Canadian Bagged Milk. Bagged Milk rocks!. OKAY AMERICA, TIME TC) LISTEN THE UP. I' M MAKING A BAGGED MILK TUTORIAL BECAUSE TE ONE CF YOU ASKS ME ONE MORE TIME H Canadian Bagged Milk rocks! OKAY AMERICA TIME TC) LISTEN THE UP I' M MAKING A BAGGED MILK TUTORIAL BECAUSE TE ONE CF YOU ASKS ME MORE H
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Canadian Bagged Milk

 
Canadian Bagged Milk. Bagged Milk rocks!. OKAY AMERICA, TIME TC) LISTEN THE UP. I' M MAKING A BAGGED MILK TUTORIAL BECAUSE TE ONE CF YOU ASKS ME ONE MORE TIME H

Bagged Milk ******* rocks!

OKAY AMERICA, TIME TC) LISTEN
THE **** UP.
I' M MAKING A BAGGED MILK TUTORIAL BECAUSE TE
ONE CF YOU ******* ASKS ME ONE MORE TIME HCW
CANADIAN BAGGED MILK WERKS I' M BAGGING YOUR
HEAD
HERE GAES
THIS **** IS MILK TN A BAG
OMG HALY **** BUT HCW DC YOU POUR IT
WHERE GAES MILK HCW MILK TN MOUTH" SAYS
THE AMERICAN
SHUT THE **** UP AND LISTEN
THIS IS WHAT IS INSIDE THAT
BIG BAG
THREE LITTLE BAGS THAT LCUK
LIKE THIS
Wail HALY **** RIGHT
THE EXTRA BAGS
TN THIS TE YOU WANT:
AND THEN ONE CF THESE BAGS GAES
TN SAMETHING THAT LACKS LIKE THIS:
CH MAN CH MAN IS THIS FREAKING YOU OUT
YET WHAT ARE YOU EVEN GONNA DC
WELL I' LL ******* TELL YOU
YCU' RE GONNA CUT THE TIP (DEE THE BAG LIKE
YOU SEE UP THERE WITH
SCISSORS OR A KNIFE TE YCU' RE IMPATIENT
BUT THAT **** DIESN' T WORK WELL AND IT
TEARS FUNNY} OR,
TE YA REAL FANCY,
ONE CF THESE:
ANYWAYS NCW YOUR MILK IS READY TC POUR
READY?
by qui aka Ltd
CH MY GOD WHAT IS HAPPENING
HCW IS THAT MILK GETTING INTJ
THAT GLASS????
**** IS THAT MAGIC? l? l? l
NC THAT' S CANADA
IN CANADA. MILK COMES
YOU RE ******* WELCOME .
SINCERELY,
ALL CANADIANS
...
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#236 - hellsjester
Reply +363
(12/11/2012) [-]
this is much simpler then twisting a cap off...
#261 to #236 - monkeysalt
Reply -14
(12/11/2012) [-]
cutting the tip off a bag once,
twisting the cap off a carton 20 times.

kinda seems that it IS simpler.
#270 to #261 - hellsjester
Reply +2
(12/11/2012) [-]
what happens when exposed to air
#280 to #270 - monkeysalt
Reply -3
(12/11/2012) [-]
a bag will last a week after being openned. and thats why there are 4L (or a gallon) of milk, into three bags. so the two that are not openned stay fresh longer.
#290 to #280 - hellsjester
Reply +6
(12/11/2012) [-]
which brings us back to original statement...
#372 to #280 - hellsjester
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#509 to #236 - ponieskilledmyacc ONLINE
Reply +7
(12/11/2012) [-]
The point of this is being economic, both space and money-wise.
Bags are cheaper than boxes.
"but you put them in recipient thingies bla bla bla"
One at a time, and the rest you can store in a much smaller space.

In brazil we too have bagged milk.
#635 to #509 - spysappinmysasha
Reply +3
(12/11/2012) [-]
doesnt look like the pack of bags even has as much as an American Gallon. Wasting all that space just to hold opening kits and storage kits for these bags seems like a bigger waste than storing 1 or 2 Gallons in the back of the fridge.
#660 to #635 - ponieskilledmyacc ONLINE
Reply -4
(12/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, but if you think about it, doesn't every carton of milk come with it's own "opening kit?" It's like using 110% of space for the open one and about 90% for the stored ones, but that's just a guess.
#1216 to #660 - theplankof
Reply +1
(12/12/2012) [-]
No. A cap is a cap. Not a complex opening kit.
#1217 to #1216 - ponieskilledmyacc ONLINE
Reply -3
(12/12/2012) [-]
And a scissor is not a complex open kit either.
#1218 to #1217 - theplankof
Reply +2
(12/12/2012) [-]
Are you really thumbing down everybody that disagrees with you?
#1229 to #1218 - ponieskilledmyacc ONLINE
Reply -2
(12/12/2012) [-]
Nope, just you, cause I thought you were rude.
#757 to #509 - Blarge **User deleted account**
Reply +2
(12/11/2012) [-]
the **** kind of milk comes in a box
#862 to #757 - djbagboy
Reply +2
(12/11/2012) [-]
He talking about Cartons
#1194 to #757 - ponieskilledmyacc ONLINE
Reply 0
(12/12/2012) [-]
Sorry, loose translation on my part, I meant to say carton like the gentleman before me said,
#1200 to #1194 - Blarge **User deleted account**
Reply +2
(12/12/2012) [-]
no problem
#517 to #509 - hellsjester
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#581 to #517 - ponieskilledmyacc ONLINE
Reply 0
(12/11/2012) [-]
Did you even read?
#69 - Pred ONLINE
Reply +195
(12/11/2012) [-]
Good work... you just described the way to pour a glass of milk in Europe.... 30 years ago
#108 - seawrath
Reply +181
(12/11/2012) [-]
in america, milk comes from cows
#1128 to #108 - danihollywood
Reply +1
(12/12/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
#133 to #108 - bausch
Reply +4
(12/11/2012) [-]
#104 - zanshin
Reply +93
(12/11/2012) [-]
master race reporting in
#1057 to #104 - mystifizinski
Reply -1
(12/12/2012) [-]
we actually use gutbio frische landmilch. it has won the ökotest.
#460 to #104 - atomschlumpf
Reply +3
(12/11/2012) [-]
master race indeed...
#179 - salivarocker
Reply +76
(12/11/2012) [-]
Instructions weren't clear enough dick caught in milk bag.
#47 - jaggedpvp
Reply +74
(12/11/2012) [-]
that seems like a pain in the ass.
#67 to #47 - notafunnyguy
Reply +5
(12/11/2012) [-]
he made it seem like more work than it is. put bag in container, cut end, pour. and it's cheaper to buy it bagged than in a carton.
#594 to #47 - megawatt
Reply +10
(12/11/2012) [-]
it's canada. they're use to having a pain in the ass.
#140 - nittsurri
Reply +56
(12/11/2012) [-]
Good luck re-sealing it and keeping it fresh.
#434 to #140 - mattseven
Reply -1
(12/11/2012) [-]
It stays fresh anyway.
#448 to #434 - ompalomper ONLINE
Reply +6
(12/11/2012) [-]
how?
is there a ******* milk fairy out there?
does she go like "oh hey, some fresh milk lets make it UN-fresh!"
"here we go-HOLY DICK NIPPLES, IS THAT A BAG!?!?"
"**** that ****, i ain't touching that bag"
and then she flies away
that would be a ******* scientific breakthrough, BIG NEWS!!! bags are fairy repellent
#453 to #448 - mattseven
Reply 0
(12/11/2012) [-]
It doesn't have time to become "un-fresh", as you say it so well. It usually lasts only 2-3 days...
#476 to #453 - ompalomper ONLINE
Reply +4
(12/11/2012) [-]
-hey, i just had the greatest idea
-what is it?
-lets sell milk, IN A ******* BAG!!!
-but how do you re-seal it?
-you don't! we make them so ******* small that they won't have time to get old
-so you mean that instead of making a reusable, re-salable, environmental friendly and larger package we instead make a ******** of small bags?
-eyup
-******* GENIUS!!!

and then the rode a moose over a rainbow into the sunset
#496 to #476 - mattseven
Reply +2
(12/11/2012) [-]
Yeah, because complaining to me is SOOOO going to help. Being Canadian doesn't make me the creator of bagged milk. I'm just telling the facts to you, so stop being a bitch and go on with your oh so wonderful re-sealable milk bottles. Plus, the bags aren't that small.
#519 to #496 - ompalomper ONLINE
Reply +1
(12/11/2012) [-]
to be honest i don't know what the **** im talking about. we don't have milk bottles here in sweden, just some kind of half re-sealable milk cartons
#523 to #519 - mattseven
Reply 0
(12/11/2012) [-]
Oh, those are nice too. Looks like Canada doesn't like re-sealable things...
#530 to #523 - ompalomper ONLINE
Reply +2
(12/11/2012) [-]
but we DO have bagged oatmeal and jam (not cookie dough though, those bastards), why do people like bags so much?
#1232 to #453 - nittsurri
Reply 0
(12/12/2012) [-]
Carton milk lasts a few weeks.
#1171 to #140 - kltznrj
Reply -1
(12/12/2012) [-]
Not a problem anymore.
#890 to #140 - sunnydaycoffee
Reply 0
(12/11/2012) [-]
Resealing? It stays fresh in the fridge for a long time.
#233 - piptime
Reply +52
(12/11/2012) [-]
Everywhere else Tutorial:
1. Open lid
2. Pour
3. ????
4. Milk
#1252 to #233 - mhden
Reply 0
(12/12/2012) [-]
WHAT ARE YOU DOING CITIZEN!!!
If you dont close the lid again it will turn sour .
Let me help you .

1. Open lid
2. Pour
3. ????
4. Milk
5. Close Lid

You can thank me later .

CAPTAIN OBVIOUS ... AWAAAAAAAAAAY!!!
#671 - hellspawner
Reply +47
(12/11/2012) [-]
I thought Canadians were nice? You're an asshole.
#1245 to #671 - grahamernazi
Reply 0
(12/12/2012) [-]
He's obviously not a Canadian.
#257 - theJENK
Reply +47
(12/11/2012) [-]
Dear Canada,
We're sorry life is so hard up there.
#264 to #257 - ieatwaffles
Reply 0
(12/11/2012) [-]
Not all milk is bagged, it's just there if people want it.
#781 to #257 - itsmewaffle
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#938 to #781 - theJENK
Reply +1
(12/11/2012) [-]
I think you meant to reply to the comment below mine, I thumb anyway.
I think you meant to reply to the comment below mine, I thumb anyway.
#1028 to #938 - itsmewaffle
Reply +1
(12/12/2012) [-]
Oops. Heh.