a butter place. . The Defiant" Toaster My mum would be en annoyed... every morning I went] run we the kitchen "WE' RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP DON' T YOU DIE ON
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a butter place

The Defiant" Toaster
My mum would be en annoyed... every morning I went] run we the
kitchen "WE' RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP
DON' T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CCS OF
CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!"
He' s bread, Jim.
Time of . THE EM
If we don' t rested his heart , he' s meet!
JESUS CR LET.
JAM IT!
Deddy' e In a butter place now, I‘ -me."
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User avatar #3 - KoCChampion ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
"dad?"
"Yes son?"
"Mom is bread."
"no."
User avatar #38 to #3 - rhinoraptor (12/10/2012) [-]
"yes."
#59 to #3 - ledaftpunkfan (12/11/2012) [-]
Nice one
Nice one
#64 to #59 - KoCChampion ONLINE (12/12/2012) [-]
Honestly, I thought I'd get red thumbs for a bad joke.
Honestly, I thought I'd get red thumbs for a bad joke.
#1 - lasmamoe (12/10/2012) [-]
"Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M"
#37 - yoh **User deleted account** (12/10/2012) [-]
#28 - sepherif (12/10/2012) [-]
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User avatar #51 to #28 - ofmiceandmen (12/11/2012) [-]
"Mwahaha... Mwahahahaha... MWAHAHAHAHAHA"
#61 to #28 - ledaftpunkfan (12/11/2012) [-]
*******		 hot pockets, man
******* hot pockets, man
#2 - connormccloud (12/10/2012) [-]
I remember when I took a CPR class in middle school I did the whole skit thing they had you do as Arnold Schwarzenegger.

YOU GET THE AED ITS IN THE CHOPPA
give compressions,
hes dead
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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#17 - ihaveupsyndrome (12/10/2012) [-]
I always lose it at "Jesus Crust"
I always lose it at "Jesus Crust"
#8 - lyder ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
**lyder rolled a random image posted in comment #14 at Oh un. ** Looks like Captain Repost is on duty, patrolling the forest floor, knowing that size doesn't mean everything.
#12 - lackofcoolname (12/10/2012) [-]
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#13 - lackofcoolname (12/10/2012) [-]
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#60 - graydiggy (12/11/2012) [-]
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#27 - snacky (12/10/2012) [-]
1. repost    
2. punchline in title
1. repost
2. punchline in title
#6 - yunablade (12/10/2012) [-]
**yunablade rolled a random image posted in comment #52 at Wait...what? **

My freaking sides man.

God Now I need to buy one.
#14 to #6 - Tyranitar ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
I don't think I have anything even slightly relevant to this
I don't think I have anything even slightly relevant to this
User avatar #5 - anthonyh (12/10/2012) [-]
But who was bread?
#18 - kibbleking ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
This USED to be funny.
This USED to be funny.
#11 - Kirbyman ONLINE (12/10/2012) [-]
#10 - phobicecho (12/10/2012) [-]
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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