Morpheus you bastard. OC by me. (can't you tell by the poor editing quality?) and it's supposed to be " except this one thing" for all the grammar naz Matrix chosen neo morpheus
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Morpheus you bastard

OC by me. (can't you tell by the poor editing quality?) and it's supposed to be " except this one thing" for all the grammar nazis out there...

This is the Construct.
Here we can load anything from wea trons,
clothes, training simulations - Anything we
need.
Well except things one thing...
What is it?
your mom... we simply didn' t have enough
RAM.
...
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Submitted: 12/11/2012
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#7 - farmermcguffen (12/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
reminded me of this
reminded me of this
#77 - rafekee (12/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#72 - esimmij (12/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#13 - marlkarxthethird (12/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
#98 - pebar (12/12/2012) [+] (4 replies)
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#53 - executorchunk (12/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Funny post, related to the Matrix, and original. Thank you OP, I think that's enough FJ for tonight, ending it on a good note.
#126 - moustachefingers (12/12/2012) [-]
There's a new agent in town...
There's a new agent in town...
#115 - disies (12/12/2012) [-]
You made my day dude

Thank you...
#94 - jakols (12/12/2012) [+] (6 replies)
False!

Since the concept of the construct is streaming virtual dynamic environments, you would not need a whole bunch of RAM. unless you want to fast buffer and pre-cache the whole environment, in which case i fail to see the point of doing.

At the Nebakanezer, They are most likely to stream the environment from disk via RAM to get a fastcache effect and get the desired response time of the program, and let the heavier parts of the program be located on slower iSCSI/ F-ata/ S-ata/ FC disk's at a lower level in you SAN. this method is called Dynamic Tiering and has been used for almost 15 years.

Ergo, the joke fails when he implies to need heavy amounts of RAM for heavy program streaming.

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#110 - visualmind (12/12/2012) [-]
fixed *
#154 - jedisquirrel (12/12/2012) [+] (3 replies)
#93 - neoexdeath (12/12/2012) [-]
Enters the Matrix   
   
Gets a computer virus.
Enters the Matrix

Gets a computer virus.
#8 - lastsamurai (12/11/2012) [+] (16 replies)
You know nothing about computers.
RAM over 8gb is useless.
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#128 - DutchBlood (12/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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User avatar #9 - ronyx (12/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I would've asked for "Pussy, lots of pussy"
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#62 - johnnyferno (12/12/2012) [-]
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#1 - kaboomz (12/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
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"well except things one thing..."
#74 - urchinator (12/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
i laughed out loud, indeed
i laughed out loud, indeed
#54 - klondikemonster (12/12/2012) [-]
That burn is of the third degree, someone call the hospital
That burn is of the third degree, someone call the hospital
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