Biggest faggot on /b/. They decided to post their sex toy collection when . . .. he is the king
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#10 - furrysheaperd
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(12/12/2012) [-]
phanact is that your toy room?
#11 to #10 - phanact
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(12/12/2012) [-]
No
This is
#35 - fitemeirl
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(12/12/2012) [-]
#41 - trollmum
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(12/12/2012) [-]
Stop posting your stuff OP.
#2 - xdjerredlongxd
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(12/11/2012) [-]
Op, what games do you have? I can't make them out.
#14 to #2 - baconrider
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(12/12/2012) [-]
Looks like Transformers: Fall of Cybertron, Black Ops, Army of Two, Toy Story 3, and Assassin's Creed: Revelations. That's all I can make out.
#42 to #2 - spidermanrapeskids
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(12/12/2012) [-]
PS3 has no games!!
#31 - Killveous
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(12/12/2012) [-]
I personally have 19 Bad Dragon toys. This was my last box.
Any one else here actually have any? :> share~ <3
#32 to #31 - satrenkotheone
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(12/12/2012) [-]
Intradesting, where do I acquire these?
#33 to #32 - Killveous
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(12/12/2012) [-]
At... the Bad-Dragon website lol. It is a company started by Varka, sweet guy.

You have a wide choice of adult toys there, very high quality silicone, very well made. Long time to wait if you want custom colours tho. Expensive but worth it. They also have flesh light items for guys too (the dragoness looks nice). Not just dicks.

They are currently doing a winter sale! Go check it out if you are into that kinda thing.
#34 to #33 - satrenkotheone
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(12/12/2012) [-]
Interesting indeed.
#64 to #31 - defeats
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(12/12/2012) [-]
What the ****, doesn't using dildos of that ******* size ruin your sex life with men?   
Or are you a lesbian? In which case, still why use something so big?   
   
What the ****... I just... Why do they even make these?
What the ****, doesn't using dildos of that ******* size ruin your sex life with men?
Or are you a lesbian? In which case, still why use something so big?

What the ****... I just... Why do they even make these?
#85 to #64 - Killveous
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(12/12/2012) [-]
Why yes good sir; I am a Lesbacon. :3 I have a gf who owns three BD toys of her own.

The size is a challenge for me and I find that fun. My vagina is not SUPAH LOOSE, actually if anything my vagina is considered powerful weapon because of these toys. If something enters me I can clench my muscled vagina with a force likely better then you can exert with your arms. I would suggest a tug of war but I am afraid my vagina may smell your fear and_ try to consume you._

I do not do anal- as such my poop power is unharmed.
#87 to #85 - defeats
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(12/12/2012) [-]
Very interesting... Never had someone tell me that their vagina is stronger than me...
But I lift, DOES YOUR VAGINA EVEN LIFT?
#88 to #87 - Killveous
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(12/12/2012) [-]
see that massive horse cock? the red, black and silver one?
yeah that weighs a **** ton.

Can stand up and carry it with my vagina.
Yes sir. I can lift sir. but I need a certain song~
#73 to #64 - shashashadow
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(12/12/2012) [-]
if the guy knows what he's doing your sex life will be unharmed.
#84 to #73 - defeats
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(12/12/2012) [-]
Despite being super loose?
#67 to #31 - sparkyoneonetwo
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(12/12/2012) [-]
I don't have any ;_; Yet but, some day I will own them all ^w^
#59 to #31 - painer
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(12/12/2012) [-]
And you got a free ******* pen with it?    
Tell the world. They must know.
And you got a free ******* pen with it?
Tell the world. They must know.
#89 to #59 - Killveous
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(12/13/2012) [-]
the pen wasn't free lulz
the pen wasn't free lulz
#61 to #31 - hellsjester
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(12/12/2012) [-]
#63 to #31 - atomschlumpf
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(12/12/2012) [-]
I checked it out...not sure what I expected.....but what the ****

also it is expensive as balls


also that horsecock looks painfully large...
#86 to #63 - Killveous
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(12/12/2012) [-]
Yeah, very expensive. But worth it for the quality. Other sex toys are cheap but fall apart, smell weird and generally are less nice in the feel department.
These are simply the best fantasy sex toys on the market my friend- as such come with the price tag.

Yeah the large chance there is my biggest toy. Not painful if you know what you are doing though.
Here he is with my medium; same colours but brighter.
#91 to #86 - atomschlumpf
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(12/14/2012) [-]
well...it's not my bussiness but how do you afford all that stuff? from what I've seen that's about at least 400$ of sex toys....

and why exactly do you want cum lube...?
#92 to #91 - Killveous
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(12/14/2012) [-]
I had a job at one point. Good money income.

Then my appendix exploded and I got septicaemia. I was rushed to hospital and had them operate on me and I nearly died n ****. I now suffer from terrible IBS (my intestines bursting into pain whenever and for whatever reason), bladder infections, internal peptic ulcers (So i crap and vomit blood sometimes) as cause of it.
I was very well and healthy up and till then. Bawhhh oh well.

I now am poor lol; but my gf buys me nice things :> <3
I am now in uni and I plan to get a small time job to get cash in after I get my degree to tide me over till I get a good arty job. I may also open commissions and stuff sometime as well :'D

Sorry i am tl;dr.
And I like the lube, its silky and nice.
#93 to #92 - atomschlumpf
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(12/14/2012) [-]
well...****. I'm sorry for ya :(
I hope you get better soon, you have my sincerest wishes for your future
#94 to #93 - Killveous
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(12/15/2012) [-]
awhh thank you :'D &lt;3   
   
hope you have a lovely xmas &lt;3
awhh thank you :'D <3

hope you have a lovely xmas <3
#95 to #94 - atomschlumpf
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(12/15/2012) [-]
thanks, and the same for you and your gf
thanks, and the same for you and your gf
#36 - flyingassassin
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(12/12/2012) [-]
meenwhile at jbs house
#23 - chasskika
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(12/12/2012) [-]
seriously, what is in those boxes
seriously, what is in those boxes
#26 to #23 - anon
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(12/12/2012) [-]
its a gun called gwens something, I have to go check I only just found it in borderlands 2.
#60 - defeats
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(12/12/2012) [-]
Nice collection OP, I know this is your own OC.
#8 - juicymucus
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(12/11/2012) [-]