Damn nature.... Put a tree in mah belly. Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm‘. Therefore, this makes hay fever an STD. Since no one voluntarily takes in pollen,
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Damn nature...

Put a tree in mah belly

Pollen is essentially 'plant sperm‘. Therefore,
this makes hay fever an STD. Since no one
voluntarily takes in pollen, We concluded,
we are all being raped by trees
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Submitted: 12/11/2012
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#218 - cheezyman (12/12/2012) [-]
And I rape it right back. For I am....   
   
The Nature Lover.   
   
www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DWBH0B8skc
And I rape it right back. For I am....

The Nature Lover.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9DWBH0B8skc
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#199 - Ilubeitup (12/12/2012) [-]
Reminds me of this
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#195 - chloemorga (12/12/2012) [-]
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#188 - dachief (12/12/2012) [-]
By this logic, when you buy a bouquet, you're really just getting a bundle of plant dicks and ******* .
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#189 to #188 - mrgreatnames **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#179 - anonymous (12/12/2012) [-]
ASIANS CAN ACTUALLY READ MINDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
they can hear, and see what your visually thinking
this is the absolute complete truth!!!!!

The reason a lot of Asians have completely expressionless faces, segregate from everybody else-only associate with Asians and don’t associate with non Asians that much, are very untalkative, and are very unfriendly in general is to avoid accidentally revealing that they can read minds by accidentally showing a facial expression or dirty look when someone thinks, or visually pictures something in their mind they don’t like, find astonishing, or funny etc because those people might see that and really wonder what that was that just happened there and see the connection, and they might accidentally say something similar to what the person was just thinking and going to say. If they all associated with non Asians a lot more then there would be a lot more people around for them to accidentally show facial expressions when those people think things they don’t like etc, so they segregate and only associate with Asians so there won’t be anyone around for them to see that and have any accidents happen in the first place.

Try thinking, best yet visually picturing in your mind something absolutely wild as you possibly can when you are around Asians, and try looking for Asians who give people particular looks, especially dirty looks for what appears to be for completely no reason.

I know this may sound crazy, impossible and unbelievable, BUT IT ISN’T CRAZY WHEN IT’S TRUE

YOU HAVE TO SPREAD THE MESSAGE!!!!!!!
THE WORLD HAS TO KNOW THIS!!!!!!!
#183 to #179 - thegreatgp (12/12/2012) [-]
if they can read minds it means that girls in ****** are actually asking to be raped
#177 - playcolt (12/12/2012) [-]
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******* nature, raping you at every turn.
#166 - abominationz (12/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #164 - krackhead (12/12/2012) [-]
Trees reproduce by seeds, not pollen. By this logic, every time you eat fruit you're eating sperm.
User avatar #216 to #164 - funnypill (12/12/2012) [-]
Shortly after this comment was posted OP was sighted stealing the worlds supply of fruit
User avatar #182 to #164 - uptightmonkey (12/12/2012) [-]
well, every time you eat fruit you are pretty much eating a uterus
User avatar #181 to #164 - MakesTigersGoRawr (12/12/2012) [-]
Yes, but you choose to eat that
#170 to #164 - anonymous (12/12/2012) [-]
or eggs.
#152 - mostly (12/12/2012) [-]
i kno this isnt the right post, but my boyfriend thinks he can do everything with me because he got a lot of money. what should i do ?
User avatar #207 to #152 - slowpokus (12/12/2012) [-]
What post would this be right for?
User avatar #187 to #152 - TravisPastrana (12/12/2012) [-]
Try being straight.
#185 to #152 - karnax (12/12/2012) [-]
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User avatar #176 to #152 - ilovehitler (12/12/2012) [-]
You should tell him how you feel, and that you want to be abused by his big meaty cock, even after you die. Then you should kill yourself so he doesn't ever have to hear your whining.
User avatar #171 to #152 - uptightmonkey (12/12/2012) [-]
you should go **** off
#162 to #152 - anonymous (12/12/2012) [-]
there wont ever be a right post
User avatar #160 to #152 - jestersjoke (12/12/2012) [-]
Get off the computer and make him his sandwich.
User avatar #156 to #152 - TheBanana (12/12/2012) [-]
im just gonna say... suck his dick
User avatar #154 to #152 - noil (12/12/2012) [-]
we make champaign rain on you,
thats just the way we do.
Bitch i pay for you,
so put your hands up!
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#121 - ultrahercules (12/12/2012) [-]
You eyed Fluttershy's tight ***** and curvy flank, drooling with pleasure, face flushed with arousal. With your cock throbbing like no other, you immediately place your hands and grab Fluttershy's hind legs and without hesitation or care, you ram your raging boner into her nice, delicate ****** . She lets out a small welp as you started going in and out slowly, but picked up the pace and starting ramming her with all your strength. Her sweet, tender ***** lips felt so good on your hard dick that it made her insides feel all the more satisfying. You love every second of it. Her velvety inner walls felt like heaven and you let out a few small moans to signify the immense pleasure you were receiving off of the hotness that was Fluttershy. You then suddenly pulled out, your hard cock still excited after the nice thrashing it gave to the yellow pegasus. Flipping Fluttershy on her back and without hesitation or care, you plunged deep inside her again, Fluttershy's whelps and moans never ceasing. Your cock shoved into her hard, you felt your climax approaching as you braced for the real pleasure. After a few minutes of continuous ramming and pounding her velvety ****** , you finally let it all out as you ejaculated hot seed deep inside her, filling her up with each blast of semen you could let out, all with Fluttershy letting out a loving moan from the hot session just enacted.
#191 to #163 - karnax (12/12/2012) [-]
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#155 to #121 - lifeisaparty has deleted their comment [-]
#150 to #121 - anonymous (12/12/2012) [-]
Even bronies hate you.
#148 to #121 - xxkosukexx (12/12/2012) [-]
**xxkosukexx rolled a random image posted in comment #1935491 at Item Discussion ** ****** bronies....
#168 to #148 - anonymous (12/12/2012) [-]
are you really that thick?
User avatar #143 to #121 - monkeysniper (12/12/2012) [-]
what.the. **** man
User avatar #139 to #121 - ajperry (12/12/2012) [-]
**** off. **** .

I don't blame the Bronies for this.
#136 to #121 - sunnyday (12/12/2012) [-]
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Bronies will get blamed for this. I just know it.
User avatar #133 to #121 - blacknbluebrony (12/12/2012) [-]
Y u do dis?
#132 to #121 - anonymous (12/12/2012) [-]
WHY
User avatar #131 to #121 - happygrowman (12/12/2012) [-]
ugh, another brony post...
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#159 to #131 - lifeisaparty has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #190 to #159 - happygrowman (12/12/2012) [-]
wtf is a clopper
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User avatar #197 to #196 - happygrowman (12/12/2012) [-]
so basically a brony who comes out of the closet?
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#200 to #197 - lifeisaparty has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #226 to #200 - happygrowman (12/12/2012) [-]
stop using dr who gifs, you are making me like you even though im trying my hardest no to
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User avatar #235 to #234 - happygrowman (12/13/2012) [-]
please stop. you are diminishing my hatred.
User avatar #169 to #159 - pukingrainbows (12/12/2012) [-]
It's not even that, it's just a troll.
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#172 to #169 - lifeisaparty has deleted their comment [-]
#202 to #172 - pukingrainbows (12/12/2012) [-]
very well, carry on
very well, carry on
#130 to #121 - fourthusername (12/12/2012) [-]
Ya dun ******* goofed!
User avatar #127 to #121 - sirguitarthethird (12/12/2012) [-]
What the **** , man.
#125 to #121 - anonymous (12/12/2012) [-]
ಠ_ಠ
User avatar #118 - tardmeat (12/12/2012) [-]
By this definition I just realised I got gangraped by stacks of hay as a kid...
#120 to #118 - sippay (12/12/2012) [-]
Maybe this is why your getting hay fever. you should stop these insensitive acts.
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