Jesus. Freaking. lillie,, Ne been putting off telling my mom about my ear piercings; she' s really religious and the old testament forbids piercings and tattoos christ
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lillie,,
Ne been putting off telling my mom about my ear piercings; she' s really religious and the
old testament forbids piercings and tattoos. i' m forming talking points For the argument that
will inevitable ensue when i get home; however any advice or suggestions are welcome.
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Jesus had piercings, seriously
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did not know that
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i mean, guess
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lla' t' lht, guy
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#41 - grimmwaters ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
#1 - tankthefrank ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
nailed it
User avatar #48 to #1 - lateralcockdamage (12/10/2012) [-]
^ this guy
#33 to #1 - redsalsa (12/10/2012) [-]
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#148 to #106 - gutt (12/11/2012) [-]
I do say my good sir. I do believe I shat myself. Good show.
#152 to #148 - iamnotacleverman (12/11/2012) [-]
I needed this image. Thank you and good day, sir.
User avatar #166 to #152 - gutt (12/11/2012) [-]
Indeed.
#36 to #1 - agentdennis (12/10/2012) [-]
That was amazing.
User avatar #32 to #1 - mariox ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
So simple, yet so good
#31 to #1 - thearcher (12/10/2012) [-]
Finally! A chance to use this!
#12 to #1 - dexterwho (12/10/2012) [-]
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#15 to #1 - kingofhazard (12/10/2012) [-]
...Nice
...Nice
#2 to #1 - trevanman ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
****** sake...
#14 - reallynotdashie (12/10/2012) [-]
He died for our spins.
#20 to #14 - lfunnymanl (12/10/2012) [-]
**lfunnymanl rolled a random image posted in comment #418 at DYEL **raptor jesus he died for our wins
#24 to #14 - wildemu (12/10/2012) [-]
<---love this
#29 to #24 - standingbehindyou (12/10/2012) [-]
Not as much as I love this.
User avatar #4 - connormccloud (12/10/2012) [-]
Just keep hammering the points across to her, leave her with the ideas for awhile. In about three days she may feel differently
User avatar #7 to #4 - anthonyh (12/10/2012) [-]
Can't tell if Jesus pun intentional or not..
User avatar #9 - BobbyMcFerrin (12/10/2012) [-]
well executed joke. didn't see it coming. wasn't forced. wasn't obviously faked. made me laugh. not a repost (at least not frequently reposted).

after 19 hours this has just 400+ thumbs. makes me sad.
#19 to #9 - DANEATSfatKIDS (12/10/2012) [-]
MY SIDES
"well executed"
#67 to #19 - personface (12/11/2012) [-]
I think that may actually have been unintentional. still made me giggle
I think that may actually have been unintentional. still made me giggle
#75 - morningpanda (12/11/2012) [-]
Every time there's a religious post...
a) I'm a christian and ....
b) I'm and atheist and ....
User avatar #108 to #75 - lilmoka (12/11/2012) [-]
Im an evolutionist and i thought this post was funny.
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User avatar #145 to #125 - lilmoka (12/11/2012) [-]
I DO study evolution.
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User avatar #95 to #75 - ccccmoney (12/11/2012) [-]
I'm a ccccmoney and I find those threads amusing to read.
User avatar #84 to #75 - angelmatvey (12/11/2012) [-]
I'm a deist and I find your post amusing.
#112 to #75 - potatotown (12/11/2012) [-]
Im a nihilist and I lold
User avatar #86 to #75 - appleboom (12/11/2012) [-]
I'm a brony and I don't belong here.
#22 - godofdubs (12/10/2012) [-]
Jesus was a fan of piercings before they were cool.
#43 to #22 - casadue (12/10/2012) [-]
Quote the pic:
"Father

why is the world so mainstream?"
#164 to #43 - godofdubs (12/11/2012) [-]
My paint skills amaze me.
User avatar #52 - happygrowman (12/10/2012) [-]
yea but he sent to his room for 3 days for it.
User avatar #34 - mrhazzy ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
"...ear piercings..."

how can anyone not see ear piercings, her ears better be tiny...
User avatar #47 to #34 - lateralcockdamage (12/10/2012) [-]
He goes to school with me in a different city then where his parents live
#42 to #34 - anon (12/10/2012) [-]
maybe he/she is away at college and hasn't seen her mom lately
User avatar #53 to #34 - randomlyici (12/10/2012) [-]
Perhaps she has long hair that covers up her ears when she wears it down....?
User avatar #97 to #53 - lateralcockdamage (12/11/2012) [-]
its a dude
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#100 - lolzordz (12/11/2012) [-]
i dont mind jesus, he seemed like a nice guy..
i dont mind jesus, he seemed like a nice guy..
User avatar #8 - jacencaedus (12/10/2012) [-]
Go with the same argument that I go with about gay's, Jesus said absolutely nothing about it
User avatar #65 - connorsg (12/11/2012) [-]
im a christian and even i couldn't help but laugh.
User avatar #51 - rompson (12/10/2012) [-]
The way people follow the Bible is the most hypocritical thing ever. Everyone believes that tattoos are bad and evil and the Bible forbids them, but you know what else the Bible forbids? Necklaces. Even in the New Testament, they're referred to as a sign of vanity and women are told not to wear them. I dare you to try and find a church that doesn't allow their members to wear necklaces.
#54 to #51 - improbablyyourdad (12/10/2012) [-]
It's constantly changing.   
   
Which says a lot about it.
It's constantly changing.

Which says a lot about it.
User avatar #68 to #51 - Das (12/11/2012) [-]
Lol, but aren't all those Saint necklaces and cross necklaces all involving the damn thing?

People follow religion blindly. They're born into it, and for whatever reason don't want to think about other options.
User avatar #126 - ronnnycombo (12/11/2012) [-]
**ronnnycombo rolls 63** <--- Dubz and Jesus never existed
#130 to #126 - anon (12/11/2012) [-]
**anonymous rolls 63**
User avatar #131 to #130 - ronnnycombo (12/11/2012) [-]
**ronnnycombo rolls 38** could it be?
User avatar #132 to #131 - ronnnycombo (12/11/2012) [-]
no it can not
User avatar #26 - defeats (12/10/2012) [-]
Jesus was so HAMMERED that day!
(ok I'll stop now)
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