Christmas traditions!. Jim Giffigan on christmas trees! From reddit.. Guys, I've got a great idea. Lets take our socks, nail them to the fireplace, and then fill them with food. jim Giffgan Christmas Tree reddit
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#14 - Myfoot
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(12/11/2012) [-]
Guys, I've got a great idea. Lets take our socks, nail them to the fireplace, and then fill them with food.
#43 to #14 - biggieboy
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(12/11/2012) [-]
Good idea lord! And later, we will take eggs, paint them, and hide them for our kids to find!
#19 to #14 - ifuckinghatethis
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(12/11/2012) [-]
A widower and his 2 daughters lived in a slum, and they hung their stockings by the fire to dry them. They were super duper poor, and the man came to the conclusion he would have to sell one of his daughters in order to keep the other alive (cos they had no monaiz) but St.Nicolas (local land owner) broke in and put money in the girls stocking :O that's where the whole Idea of santa and stockings comes from :3
TL:DR: Father Christmas was a wierd guy.
#26 to #19 - thatscrewedupkid
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(12/11/2012) [-]
st nick is the patron saint of thieves, virgins and communist russia
#44 - ieatsnatch
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(12/11/2012) [-]
It's extremely hard for a comedian to be funny, it's even harder for a comedian to be funny without cursing. I have a lot of respect for Gaffigan as well as Brian Regan, they are brilliant!
It's extremely hard for a comedian to be funny, it's even harder for a comedian to be funny without cursing. I have a lot of respect for Gaffigan as well as Brian Regan, they are brilliant!
#60 to #44 - ilovetocuddle ONLINE
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(12/11/2012) [-]
I enjoy Kevin Hart. he swears a tad though
#62 to #44 - spartusee
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(12/11/2012) [-]
went to Brian Regan's show in dc. t was hilarious. There was this part where he said.
"Sorry parent but I have to say the 'word'.... can you pass the katsup?" It was pretty funny.
#68 - bobindun
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(12/11/2012) [-]
My newest reaction image!! :D
#97 to #68 - nicktheslayer
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(12/11/2012) [-]
Here, have this.
#4 - landartheconqueror
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(12/11/2012) [-]
that dude's hilarious.
#10 to #4 - themastermorris
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(12/11/2012) [-]
I know man, Jesus tells the best stories about his dad and I hear he's a ******* awesome magician
#13 - kook
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(12/11/2012) [-]
Jim Gaffigan is the way comedy about religion should be. He's Catholic, but he blatantly points out flaws in religious logic, and makes fun of it. Yet he is able to keep it light hearted, non preachy and non offensive.


It makes the comedy appeal to people who mock religion and people who follow religion so he can reach a wider audience, and he is hilarious while he does it.
#56 to #13 - anon
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(12/11/2012) [-]
"flaws in religion logic" Christmas trees are pagan tradition but k
#102 to #56 - kook
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(12/11/2012) [-]
you do know that pagans were religious right?
#21 to #13 - zeropunt
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(12/11/2012) [-]
Huh...that just might be the smartest thing I've heard all day.
#17 - sanctium
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(12/11/2012) [-]
Omg, guys. Look at these pretty lights. Let's hang them ******* everywhere!
#6 - sheepysquirrel
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(12/11/2012) [-]
When I learned about (what I was told was the german version) of christmas my granpa said they decorated evergreens cause they put the toys from previous years that Kris Kringle/Saint Nikolas had brought them to show him appreciation for his good deeds.
#28 - venomthc
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(12/11/2012) [-]
I would like to bring back more pagans traditions.
#57 to #28 - neutralgray
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(12/11/2012) [-]
I learned enough about Paganism from my wiccan ex to make my head spin. No thank you.
#29 to #28 - deltaxomega ONLINE
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(12/11/2012) [-]
Right instead of opening a bunch of useless presents on December 25th we'll do what ever we want with no negative consequent between December 17th and 25th b/c that's the week when the Law officials take the week off. This includes murder, rape, thievery, and anything else you can think of.
(They believed that this release the wickedness that you held all year long)
#30 to #29 - venomthc
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(12/11/2012) [-]
Well doesn't it sound right? Tell me more about stress-free parenting or maybe when a burglar have more rights than you.
#33 to #30 - deltaxomega ONLINE
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(12/11/2012) [-]
To me no, but alas i am only but a simple person. What the hell is stress free parenting, I'm only an uncle and i still want to pull my hair out when ever my nieces/nephews are here and the only right a burglar has in my family's house is a shotgun blast to the chest courtesy of my grandfather.
#36 to #29 - twittywitty
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(12/11/2012) [-]
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#48 to #36 - ctsasquatch
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(12/11/2012) [-]
Twittywitty, I need you to do something for me.
First, turn off the damn caps lock.
Second, I need you to find a Scrabble game; full-size, travel edition, any will do, really.
Third, Eat all the tiles. Yes, all of them; wash them down with the most powerful laxative you can find.
Fourth, when you sh*t them out, remember the order of the letters and tell me what it says, because I am absolutely SURE it will make much more sense than whatever the f*ck it is you just tried to say.
Fifth, have a nice day.
#38 to #36 - deltaxomega ONLINE
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(12/11/2012) [-]
#70 - midnightflower
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(12/11/2012) [-]
Me when I'm drunk.
Me when I'm drunk.
#77 to #70 - eggoman
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(12/11/2012) [-]
Finn?
#90 to #70 - nightmarecorpse
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(12/11/2012) [-]
Puncha yo buns!
#7 - mrradical
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(12/11/2012) [-]
well duh, where do you think christmas caroling came from?
it used to be called wasailling cause the houses would give you booze