The Tale of Doomy. This isn't my story, but it is a true story. If your interested in seeing the original, along with a link to a video of the actual game and s Dog hit mans
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The Tale of Doomy

 
The Tale of Doomy. This isn't my story, but it is a true story. If your interested in seeing the original, along with a link to a video of the actual game and s

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This is a true story, at about Em ranked.
I was duo' ing with a friend on one fateful night when we come across an odd summoner named boomy.
He is second to last pick and when his turn comes he asks innocently:
I "what i playing?"
We hesitantly tell him: "Support."
Phew, we think. Crisis averted.
I "should I play dog man or dragon lady?"
Wait. What?
I "dog man? Mrrdog man." Locks in support Haws.
At this point, we silently express our condolences to the Tristana who is asking "What? No Tart? Rake?
The game starts, we' re half hopeful and half in denial.
I "buy wards?"
Our Trist responds: "yes."
Wow much money do you have?"
Get two."
At this point, my friend and I are laughing our asses off, feeling sorry for the poor Trist, stuck with Boomy, the
intensely persistent troll Haws.
A level I team fight breaks out, but Boomy is in the wrong side of the jungle.
Trist types: ''Nasus come mid"
Just for now!"
I give up first blood, but I don' t care because in my head it' s a lost cause and I' m laughing way too hard.
We come out of the skirmish 2 to 2, them with first blood, but their jungler way behind. At about one minute we see
the Trist say:
Play defensive."
I "should i hit mans?"
A couple seconds later, ‘an Er_ aem
Again he asks:
h uh? go ward"
l "like this?"
It hits me and I realize, this guy is literally pretending to be an obedient dog, Holy shit, more laughter.
At about 6: 30 minutes in, bot lane gives up a double kill,
I "sry. not strong"
Its okay, Sona got the kills. "
At about this point, our top lane Olaf expresses the sentiment that he might commit suicide if we lose this game. Our
Hist, who has been ridiculously patient up to this point, calms him down and tells him to focus on late game.
At about 9: 00 in, I tell my duo partner to help me aleman bot lane. It' s a successful gank, but we trade two for Hist.
While dead he asks:
hey doomy. where are you from?"
Sspam? woah"
why play on an servers?"
I "better player"
i thought asians were supposed to be super good at this game -O. -O"
I "korea"
Now I can' t tell if this guy is going super troll mode, or I' been misconstruing everything this whole time.
At about 13: 00, I' m doing blue and I see bot tower go down.
yeah, we lost bot, don' t worry I 'll just freeze"
Then I see the Haws walk by, {we' re blue side btw) and I think wtf. So Must follow him and clumsily, we Baman the
enemy top Canter, Olaf' s Reckless Swing plus the Siphoning Strike instakill the nearby enemy jungling Mundo, I go
down mid to help the people grouping there and I hear another, 'An Enemy Has Been Slain‘. I look up and Boomy
is dangerously low.
Olaf says: "sorry buddy, didn' t think you were coming"
At 17: 30, Boomy is bot lane, farming his Q while the Hist picks up red. Suddenly Vayne pops out and starts
engaging. The yellow pings start coming out from our team but Boomy stands stubbornly against the enemy AD
carry despite taking free hits at the beginning. Amazingly the two health bars begins to equalize, but they' re both
getting dangerously low.
Hist jumps in at the last second, picking up the kill in an attempt to save Boomy but alas it is too late.
Um sorry D: no banal"
I "ito n
At about 19: 00 our Olaf dives a tier 2 tower for a kill on the enemy top caner, attracting the attention of the other
4, half health, but of maria. He runs, spending Ragnarok and Ghost running, baiting them right into the rest of us, we
grab three kills. We chase the enemy Kassadin down to mid but he escapes with a sliver of health.
Boomy runs in out of nowhere, tanks the first tower, lands Wither and Strike for the kill, and then nonchalantly
dodges the wt arrow from the top lane Ashe {I don' t even know} and tanks the second tower, strolling
back to safety, no fucks given.
l 'DUO Doomy: use DOG"
25: 00 in, and the first big SVS starts. An Ashe arrow is loosed, missing the Olaf, headed straight for Hist who is out
of position, Boomy flashes in, taking the arrow and subsequent Sow ult, allowing the rest of us to focus down their
carries one by one, chasing them back, and taking the two mid towers in the process.
We attempt to take inhib tower, but the enemy team begins to respawn. With little minion support, our team backs
off, willing to come back for the tower another time. But Boomy, with no fucks left since team select, stays the
extra millisecond to take the tower down. As a result, the enemy Mundo and Son; fully refreshed, are on him,
and all,
As my team attempts to flee and kite them away from Boomy, us out of position and health low, Boomy takes an
unexpected detour, peeling their team away from us so that we can escape.
I run alongside him, across a barrier of treeline, desperately throwing Malphite Q across in an attempt to stop his
pursuers. But there are too many, and he is too low. Boomy falls, martyred for the team and an inhibitor tower.
sorry doomy D:"'
team live
dog die"
Manly tears were shed.
Afterwards we push for the win, steamrolling them and taking nexus. In the lobby, he leaves before I can
ask whether or not he' s trolling. So I check lolking, to see how many Haws games he' s played in ranked.
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