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    User avatar#75 - fellmade
    Reply-49
    (12/10/2012)[-]
    exacly my first time oO we ****** about 2 hours and she came a couple of times - afterwards i said it was my first time and she said "no way!" - and the following days we ****** night to night xD
    #154 to #75 - darkjustifier#256 on commentsRank#256
    Reply+7
    (12/10/2012)[-]
    You think someone would do that, lie on the internet?
    You think someone would do that, lie on the internet?
    #140 to #75 - merkdox
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    #139 to #75 - merkdox
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    #130 to #75 - narlydude
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    #82 to #75 - apollyonyagami
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    #86 to #82 - cruzslzr
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    (12/10/2012)[-]
    Are you using that picture because you're mad that he actually gets pussy?If you wanted it so much, I'm positive you'd find a way.they say "he who truly wants, gets" and that isn't just for sex.it's for everything. Working out, attraction, better grades, confidence, money, jobs, anything If you truly wanted a new Nokia Lumia 920 I'm more than ******* positive you'd get your ass a job and buy this **** with your first paycheck. If you truly wanted to be successful, you'd wake up with a mentality of being great and outstanding from the general crowd. If you truly wanted to be a player, you'd work on your vocal skills, workout, and talk to a woman with a purpose, not as a friend but as someone who knows what he wants. Not everyone in the internet is a virgin my friend. Some of us have social lives, and some of us are getting laid...by REAL people of the opposite sex. With all the pussy around, you'd think the loners would finally ******* get some, but their insecurities are preventing them from anything. It's stupid as ****. I'm dating this average 8/10 girl with a great personality and great tits   
I talk to her with a voice that can be heard, not something meek and shy   
**** that, I know what I want and I can use my mouth to speak it.If she doesn't feel the same way, then **** her I'll move on to something else   
rejection is better than regretting something undone   
they say "he who hasn't fail, has not risked enough"   
I'm sure I can't keep getting rejected by all the girls   
and with my mentality and skills I can sweet-talk most girls because as soon as I make them laugh (just once) I have a mentality of them getting naked for me in my car   
and that's my goal   
and I do not stop at nothing to get there   
It's a process   
better yourself   
be a ******* man, stop being a child hating on others because you can't do what they do.   
It's like hating bill gates for being a genius and making microsoft   
grow up, get pussy, and move on to the next   
I'm ******* done here.   
mfw too much text to read
    Are you using that picture because you're mad that he actually gets pussy?If you wanted it so much, I'm positive you'd find a way.they say "he who truly wants, gets" and that isn't just for sex.it's for everything. Working out, attraction, better grades, confidence, money, jobs, anything If you truly wanted a new Nokia Lumia 920 I'm more than ******* positive you'd get your ass a job and buy this **** with your first paycheck. If you truly wanted to be successful, you'd wake up with a mentality of being great and outstanding from the general crowd. If you truly wanted to be a player, you'd work on your vocal skills, workout, and talk to a woman with a purpose, not as a friend but as someone who knows what he wants. Not everyone in the internet is a virgin my friend. Some of us have social lives, and some of us are getting laid...by REAL people of the opposite sex. With all the pussy around, you'd think the loners would finally ******* get some, but their insecurities are preventing them from anything. It's stupid as ****. I'm dating this average 8/10 girl with a great personality and great tits
    I talk to her with a voice that can be heard, not something meek and shy
    **** that, I know what I want and I can use my mouth to speak it.If she doesn't feel the same way, then **** her I'll move on to something else
    rejection is better than regretting something undone
    they say "he who hasn't fail, has not risked enough"
    I'm sure I can't keep getting rejected by all the girls
    and with my mentality and skills I can sweet-talk most girls because as soon as I make them laugh (just once) I have a mentality of them getting naked for me in my car
    and that's my goal
    and I do not stop at nothing to get there
    It's a process
    better yourself
    be a ******* man, stop being a child hating on others because you can't do what they do.
    It's like hating bill gates for being a genius and making microsoft
    grow up, get pussy, and move on to the next
    I'm ******* done here.
    mfw too much text to read
    User avatar#133 to #86 - axry
    Reply+5
    (12/10/2012)[-]
    What the **** did you just ******* say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the **** out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my ******* words. You think you can get away with saying that **** to me over the Internet? Think again, ******. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re ******* dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little ****. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your ******* tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will **** fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re ******* dead, kiddo.
    #141 to #133 - anon id: 9e13b2c8
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    (12/10/2012)[-]
    lol its guerilla* warefare guy some top officer u are :O
    #185 to #141 - anon id: e7b323dd
    Reply0
    (12/10/2012)[-]
    Shut the **** up, anon.
    #132 to #86 - residentevilfan
    Reply0
    (12/10/2012)[-]
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    #361 to #132 - cruzslzr
    Reply0
    (12/13/2012)[-]
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    User avatar#364 to #361 - residentevilfan
    Reply0
    (12/13/2012)[-]
    I hate stupid people
    User avatar#367 to #364 - cruzslzr
    Reply0
    (12/14/2012)[-]
    you wouldn't know the definition of stupid if it woke you up
    #127 to #86 - icefried
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    (12/10/2012)[-]
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    #108 to #86 - anon id: 60cffb4a
    Reply0
    (12/10/2012)[-]
    LMAO read the first line of your ******* lecture and knew you were a tard, do you know what a ******* joke is? he's not hating you moron he was replying to the first comment that no one ******* cared about in the first place
    User avatar#362 to #108 - cruzslzr
    Reply0
    (12/13/2012)[-]
    youre an idiot they thumbed him up in agreement so theyre all hating on his skills faggot
    #107 to #86 - neosword
    Reply+12
    (12/10/2012)[-]
    relax people
    relax people
    #363 to #107 - cruzslzr
    Reply0
    (12/13/2012)[-]
    i hate you all
    i hate you all
    #136 to #107 - betaguy
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    #126 to #93 - neosword
    Reply+1
    (12/10/2012)[-]
    change from Al-Quaeda to Al-Quef-a   
and i lol'd hard...
    change from Al-Quaeda to Al-Quef-a
    and i lol'd hard...
    #87 to #86 - apollyonyagami
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    (12/10/2012)[-]
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    User avatar#83 to #82 - fellmade
    Reply+3
    (12/10/2012)[-]
    you sneaked into my bedroom ... you son of a ****
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