [-]
That is creepy man, just creepy
#68 to #67 - englman (12/12/2012) [-]
I agree
I agree
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#70 to #69 - englman (12/12/2012) [-]
Maybe so. But consider this, although unlikely during birth, babies can even become aroused. All it would take is an aroused baby.

Then..

Awkward birth = Aroused baby with genital to genital contact = Rape?..
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#72 to #71 - englman (12/12/2012) [-]
I was wondering when someone would say something like that!
I was wondering when someone would say something like that!
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#76 to #75 - englman (12/12/2012) [-]
Because I done ****** up ya thinkin'.

And yes, they both could be... Like if the mom was a Dominatrix.. Birth would be great for her.. And if she's aroused, it could possibly arouse the baby since they're connected?
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#78 to #77 - englman (12/12/2012) [-]
He'll at least say that he did..
#96 to #78 - xCONGiEx (12/12/2012) [-]
IT IS TIME TO STOP!
IT IS TIME TO STOP!
#92 to #70 - anon (12/12/2012) [-]
More like incest...

May God have mercy on your soul...
User avatar #94 to #92 - englman (12/12/2012) [-]
Incest Rape..
User avatar #85 - cakeduckfan (12/12/2012) [-]
then i'm not virgin anymore! :D
#166 - abominationz (12/12/2012) [-]
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#80 - tomesponja (12/12/2012) [-]
Raped by trees you say?
Raped by trees you say?
#89 - Pompano (12/12/2012) [-]





Why is this post adjacent to the post labeled "Plant Sex"?
#90 to #89 - nicktheslayer (12/12/2012) [-]
What cartoon is this? It looks so familiar..
User avatar #91 to #90 - Pompano (12/12/2012) [-]
Megas XLR
#106 to #91 - harbingerwolf (12/12/2012) [-]
I 			*******		 loved that show :(
I ******* loved that show :(
User avatar #124 to #106 - mrdrpage (12/12/2012) [-]
YOU dig giant robots!
I dig giant robots!
WE dig giant robots!
CHICKS DIG GIANT ROBOTS!!!

Nice.

I miss that show so much.
#158 to #124 - anon (12/12/2012) [-]
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#3 - animalsslamina (12/12/2012) [-]
All of my wat-abort.abort.abort.s
All of my wat-abort.abort.abort.s
#177 - playcolt (12/12/2012) [-]
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******* nature, raping you at every turn.
#79 - phanact (12/12/2012) [-]
At least its sex
#59 - happygrowman (12/12/2012) [-]
must stop breathing....
must stop breathing....
#55 - cactusupthebutt (12/12/2012) [-]
Does that mean I'm being raped repeatedly by the dead tree outside? Is that like...Reverse Necrophilia?
User avatar #58 to #55 - damago (12/12/2012) [-]
zombie rape
#98 - yourbed (12/12/2012) [-]
Suddenly this came up in my head.
User avatar #104 to #98 - TardytheTurtle (12/12/2012) [-]
holy **** bro, you just made my day
I love that movie
I think it was banned or considered for banning in England for that scene alone
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