Canadian Bagged Milk. Bagged Milk rocks!. OKAY AMERICA, TIME TC) LISTEN THE UP. I' M MAKING A BAGGED MILK TUTORIAL BECAUSE TE ONE CF YOU ASKS ME ONE MORE TIME H
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Canadian Bagged Milk

Bagged Milk ******* rocks!

OKAY AMERICA, TIME TC) LISTEN
THE **** UP.
I' M MAKING A BAGGED MILK TUTORIAL BECAUSE TE
ONE CF YOU ******* ASKS ME ONE MORE TIME HCW
CANADIAN BAGGED MILK WERKS I' M BAGGING YOUR
HEAD
HERE GAES
THIS **** IS MILK TN A BAG
OMG HALY **** BUT HCW DC YOU POUR IT
WHERE GAES MILK HCW MILK TN MOUTH" SAYS
THE AMERICAN
SHUT THE **** UP AND LISTEN
THIS IS WHAT IS INSIDE THAT
BIG BAG
THREE LITTLE BAGS THAT LCUK
LIKE THIS
Wail HALY **** RIGHT
THE EXTRA BAGS
TN THIS TE YOU WANT:
AND THEN ONE CF THESE BAGS GAES
TN SAMETHING THAT LACKS LIKE THIS:
CH MAN CH MAN IS THIS FREAKING YOU OUT
YET WHAT ARE YOU EVEN GONNA DC
WELL I' LL ******* TELL YOU
YCU' RE GONNA CUT THE TIP (DEE THE BAG LIKE
YOU SEE UP THERE WITH
SCISSORS OR A KNIFE TE YCU' RE IMPATIENT
BUT THAT **** DIESN' T WORK WELL AND IT
TEARS FUNNY} OR,
TE YA REAL FANCY,
ONE CF THESE:
ANYWAYS NCW YOUR MILK IS READY TC POUR
READY?
by qui aka Ltd
CH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING
HCW IS THAT MILK GETTING INTJ
THAT GLASS????
**** IS THAT MAGIC? l? l? l
NC THAT' S CANADA
IN CANADA. MILK COMES
YOU RE ******* WELCOME .
SINCERELY,
ALL CANADIANS
...
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#236 - hellsjester (12/11/2012) [+] (18 replies)
this is much simpler then twisting a cap off...
#69 - Pred (12/11/2012) [-]
Good work... you just described the way to pour a glass of milk in Europe.... 30 years ago
#108 - seawrath (12/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
in america, milk comes from cows
#104 - zanshin (12/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
master race reporting in
User avatar #179 - salivarocker (12/11/2012) [-]
Instructions weren't clear enough dick caught in milk bag.
#47 - jaggedpvp (12/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
that seems like a pain in the ass.
#140 - nittsurri (12/11/2012) [+] (11 replies)
Good luck re-sealing it and keeping it fresh.
User avatar #233 - piptime (12/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Everywhere else Tutorial:
1. Open lid
2. Pour
3. ????
4. Milk
User avatar #671 - hellspawner (12/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I thought Canadians were nice? You're an asshole.
#257 - theJENK (12/11/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Dear Canada,
We're sorry life is so hard up there.
User avatar #413 - wheresthefudge (12/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Steps necessary to drink Canadian Bagged Milk:
1) Buy milk
2)Open bag
3)Remove smaller bags from bag
4) Place one of the smaller bags in a pitcher
5)Open now-pitchered smaller bag
6)Pour milk into cup
7)Drink milk
Steps necessary to drink normal carton/jug milk.
1)Buy milk
2)Open carton/jug
3)Pour milk into cup or other milk-capture device
4)Enjoy your freedom milk
And Americans are the stupid ones for not understanding bagged milk? Ok then....
#466 - Keoul (12/11/2012) [+] (4 replies)
Why don't you just pour the milk into the container?
Why don't you just pour the milk into the container?
#241 - mitchellking (12/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
MFW i live in Canada and i have cartons of milk
MFW i live in Canada and i have cartons of milk
#522 - neocortex (12/11/2012) [-]
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Leave it to Canadians to make something as easy as having a glass of milk needlessly complicated... :D
#488 - shinydiglett (12/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
But how does bag stay in jug?
#743 - BlockinYoAss (12/11/2012) [-]
All of that just to use some milk?   
   
All I gotta do is unscrew a cap
All of that just to use some milk?

All I gotta do is unscrew a cap
#528 - dcooney (12/11/2012) [-]
Nothin beats two big ol American jugs.
#723 - megafallen (12/11/2012) [+] (8 replies)
For anyone who thinks Canadians are stupid for doing this   
   
Gosh people have you seem 'Murica
For anyone who thinks Canadians are stupid for doing this

Gosh people have you seem 'Murica
#733 to #723 - Hidnight (12/11/2012) [-]
I have never seem 'Murica.
#656 - silvet (12/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Well good sir I havent something to say to that...

Bagged milk? Really? Was our complicated milk jug system just too much. What the **** is this ******** ? You buy a bag of milk, just to put it in a pitcher for the bag of milk? How about this, buy a jug and SCREW OFF THE DAMN TOP. OH AND GUESS WHAT, WE DONT NEED A CLIP TO CLOSE IT. JUST SCREW THAT LITTLE ORANGE ****** BACK ON. WOAH HOLY BALLS. TOO FAST? SORRY ABOUT THAT, MAYBE NEXT TIME WE CAN PUT THE JUG INA BAG THEN PUT THAT BAG IN A BIGGER BAG AND THEN HAVE A WHOLE ROOM DEDICATED TO YOUR BAGS AND PITCHERS OF MILK. GET IT TOGETHER MAN! YOU DOUCHE.
User avatar #251 - PurpleStuff (12/11/2012) [-]
The instructions weren't clear enough I accidentally got my dick stuck in the hose.
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