Morpheus you bastard. OC by me. (can't you tell by the poor editing quality?) and it's supposed to be " except this one thing" for all the grammar naz
Home Original Content Funny Pictures Funny GIFs YouTube Funny Text Funny Movies Channels Search

hide menu

Morpheus you bastard

OC by me. (can't you tell by the poor editing quality?) and it's supposed to be " except this one thing" for all the grammar nazis out there...

This is the Construct.
Here we can load anything from wea trons,
clothes, training simulations - Anything we
need.
Well except things one thing...
What is it?
your mom... we simply didn' t have enough
RAM.
...
+2395
Views: 68886
Favorited: 152
Submitted: 12/11/2012
Share On Facebook
Add to favorites Subscribe to dubsorilla E-mail to friend submit to reddit
Share image on facebook Share on StumbleUpon Share on Tumblr Share on Pinterest Share on Google Plus E-mail to friend

Comments(149):

[ 149 comments ]

Show All Replies Show Shortcuts
Show:   Top Rated Controversial Best Lowest Rated Newest Per page:
Order:
What do you think? Give us your opinion. Anonymous comments allowed.
#7 - farmermcguffen (12/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
reminded me of this
reminded me of this
#77 - rafekee (12/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#72 - esimmij (12/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#13 - marlkarxthethird (12/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#98 - pebar (12/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)
+23
#37 - elgringogordo **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [+] (1 reply)
#53 - executorchunk (12/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Funny post, related to the Matrix, and original. Thank you OP, I think that's enough FJ for tonight, ending it on a good note.
#126 - moustachefingers (12/12/2012) [-]
There's a new agent in town...
There's a new agent in town...
#115 - disies (12/12/2012) [-]
You made my day dude

Thank you...
#94 - jakols (12/12/2012) [+] (6 replies)
False!

Since the concept of the construct is streaming virtual dynamic environments, you would not need a whole bunch of RAM. unless you want to fast buffer and pre-cache the whole environment, in which case i fail to see the point of doing.

At the Nebakanezer, They are most likely to stream the environment from disk via RAM to get a fastcache effect and get the desired response time of the program, and let the heavier parts of the program be located on slower iSCSI/ F-ata/ S-ata/ FC disk's at a lower level in you SAN. this method is called Dynamic Tiering and has been used for almost 15 years.

Ergo, the joke fails when he implies to need heavy amounts of RAM for heavy program streaming.

themoreyouknow.jpg
#110 - visualmind (12/12/2012) [-]
fixed *
#154 - jedisquirrel (12/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#93 - neoexdeath (12/12/2012) [-]
Enters the Matrix   
   
Gets a computer virus.
Enters the Matrix

Gets a computer virus.
#8 - lastsamurai (12/11/2012) [+] (16 replies)
You know nothing about computers.
RAM over 8gb is useless.
+11
#10 to #8 - decibel **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#128 - DutchBlood (12/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Comment Picture
User avatar #9 - ronyx (12/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I would've asked for "Pussy, lots of pussy"
+10
#12 to #9 - itsmypenis **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
#62 - johnnyferno (12/12/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#1 - kaboomz (12/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
This image has expired
"well except things one thing..."
#125 - superhercules (12/12/2012) [+] (11 replies)
You eyed Fluttershy's tight pussy and curvy flank, drooling with pleasure, face flushed with arousal. With your cock throbbing like no other, you immediately place your hands and grab Fluttershy's hind legs and without hesitation or care, you ram your raging boner into her nice, delicate vagina. She lets out a small welp as you started going in and out slowly, but picked up the pace and starting ramming her with all your strength. Her sweet, tender pussy lips felt so good on your hard dick that it made her insides feel all the more satisfying. You love every second of it. Her velvety inner walls felt like heaven and you let out a few small moans to signify the immense pleasure you were receiving off of the hotness that was Fluttershy. You then suddenly pulled out, your hard cock still excited after the nice thrashing it gave to the yellow pegasus. Flipping Fluttershy on her back and without hesitation or care, you plunged deep inside her again, Fluttershy's whelps and moans never ceasing. Your cock shoved into her hard, you felt your climax approaching as you braced for the real pleasure. After a few minutes of continuous ramming and pounding her velvety vagina, you finally let it all out as you ejaculated hot seed deep inside her, filling her up with each blast of semen you could let out, all with Fluttershy letting out a loving moan from the hot session just enacted.
User avatar #138 to #131 - soarinxdashie (12/12/2012) [-]
woah, not all bronies are cancer, just the loud annoying types, I think that this ****** is just being a troll. Just know that there are a bunch of bronies that hate these people too.
(Also, the correct term for this person is PONYFAG the loud majority group out there that we all get modeled off of. )
#100 - sosdani (12/12/2012) [-]
OMG this was hilarious!
[ 149 comments ]
Leave a comment
 Friends (0)