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Retarded Dreams

People tell me dreams can be interpreted. That's probably ******** .

we been having a lot at retarded dreams meld. these
are a iew I decided to draw out.
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#5 - jaak (12/10/2012) [+] (15 replies)
My dreams are mostly Tom Hanks' head on animal's bodies.
My dreams are mostly Tom Hanks' head on animal's bodies.
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#9 - phanact (12/10/2012) [-]
I had a dream where two FJers I know, a guy and a girl who were like... I dunno, I guess they were close.

I had a dream where one of them raped the other. But she actually gave consent so it wasn't rape, and I had to stop the attorney from finding the guy and arresting him for raping her when he really didn't do that

This happened in norway
I've never been to norway
#72 - afreeti (12/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
i don't know whether i should go to sleep and never wake up
or never sleep again
#140 - pedobearsepicness (12/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
>be me at age 15   
>i sleep with no clothes on   
>intensely horny   
>go to sleep one night with massive boner   
>having dream about this girl who i know and were pretty good friends   
>she gives me bj   
>rough sex ensues   
*sidenote she was a squirter   
>im about to cum   
>in real life mom walks into room to wake me up   
>she wakes me up as i cum   
>cum all over mom   
>she runs out of my room   
>she trips face first onto coffee table   
>MFW
>be me at age 15
>i sleep with no clothes on
>intensely horny
>go to sleep one night with massive boner
>having dream about this girl who i know and were pretty good friends
>she gives me bj
>rough sex ensues
*sidenote she was a squirter
>im about to cum
>in real life mom walks into room to wake me up
>she wakes me up as i cum
>cum all over mom
>she runs out of my room
>she trips face first onto coffee table
>MFW
#65 - ihatem (12/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I had a dream that this nation rose up and live out the true meaning of its creed: "We hold these truths to be self-evident: that all men are created equal."
I had a dream that on the red hills of Georgia the sons of former slaves and the sons of former slave owners were able to sit down together at the table of brotherhood.
I had a dream that even the state of Mississippi, a state sweltering with the heat of injustice, sweltering with the heat of oppression, transformed into an oasis of freedom and justice.
I had a dream that my four little children lived in a nation where they weren't judged by the color of their skin but by the content of their character.
I had a dream last night.
I had a dream, down in Alabama, with its vicious racists, with its governor having his lips dripping with the words of interposition and nullification; right there in Alabama, little black boys and black girls were able to join hands with little white boys and white girls as sisters and brothers.
I had a dream last night.
I had a dream that every valley was exalted, every hill and mountain was made low, the rough places were made plain, and the crooked places were made straight, and the glory of the Lord was revealed, and all flesh saw it together.

So how wuz ur dreemz guise?
#294 - jettripleseven (12/11/2012) [+] (6 replies)
Ever since I was a little kid I've been having this dream where I'm on a ferris wheel, except the ferris wheel is floating on a buoy in the middle of the ocean in a dark storm with lightning flashing around. The waves lap up over the buoy, so every time I get to the bottom of the ferris wheel, this ignant-ass 						*************					 great white shark jumps up on a wave and tries to eat me. I always try to punch it in the nose, but I miss every time and it just falls. Then I have to mentally prepare myself for the next rotation and how I'll defend myself against the shark.    
   
Some day I'm going to punch that wise-ass 						************					 right in his toothy mouth.    
   
Pic related, it's the 						************					.
Ever since I was a little kid I've been having this dream where I'm on a ferris wheel, except the ferris wheel is floating on a buoy in the middle of the ocean in a dark storm with lightning flashing around. The waves lap up over the buoy, so every time I get to the bottom of the ferris wheel, this ignant-ass ************* great white shark jumps up on a wave and tries to eat me. I always try to punch it in the nose, but I miss every time and it just falls. Then I have to mentally prepare myself for the next rotation and how I'll defend myself against the shark.

Some day I'm going to punch that wise-ass ************ right in his toothy mouth.

Pic related, it's the ************ .
User avatar #4 - sepheroth (12/10/2012) [+] (8 replies)
I'm pretty sure the second one means you have to stop masturbating in public restrooms
#119 - zumzizeroo (12/10/2012) [+] (11 replies)
I recently learned to lucid dream and i have to say theyre some of the most amazing experiences ive had in recent memory. the downside is i can only do it when i nap but my normal dreams have become 						*****					 to the point where i can identify the type of wood paneling the floors.   
MFW I wake up from the equivalent of a movie i wrote and starred in myself.
I recently learned to lucid dream and i have to say theyre some of the most amazing experiences ive had in recent memory. the downside is i can only do it when i nap but my normal dreams have become ***** to the point where i can identify the type of wood paneling the floors.
MFW I wake up from the equivalent of a movie i wrote and starred in myself.
User avatar #116 - DisgruntledTomato (12/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Here is a weird dream for you
> Was at a beach party with some friends on a pier of all places
> Pretty ******* weird as we all had the same towel whatever
> Anyway I was smoking a little bit of bud on the seafront
> My friend suddenly charges into me and knocks my joint underneath the dock
> So I got really pissed and went "go and ******* get that"
> So he went under then dock and was hunting around
> Turning over a few rocks looking for it
> Finally see this rock which is standing out from the rest.
> But It wasn't a rock
> It was a rock lobster
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#235 - parrotey (12/11/2012) [-]
The weirdest dream I had was one where I witnessed Michael Jackson in werewolf form battling optimus prime in the middle of the woods. I was so freaked out I woke up and puked all over my bed.
#283 - mckaylamaroney (12/11/2012) [+] (3 replies)
this sounds like a pretty dreamy guy
User avatar #1 - mayormilkman (12/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
I think the first one implies that Abraham Lincoln was actually some sort of bacteria.
#193 - lolzordz (12/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
is anyone else starting to notice humor nowadays is dependent on being really random to be funny
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#157 - oliverholes (12/11/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Okay believe it or not but I know exactly what these dreams mean, they aren't at all retarded.

For the first one: You not being able to give your friend money due to an inexplicable reason tells me that you've been having financial troubles, but you don't know why. These troubles may be due to a problem in your banking, robbery, or being misinformed about exactly how much you make. If I were you, I would take a look into this, make sure that your books check out well, and investigate further if you can't. Consult an accountant if necessary.

The second dream: This is your subconscious telling you to be less judgmental. You make fun of that guy briefly for what you interpret in your dream as an embarrassing situation or flaw, and then find out that you have your own. You should begin to judge yourself before judging others, and before pointing out someone else's flaw, make sure it isn't one you carry yourself.

The third dream: This one is a bit trickier than the others, but I'm pretty sure I know what it means. It means that you've waded into a dangerous situation involuntarily, but you don't have the inclination to escape. This could be due to the fact that you don't even care anymore, but this is unlikely because you don't seem depressed, or you don't even realize how dangerous of a situation this actually is. Check your bearings, and don't overlook anything. Maybe this situation you've waded into is affiliated with your financial crisis? Double check anything you've done recently to make sure that it isn't dangerous, and get the hell out of there if it is, because it can and will hurt/kill you.

And for the record I have no ******* idea what I'm talking about these dreams are pretty goddamn retarded.
User avatar #12 - baracknessmonster (12/10/2012) [-]
I had a dream that I became president, and the first thing I did was drain all of the ocean water and ship it to space, just to reduce the number of shark attacks
#263 - mytrakytra (12/11/2012) [+] (1 reply)
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Last night I had a dream about you
In this dream I'm dancing right besides you
and it looks like everyone was having fun
the kind of feeling I waited so long
#139 - MisterGir (12/11/2012) [-]
last night I had a dream that I was in the woods with my black friend and we came to an opening and when I looked around I saw a dead deer that had been shot in the neck laying there in a pool of blood. We kept going and I found a camelback (backpack water bottle kinda thing) on the ground with 666 written on it. It was filled with the deer's blood. My black friend looked at it and turned to me and said "You're taking this too far dude!" and then I woke up. mfw
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