Dumb Crooks. Always been a fan of these.. so wait, where the fuck are the last 5?
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Always been a fan of these

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Submitted: 12/11/2012
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User avatar #3 - hentailovers (12/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
so wait, where the fuck are the last 5?
User avatar #5 - gratrunka (12/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
How big were the balls of the clerk in number 3?

He denied a man a bottle of scotch, even when he was pointing a shot-gun in his face.
#76 - darthblam ONLINE (12/12/2012) [+] (2 replies)
I love it when guys get fucked over in an attempted robbery...
I love it when guys get fucked over in an attempted robbery...
#31 - kneehumper (12/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Don't fuck with insurance companies...
Don't fuck with insurance companies...
#84 - augustusxxiv (12/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
That last one. Genius trolling countered by more genius trolling.
That last one. Genius trolling countered by more genius trolling.
#73 - buthow (12/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
10? I only see five.
#9 - trandhal (12/11/2012) [+] (38 replies)
So wait... 30 years.
30 fucking years in prison for robbery

Holy fucking dickballs shit.
Is that... like, common in the U.S?
That one armed robbery can put you away for more than 1/3 of your life?
Or was this some kind of extreme extreme case?
User avatar #22 to #15 - exarzero (12/11/2012) [-]
In Sweden they put a mass murderer in prison for 25 years? That is about the dumbest thing I have heard... Let him go? Fuuuuck that.

In Texas we kill them. No more threat, and the dead are avenged.
#60 - head (12/12/2012) [+] (5 replies)
5th guy isn't even a criminal wtf
5th guy isn't even a criminal wtf
User avatar #63 to #60 - Jackimole (12/12/2012) [-]
Insurance fraud is not a crime anymore, right?
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#119 - zionsype (12/12/2012) [+] (1 reply)
"Give me that scotch or I'll blow your fucking head off!"
"No, I don't believe you're over 21."
Clerk's FW
#118 - cometfire (12/12/2012) [-]
MFW the last one.
MFW the last one.
User avatar #21 - pivotmasterdm (12/11/2012) [+] (11 replies)
God people like this give us theives a bad name. I live by 2 rules.
1. Only steal something if you absolutely need it
2. Don't hurt anyone in the process
Besides, I've only stolen maybe a few sharpie markers and 2 or 3 packs of gum.
#32 to #21 - moosewithcameltoe (12/11/2012) [-]
You've stolen a couple packs of gum and a sharpie, and you assume you know all the rules to stealing?

And don't say "us thieves", you're not a thief, you stole a fucking pack of gum for gods sake.
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#68 - ohlookathing (12/12/2012) [-]
The clerk in #3 is a badass.
The clerk in #3 is a badass.
#88 - hmficjustinbieber (12/12/2012) [-]
"10 really stupid criminals"
only posts five
#87 - anthonyh (12/12/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #81 - turtlecat (12/12/2012) [-]
Wow OP, you could have at least said you were reposting and given credit to the guy

www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1485071/Stupid/
www.funnyjunk.com/funny_pictures/1489556/Stupid+people+part+2/
#27 - redwolv ONLINE (12/11/2012) [-]
Heard one of these recently, guy robbed a store. But the cashier said the register could not be opened unless something is purchased. Guy grabs a pack of gum puts it on the counter along with 20 bucks, soon as the drawer opens he gabs the money (totaling about $15) and leaves with the 20 bill still on the counter.
User avatar #71 - mrhumperdoodle (12/12/2012) [-]
www.youtube.com/watch?v=D23jmVJ9yh4
how Canadian robberies go
#7 - anonymous (12/11/2012) [-]
'Ten Really Stupid Criminals'

All I See Is Lies!
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