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Tim» hauls int»; my first day M! ll! Mlb' as a Wallmart
greater, an ugly wannan came in with her tltr kids.
Hearing her swear at them, I said, ‘mind
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Al ', kids, are they twins?" The mam
answered, ‘Hell nu, they ain' t twins. The eldest
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twins? are mu blind er stupid?‘ I replied,
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and thank all " at "" Ala his
said I wasn' t cut nut " this line
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#4 - rvaugh (12/11/2012) [-]
faggots on facebook who see a story then tell it like its there own, **** OFF
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#23 to #4 - facesmash has deleted their comment [-]
#27 to #4 - bayakpo **User deleted account** (12/11/2012) [-]
Funnyjunk who repost a repost who reposts facebook who repost from other source who blog stuff. Welcome to the internet =(
User avatar #6 to #4 - hellzone (12/11/2012) [-]
k
User avatar #40 to #4 - bosskiss (12/11/2012) [-]
Implying funnyjunk is any difference.
Reposts and comps full of reposts are labeled OC
#14 - mattandstuff (12/11/2012) [-]
was on here like 2 days ago without the facebook pic
#16 - thatsmrnoob (12/11/2012) [-]
holy 			****		 this joke was posted years ago on hear when i first came to fj
holy **** this joke was posted years ago on hear when i first came to fj
User avatar #26 to #16 - rabbitfood (12/11/2012) [-]
first time I saw this o.o and I've been lurking FJ for awhile
#28 to #16 - LassieIsCool (12/11/2012) [-]
"Date Signed Up:10/15/2011"
User avatar #32 to #28 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/11/2012) [-]
I was here for like a year before I ever made my account
User avatar #41 to #32 - flybager (12/11/2012) [-]
How come people always roam around a site as anon before making an account?
Making my account was something i did a week after I started going on this site..
User avatar #42 to #41 - sparkyoneonetwo (12/11/2012) [-]
when I first started coming here I was in school and had to use a proxy to get here and couldn't comment or post anything anyway so I didn't bother with it
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#39 to #28 - scootymcbooty **User deleted account** has deleted their comment [-]
User avatar #46 to #39 - zeroxnight (12/11/2012) [-]
that is a lot of bans
User avatar #30 to #28 - thatsmrnoob (12/11/2012) [-]
well you see there is this little thing called anon, ever heard of it?
User avatar #45 to #31 - ebperik (12/11/2012) [-]
Double negatives, bitch!
#49 to #28 - rvaugh (12/12/2012) [-]
i was anon since i was in the 7th grade, but i made my account when i was in 12th
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#29 - moooman (12/11/2012) [-]
I was back visiting family in the US a couple of years ago. We went to a KFC not too far from where i used to live in florida, and the woman behind the counter `are your daughters twins?` to my mom.   
   
   
We're boys.   
I was 13   
He was 7   
   
I was 5ft 3   
He was 4ft 5
I was back visiting family in the US a couple of years ago. We went to a KFC not too far from where i used to live in florida, and the woman behind the counter `are your daughters twins?` to my mom.


We're boys.
I was 13
He was 7

I was 5ft 3
He was 4ft 5
User avatar #33 to #29 - Whaaaaaaaaa (12/11/2012) [-]
Soooo she thinks you're no more manlier the a 7 year old child and are feminine looking enough to be a girl? that or she could have trouble seeing, is mentally handicap, or THIS STORY WAS UTTER ******** !
User avatar #34 to #33 - moooman (12/11/2012) [-]
She didnt look to be the smartest tool in the shed. And me and brother had long-ish hair.


Nothing ridiculous.
User avatar #35 to #34 - Whaaaaaaaaa (12/11/2012) [-]
So she did think you were feminine looking.. Lol you look like a girl.. buahahahahahaha!!!
#37 to #29 - Nightinear **User deleted account** (12/11/2012) [-]
You look like a girl
User avatar #1 - hellzone (12/10/2012) [-]
Well at this moment, Facebook is down, and millions of people worldwide are ******** them self's about it
#18 to #1 - terrorrizor (12/11/2012) [-]
no it's not. i'm on it right now.
User avatar #19 to #18 - hellzone (12/11/2012) [-]
It was posted about 10 hours ago
#20 to #19 - terrorrizor (12/11/2012) [-]
Was it only off for an hour? Because I've been on it several times throughout the day.
User avatar #21 to #20 - hellzone (12/11/2012) [-]
about 10 hours ago is was down for about 15 minutes
#22 to #21 - terrorrizor (12/11/2012) [-]
**terrorrizor rolled a random image posted in comment #47 at Have you? ** i see, well i'll be on my way now, have a nice day or evening sir or madame.
User avatar #25 to #22 - hellzone (12/11/2012) [-]
Yeah bro, have a good day.
#2 to #1 - finalkai (12/11/2012) [-]
being one of the last few people that did not sign up for facebook, i can say that i find that funny.
User avatar #3 to #2 - mcstorms (12/11/2012) [-]
I wouldn't have one, but At the time my GF made me get one. And now I cant delete it becuase I put too much stuff on it.
#9 - phanact (12/11/2012) [-]
Walmart has the craziest people.

I went to walmart the other day, and I saw someone buying a sharpie and a bottle of lubricant

That was all he bought
User avatar #5 - crimsonthunder (12/11/2012) [-]
i think **** like that everytime i see an extremely ugly lady with kids
#47 - professorlayton (12/11/2012) [-]
Comment Picture
User avatar #44 - supermegasherman (12/11/2012) [-]
frontpage last week
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#8 - avastbluesky (12/11/2012) [-]
this same exact **** was front page a few days ago. god damn it OP, you WORTHLESS PIECE OF REPOSTING **** .
User avatar #10 to #8 - hellzone (12/11/2012) [-]
<3 u 2
#38 - monkeyrocker (12/11/2012) [-]
**monkeyrocker rolls 65**
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#15 - anon (12/11/2012) [-]
I don't understand how people haven't seen this before. Stories like these are posted all over the internt and then some idiot puts it on facebook and everyone thinks he made it himself.
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