Good Shit. huff puff pass.. except isn't a hullicinogen. ( spelling)
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Submitted: 12/11/2012
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User avatar #142 - thedarkninjalette (12/13/2012) [-]
first time weed story. smoked 6 blunts and 5 bowls of purple haze.. could barely move. next thing i know im sword fighting with a drunk dude i barely know and somehow i ended up underneath the couch.. dont ask me how. lawl
User avatar #128 - sketchE (12/12/2012) [-]
ok is this a reference to something because i saw this in the old man henderson story
#124 - vornic (12/12/2012) [-]
Am i? :/
User avatar #143 to #124 - thedarkninjalette (12/13/2012) [-]
it would appear as such
User avatar #125 to #124 - konradkurze ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
i dont smoke, but most of FJ does, so im just casting my net to catch their thumbs
#126 to #125 - vornic (12/12/2012) [-]
it worked
#131 to #126 - konradkurze ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
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the thumbs have come to me
#132 to #131 - vornic (12/12/2012) [-]
You can have mine
You can have mine
#133 to #132 - konradkurze ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
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#120 - notmadguy (12/12/2012) [-]
**notmadguy rolls 882,781,351**
User avatar #108 - koocluks (12/12/2012) [-]
heyyy i've seen this content on this site before...there should be a word for that
#83 - anonymous (12/12/2012) [-]
First time weed story time? I've only smoked it once and I really am not sure how high I was because I don't have anything to compare it to other than being drunk.
We had a group of about 7 people. Passed around 4 joints total and a couple bowls. I took big drags everytime and after a while I felt kinda heavy. Just spaced out easily and sunk into the couch. Walking around kinda felt like being a little drunk, but not nearly as unbalanced. Went and drove around for awhile (rural area, nobody around) and felt like I was going way faster than I was. It was fun, and I'd definitely do it again.
TL;DR - Tried weed once: notbad.jpg
#103 to #83 - niggerflip (12/12/2012) [-]
It begins.
It begins.
User avatar #69 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (12/12/2012) [-]
wut a coinkeydink! i am high as ballz too
User avatar #75 to #69 - fuckponiseatcaviar (12/12/2012) [-]
1/2 the people on funnyjunk are probably stoned lol
User avatar #112 to #75 - konradkurze ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
i call ********
id say 75% of FJ'ers are stoners
User avatar #71 to #69 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (12/12/2012) [-]
cool story bro
#64 - dameseif (12/12/2012) [-]
But who was driving?
#113 to #64 - konradkurze ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
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thumb for Cheech and Chong reference
#62 - anonymous (12/12/2012) [-]
So old.
#54 - triggathepirate (12/12/2012) [-]
I get the feeling I'd probably like weed.   
If I could afford it.
I get the feeling I'd probably like weed.
If I could afford it.
User avatar #63 to #54 - theugandanhero (12/12/2012) [-]
It's not really that expensive, man.
$10.00 if it's only for yourself,
$20.00 if you want to share (or just smoke it all for yourself)
#56 to #54 - deadmuerto (12/12/2012) [-]
and then you probably would have to share with your moocher friends and get saliva all over it
User avatar #77 to #56 - wtfdidyoueat (12/12/2012) [-]
>getting saliva all over it

It's called " ****** Lipping"
User avatar #107 to #77 - niggerflip (12/12/2012) [-]
in england, well at least where i live, people call it **** lip :P
#84 to #77 - deadmuerto (12/12/2012) [-]
#92 to #86 - triggathepirate (12/12/2012) [-]
Gotta get em wet first.
Gotta get em wet first.
#58 to #56 - triggathepirate (12/12/2012) [-]
A friend with weed is a friend indeed, but a mate with gold is the best i'm told.   
Really though, I'm strange enough without drugs, my brothers tell me I rival Socrates when i'm drunk. I fear.
A friend with weed is a friend indeed, but a mate with gold is the best i'm told.

Really though, I'm strange enough without drugs, my brothers tell me I rival Socrates when i'm drunk. I fear.
#60 to #58 - deadmuerto (12/12/2012) [-]
mfw a few beers
mfw a few beers
#49 - drfranky (12/12/2012) [-]
#48 - albiwankenobi (12/12/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #127 to #48 - crazyoljew (12/12/2012) [-]
I LOVE this skit. This and most of Chevy Chase's mocking of former President Ford. This is what got me into SNL in the first place. R.I.P. Chris Farley
#130 to #127 - albiwankenobi (12/12/2012) [-]
This is what got me into it. And is stil my favorite skit done by SNL.
This is what got me into it. And is stil my favorite skit done by SNL.
User avatar #61 to #48 - okamithewolf (12/12/2012) [-]
what show is this from?
User avatar #67 to #61 - albiwankenobi (12/12/2012) [-]
Saturday Night Live. The skit's called "Living in a van down by the river."
User avatar #65 to #61 - theugandanhero (12/12/2012) [-]
Just look up "Chris Farley SNL" on Youtube.
It's funny **** .
User avatar #36 - ltpraptor (12/12/2012) [-]
I have smoked some supposedly "good **** " about 6 or 7 times. I don't know what the **** is so great about weed. I just felt off balance and stupid.
User avatar #85 to #36 - DoggyBouncer (12/12/2012) [-]
Story for you.
I was down by our college area where weed is known to be grown all over the place. A buddy of mine actually grows down there so I called him up and asked if he could hook me up. He said sure if I had at least 10$. Most dealers usually required 20$ so it was a little weird. Drove down there and picked myself some top grade home grown ********* and smoked a half of a gram by myself in one rip. Was so stoned I felt like going to the beach and watch the sunset. so I thought " **** it, the beach is only a 5 minute drive from here."
I don't even remember how I got there but all I know is that while I was watching the sunset, I experienced the most beautiful thing anyone could ever experience. I found myself. Like, I peered into my own soul and truly found myself and who I was meant to be. I got the biggest goosebumps and took a long walk(while still completely baked) down the coastline. It was the most beautiful thing I have ever experienced.
#55 to #36 - anonymous (12/12/2012) [-]
It could just be your supplier is ****** .
User avatar #53 to #36 - breakfastskippa ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
Try it by yourself, lay on your bed, put on some headphones with your favourite song and close your eyes, so much better.
User avatar #39 to #36 - Hreidmar (12/12/2012) [-]
It's not some people's cup of tea, so to speak. Nothing wrong with not liking it. I've tried it twice in my life, and disliked the experience both times... well, it wasn't bad , it's just that I felt way too lazy. And I hate feeling lazy. My nephew, though, smokes it every once in a while and likes it, though he says that any more than once every three weeks or so would diminish his enjoyment of it.
User avatar #50 to #39 - jalthelas (12/12/2012) [-]
My brother smokes multiple joints a day, along with almost a pack of cigarettes.
User avatar #51 to #50 - Hreidmar (12/12/2012) [-]
That's nice... presumably he likes it, then...
User avatar #52 to #51 - jalthelas (12/12/2012) [-]
I think he's an idiot. He's ridiculously lazy, he's 19 with no license, never had a job, refused going to college...
User avatar #87 to #52 - DoggyBouncer (12/12/2012) [-]
So because he's lazy you automatically blame it on weed. I'm currently going to UCLA and getting my degree in physiology and coach wrestling at my old high school. I smoke every day of my life. Don't blame it on the weed, blame it on your lazy ass brother.
User avatar #88 to #87 - jalthelas (12/12/2012) [-]
I'm sorry, I just really dislike my brother's outlook on life.
User avatar #90 to #88 - DoggyBouncer (12/12/2012) [-]
That's his outlook on life, not every other pot smoker's.
User avatar #68 to #52 - theugandanhero (12/12/2012) [-]
Maybe he's just lazy?
I smoke, I'm getting my GED in may, starting college (IT) in Fall, and possibly joining the army reserves in the Summer.
Trust me, it's people like your brother that tend to tarnish the reputation of good people that like to have fun.
User avatar #40 to #39 - ltpraptor (12/12/2012) [-]
I love being lazy and laid back, that's why I thought I'd love it. But I just find it costs too much and doesn't give me enough enjoyment.
User avatar #41 to #40 - Hreidmar (12/12/2012) [-]
You don't need weed to be lazy and laid back. A good movie or some really good music ought to do the trick.
User avatar #42 to #41 - ltpraptor (12/12/2012) [-]
Yeah I know. I just felt it would help me be even more laid back. It just isn't anything special.
User avatar #96 to #42 - prostatepaul (12/12/2012) [-]
are you sure you actually got high off of it? my first time smoking a didn't get high at all, second time too, then the third time i thought i was dreaming, and i walked in circles singing "buffalo soldier". but you don't really get chill and laid back for a while, it took me months to become "chill" when i smoked, and since then i've been a pretty different person.
#32 - iliketires (12/12/2012) [-]
MFW stoner humor
MFW stoner humor
#89 to #32 - DoggyBouncer (12/12/2012) [-]
You wouldn't understand.
User avatar #72 to #32 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (12/12/2012) [-]
learn to lighten up :)
User avatar #74 to #73 - tisjunkisdamnfunny (12/12/2012) [-]
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you say something?
#70 to #32 - theugandanhero (12/12/2012) [-]
MFW I don't care.
MFW I don't care.
#35 to #32 - anonymous (12/12/2012) [-]
Your comment.
#29 - heyfuckoff (12/12/2012) [-]
Repost http:// funnyjunk. com/funny_pictures/3769389/Brother+s+car/ But still awesome
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