Jesus. Freaking. lillie,, Ne been putting off telling my mom about my ear piercings; she' s really religious and the old testament forbids piercings and tattoos christ
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lillie,,
Ne been putting off telling my mom about my ear piercings; she' s really religious and the
old testament forbids piercings and tattoos. i' m forming talking points For the argument that
will inevitable ensue when i get home; however any advice or suggestions are welcome.
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Jesus had piercings, seriously
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did not know that
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i mean, guess
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lla' t' lht, guy
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#1 - tankthefrank (12/10/2012) [+] (16 replies)
nailed it
#14 - reallynotdashie (12/10/2012) [+] (6 replies)
He died for our spins.
User avatar #9 - BobbyMcFerrin (12/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
well executed joke. didn't see it coming. wasn't forced. wasn't obviously faked. made me laugh. not a repost (at least not frequently reposted).

after 19 hours this has just 400+ thumbs. makes me sad.
#19 to #9 - DANEATSfatKIDS (12/10/2012) [-]
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"well executed"
#22 - godofdubs (12/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
Jesus was a fan of piercings before they were cool.
#75 - morningpanda (12/11/2012) [+] (9 replies)
Every time there's a religious post...
a) I'm a christian and ....
b) I'm and atheist and ....
#59 - wayout (12/11/2012) [+] (7 replies)
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#50 - herefortheporno (12/10/2012) [+] (3 replies)
Can I get a piercings/tattoos thread?

Also, I am a huge faggot for posting this. I don't care. c:
User avatar #52 - happygrowman (12/10/2012) [-]
yea but he sent to his room for 3 days for it.
User avatar #4 - connormccloud (12/10/2012) [+] (1 reply)
Just keep hammering the points across to her, leave her with the ideas for awhile. In about three days she may feel differently
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User avatar #65 - connorsg (12/11/2012) [-]
im a christian and even i couldn't help but laugh.
User avatar #51 - rompson (12/10/2012) [+] (2 replies)
The way people follow the Bible is the most hypocritical thing ever. Everyone believes that tattoos are bad and evil and the Bible forbids them, but you know what else the Bible forbids? Necklaces. Even in the New Testament, they're referred to as a sign of vanity and women are told not to wear them. I dare you to try and find a church that doesn't allow their members to wear necklaces.
User avatar #68 to #51 - Das (12/11/2012) [-]
Lol, but aren't all those Saint necklaces and cross necklaces all involving the damn thing?

People follow religion blindly. They're born into it, and for whatever reason don't want to think about other options.
#70 - dwq (12/11/2012) [+] (21 replies)
Im sick of seeing atheists turning what jesus did into a big joke. He didn't get piercings as we know them today at all he was crucified, there is a big difference
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User avatar #34 - mrhazzy (12/10/2012) [+] (4 replies)
"...ear piercings..."

how can anyone not see ear piercings, her ears better be tiny...
User avatar #118 - McFuckUp (12/11/2012) [+] (8 replies)
Same section of the Bible forbids eating shellfish, wearing clothes woven of two different fibers, and trimming your hair/beard. Most of which I assume the mother does routinely.
User avatar #128 to #121 - McFuckUp (12/11/2012) [-]
>calling me stupid because the post is about the old testament
>I'm referencing the old testament
>Leviticus is in the old testament
>you're a ******* moron
User avatar #8 - jacencaedus ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
Go with the same argument that I go with about gay's, Jesus said absolutely nothing about it
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